>you die and go to hell
>you meet this lady
What would you do?
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Say the word moron, greatest of sins.
These.
What word?
Has this got another episode yet. Why is this the show that gets ignored while the terrible helluva boss gets a whole series. Also sex with Charlie
Continue on my way to either my punishment or whoevers in charge so i can try and make a deal for power and vengeance.
Based, redesign or not she's a cutie and in all honesty even though i'm a furgay i want more of charlie than loona.
Well I'm a rapist, that is why I'm in Hell. Guess I'm doing my 2nd lap?
>Charlie: inside every demon is at least 5 tons of shit, but YOUR internal world should be triplied
Start saying slurs and then pray after hitting her skull with a rock and rapeing her.
Ask her why everyone in Hell is gay even though I already know the answer.
I would sell her my cum
I'm pretty sure my political views put me in the "so evil you get instantly erased from existence" category of sinners that exists in Vivzie's hell.
What views would those be? Don’t disappoint now
Probably this:
Vivzie or at least one of her cronies has said in a stream that people like Hitler or pedophiles get their souls instantly vaporized instead of being sent to hell, which both defeats the premise of this being a show about redemption and also let's the most evil people get off very easy compared to an eternity of torment.
besides it doesn't make sense
So she piggybacks off of existing worlds to avoid any sort of effort in world building and can't even stick to the original concepts.
Exactly, and the setting being hell becomes less obvious and less relevant with each episode.
Viv has lost the plot.
Well there's this leak that claims she commonly rips off others https://www.docdroid.net/zyvFyCb/kens-experience-pdf
It comes off as whiny bullshit but at the same time it would certainly explain some things. I've been thinking for a while now how weird it is that she is able to keep coming up with these amazing premises and designs only to immediately torch them catastrophically as if she doesn't understand her own creation. I've seen a lot of creators eventually ruin their own work but never quite in this fashion, and so consistently.
That's profoundly moronic. She could have at least said that they are killed relatively quickly due to there being many sinners in Hell with a vendetta against them.
they're twitter users what did you expect
>She could have at least said that they are killed relatively quickly due to there being many sinners in Hell with a vendetta against them.
"There are a lot of people here who really hate him for some reason."
Random guy walks by, "shalom":
Just assume vaporized means literal burning for eternity, not fighting turf wars and fricking each other for drugs like Angel. Pretty sure most writers don't address Hitler and shit just because it's mostly a waste of time, and stuff like Little Nicky already did enough to laugh about. No need to draw or dress up any other actors like him, we get the idea.
There goes me expecting to see Hitler on the show.
I would ask her what is the correct religion and decide if I want to be in Heaven depending on the answer.
>Vivzie or at least one of her cronies has said in a stream
>in a stream
No wonder I couldn't find any proof of that. This is only one step away from "trust me bro".
To be fair, her animators and voice actors are so beloved from the Hunicast streams. I never heard about souls so evil they get evaporated into non-existance. I’ve never seen anyone in the show who is majorly evil in their life. Only Alastor, but he’s no where near the most evil a person can be.
This sounds so non-committal that they could have easily scrap the idea before the show starts. That being said, it is an incredibly bad idea if true. I really can't see why couldn't just say Hitler was already purged a long time ago or simply killed by one of the people that hate him. There is no indication or reason to believe that evil equals power in Hell. The pedos thing might go with prison rules where they get actively targeted.
>Hell has no pedos
>Still somehow worse than Earth
I meant to say that I didn’t hear of the idea until this thread, but thought it was strange how no major evil person was in Hell. The worst sinners getting genocide by exterminators or just killed by some other mystic way by another Hell dweller could work. I wonder why there is still no major charismatic but extremely evil person. I guess Alastor, but he seems to feared by his power more than liked. Also, now that I think of it. How is Hell so overpopulated if the Exterminators always purge most of its denizens? Are souls just massively being sent there by Earth itself being overpopulated?
The world building is awful and falls apart the moment you look at it, that's really all there is to say.
Vivzie takes the interesting and cool lore of the Bible and some how makes them way more boring and uninteresting than a poorly trained stingy sermon. And that’s the basic and well-known lore she does use and not the bullshit she make up.
She wants to have her cake and eat it too
She wants to have the interesting and cool lore of the Bible but not to follow its conclusions for fear that it swings around and hits her favorite crowd of people
>interesting and cool lore of the Bible
Pretty sure there isn't much or christians could have made decent shit of their own, but most of their media is worse than garbage.
moron take
You didn't name any successful bible lore heavy media.
I don't care to argue with you, so I'm accepting your concession instead.
Faith, Unicorn Wars, Pony Island
Most Christians would feel weird making anything about the Bible. The ones that do are either over zealous, grifters, or are limited in what they do with it because they think going to far out there would be sacrilege.
Only annual purges so they have time for the population to rebound. Sinners are stuck in the pride ring, that's why it seems busier there. Wrath seem much less populated.
>sinners are stuck in the pride ring
That awful lore choice. Still doesn’t make sense since Charlie implies Hell was never as overpopulated as it was before.
It's an awful lore choice that limits what you can do narratively.
The worldbuilding just sorta sucks
>Sinners only populate one ring because of some bullshit about how "Pride is the source of all sin"
>People who actually deserve eternal suffering get erased instantly
>Viv is too pussy to even show God apparently
>Gluttony is populated by hellhounds
>Shark demons exist, but they're from Greed instead of Envy
>The actual seven embodiments of sin barely embody what they represent. Asmodeus hates rape and pimps, Beelzebub doesn't like Blitzo overindulging, Lucifer somehow isn't seething over humanity, and Leviathan is a chill surfer dude.
>A Goetian having sex with an imp is considered taboo but someone higher having an open relationship with an even lower class is okay.
Is Viv actually scared of showing God or just waiting to? The way she will depict God will be the biggest limitus on how well of a writer she is.
Yeah honestly I could see the reason being more that she doesn’t want to let the cat out of the bag on where she’s going with the narrative
She already slipped a little with her
>reclaiming hell
tweet
She’s probably going to depict God as a homphobic patriarchal authoritarian who’s more of a king of hate than love. It’s a lazy way to go and it’s a melodramatic Atheist’s fall back against the Biblical God.
A plot about how the sins are forgetting their purpose and are at risk of being replaced by Overlords who impress Lucifer enough to promote them would be rather interesting.
>Sinners only populate one ring because of some bullshit about how "Pride is the source of all sin"
This one is so incredibly dumb and just feels like a contrived way to facilitate the plotline about culling sinners due to overpopulation.
How is pride the source of all sin?
If you want to be really charitable with the sins, Blitzo was being that off putting sloppy drunk who brings down the mood of a party and makes people slow down, and Ozzie hating rape could have more to do with rape rarely being about lust and more about wrath. Dudes don’t just get horny and violently rape someone, more often it comes from a place of wrathfulness and hatred.
They made Leviathan into a surfer dude!? Fricking really!?
Viv has to get rid of the truly awful people in hell for her
>Y’know what?! I will go to hell! And it’ll be better than spending eternity with a bigoted, homophobe like you! Frick you Dad!
shtick to work because she can try all she might to portray the main cast of her show as all just misunderstood, really “better than everyone in heaven” characters and God is actually the real butthole but it all gets torpedo’d when someone can go
>ok but they’re in the same place as Hitler and pedophiles. Clearly God is doing something right.
And I don’t think she’d get away with saying that crowd is in heaven
If Heaven is so bad why the frick would Charlie want to send them there, and when or if she figures out, what is she going to do? Are they just gonna do what Helluva Boss did and turn it into a clam slamboree? This feels like something you would ask yourself if you thought about your premise or themes for even a short amount of time.
Presumably Charlie is operating under the assumption that heaven is paradise. The twist that everyone with half a brain cell sees coming is that heaven is actually horrible.
I assume after that, she’ll get discouraged but ultimately come around and ‘power of friendship’ hell to be a better place than stuffy, homophobic ‘heaven’
Yeah what she’s setting up feels boring, there’s a lot you could do if you play with some of the stuff in the Bible or Christianity in general- before I’ve proposed “what if Adam was not actually one of God’s angels, but instead him leading the “Exorcists” is his punishment by Lucifer, to have to kill his wayward descendants” and off the top of my head, what if Heaven’s kind of fricked right now because to resurrect Jesus and allow mankind to be saved from original sin, God had to imbue himself within mankind, creating “The Holy Spirit”, there being less people back in the day, he wasn’t spread as thin, but with 7/8 billion people problems have arisen, so now Jesus and the Seraphim are trying to get more people into Heaven because once they’re there, the essence of God returns to him, and he regains more of himself (which could play into the creation of CHERUB)
Yeah, would make sense
How could this work
>God is gone because..Uh..He is figthing a toddler larping as Jesus
>The high one in the herarchy are left in charge
>Heaven status quo goes to hell as creative differences over the one in charge
Problem with that is I’d be more interested to see God do battle with larpJesus
It was as SMT 2 reference...
Ah my bad, never played it
If Helluva is anything to go by, the religious lore of these shows is nothing but set dressing to promote sexual identity and anything else that goes against said religious lore. Vivzie is just being a big child like every other vocal liberal with a Twitter page and giving the double bird to traditional religion using these shows.
Wouldn’t Charlie of all people be the most taught that Heaven is not really good? Her father is Lucifier after all.
I don’t get the impression Charlie has much rapport with her dad
What would be the limit for how can evil a sinner can be in Viv's hell? There's a cannibal there and those old inventors admitted without any remorse to having experimented on humans.
That Hitlers get vaporized sound more like fear to frick up badly.
That’s moronic. Just have a throwaway line about how ‘big name’ evil people usually get killed for clout.
Like, have it be a joke where someone claims to have killed Hitler and people say ‘yeah, you and like fifty other people, loser’
Knowing viz, I imagine anything right of supporting a welfare state is hell territory.
I mean, she made heaven bad in this setting which defeats the whole fricking premise. Just couldnt let go of her teenage angst about being told to go to church every other sunday or some such.
>she made heaven bad in this setting which defeats the whole fricking premise
Not caught up on HB, but not necessarily? Maybe it’s an SMT horseshoe thing, the fascist dystopia vs the anarchist dystopia? Of course knowing viv she probs dropped the ball.
I'd say this looks more like heaven.
That would be awesome, but Viv is a militant leftist who refuses to acknowledge nuance. The thing we used to call "SJW", except she also likes edgy jokes. "Extreme left and extreme right are both bad" would make her gag.
>I mean, she made heaven bad in this setting which defeats the whole fricking premise.
Would you prefer she tells a story where things like being gay actually aren't considered sins and humans just got it wrong?
I'd prefer a story where part of the redemption is them being corrected into being straight again.
Do you think the series would be better if Vaggie and Angel stayed as a couple?
No.
No
Yes, the other anons are insane
Yes.
Maybe?
Absolutely.
no
Nope
Hard Right
But there would be also people who support them, i mean. Shouldn't that lead to a civil war?
Ask her about infernal physics and the nature of the soul. Is this demon body real or merely a projection of my sense of self.
?
Be glad I'm not in real Hell and try to make the best of unlife in pansy hell.
Rip and tear. Until it is done.
Don't start alone!
I really really like this picture
Don’t start the party without me
What kind of devil arm Charlie would be?
A bowtie that would summon music note shaped weapons whenever you sing while wearing it
Or a fiery pitchfork.
01101001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101001 01101110
Leave some for me bro
Rip and tear (their anuses)
GREETERLINGS
THAT IS A GOOD LOOKING BEARD YOU HAVE THER SIR!!
It begins.
>Dante: "Beard?"
>looks at Doomguy
>Dante: "You got a beard under there, big guy?"
>Doomguy: "..."
>Dante: "Who're you talking to, pal?"
>Draigo: "MAY I JOIN YOU AND YOUR FLOWING LOCKS IN YOUR PARADE? WE WILL BE A FELLOWSHIP OF FACIAL HAIR."
>Dante: "I like this guy."
>"Where is Loona"
Try to bind Charlie via her name or make a pact with for power, I'm in hell anyways might as well try to game the system as well by being in her inner circle.
What if she was real?
I would turn 360 and run.
The government snipes her in a few days after she shows evidence that she has cartoon hell powers.
It would be kinda scary at first. Ngl
You just know this b***h got the stinkiest toes in all of hell.
>pale skin
>always wearing boots
Yeah, she does look like her feet reek
pale skinned girls smell bad
I hope footgays are the "instantly obliterated" level of evil.
What's wrong with feet?
Nothing wrong with feet.
Everything wrong with footgays.
Charlie just has that rank ass feet look about her. Like it's her biggest insecurity.
Hot
Do I have some bad news for you
Wheeeezze
>the sanest footgay
Seethe harder
More
Ask and ye shall receive.
Thank you.
Imagine the smell
I will miss this design so much. The new one is just not as cute.
Cute
>stuck in deviantart OC world
This is truly hell, indeed
Poke the boobs of Charlie.
this kind of shipping nonsense is going to get rekt as soon as the show starts
>Thinking that 'canon' has EVER stopped shippers in the past
I envy your innocence.
>Alastor KILLS Charlie permanently
>uptick in shipping art and porn
There's nothing Viv can do to stop Charlastor. It's here to stay.
Ok
Viv, get off Cinemaphile and work on the show
Viv already did. That’s the hilarious part.
are the vivs in the room with us right now?
Like what is she gonna do? Make a fully animated sex scene between Charlie and Vaggie to "own" people? lol
Y-yeah, that'd be horrible, wouldn't it.
I'm not talking about implied sex or making jokes about it like Blitz and Stolas.
Thinking about something more graphic and explicit, but I don't think that'll happen.
Or make them related somehow. Which will still not stop people.
i wouldn’t be surprised if she did that
That would be so awful! let's hope she doesn't do that...
Make a new female character that's connected to Al somehow and has more chemistry with him
I mean there's already Mimzy who is really into Alastor and they used to be a couple before Viv made him aroace. He's close with Rosie too.
As a charlastor shipper this would make me seethe so much. I would never stop seething. I hope Viv never does this ever because it would make me very upset.
nuke him as a character. make him gay, stick him in a relationship with someone else, or make him abusive, give him some backstory to try and get the viewer against him, or delete him from the show. we shave already seen that she is not above doing this. someone else described her as the vince mcmahon of animation and that seems pretty accurate.
>someone else described her as the vince mcmahon of animation and that seems pretty accurate.
at least vince is entertaining.
>nuke him as a character
He's a fan favorite who gets a lot of merch.
>stick him in a relationship with someone else
Like Rosie or Mimzy? Okay, that might make people satisfied for a little while.
>or make him abusive
He's already a cannibal serial killer. That's FAR worse than just being "abusive."
Rosie is a cutey
Yes she is.
I would kiss Rosie, hug Rosie, make a nice dinner for Rosie, go shopping with Rosie, take a shower with Rosie, dance with Rosie, have sex with Rosie, compliment Rosie, play a game with Rosie, watch a movie with Rosie and run the emporium with Rosie!
That's cool anon, you do you.
seriously, wheres the lesbian fanservice? if its gonna be a coomer show at least satisfy the yurigays.
No, this is a fujoshit show. Men's buttholes ONLY.
If she goes out of her way to stomp on ships she's going to get in trouble. Her views on Hazbin are already crashing.
Just shows you creative types do need to be reeled in. She has too much power.
Confess to her that I supported the Russian invasion of the ukraine (For which I ended up in hell most likely) and prepare for the incoming justified punishment.
but anon that gets you sent to Heaven
But according to Pootin, everyone who stands with motherland going to heaven directly. WE ARE RUSSIANS, GOD WITH US
Now that I know she's bi and not exclusively lesbian, I'd introduce her to Charlie and watch the love blossom!
based
What's going on with the yellow man?
I though she was always bi
Vizzie should make a whole episode about her dating/being interested in a guy so we can know she is bi.
Not allowed, all bi women in media must only be with other women. This is for realism as we know all bisexual women are in lesbian relationships and stay that way.
octavia is cute and her mum is an old hag
>octavia is cute and her mum is hot
ftfy
I die again
Ask her to change back into her pilot form.
Ask her why her name is Charlie. I don't understand why the princess of Hell has such a moronic ass name.
It's a nickname for Charlotte. Hope that clears things up.
What would this be like?
I don't know because I don't know what Vox is like because the show still isn't out
Vox makes an appearance in Alastors prequel comic, being the only character to successfully unnerve/piss off Alastor
Is he a dead human or a hellborn?
Vox? He's a dead human, like Alastor.
Vox would make it better.
Give me Magne.
Pick up all of Husk's booze and run away
I'd kill myself and go to Double Hell.
Ouch
Is the charlie has bad smelling feet thing canon or just a meme?
Meme
Kiss her and hug. Nothing more. She is cute and pretty.
Can we talk about the overlords in Hell?
Vox my beloved
Imagine him without a shirt
Imagine Vox & Alastor arguing & you get between them but they get too close to eachother so that youre caught between them & their shirtless toned bodies haha
Oh nooo haha I would hate for that to happen... anything but that...
It would be awful to get stuck & squeezed tight between them since youre barely chest height with them haha like imagine getting pressed up against their lower chests or abs haha thatd be awful
Cum in my pants
ask her "wheres Alastor? Im going to hold his hand & kiss him!"
POST M&M
Hope you are prepared for the suicide episode
I hope Stolas isn't on antidepressants. And I hope Octavia doesn't kill anybody.
>vizie makes the only straight relationship in the show retroactively toxic
This monkey paw shit is why I no longer want Loona to have any focus.
She'll probably have Bee leave Vortex for Loona.
Although this does kinda validate all the moxxie crackshippers who ship with everyone but his wife lmao.
call the police
Accept her request because I like it and I’m not good that bad, help her by becoming part of the staff (because I’m so relieved that I still exist after dying that I don’t want to try my luck with heaven), and ask if she wants to play D&D
Also if I hear about the imps business, I’ll hire them to retrieve vidya games and consoles from Earth.
Greet her politely while secretly planning and helping Lucifer capture Vaggie since his daughter is the Anti-Christ and he just wants to avoid a spat with his daughter even though he could take her. Lucifer is not only displeased that his daughter broke things off with the Von Eldrich's son but also, she's partnering herself with a lowly, weak powerless Sinner. Plus, Vaggie has a spitfire personality and Lucifer wants to have some fun breaking her down in whatever way possible.
Live at her hotel in the hope of meeting sexy high ranking demons
What kind of vibe does the hotel give?
I would start saying the most anti-woke shit ever. I’m assuming that’s why I ended up in gay hell in the first place.
You and Husk may get along well.
Based, I’m an alcoholic so I’d be at his bar 24/7. Wait a minute…I think I know why I actually ended up in gay hell
Ask a question.
What can change the nature of man?
So like how does the hierarchy work? Because like Charlie is a princess of hell but aren’t the owl demons also royalty? And there are the overlords which are higher than the lords of different rings of hell? And imps are at the bottom but above sinners sometimes? Is that right?
Shrug
That actually helps a lot anon thanks.
>imagine being born an imp
Not that it really matters. Vortex is dating a Demon Lord of the 7 despite being a Hellhound and Charlie is fricking a Sinner.
Yeah Viv completely slew the whole scandal of Stolas fricking an imp didn't she? Imagine if this episode came out when it was supposed to, Stolas getting dunked on over his affair and then we immediately find out Beelzebub is fricking a hellhound.
a lord of an entire ring can do pretty much anything short of high treason.
stolas is a lower ranking member of what is likely just one faction of lower nobility possibly only one or two ranks above knights by feudal equivalent a battalion commander for an actual lord higher than most but just above the servants in his own social circle and very much low enough to have someone slap him around for this kind of shit.
a lot of stolas's shit probably flies under the radar precisely because he is too low ranking for most of the infighting in his own social circles to consider him a threat but just high enough no one lower on the totem pole wants to get on his bad side by trying to report him to certainly corrupt authorities who most certainly would not protect them for the favor.
It's going to matter to Ozzie pretty soon.
Wait a second
>Magne
>Her name is Charlie Magne
>Charlemagne
>The Holy Roman Emperor who spread Christianity throughout his empire
Vivzie wouldn’t do anything THAT based
Her second name now is Morningstar
Damn, proven right even before the show even came out.
>6 out of 8 only killable by angel weapons
What a terrible take
I don't think the hierarchy matters to Viv anymore.
>hierarchy
Lowerarchy, surely.
I wander off to go misgender sinners endlessly.
I don't think that's a good idea.
What are they gonna do? Kill me?
Most of hell is cisgender, you idiot.
You believe that gender crap and dare call others idiots.
Cisgender = biologically male/female, you idiot.
There is no kind other than biology.
Who wants to frick Charlotte?
I don't want to frick her but I DO wanna pat her head, maybe hug.
I might, yeah.
I'm more of a Lilith guy.
SEXY MILF
(raises hand)
>captcha: AD0RK
MEEEEEE
What will happen if Viv makes a Discord to communicate updates about the shows
Doesn't she have one for her patreon
Countless young fans will be groomed, either by Viv, Brandon, or both.
Matting Press
RAPE
I'M GON PUTS MY DICK IN
Charlie's breasts
Charlie's butthole
Satan would call them homosexuals if they got there you know
Or worse...
morons
Or stick them around Christians sent to Hell. They completely forget this is a place of suffering and not a 24/7 party.
I can see it being a 24/7 party for demons but not sinners.
What's up with vivz and the word "moron"?
Did i miss something?
Blitzo calls someone a moron in the pilot. He makes a joke about not being able to say it anymore in the last episode, presumably because of YT guidelines.
>Viz now follows guidelines to the extreme
There goes the Twitter crowd saying it was an edgy show that was pushing what was allowed on Youtube.
How can they show implied graphic sexual content and then not want to say moron? If it is purely guidelines, then how do they get away with the other imagery and swears in the show?
A couple threads back a twitter link was posted and it was that very clip, where Blitzo lets out a whole bunch of swears but stops himself from saying "moron". Every single reply was relentlessly mocking it and quite a lot were saying they stopped watching the show. Even twitter has turned against this show
It’s dropping in viewers fast, so I believe it. Vizzie made Helluva to uphold hype and keep the popularity of Hazbin, but I believe she actually cost Hazbin many viewers who saw the quality drop and problems on Helluva.
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, oh god, I was told that hell would be Heckin' LGBT friendly and Queer and Quirky
>Literally Satan: I can't believe these morons fell for it.
I'm telling you guys, Viv is actually Satan. No entity with even a shred of goodness in their heart would do what she's doing to these shows.
That's why I like to imagine all the characters in her shows [s]repenting their sins and finding forgiveness and redemption before the Lord.[/s]
>No entity with even a shred of goodness in their heart would make these shows period.
ftfy
When do they make an appearance in it?
Controversial people don't exist in Vivzie hell.
Or they just got eaten quickly by the Cannibal colony.
Make a exception for those two. Jeffrey Dahmer was referenced in Hazbin pilot
ok. In any case, I don't think they are going to last very long.
Vivzie hell is safe-edgy.
Vivzie also pussied out about that and said she deeply regretted making that reference.
I've been searching, and I haven't found the source of that. Do you have a link?
What a pussy. Liberals are so afraid of offending people. It's pathetic.
So what's Alastor's backstory going to be retconned to, since he's not allowed to be a cannibal anymore
Probably just a generic killer. I don’t see why it would be retconned since Hannibal Lecter is still popular and well loved.
>Avid fanboy tries to suck up to Viv.
>She still acts like a b***h.
Is there no pleasing her?
People like Viv are never happy.
No. She's a modern person.
So Viv's hell is just California with superpowers, IRL furries and other anthropomorphic creatures but without the diversity drawbacks?
That maybe would be hell for an ultra conservative guy, but is a paradise for a liberal.
Has she mentioned how HH/HB heaven will be?
From the Cherub episode, heaven seems to be very strict and rules based, since the cherubs get kicked out over something that was beyond their control but technically constituted a failure. Its possible that Deerie always hated them and just rules-lawyered their exile, but its likely instead that heaven will be portrayed as extremely rigid and full of snubby buttholes or something.
If they do that then they should make the higher ups authorative and strict. Not some layed-back misogynist like Adam.
>A necrophilic and cannibal schizo has a chance to redeem himself but people with "bad" political opinions don't.
That's ridiculous, also a missed chance to expose her arguments, it would have been clever to have an "alt right" sinner whose redemption can only be archieved by changing their mind.
That'd require a california lefty to actually entertain and challenge alt right opinions instead of writing them off as irredeemable inhuman monsters.
>Or they just got eaten quickly by the Cannibal colony.
But sinners just respawn if their body is destroyed, unless angelic weaponry was used, no? For sinners, cannibalism would be an infinite food exploit.
Not even god wanted them to go to Viv's version of hell
Harris might fall into the category of "just gets vaporized immediately" by Vivzie logic
Never but now Im curious on what their demon designs would look like.
Temping to draw but I’ll never forgive myself
never. they went to heaven.
I'd ask her where Vortex is, grab some peanut butter, and begin my long and arduous quest to cuck Bee and peg this good boy.
Join her weird hotel cult because it's seems more safer there than being in the streets of the Pride ring.
Oh shit, Pepperman is in hell.
What will he do?
I drew a Millie. Hope yall like her.
She's cute. Thanks for sharing, anon.
Is that shortstack b***h tall-coded? Imma barf. You gonna hafta report to the police after this.
Yeah yeah shes a little taller than normal. My bad. Ill draw her with more ass to compensate next time.
Millie got the Mike Teavee treatment.
Did she get that bone elongation surgery?
Everybody wants the Loona-Moxxie body swap episode but there needs to be a Loona-Millie height swap episode where Millie is now a tall muscular tomboy and Loona is a grumpy shortstack that's constantly screaming at Millie to "give me my body back", who just laughs and football carries Mox to the supply closet again, leaving Loona to uselessly bang against the door, crying.
>Loona-Moxxie bodyswap
KINO
Alternatively, since this is a Hazbin thread:
>Alastor seeks to seduce Charlie.
>He needs her latent power to take over Hell.
>Vaggie is in the way.
>Despite him turning on max charm, the power of yuri is too much.
>Concocts a plan.
>Puts a curse on Niffty.
>Vaggie and Niffty touch, causing them to switch heights.
>Niffty is thrilled as she now can reach high places to clean without having to parkour on furniture.
>Vaggie is now like two feet tall.
>Charlie confronts Alastor, who shrugs it off.
>Could've happened to anyone, honestly.
>Charlie tries her best to find a fix.
>Vaggie is beside herself. She threatens Alastor with her spear to change her back.
>It's kind of hard to be intimidated when it only comes up to your knees.
>Charlie starts finding herself being endeared by Vaggie than attracted.
>It's like having a small spanish speaking Pomeranian than a girlfriend.
>Alastor, on the other hand, has never seemed more charming.
>He's handsome, loves music, and MUCH more sensitive than you would believe. Alastor: 'lol, lamo' but in radio
>They start dating.
>Vaggie and Charlie become more distant.
>Charlie feels a bit guilty but soon forgets about Vaggie.
>Chalks it up to a 'fling'.
>Vaggie eventually drifts away.
>Years later, gets an invitation to Alastor and Charlie's wedding.
>Vaggie's name is spelled wrong on the invitation.
And that, is how you get rid of obstacles to the OTP.
>making Vaggie a womanlet for Charlie to lose interest
You’re a genius, because what girl is gonna object to leaving a partner because they’re too short
Two-foot tall Vag gets invited to the royal wedding between the Princess and the Radio Demon.
so im normally straight but last night i had a dream i couldn't recall, only that stolas was there and when i woke up i was rock hard and about to bust
im not really sure what to make of that but i think satan is having a go at me
Maybe it wasn't a gay dream. Maybe it was a Fem Stolas in her Human Milf Form
Hah! Gay
Stolas is a cutey
Yeah he is!
There’s not a gay person and or person on Cinemaphile (than again, everyone on Cinemaphile is LGBTQ+) besides StellaKEK who hates Stolas. He’s a sweet, innocent, adorable, kind hearted baby bird and I’d do anything for him. It’s not fair he isn’t real and I can’t stop her from hurting him. Stolas is not only THE mascot for abused men, but he’s the mascot for gender nonconforming gay men, like most of everyone on Cinemaphile. I can’t think of any of my gay friends (which would be all of them, I don’t associate with straight dudes, usually) who doesn’t love the cute gay owl. He’s just so cute and perfect. I wish I could be as sweet as him, but I’m too full of rage for all the shit that goes on in life. Oof. Mad props on Viv for making a character that everyone loves and really reasonates with gay males and abuse victims.
Hopefully the “Octavia kills her” shit is true. I’d be one happy gay.
Eat shit and die. I bet you felt the same way about Amber heard. Gross ass
Hi, you sound like a troll.
Nah, I’m just a bored gay man who loves Stolas and hates Stella.
>then again, everyone on Cinemaphile is LGBTQ+
That's false, i am a heterosexual man
Nah I'm bisexual and you need to have a nice day along with Stolas.
TOTAL STOLAS DEATH.
>everyone on Cinemaphile is LGBTQ+
Erm, this is a hetero safe space, sodomites get stoned. Sorry!
He is definitely a troll, how can you read this
with a straight face
Who the hell is Amber Heard
>Johnny Depp’s lying, abusive ex
You must live under a rock.
The last thing I saw Johnny Depp in was Sweeney Todd. I thought he was married to whatsherface since they were always in the same movies together.
TOTAL STOLAS DEATH
Love Mills. Shes cute.
Post curvy charlie
Alternate universe where Helluva Boss is a dry, nihilistic workplace comedy on par with peep show and UK office and the gay owl sub-plot is more of a slow burn as well as actually staying a subplot
Can it have nonsensical violence like Ugly Americans?
Considering I'm israeli I'd just use my trusty handy dandy Seal of Solomon and go around making demons serve me so that I may find a path to G-D and do my best to repent and redeem myself for whatever I did.
SWISS MISS
INSTANT BREED
Im afraid I'ma say something autistic to Viz if I ever see her. It's happened more times then I can count.
I didn't see any episode after the meteor shower episode. What's happened to Moxxie and Millie?
They're fine.
Thank God.
I want them to have a happy ending with a buttload of implings.
Any news from Stella?
She's fine
Oh cool. I hope she wins.
hey
Still find it hilarious that Viv spent several years hyping Hazbin as her passion project, only to then keep constantly making decisions designed only to screw herself over (selling Hazbin to A24, making Helluva just to make things more complicated, blowing money on celebrities, letting gay pandering take over the writing).
Meanwhile Glitch just decided to make Meta Runner because they thought making a show couldn’t be that hard, and then reality hit them and they blew all their money, and they were so unsure if it would be successful that they put Tari in SMG4 just to get people invested.
Then MR S1 turned out good and they’ve been going strong since.
I now actively wanna not watch Glitch because you people won't shut the frick up about it for five minutes
I can’t help but root for an underdog
I know actively wanna watch Glitch because you won't shut the frick about people shilling Glitch for five minutes
I assumed you already had since you've been shilling it so long.
Then make your own thread.
He won't cause he knows it'd slide.
Charlie is the big cute
At least it won't get perma-moved to /trash/ when hellhoundgays eventually take this general over after HH gets canned and HB ends after this season.
Because they're not active enough to justify moving.
Underestimate furgays at your own peril.
I haven't watched Glitch yet but it sounds better than Helluva Boss, although Striker vs M&M is arguably the best fight in the series. Agents one was so one sided and the writing was so fricking bad it ruined any good qualities it had.
>tfw in love with loona
>tfw have a dog allergy
bros...
You know, I personally find Viv absolutely repulsive, but if this is all cause she's gone full fujo femcel, I guess I'll take one for the team and plow her until her brains get knocked back into alignment.
Are the soles of charlie’s feet as white as the skin on her hands and face? I need to know this.
I think I'ma draw Millie again.
Stella has teeth?
... Why am I turned on? This shouldn't turn me on.
>Beak
>And teeth
Post Val please.
Thanks anon
So apparently he is I guess meant to be worse than Ozzie because Ozzie respects consent? Why?
Man screw this show I'm gonna go play Rayman
Ok
Use my power as a black man to say Black person then get deleted for saying my god given slur
I get to live eternity without worrying about getting sick or needing food
>Hell
I guess I walk to the nearest store or business and start grinding or something, I can become an incredible artist or musician, hell I can become an athlete I can do anything, so what if I have to spend a couple centuries homeless eternity lasts forever
Given enough time with the amount of engineers and scientists that end up in hell it should become better than heaven
Not how that works
How, exactly? Hell is basically if Detroit was a planet. There’s no way anything they make won’t be ruined by the hordes of immortal gigaBlack folk that populate it
Given that according to Viv, too evil/schizo people get vaporized instead of going to hell, all sinners just vary from far from perfect but with morals to jerk/butthole (even if that contradicts what has already been shown).
Her Hell has more chances than Detroit.
How, exactly, is Valentino or Alastor less evil than Hitler? One’s a rapist who industrialized pimpery and probably did some horrid shit in life, and the other one is a cannibalistic serial killer.
How are they less evil than Hitler? They didn’t get the high score? They didn’t gain the power to inflict themselves in millions? They totally would have if they did gain the power. So what’s the difference?
Hitler just ordered, they actively do stuff.
>But order someone to do something is equally as doing it yourself
No, it requires a higher degree of evil to do it yourself. Mengele was far more evil than Hitler. If Hitler is vaporized then those rich inventors who experimented in humans should have also been
Frick, I want his outfit.
The boy!
Sorry everyone here and in the rest of the fandom likes him, StellaKEK. Stolas is the face of HB. Everyone hates Stella. Seethe about it.
Same
Kek, how delusional.
Kill Stolas. Behead Stolas. Roundhouse kick Stolas into the concrete. Slam dunk Stolas into the trashcan. Crucify filthy homosexual owls. Defecate in Stolas' food. Launch Stolas into the sun. Stir fry Stolas in a wok. Toss Stolas into active volcanoes. Urinate into Stolas' gas tank. Judo throw Stolas into an angelic wood chipper. Twist Stolas' head off. Report Stolas to Adam and his exterminators. Karate chop Stolas in half. Curbstomp sodomized Stolas. Trap Stolas in quicksand. Crush Stolas in the trash compactor. Liquefy Stolas in a vat of acid. Eat Stolas. Dissect Stolas. Exterminate Stolas in the gas chamber. Stomp Stolas' skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Stolas in the fires of hell. Lobotomize Stolas. Mandatory castration for Stolas. Grind Stolas in the garbage disposal. Drown Stolas in fried imp grease. Vaporize Stolas with a ray gun. Kick old Stolas down the stairs. Feed Stolas to alligators. Slice Stolas with a katana.
I love Lute.
Me too
More please
when is she gonna make a appearance
When hazbin comes out which might be never
Anyhow….Ignoring StellaKEK, anyone think our owl boi has a chance to make it into Mr. Cinemaphile 2023? I’d vote my ass off for him. He’d prob make it into the finals
Mr. co belongs to WINston chaps sorry
Ew, he's not attractive.
UniCHADS will get much farther than your homosexual chris chan owl
Ew gross, take it away from me.
Eat owl shit, UWE. Stolas= loved by everyone here and cute af. WINNER!
Stolas’ cute lil bird butt is gonna turn this guy into stone in the competition.
Good
Stolas for Mr. Cinemaphile 2023! Glad you agree!
Wrong
sorry chuds but mr co 2023 belongs to charlie(dompler)
BLITZO HELP STELLA IS HAVING ME RAPED BY AFRICANS WITH HEAVEN CONDOMS MY GUTS ARE EVERYWHERE AIEEEEEE
Sorry Stolas sweetie, gotta take my daughter to the vet. Get your daughter to scoop your guts up, I'll be there for the book tomorrow night!
They are basically animated Watt pad gay fanfics,
You’re not fricking funny. Don’t fake fun of the Stolas and Blitzo OPs they’re chads
They're whimps.
i typically don’t like gay stuff because of the poop
CHADbura the DARK DEMON KING of the DEMON REALM one shots MOEva Boss, MOEbin MIDtel, and the entire VivzieSHIT universe.
>Verification not FRICKING required
Salagir, shouldn't you be fapping to bra again?
I'm amazed the comic finally stopped focusing on Bra's ass enough to get to Goku vs Vegeta.
Stolas could turn JOBura into stone before that tomato canned frick of a villain could even suck up enough spit to do the same.
>”GIVE ME BACK MY SWEET BEATRICE”
Kino, if only Viv had the balls to do this in the show.
Pathetic
Didn’t lose shit, look at the fandom and people in this thread besides you.
Nobody supports you, nobody cares about you. You are an underaged fotm schizophrenic autist boogieman who will become forgotten by next coming months
I condemn you for attempting to be barneygay 2.0, so do us all a favor and stick a shotgun up your throat and pull the trigger
> Nobody supports you
Wrong see
Also, Stolas is the most popular character on the show outside of Cinemaphile due to how sweet and sympathetic he is.
Hm? Samegayging to prove a point? Pathetic
bump
Stolas is a spindly homosexual, but Vortex on the other hand has some meat on his bones... just sayin'.
there's just something about buff men that makes them so rapeable
Anything bigger than ottermode is fricking disgusting.
Buff power bottoms are hot, don't be a gay
Vortex is B I G.
Charlie and Alastor's marriage would be cute
Imagine if it ends in a situation with a vibe like this
Samegay btw
Has it ever occurred to you I’m not the only one who loves Stolas? Look at everyone outside of Cinemaphile. Fricking watch Sarcastic Chorus’ videos. That man loves Stolas more than I do.
Caught you samegaygin' now you're on damage control
Frick you, schizo. Do you really think I’d waste my time? You’re a woman, aren’t you?
Nice edit
Not an edit.
Delusional. Also, no. He’s actually quite popular. He’s not a “literally who”, he makes a lot of videos debunking straight/toxic ships.
>Some literal who rantsona Black person trying to defend viv's shit writing
Uh huh, try again gay
Stop shilling your youtube channel you egregious homosexual.
I’m not Sarcastic Chorus, moron.
>Probably was just typing on a phone just so he wouldn't be caught same gayging
Nice damage control, israelite
>Literal who youtuber agree so me, SO I AM LE R-RIGHT!
Kys
>insane schizo babble
Nice headcanon bro
>Go to YouTube
>Look up Sarcastic Chorus Stolas or Stolitz
Boom
More Stolas lovers! Probably on my side, as well. Eat shit, StellaKEK. We love our sweet, innocent, abused owl baby.
Speaking of which...
Have some Val.
What kind of guns does he like?
Yes.
Go do that to yourself. To hate Stolas is to lack empathy.
Seethe.
If Stolas is so cool, why couldn’t he pleasure his wife? Most people seem to have the ability to that
He’s gay and was forced to marry that animal. He loves Blitzo and Blitzo will rescue him from her.
A lot of things could have been avoided otherwise
Sorry dad, mum and I just reported you to Adam's exterminators for letting your boyfriend run around on Earth. I can't wait to live with mum and uncle Andre from now on!
Guys c’mon, don’t feed the obvious troll
It wouldn't make a difference, he spams like a motherfricker.
Angry Stolas
Y’know if Stolas just fricked around and forced his wife into accepting it maybe Cinemaphile would see him as a gigachad but instead he is a pussy that gets raped by a red horned monkey and is too weak to stand up to his wife
>Y’know if Stolas just fricked around and forced his wife into accepting it maybe Cinemaphile would see him as a gigachad but instead he is a pussy that gets raped by a red horned monkey and is too weak to stand up to his wife
The Red Prince would have fricked the b***hiness right out, not to mention would verbally roast the shit out of her if she got uppity.
Yeah, I didn’t mind him when he was the dude on the phone from the pilot. I started disliking him when he became a whiny crybaby. That and when his drama started taking center stage of the show
There's a timeline where we still got morally dubious with a backbone yet with a hidden more gentle side Stolas and a Stella who was a b***h but not an abusive one who jumps immediately to murder and they had this fun, sarcastic and sniping dynamic and the tension built naturally over the course of two seasons where until finally one of them was like "this shit isn't working, we're getting a divorce" but we are not in tat timeline.
What could have been
Post snek
At this point, I'm convinced that Hazbin Hotel is actually a money laundering scheme.
>El Salvadorian music stops
Probably is now.
Could somebody make a "Mehmet my son" edit with Paimon and Stolas
I have Moxxie getting choked by Striker in my head on repeat.
It's turning me on.
He hot
My boy.
Fun fact, if you bust a nut in Charlie then in 9 months you get a free milf.
Loooooooooona
Mommy
Disgusting smell
Quit farting
This thread didn't give me cancer, it gave me testicular torsion. Literally.
It gave me constipation
So the most common critique (among other things) of the pilot was that there was way too much red. Charlie was redesigned to be all red in the actual show, they gave her red eyes and her last name is just fricking boring and stupid now. What were they thinking? Is somebody sabotaging this on purpose?
Viz. Charlie Magne was a great pun that not everyone would have got.
Morningstar is much better imo.
>good news, anon! I took a couple months sabbatical to learn more about humans and help improve their lives in the process!
>with my help you'll be on your feet in no time!
How would it go, Cinemaphile?
She would quickly grow bored with my utterly mundane lifestyle
Can Charlie redeem Val?
Daddy~
Picture Lilith with a really thicc ass.
A Wendigo and Antichrist
More
Nice
https://twitter.com/IMPmurderpros/status/1675998224723894278
Barbie ep this sat wonder what the twist will be
Can't read bro I'm at my tweet limit
More Moxxie cross dressing, huh
After this is supposedly the Millie suicide episode. I can't wait to see this shitshow crash and burn.
What would he think of Stolas today?
He wouldn't care.
I like to think he does.
He'd laugh at him for being a gay homosexual.
He may have forgotten about him.
first thing I would do is go to that drug vending machine
I would cuck vaggy
then scissor every night
Sexxxyy
What do you think would happen in the show after Millie's death?
Quality would go up tenfold.
That would take Stolas dying, not Millie
502th
Ending the thread with reminder that Charlie has the stinkiest feet in all of hell.
This poster would get obliterated in hell upon entry
Care for Charlie. Hug Charlie.
We already have a show about how God is evil and the Antichrist is good and people wouldn't shut up how "good" it is.