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>you die and go to hell
>you meet this lady
What would you do?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say the word moron, greatest of sins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rip and tear. Until it is done.

      These.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What word?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has this got another episode yet. Why is this the show that gets ignored while the terrible helluva boss gets a whole series. Also sex with Charlie

    • 11 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      Continue on my way to either my punishment or whoevers in charge so i can try and make a deal for power and vengeance.

      Based, redesign or not she's a cutie and in all honesty even though i'm a furgay i want more of charlie than loona.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'm a rapist, that is why I'm in Hell. Guess I'm doing my 2nd lap?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlie: inside every demon is at least 5 tons of shit, but YOUR internal world should be triplied

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start saying slurs and then pray after hitting her skull with a rock and rapeing her.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her why everyone in Hell is gay even though I already know the answer.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would sell her my cum

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure my political views put me in the "so evil you get instantly erased from existence" category of sinners that exists in Vivzie's hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What views would those be? Don’t disappoint now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably this:

        Say the word moron, greatest of sins.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vivzie or at least one of her cronies has said in a stream that people like Hitler or pedophiles get their souls instantly vaporized instead of being sent to hell, which both defeats the premise of this being a show about redemption and also let's the most evil people get off very easy compared to an eternity of torment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          besides it doesn't make sense

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So she piggybacks off of existing worlds to avoid any sort of effort in world building and can't even stick to the original concepts.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, and the setting being hell becomes less obvious and less relevant with each episode.
            Viv has lost the plot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well there's this leak that claims she commonly rips off others https://www.docdroid.net/zyvFyCb/kens-experience-pdf
            It comes off as whiny bullshit but at the same time it would certainly explain some things. I've been thinking for a while now how weird it is that she is able to keep coming up with these amazing premises and designs only to immediately torch them catastrophically as if she doesn't understand her own creation. I've seen a lot of creators eventually ruin their own work but never quite in this fashion, and so consistently.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's profoundly moronic. She could have at least said that they are killed relatively quickly due to there being many sinners in Hell with a vendetta against them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they're twitter users what did you expect

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She could have at least said that they are killed relatively quickly due to there being many sinners in Hell with a vendetta against them.
            "There are a lot of people here who really hate him for some reason."
            Random guy walks by, "shalom":

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just assume vaporized means literal burning for eternity, not fighting turf wars and fricking each other for drugs like Angel. Pretty sure most writers don't address Hitler and shit just because it's mostly a waste of time, and stuff like Little Nicky already did enough to laugh about. No need to draw or dress up any other actors like him, we get the idea.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There goes me expecting to see Hitler on the show.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would ask her what is the correct religion and decide if I want to be in Heaven depending on the answer.

          >Vivzie or at least one of her cronies has said in a stream
          >in a stream
          No wonder I couldn't find any proof of that. This is only one step away from "trust me bro".

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, her animators and voice actors are so beloved from the Hunicast streams. I never heard about souls so evil they get evaporated into non-existance. I’ve never seen anyone in the show who is majorly evil in their life. Only Alastor, but he’s no where near the most evil a person can be.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This sounds so non-committal that they could have easily scrap the idea before the show starts. That being said, it is an incredibly bad idea if true. I really can't see why couldn't just say Hitler was already purged a long time ago or simply killed by one of the people that hate him. There is no indication or reason to believe that evil equals power in Hell. The pedos thing might go with prison rules where they get actively targeted.

              So Viv's hell is just California with superpowers, IRL furries and other anthropomorphic creatures but without the diversity drawbacks?
              That maybe would be hell for an ultra conservative guy, but is a paradise for a liberal.
              Has she mentioned how HH/HB heaven will be?

              >Hell has no pedos
              >Still somehow worse than Earth

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I meant to say that I didn’t hear of the idea until this thread, but thought it was strange how no major evil person was in Hell. The worst sinners getting genocide by exterminators or just killed by some other mystic way by another Hell dweller could work. I wonder why there is still no major charismatic but extremely evil person. I guess Alastor, but he seems to feared by his power more than liked. Also, now that I think of it. How is Hell so overpopulated if the Exterminators always purge most of its denizens? Are souls just massively being sent there by Earth itself being overpopulated?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The world building is awful and falls apart the moment you look at it, that's really all there is to say.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vivzie takes the interesting and cool lore of the Bible and some how makes them way more boring and uninteresting than a poorly trained stingy sermon. And that’s the basic and well-known lore she does use and not the bullshit she make up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She wants to have her cake and eat it too
                She wants to have the interesting and cool lore of the Bible but not to follow its conclusions for fear that it swings around and hits her favorite crowd of people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >interesting and cool lore of the Bible
                Pretty sure there isn't much or christians could have made decent shit of their own, but most of their media is worse than garbage.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron take

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't name any successful bible lore heavy media.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care to argue with you, so I'm accepting your concession instead.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Faith, Unicorn Wars, Pony Island

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most Christians would feel weird making anything about the Bible. The ones that do are either over zealous, grifters, or are limited in what they do with it because they think going to far out there would be sacrilege.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only annual purges so they have time for the population to rebound. Sinners are stuck in the pride ring, that's why it seems busier there. Wrath seem much less populated.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sinners are stuck in the pride ring
                That awful lore choice. Still doesn’t make sense since Charlie implies Hell was never as overpopulated as it was before.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's an awful lore choice that limits what you can do narratively.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worldbuilding just sorta sucks
                >Sinners only populate one ring because of some bullshit about how "Pride is the source of all sin"
                >People who actually deserve eternal suffering get erased instantly
                >Viv is too pussy to even show God apparently
                >Gluttony is populated by hellhounds
                >Shark demons exist, but they're from Greed instead of Envy
                >The actual seven embodiments of sin barely embody what they represent. Asmodeus hates rape and pimps, Beelzebub doesn't like Blitzo overindulging, Lucifer somehow isn't seething over humanity, and Leviathan is a chill surfer dude.
                >A Goetian having sex with an imp is considered taboo but someone higher having an open relationship with an even lower class is okay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Viv actually scared of showing God or just waiting to? The way she will depict God will be the biggest limitus on how well of a writer she is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah honestly I could see the reason being more that she doesn’t want to let the cat out of the bag on where she’s going with the narrative

                She already slipped a little with her
                >reclaiming hell
                tweet

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She’s probably going to depict God as a homphobic patriarchal authoritarian who’s more of a king of hate than love. It’s a lazy way to go and it’s a melodramatic Atheist’s fall back against the Biblical God.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A plot about how the sins are forgetting their purpose and are at risk of being replaced by Overlords who impress Lucifer enough to promote them would be rather interesting.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sinners only populate one ring because of some bullshit about how "Pride is the source of all sin"
                This one is so incredibly dumb and just feels like a contrived way to facilitate the plotline about culling sinners due to overpopulation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is pride the source of all sin?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to be really charitable with the sins, Blitzo was being that off putting sloppy drunk who brings down the mood of a party and makes people slow down, and Ozzie hating rape could have more to do with rape rarely being about lust and more about wrath. Dudes don’t just get horny and violently rape someone, more often it comes from a place of wrathfulness and hatred.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They made Leviathan into a surfer dude!? Fricking really!?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viv has to get rid of the truly awful people in hell for her
          >Y’know what?! I will go to hell! And it’ll be better than spending eternity with a bigoted, homophobe like you! Frick you Dad!
          shtick to work because she can try all she might to portray the main cast of her show as all just misunderstood, really “better than everyone in heaven” characters and God is actually the real butthole but it all gets torpedo’d when someone can go
          >ok but they’re in the same place as Hitler and pedophiles. Clearly God is doing something right.
          And I don’t think she’d get away with saying that crowd is in heaven

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Heaven is so bad why the frick would Charlie want to send them there, and when or if she figures out, what is she going to do? Are they just gonna do what Helluva Boss did and turn it into a clam slamboree? This feels like something you would ask yourself if you thought about your premise or themes for even a short amount of time.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Presumably Charlie is operating under the assumption that heaven is paradise. The twist that everyone with half a brain cell sees coming is that heaven is actually horrible.

              I assume after that, she’ll get discouraged but ultimately come around and ‘power of friendship’ hell to be a better place than stuffy, homophobic ‘heaven’

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Helluva is anything to go by, the religious lore of these shows is nothing but set dressing to promote sexual identity and anything else that goes against said religious lore. Vivzie is just being a big child like every other vocal liberal with a Twitter page and giving the double bird to traditional religion using these shows.

                Yeah what she’s setting up feels boring, there’s a lot you could do if you play with some of the stuff in the Bible or Christianity in general- before I’ve proposed “what if Adam was not actually one of God’s angels, but instead him leading the “Exorcists” is his punishment by Lucifer, to have to kill his wayward descendants” and off the top of my head, what if Heaven’s kind of fricked right now because to resurrect Jesus and allow mankind to be saved from original sin, God had to imbue himself within mankind, creating “The Holy Spirit”, there being less people back in the day, he wasn’t spread as thin, but with 7/8 billion people problems have arisen, so now Jesus and the Seraphim are trying to get more people into Heaven because once they’re there, the essence of God returns to him, and he regains more of himself (which could play into the creation of CHERUB)

                [...]
                Wouldn’t Charlie of all people be the most taught that Heaven is not really good? Her father is Lucifier after all.

                Yeah, would make sense

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How could this work
                >God is gone because..Uh..He is figthing a toddler larping as Jesus
                >The high one in the herarchy are left in charge
                >Heaven status quo goes to hell as creative differences over the one in charge

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Problem with that is I’d be more interested to see God do battle with larpJesus

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was as SMT 2 reference...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah my bad, never played it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If Helluva is anything to go by, the religious lore of these shows is nothing but set dressing to promote sexual identity and anything else that goes against said religious lore. Vivzie is just being a big child like every other vocal liberal with a Twitter page and giving the double bird to traditional religion using these shows.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Presumably Charlie is operating under the assumption that heaven is paradise. The twist that everyone with half a brain cell sees coming is that heaven is actually horrible.

              I assume after that, she’ll get discouraged but ultimately come around and ‘power of friendship’ hell to be a better place than stuffy, homophobic ‘heaven’

              Wouldn’t Charlie of all people be the most taught that Heaven is not really good? Her father is Lucifier after all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t get the impression Charlie has much rapport with her dad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What would be the limit for how can evil a sinner can be in Viv's hell? There's a cannibal there and those old inventors admitted without any remorse to having experimented on humans.
          That Hitlers get vaporized sound more like fear to frick up badly.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s moronic. Just have a throwaway line about how ‘big name’ evil people usually get killed for clout.
          Like, have it be a joke where someone claims to have killed Hitler and people say ‘yeah, you and like fifty other people, loser’

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Knowing viz, I imagine anything right of supporting a welfare state is hell territory.
        I mean, she made heaven bad in this setting which defeats the whole fricking premise. Just couldnt let go of her teenage angst about being told to go to church every other sunday or some such.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she made heaven bad in this setting which defeats the whole fricking premise
          Not caught up on HB, but not necessarily? Maybe it’s an SMT horseshoe thing, the fascist dystopia vs the anarchist dystopia? Of course knowing viv she probs dropped the ball.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say this looks more like heaven.

            That would be awesome, but Viv is a militant leftist who refuses to acknowledge nuance. The thing we used to call "SJW", except she also likes edgy jokes. "Extreme left and extreme right are both bad" would make her gag.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I mean, she made heaven bad in this setting which defeats the whole fricking premise.
          Would you prefer she tells a story where things like being gay actually aren't considered sins and humans just got it wrong?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd prefer a story where part of the redemption is them being corrected into being straight again.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think the series would be better if Vaggie and Angel stayed as a couple?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the other anons are insane

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hard Right

        That's profoundly moronic. She could have at least said that they are killed relatively quickly due to there being many sinners in Hell with a vendetta against them.

        But there would be also people who support them, i mean. Shouldn't that lead to a civil war?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her about infernal physics and the nature of the soul. Is this demon body real or merely a projection of my sense of self.
    ?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be glad I'm not in real Hell and try to make the best of unlife in pansy hell.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip and tear. Until it is done.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't start alone!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really really like this picture

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t start the party without me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of devil arm Charlie would be?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A bowtie that would summon music note shaped weapons whenever you sing while wearing it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or a fiery pitchfork.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      01101001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101001 01101110

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave some for me bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rip and tear (their anuses)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t start the party without me

      GREETERLINGS

      THAT IS A GOOD LOOKING BEARD YOU HAVE THER SIR!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It begins.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante: "Beard?"
        >looks at Doomguy
        >Dante: "You got a beard under there, big guy?"
        >Doomguy: "..."
        >Dante: "Who're you talking to, pal?"
        >Draigo: "MAY I JOIN YOU AND YOUR FLOWING LOCKS IN YOUR PARADE? WE WILL BE A FELLOWSHIP OF FACIAL HAIR."
        >Dante: "I like this guy."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Where is Loona"

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try to bind Charlie via her name or make a pact with for power, I'm in hell anyways might as well try to game the system as well by being in her inner circle.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if she was real?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would turn 360 and run.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The government snipes her in a few days after she shows evidence that she has cartoon hell powers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be kinda scary at first. Ngl

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know this b***h got the stinkiest toes in all of hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pale skin
      >always wearing boots
      Yeah, she does look like her feet reek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pale skinned girls smell bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pale skin
      >always wearing boots
      Yeah, she does look like her feet reek

      I hope footgays are the "instantly obliterated" level of evil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with feet?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with feet.
          Everything wrong with footgays.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie just has that rank ass feet look about her. Like it's her biggest insecurity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do I have some bad news for you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wheeeezze

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the sanest footgay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe harder

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          More

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ask and ye shall receive.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine the smell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will miss this design so much. The new one is just not as cute.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stuck in deviantart OC world
    This is truly hell, indeed

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poke the boobs of Charlie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this kind of shipping nonsense is going to get rekt as soon as the show starts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinking that 'canon' has EVER stopped shippers in the past
        I envy your innocence.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alastor KILLS Charlie permanently
        >uptick in shipping art and porn
        There's nothing Viv can do to stop Charlastor. It's here to stay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viv, get off Cinemaphile and work on the show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viv already did. That’s the hilarious part.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viv already did. That’s the hilarious part.

          are the vivs in the room with us right now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like what is she gonna do? Make a fully animated sex scene between Charlie and Vaggie to "own" people? lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y-yeah, that'd be horrible, wouldn't it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i wouldn’t be surprised if she did that

            I'm not talking about implied sex or making jokes about it like Blitz and Stolas.
            Thinking about something more graphic and explicit, but I don't think that'll happen.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or make them related somehow. Which will still not stop people.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i wouldn’t be surprised if she did that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be so awful! let's hope she doesn't do that...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make a new female character that's connected to Al somehow and has more chemistry with him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean there's already Mimzy who is really into Alastor and they used to be a couple before Viv made him aroace. He's close with Rosie too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a charlastor shipper this would make me seethe so much. I would never stop seething. I hope Viv never does this ever because it would make me very upset.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nuke him as a character. make him gay, stick him in a relationship with someone else, or make him abusive, give him some backstory to try and get the viewer against him, or delete him from the show. we shave already seen that she is not above doing this. someone else described her as the vince mcmahon of animation and that seems pretty accurate.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >someone else described her as the vince mcmahon of animation and that seems pretty accurate.
            at least vince is entertaining.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nuke him as a character
            He's a fan favorite who gets a lot of merch.
            >stick him in a relationship with someone else
            Like Rosie or Mimzy? Okay, that might make people satisfied for a little while.
            >or make him abusive
            He's already a cannibal serial killer. That's FAR worse than just being "abusive."

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rosie is a cutey

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes she is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would kiss Rosie, hug Rosie, make a nice dinner for Rosie, go shopping with Rosie, take a shower with Rosie, dance with Rosie, have sex with Rosie, compliment Rosie, play a game with Rosie, watch a movie with Rosie and run the emporium with Rosie!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool anon, you do you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          seriously, wheres the lesbian fanservice? if its gonna be a coomer show at least satisfy the yurigays.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, this is a fujoshit show. Men's buttholes ONLY.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she goes out of her way to stomp on ships she's going to get in trouble. Her views on Hazbin are already crashing.

        nuke him as a character. make him gay, stick him in a relationship with someone else, or make him abusive, give him some backstory to try and get the viewer against him, or delete him from the show. we shave already seen that she is not above doing this. someone else described her as the vince mcmahon of animation and that seems pretty accurate.

        Just shows you creative types do need to be reeled in. She has too much power.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confess to her that I supported the Russian invasion of the ukraine (For which I ended up in hell most likely) and prepare for the incoming justified punishment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but anon that gets you sent to Heaven

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But according to Pootin, everyone who stands with motherland going to heaven directly. WE ARE RUSSIANS, GOD WITH US

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I know she's bi and not exclusively lesbian, I'd introduce her to Charlie and watch the love blossom!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's going on with the yellow man?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I though she was always bi

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vizzie should make a whole episode about her dating/being interested in a guy so we can know she is bi.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not allowed, all bi women in media must only be with other women. This is for realism as we know all bisexual women are in lesbian relationships and stay that way.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    octavia is cute and her mum is an old hag

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >octavia is cute and her mum is hot
      ftfy

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I die again

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her to change back into her pilot form.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her why her name is Charlie. I don't understand why the princess of Hell has such a moronic ass name.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nickname for Charlotte. Hope that clears things up.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would this be like?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know because I don't know what Vox is like because the show still isn't out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vox makes an appearance in Alastors prequel comic, being the only character to successfully unnerve/piss off Alastor

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is he a dead human or a hellborn?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vox? He's a dead human, like Alastor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vox would make it better.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me Magne.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up all of Husk's booze and run away

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill myself and go to Double Hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the charlie has bad smelling feet thing canon or just a meme?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meme

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss her and hug. Nothing more. She is cute and pretty.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we talk about the overlords in Hell?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vox my beloved

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine him without a shirt

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine Vox & Alastor arguing & you get between them but they get too close to eachother so that youre caught between them & their shirtless toned bodies haha

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nooo haha I would hate for that to happen... anything but that...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be awful to get stuck & squeezed tight between them since youre barely chest height with them haha like imagine getting pressed up against their lower chests or abs haha thatd be awful

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cum in my pants

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask her "wheres Alastor? Im going to hold his hand & kiss him!"

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST M&M

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you are prepared for the suicide episode

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope Stolas isn't on antidepressants. And I hope Octavia doesn't kill anybody.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vizie makes the only straight relationship in the show retroactively toxic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This monkey paw shit is why I no longer want Loona to have any focus.
        She'll probably have Bee leave Vortex for Loona.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Although this does kinda validate all the moxxie crackshippers who ship with everyone but his wife lmao.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    call the police

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accept her request because I like it and I’m not good that bad, help her by becoming part of the staff (because I’m so relieved that I still exist after dying that I don’t want to try my luck with heaven), and ask if she wants to play D&D

    Also if I hear about the imps business, I’ll hire them to retrieve vidya games and consoles from Earth.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greet her politely while secretly planning and helping Lucifer capture Vaggie since his daughter is the Anti-Christ and he just wants to avoid a spat with his daughter even though he could take her. Lucifer is not only displeased that his daughter broke things off with the Von Eldrich's son but also, she's partnering herself with a lowly, weak powerless Sinner. Plus, Vaggie has a spitfire personality and Lucifer wants to have some fun breaking her down in whatever way possible.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live at her hotel in the hope of meeting sexy high ranking demons

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of vibe does the hotel give?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would start saying the most anti-woke shit ever. I’m assuming that’s why I ended up in gay hell in the first place.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You and Husk may get along well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, I’m an alcoholic so I’d be at his bar 24/7. Wait a minute…I think I know why I actually ended up in gay hell

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask a question.

    What can change the nature of man?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So like how does the hierarchy work? Because like Charlie is a princess of hell but aren’t the owl demons also royalty? And there are the overlords which are higher than the lords of different rings of hell? And imps are at the bottom but above sinners sometimes? Is that right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shrug

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That actually helps a lot anon thanks.

        >imagine being born an imp

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not that it really matters. Vortex is dating a Demon Lord of the 7 despite being a Hellhound and Charlie is fricking a Sinner.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah Viv completely slew the whole scandal of Stolas fricking an imp didn't she? Imagine if this episode came out when it was supposed to, Stolas getting dunked on over his affair and then we immediately find out Beelzebub is fricking a hellhound.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              a lord of an entire ring can do pretty much anything short of high treason.
              stolas is a lower ranking member of what is likely just one faction of lower nobility possibly only one or two ranks above knights by feudal equivalent a battalion commander for an actual lord higher than most but just above the servants in his own social circle and very much low enough to have someone slap him around for this kind of shit.
              a lot of stolas's shit probably flies under the radar precisely because he is too low ranking for most of the infighting in his own social circles to consider him a threat but just high enough no one lower on the totem pole wants to get on his bad side by trying to report him to certainly corrupt authorities who most certainly would not protect them for the favor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's going to matter to Ozzie pretty soon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait a second
        >Magne
        >Her name is Charlie Magne
        >Charlemagne
        >The Holy Roman Emperor who spread Christianity throughout his empire
        Vivzie wouldn’t do anything THAT based

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her second name now is Morningstar

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, proven right even before the show even came out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 out of 8 only killable by angel weapons
        What a terrible take

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the hierarchy matters to Viv anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hierarchy
      Lowerarchy, surely.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wander off to go misgender sinners endlessly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's a good idea.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are they gonna do? Kill me?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of hell is cisgender, you idiot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You believe that gender crap and dare call others idiots.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cisgender = biologically male/female, you idiot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no kind other than biology.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to frick Charlotte?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to frick her but I DO wanna pat her head, maybe hug.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I might, yeah.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more of a Lilith guy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXY MILF

    • 11 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      (raises hand)
      >captcha: AD0RK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEEEEEE

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will happen if Viv makes a Discord to communicate updates about the shows

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't she have one for her patreon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Countless young fans will be groomed, either by Viv, Brandon, or both.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matting Press

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RAPE

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GON PUTS MY DICK IN

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie's breasts

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie's butthole

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satan would call them homosexuals if they got there you know
      Or worse...

      morons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or stick them around Christians sent to Hell. They completely forget this is a place of suffering and not a 24/7 party.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can see it being a 24/7 party for demons but not sinners.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's up with vivz and the word "moron"?
        Did i miss something?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blitzo calls someone a moron in the pilot. He makes a joke about not being able to say it anymore in the last episode, presumably because of YT guidelines.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Viz now follows guidelines to the extreme
            There goes the Twitter crowd saying it was an edgy show that was pushing what was allowed on Youtube.

            How can they show implied graphic sexual content and then not want to say moron? If it is purely guidelines, then how do they get away with the other imagery and swears in the show?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              A couple threads back a twitter link was posted and it was that very clip, where Blitzo lets out a whole bunch of swears but stops himself from saying "moron". Every single reply was relentlessly mocking it and quite a lot were saying they stopped watching the show. Even twitter has turned against this show

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s dropping in viewers fast, so I believe it. Vizzie made Helluva to uphold hype and keep the popularity of Hazbin, but I believe she actually cost Hazbin many viewers who saw the quality drop and problems on Helluva.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, oh god, I was told that hell would be Heckin' LGBT friendly and Queer and Quirky
      >Literally Satan: I can't believe these morons fell for it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm telling you guys, Viv is actually Satan. No entity with even a shred of goodness in their heart would do what she's doing to these shows.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I like to imagine all the characters in her shows [s]repenting their sins and finding forgiveness and redemption before the Lord.[/s]

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No entity with even a shred of goodness in their heart would make these shows period.
          ftfy

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do they make an appearance in it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Controversial people don't exist in Vivzie hell.
      Or they just got eaten quickly by the Cannibal colony.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make a exception for those two. Jeffrey Dahmer was referenced in Hazbin pilot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok. In any case, I don't think they are going to last very long.
          Vivzie hell is safe-edgy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vivzie also pussied out about that and said she deeply regretted making that reference.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been searching, and I haven't found the source of that. Do you have a link?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a pussy. Liberals are so afraid of offending people. It's pathetic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what's Alastor's backstory going to be retconned to, since he's not allowed to be a cannibal anymore

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably just a generic killer. I don’t see why it would be retconned since Hannibal Lecter is still popular and well loved.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Avid fanboy tries to suck up to Viv.
                >She still acts like a b***h.
                Is there no pleasing her?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People like Viv are never happy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. She's a modern person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Viv's hell is just California with superpowers, IRL furries and other anthropomorphic creatures but without the diversity drawbacks?
                That maybe would be hell for an ultra conservative guy, but is a paradise for a liberal.
                Has she mentioned how HH/HB heaven will be?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                From the Cherub episode, heaven seems to be very strict and rules based, since the cherubs get kicked out over something that was beyond their control but technically constituted a failure. Its possible that Deerie always hated them and just rules-lawyered their exile, but its likely instead that heaven will be portrayed as extremely rigid and full of snubby buttholes or something.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they do that then they should make the higher ups authorative and strict. Not some layed-back misogynist like Adam.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make a exception for those two. Jeffrey Dahmer was referenced in Hazbin pilot

        >A necrophilic and cannibal schizo has a chance to redeem himself but people with "bad" political opinions don't.
        That's ridiculous, also a missed chance to expose her arguments, it would have been clever to have an "alt right" sinner whose redemption can only be archieved by changing their mind.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That'd require a california lefty to actually entertain and challenge alt right opinions instead of writing them off as irredeemable inhuman monsters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Or they just got eaten quickly by the Cannibal colony.
        But sinners just respawn if their body is destroyed, unless angelic weaponry was used, no? For sinners, cannibalism would be an infinite food exploit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even god wanted them to go to Viv's version of hell

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harris might fall into the category of "just gets vaporized immediately" by Vivzie logic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never but now Im curious on what their demon designs would look like.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Temping to draw but I’ll never forgive myself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never. they went to heaven.

  55. 11 months ago
    Hellhound Horndog

    I'd ask her where Vortex is, grab some peanut butter, and begin my long and arduous quest to cuck Bee and peg this good boy.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join her weird hotel cult because it's seems more safer there than being in the streets of the Pride ring.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, Pepperman is in hell.

      What will he do?

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drew a Millie. Hope yall like her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute. Thanks for sharing, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that shortstack b***h tall-coded? Imma barf. You gonna hafta report to the police after this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah yeah shes a little taller than normal. My bad. Ill draw her with more ass to compensate next time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millie got the Mike Teavee treatment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did she get that bone elongation surgery?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody wants the Loona-Moxxie body swap episode but there needs to be a Loona-Millie height swap episode where Millie is now a tall muscular tomboy and Loona is a grumpy shortstack that's constantly screaming at Millie to "give me my body back", who just laughs and football carries Mox to the supply closet again, leaving Loona to uselessly bang against the door, crying.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Loona-Moxxie bodyswap
        KINO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alternatively, since this is a Hazbin thread:
        >Alastor seeks to seduce Charlie.
        >He needs her latent power to take over Hell.
        >Vaggie is in the way.
        >Despite him turning on max charm, the power of yuri is too much.
        >Concocts a plan.
        >Puts a curse on Niffty.
        >Vaggie and Niffty touch, causing them to switch heights.
        >Niffty is thrilled as she now can reach high places to clean without having to parkour on furniture.
        >Vaggie is now like two feet tall.
        >Charlie confronts Alastor, who shrugs it off.
        >Could've happened to anyone, honestly.
        >Charlie tries her best to find a fix.
        >Vaggie is beside herself. She threatens Alastor with her spear to change her back.
        >It's kind of hard to be intimidated when it only comes up to your knees.
        >Charlie starts finding herself being endeared by Vaggie than attracted.
        >It's like having a small spanish speaking Pomeranian than a girlfriend.
        >Alastor, on the other hand, has never seemed more charming.
        >He's handsome, loves music, and MUCH more sensitive than you would believe. Alastor: 'lol, lamo' but in radio
        >They start dating.
        >Vaggie and Charlie become more distant.
        >Charlie feels a bit guilty but soon forgets about Vaggie.
        >Chalks it up to a 'fling'.
        >Vaggie eventually drifts away.
        >Years later, gets an invitation to Alastor and Charlie's wedding.
        >Vaggie's name is spelled wrong on the invitation.
        And that, is how you get rid of obstacles to the OTP.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >making Vaggie a womanlet for Charlie to lose interest
          You’re a genius, because what girl is gonna object to leaving a partner because they’re too short

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Two-foot tall Vag gets invited to the royal wedding between the Princess and the Radio Demon.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so im normally straight but last night i had a dream i couldn't recall, only that stolas was there and when i woke up i was rock hard and about to bust
    im not really sure what to make of that but i think satan is having a go at me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it wasn't a gay dream. Maybe it was a Fem Stolas in her Human Milf Form

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hah! Gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stolas is a cutey

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he is!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hah! Gay

      Stolas is a cutey

      Yeah he is!

      There’s not a gay person and or person on Cinemaphile (than again, everyone on Cinemaphile is LGBTQ+) besides StellaKEK who hates Stolas. He’s a sweet, innocent, adorable, kind hearted baby bird and I’d do anything for him. It’s not fair he isn’t real and I can’t stop her from hurting him. Stolas is not only THE mascot for abused men, but he’s the mascot for gender nonconforming gay men, like most of everyone on Cinemaphile. I can’t think of any of my gay friends (which would be all of them, I don’t associate with straight dudes, usually) who doesn’t love the cute gay owl. He’s just so cute and perfect. I wish I could be as sweet as him, but I’m too full of rage for all the shit that goes on in life. Oof. Mad props on Viv for making a character that everyone loves and really reasonates with gay males and abuse victims.

      Any news from Stella?

      Hopefully the “Octavia kills her” shit is true. I’d be one happy gay.

      [...]
      Oh cool. I hope she wins.

      Eat shit and die. I bet you felt the same way about Amber heard. Gross ass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, you sound like a troll.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I’m just a bored gay man who loves Stolas and hates Stella.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >then again, everyone on Cinemaphile is LGBTQ+
        That's false, i am a heterosexual man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm bisexual and you need to have a nice day along with Stolas.
        TOTAL STOLAS DEATH.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone on Cinemaphile is LGBTQ+
        Erm, this is a hetero safe space, sodomites get stoned. Sorry!

        Hi, you sound like a troll.

        He is definitely a troll, how can you read this

        Nah I'm bisexual and you need to have a nice day along with Stolas.
        TOTAL STOLAS DEATH.

        with a straight face

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the hell is Amber Heard

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Johnny Depp’s lying, abusive ex
          You must live under a rock.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The last thing I saw Johnny Depp in was Sweeney Todd. I thought he was married to whatsherface since they were always in the same movies together.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOTAL STOLAS DEATH

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love Mills. Shes cute.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post curvy charlie

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alternate universe where Helluva Boss is a dry, nihilistic workplace comedy on par with peep show and UK office and the gay owl sub-plot is more of a slow burn as well as actually staying a subplot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can it have nonsensical violence like Ugly Americans?

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering I'm israeli I'd just use my trusty handy dandy Seal of Solomon and go around making demons serve me so that I may find a path to G-D and do my best to repent and redeem myself for whatever I did.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SWISS MISS
    INSTANT BREED

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im afraid I'ma say something autistic to Viz if I ever see her. It's happened more times then I can count.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see any episode after the meteor shower episode. What's happened to Moxxie and Millie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're fine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank God.
        I want them to have a happy ending with a buttload of implings.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any news from Stella?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's fine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey

        Oh cool. I hope she wins.

    • 11 months ago
      Stella

      hey

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still find it hilarious that Viv spent several years hyping Hazbin as her passion project, only to then keep constantly making decisions designed only to screw herself over (selling Hazbin to A24, making Helluva just to make things more complicated, blowing money on celebrities, letting gay pandering take over the writing).

    Meanwhile Glitch just decided to make Meta Runner because they thought making a show couldn’t be that hard, and then reality hit them and they blew all their money, and they were so unsure if it would be successful that they put Tari in SMG4 just to get people invested.
    Then MR S1 turned out good and they’ve been going strong since.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I now actively wanna not watch Glitch because you people won't shut the frick up about it for five minutes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t help but root for an underdog

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know actively wanna watch Glitch because you won't shut the frick about people shilling Glitch for five minutes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed you already had since you've been shilling it so long.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then make your own thread.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He won't cause he knows it'd slide.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Charlie is the big cute

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least it won't get perma-moved to /trash/ when hellhoundgays eventually take this general over after HH gets canned and HB ends after this season.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're not active enough to justify moving.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Underestimate furgays at your own peril.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched Glitch yet but it sounds better than Helluva Boss, although Striker vs M&M is arguably the best fight in the series. Agents one was so one sided and the writing was so fricking bad it ruined any good qualities it had.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw in love with loona
    >tfw have a dog allergy
    bros...

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I personally find Viv absolutely repulsive, but if this is all cause she's gone full fujo femcel, I guess I'll take one for the team and plow her until her brains get knocked back into alignment.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the soles of charlie’s feet as white as the skin on her hands and face? I need to know this.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'ma draw Millie again.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stella has teeth?
      ... Why am I turned on? This shouldn't turn me on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beak
      >And teeth

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Val please.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So apparently he is I guess meant to be worse than Ozzie because Ozzie respects consent? Why?

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man screw this show I'm gonna go play Rayman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use my power as a black man to say Black person then get deleted for saying my god given slur

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get to live eternity without worrying about getting sick or needing food
    >Hell
    I guess I walk to the nearest store or business and start grinding or something, I can become an incredible artist or musician, hell I can become an athlete I can do anything, so what if I have to spend a couple centuries homeless eternity lasts forever

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given enough time with the amount of engineers and scientists that end up in hell it should become better than heaven

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not how that works

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How, exactly? Hell is basically if Detroit was a planet. There’s no way anything they make won’t be ruined by the hordes of immortal gigaBlack folk that populate it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given that according to Viv, too evil/schizo people get vaporized instead of going to hell, all sinners just vary from far from perfect but with morals to jerk/butthole (even if that contradicts what has already been shown).
        Her Hell has more chances than Detroit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How, exactly, is Valentino or Alastor less evil than Hitler? One’s a rapist who industrialized pimpery and probably did some horrid shit in life, and the other one is a cannibalistic serial killer.
          How are they less evil than Hitler? They didn’t get the high score? They didn’t gain the power to inflict themselves in millions? They totally would have if they did gain the power. So what’s the difference?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hitler just ordered, they actively do stuff.
            >But order someone to do something is equally as doing it yourself
            No, it requires a higher degree of evil to do it yourself. Mengele was far more evil than Hitler. If Hitler is vaporized then those rich inventors who experimented in humans should have also been

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I want his outfit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The boy!

      Nah I'm bisexual and you need to have a nice day along with Stolas.
      TOTAL STOLAS DEATH.

      Sorry everyone here and in the rest of the fandom likes him, StellaKEK. Stolas is the face of HB. Everyone hates Stella. Seethe about it.

      Frick, I want his outfit.

      Same

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, how delusional.
        Kill Stolas. Behead Stolas. Roundhouse kick Stolas into the concrete. Slam dunk Stolas into the trashcan. Crucify filthy homosexual owls. Defecate in Stolas' food. Launch Stolas into the sun. Stir fry Stolas in a wok. Toss Stolas into active volcanoes. Urinate into Stolas' gas tank. Judo throw Stolas into an angelic wood chipper. Twist Stolas' head off. Report Stolas to Adam and his exterminators. Karate chop Stolas in half. Curbstomp sodomized Stolas. Trap Stolas in quicksand. Crush Stolas in the trash compactor. Liquefy Stolas in a vat of acid. Eat Stolas. Dissect Stolas. Exterminate Stolas in the gas chamber. Stomp Stolas' skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Stolas in the fires of hell. Lobotomize Stolas. Mandatory castration for Stolas. Grind Stolas in the garbage disposal. Drown Stolas in fried imp grease. Vaporize Stolas with a ray gun. Kick old Stolas down the stairs. Feed Stolas to alligators. Slice Stolas with a katana.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Lute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        More please

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            when is she gonna make a appearance

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              When hazbin comes out which might be never

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyhow….Ignoring StellaKEK, anyone think our owl boi has a chance to make it into Mr. Cinemaphile 2023? I’d vote my ass off for him. He’d prob make it into the finals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. co belongs to WINston chaps sorry

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ew, he's not attractive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          UniCHADS will get much farther than your homosexual chris chan owl

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ew gross, take it away from me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eat owl shit, UWE. Stolas= loved by everyone here and cute af. WINNER!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stolas’ cute lil bird butt is gonna turn this guy into stone in the competition.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stolas for Mr. Cinemaphile 2023! Glad you agree!

              >everyone on Cinemaphile is LGBTQ+
              Erm, this is a hetero safe space, sodomites get stoned. Sorry!
              [...]
              He is definitely a troll, how can you read this [...] with a straight face

              Wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyhow….Ignoring StellaKEK, anyone think our owl boi has a chance to make it into Mr. Cinemaphile 2023? I’d vote my ass off for him. He’d prob make it into the finals

        sorry chuds but mr co 2023 belongs to charlie(dompler)

  83. 11 months ago
    Stolas

    BLITZO HELP STELLA IS HAVING ME RAPED BY AFRICANS WITH HEAVEN CONDOMS MY GUTS ARE EVERYWHERE AIEEEEEE

    • 11 months ago
      Blitzo

      Sorry Stolas sweetie, gotta take my daughter to the vet. Get your daughter to scoop your guts up, I'll be there for the book tomorrow night!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are basically animated Watt pad gay fanfics,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry Stolas sweetie, gotta take my daughter to the vet. Get your daughter to scoop your guts up, I'll be there for the book tomorrow night!

      You’re not fricking funny. Don’t fake fun of the Stolas and Blitzo OPs they’re chads

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're whimps.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i typically don’t like gay stuff because of the poop

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADbura the DARK DEMON KING of the DEMON REALM one shots MOEva Boss, MOEbin MIDtel, and the entire VivzieSHIT universe.
    >Verification not FRICKING required

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salagir, shouldn't you be fapping to bra again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm amazed the comic finally stopped focusing on Bra's ass enough to get to Goku vs Vegeta.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stolas could turn JOBura into stone before that tomato canned frick of a villain could even suck up enough spit to do the same.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”GIVE ME BACK MY SWEET BEATRICE”

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kino, if only Viv had the balls to do this in the show.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pathetic

    [...]

    Didn’t lose shit, look at the fandom and people in this thread besides you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody supports you, nobody cares about you. You are an underaged fotm schizophrenic autist boogieman who will become forgotten by next coming months

      I condemn you for attempting to be barneygay 2.0, so do us all a favor and stick a shotgun up your throat and pull the trigger

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Nobody supports you

        Wrong see

        Also, Stolas is the most popular character on the show outside of Cinemaphile due to how sweet and sympathetic he is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hm? Samegayging to prove a point? Pathetic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bump

  88. 11 months ago
    Hellhound Horndog

    Stolas is a spindly homosexual, but Vortex on the other hand has some meat on his bones... just sayin'.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's just something about buff men that makes them so rapeable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything bigger than ottermode is fricking disgusting.

      • 11 months ago
        Hellhound Horndog

        Buff power bottoms are hot, don't be a gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vortex is B I G.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and Alastor's marriage would be cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if it ends in a situation with a vibe like this

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Nobody supports you

      Wrong see [...]

      Also, Stolas is the most popular character on the show outside of Cinemaphile due to how sweet and sympathetic he is.

      [...]
      More Stolas lovers! Probably on my side, as well. Eat shit, StellaKEK. We love our sweet, innocent, abused owl baby.

      Samegay btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hm? Samegayging to prove a point? Pathetic

        Has it ever occurred to you I’m not the only one who loves Stolas? Look at everyone outside of Cinemaphile. Fricking watch Sarcastic Chorus’ videos. That man loves Stolas more than I do.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Caught you samegaygin' now you're on damage control

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you, schizo. Do you really think I’d waste my time? You’re a woman, aren’t you?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice edit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an edit.

                >Probably was just typing on a phone just so he wouldn't be caught same gayging
                Nice damage control, israelite
                [...]
                >Literal who youtuber agree so me, SO I AM LE R-RIGHT!
                Kys

                Delusional. Also, no. He’s actually quite popular. He’s not a “literally who”, he makes a lot of videos debunking straight/toxic ships.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some literal who rantsona Black person trying to defend viv's shit writing
                Uh huh, try again gay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop shilling your youtube channel you egregious homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not Sarcastic Chorus, moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Probably was just typing on a phone just so he wouldn't be caught same gayging
              Nice damage control, israelite

              >Go to YouTube
              >Look up Sarcastic Chorus Stolas or Stolitz

              Boom

              >Literal who youtuber agree so me, SO I AM LE R-RIGHT!
              Kys

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >insane schizo babble
          Nice headcanon bro

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Go to YouTube
            >Look up Sarcastic Chorus Stolas or Stolitz

            Boom

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More Stolas lovers! Probably on my side, as well. Eat shit, StellaKEK. We love our sweet, innocent, abused owl baby.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of which...
    Have some Val.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of guns does he like?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Go do that to yourself. To hate Stolas is to lack empathy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Stolas is so cool, why couldn’t he pleasure his wife? Most people seem to have the ability to that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s gay and was forced to marry that animal. He loves Blitzo and Blitzo will rescue him from her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of things could have been avoided otherwise

  97. 11 months ago
    Octavia

    Sorry dad, mum and I just reported you to Adam's exterminators for letting your boyfriend run around on Earth. I can't wait to live with mum and uncle Andre from now on!

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys c’mon, don’t feed the obvious troll

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't make a difference, he spams like a motherfricker.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angry Stolas

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y’know if Stolas just fricked around and forced his wife into accepting it maybe Cinemaphile would see him as a gigachad but instead he is a pussy that gets raped by a red horned monkey and is too weak to stand up to his wife

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Y’know if Stolas just fricked around and forced his wife into accepting it maybe Cinemaphile would see him as a gigachad but instead he is a pussy that gets raped by a red horned monkey and is too weak to stand up to his wife
      The Red Prince would have fricked the b***hiness right out, not to mention would verbally roast the shit out of her if she got uppity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I didn’t mind him when he was the dude on the phone from the pilot. I started disliking him when he became a whiny crybaby. That and when his drama started taking center stage of the show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a timeline where we still got morally dubious with a backbone yet with a hidden more gentle side Stolas and a Stella who was a b***h but not an abusive one who jumps immediately to murder and they had this fun, sarcastic and sniping dynamic and the tension built naturally over the course of two seasons where until finally one of them was like "this shit isn't working, we're getting a divorce" but we are not in tat timeline.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What could have been

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post snek

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, I'm convinced that Hazbin Hotel is actually a money laundering scheme.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >El Salvadorian music stops

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably is now.

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could somebody make a "Mehmet my son" edit with Paimon and Stolas

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have Moxxie getting choked by Striker in my head on repeat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's turning me on.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My boy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, if you bust a nut in Charlie then in 9 months you get a free milf.

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loooooooooona

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting smell

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quit farting

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread didn't give me cancer, it gave me testicular torsion. Literally.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gave me constipation

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the most common critique (among other things) of the pilot was that there was way too much red. Charlie was redesigned to be all red in the actual show, they gave her red eyes and her last name is just fricking boring and stupid now. What were they thinking? Is somebody sabotaging this on purpose?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viz. Charlie Magne was a great pun that not everyone would have got.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Morningstar is much better imo.

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good news, anon! I took a couple months sabbatical to learn more about humans and help improve their lives in the process!
    >with my help you'll be on your feet in no time!
    How would it go, Cinemaphile?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would quickly grow bored with my utterly mundane lifestyle

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Charlie redeem Val?

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy~

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picture Lilith with a really thicc ass.

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Wendigo and Antichrist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/IMPmurderpros/status/1675998224723894278
    Barbie ep this sat wonder what the twist will be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't read bro I'm at my tweet limit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More Moxxie cross dressing, huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      After this is supposedly the Millie suicide episode. I can't wait to see this shitshow crash and burn.

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would he think of Stolas today?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldn't care.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like to think he does.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd laugh at him for being a gay homosexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He may have forgotten about him.

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    first thing I would do is go to that drug vending machine

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cuck vaggy
    then scissor every night

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexxxyy

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think would happen in the show after Millie's death?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quality would go up tenfold.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would take Stolas dying, not Millie

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    502th

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ending the thread with reminder that Charlie has the stinkiest feet in all of hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This poster would get obliterated in hell upon entry

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Care for Charlie. Hug Charlie.

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already have a show about how God is evil and the Antichrist is good and people wouldn't shut up how "good" it is.

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