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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bit harsh innit

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ricky stopped being funny when he got the beard and sunglasses. also when he got in shape.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fame is a mask that eats into the face and that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He stopped being funny when people realised David Brent wasn't a character, and he's actually just like that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the moment he went to shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sports bad
        >gay Black folk good
        >hating thieving scum bad
        >the government need more control over organisations
        literally all topics I am in no way surprised “new humanist” covers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks so fricking gay here. I hate him more than I hate any religious person.
        t. Atheist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          predatory gay

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            naaaht trueeee baaaybayyy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this photo legitimately makes me sick from cringing god damn

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least the top of his head isn't a square like ricky

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ricky Gervais the biggest pseud in Britain.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes i think karls the only other c**t on the planet who is as disinterested in travel as me. but then i remember he went away fricking constantly even before idiot abroad. every other xfm episode he was just getting back from some shithole. what the heck..

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
      Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a way for normies to brag about their social status. It's literally not fun travelling unless you're going there for an actual reason

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
          Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.

          t. uninteresting dorks with no hobbies and interests that they can incorporate into their travels and which also acts as a way to get to meet locals who are also into those hobbies and interests

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a "foodie" doesn't count as a hobby anon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            "meet locals" is one of those woman things, isn't it?
            If I show up to another country, people will either want to scam me or kill me.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            Anons trying to understand how humans work is a fascinating thing to read.

            seething npcs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
          Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.

          sometimes i think karls the only other c**t on the planet who is as disinterested in travel as me. but then i remember he went away fricking constantly even before idiot abroad. every other xfm episode he was just getting back from some shithole. what the heck..

          Anons trying to understand how humans work is a fascinating thing to read.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.shut-in NEET

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes i think karls the only other c**t on the planet who is as disinterested in travel as me. but then i remember he went away fricking constantly even before idiot abroad. every other xfm episode he was just getting back from some shithole. what the heck..

        It's just about being able to brag

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I travel internationally like 4-5 times a year but I genuinely cant tell anyone because they become too salty and bitter because they can’t afford to do it themselves. I travel because I love the experiences I’m having, not because I want people to think I’m rich or cultured

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it.
        Many people enjoy doing things you don't, you fricking basement dwelling moron. If you have never had the urge to travel outside of your normal everyday routine, you are a massively boring c**t.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Many people enjoy doing things you don't
          >you are a massively boring c**t.
          you must enjoy what MANY PEOPLE ENJOY!
          if you don't you're A BORING c**t!!!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, just stay in your basement and order tendies all your life. No need for travel or curiosity beyond that which mommy provides.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're just showing yourself to be completely moronic and unoriginal if you think the only thing a person can be curious about is traveling. do you think knitting patterns you find online counts as creativity too, homosexual?

              i am interested in a lot of things, but looking at a building in another country is not one of them. also i do not live in my mom's basement.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but were you homeschooled? Looking at architecture and history is just one small aspect of travelling that you dont even need to do if it doesnt interest you. The people who live there and their culture is the biggest factor for most people who travel outside of drunken resort areas, which is why I think you might be homeschooled since you dont seem to get that

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                your post makes no sense. why would being homeschooled mean that i understand less about traveling? i went to normal school and as i recall there was not a class about traveling.

                i don't want to talk to strangers and i don't want to travel. why does this upset you so much? i just don't want to get on a plane and go to another country and you're making all these assumptions about me. here's an assumption: you're a gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's fun if you're doing it with someone you love. Travelling alone is pretty miserable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he only did it because his girlfriend wanted to go. he was doing his bit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah women love travel its fricking stupid. my b***h ex gf has been to almost every country on earth its moronic. all on rich daddy's dime.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he went away fricking constantly
      To be fair he was either going to a different part of England (like Cornwall) or somewhere warm that's basically just an English enclave (like Lanzarote).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. He only went because his gf wanted to and he wanted to keep her happy, and she knew he would only go to the basic Bong travel habitats that were non-threatening to him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lands a grotty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
      Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.

      imagine not wanting to see more of the planet in your one life as yourself. you don't have to visit hellholes, visit cool places you can find in italy, portugal, norway, japan, canada, britain, australia, sri lanka, brazil. there's all sorts out there. travel your own country, go to landmarks. go on hikes, hire mountain bikes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is a cool place by your definition?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but I'm flying to Tokyo tomorrow and staying for a month. I made a list of things I wanted to do and every single day is filled up and from what I've heard it's one of the coolest places on earth

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How much have you budgeted for this?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot more than I think I'll need. I've heard $1k/week is more than enough. Business hotels like APA are also surprisingly cheap in Tokyo

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather buy a car

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >le jap city
            Of fricking course. You people are eternally weebs.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              not as good as manchester innit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          somewhere you go and think "man this is cool"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            An arcade?
            A fridge?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So my home.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              rain man.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen pictures, and that saves me the discomfort of actually being there, and paying for the privilege.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          travel broadens the mind

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. shut-in hyde worshipper

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a Hyde worshipper. I think he's a miserable rich kid who needs to smile more.
            Charles Carrol is a much better influence.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can just look at a blue light screen of pictures showing a sunny day instead of going outside like a living organism

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been in hot places, and I didn't like them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oh no not technology
            He says, posting on Cinemaphile.

            The worst thing about that image is he doesn't have a chair.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >post kinostations

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        such a meaningless activity

        oh wow I SAW a bunch of places, visually, and sometimes even smelled them without the least actual authentic engagement, thus slowly but inexorably turning the world into more and more of a disneyland parody of itself

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not, you're just a miserable bastard who's terminally online. if all you can do is boil it down to "smelling and seeing brown people" then you need to get off the internet for a bit cos this site's rotting your brain

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            different opinions.. for different things..

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah and some people's opinions are shit

              [...]
              nah I'm better than you because I don't need advertised external stimuli not to get bored with myself

              post physique and battle station

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right, I think people should maybe be focused on making their own homes more pleasant and liveable, instead of trudging around in other people's homes, as if they were amusement parks.
          Is that what the world is for? For people to just visit, consoom, endlessly? Instead of actually building up a place of their own, that they have some ownership of?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            youve based your entire worldview on memes.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Which memes?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i assume the 'based and redpilled' ones

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a nice home and I can't see wild gorillas in my back yard so unfortunately I have to fly down to Uganda and pay $800 to some guide to lead me into the jungle so I can see one, because seeing cool animals in their natural habitat interests me and fills me with joy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kino

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is that what the world is for? For people to just visit, consoom, endlessly?
            this site's rotted your fricking brain

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >criticising consumerism is exclusively a Cinemaphile thing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that shit is boring as frick

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is what you make of it. if it's boring it's because you are a boring person

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            this
            >this mountain bike trail is boring af, where's my phone, i wish i was at home shitting on television shows and whacking off to hentai

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            this
            >this mountain bike trail is boring af, where's my phone, i wish i was at home shitting on television shows and whacking off to hentai

            nah I'm better than you because I don't need advertised external stimuli not to get bored with myself

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he says, on Cinemaphiles Cinemaphile board

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't have to visit hellholes
        >italy
        >canada
        >Britain
        >oz
        >Sri Lanka (here is where you went too far)
        >brazil
        Come on man, 5/7 for getting me to reply.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don’t have to visit hellholes
        >sri lanka
        >brazil
        kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LanzaGrotty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travelling is fun, it's essentially just an excuse for you to hang out with people you like and temporarily abandon the mundane shit in your day to day life, physically and mentally. It's not like foreign soil is actually Eden, it's just about being able to have a good time and see some new surroundings

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The stories of him going to shitty Brits abroad resorts are amazing. I pmsl laughing every time. I have mates just like this.

      ?si=OPa4VPx1ojCQkbng

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
      Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.

      can we just kill all the aspies please

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can we just kill all the aspies please
        do we need em?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do we need normies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hitchhiked and hopped trains for many years and it was worth it. Working for months for enough money to spend it all on a forced vacation to visit the statue of liberty or whatever sounds shit though.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >karl asks an actually interesting and thought provoking question
    >HAHAHA YOU FRICKING moron HAHHAA WHY DO YOU THINK CRITICALLY HAHAH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ricky laughs at Karl for asking something
      >Steve admits he also wants to know the answer
      >Ricky just fumbles with his words and can't explain the answer to Karl's question
      Happened plenty of times

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's sorta summit like a platyhelminthe or summat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Karl pretends to be moronic
        >he's actually the smartest one

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is by far the funniest, and isn't as stupid as he makes himself out to be, but I think it's clear Steve is the smartest one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Karl says something simple yet surprisingly profound
      >OMFG KARL WTF?! AHAHAHA YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?
      >Karl reiterates his sentiments and admits that he has grown as a person due to being placed in uncomfortable situations by Ricky and Steve
      >Ricky falls out of his seat laughing
      This was every episode of idiot abroad

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli puppet against Christianity

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, he kinda did more damage to atheism than anything, i guess in 2010 his rants had more of a punch, but since i remember he's seen as the r/atheism of hollywood

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they really didn't.
        He was an Englishman saying stuff that hasn't been edgy in England since maybe the 70's or 80's, and hasn't been particularly edgy in America since the 90's.
        I have no idea what his angle is. I think he's just a midwit, convinced that he alone is the smart one in the room.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, he kinda did more damage to atheism than anything, i guess in 2010 his rants had more of a punch, but since i remember he's seen as the r/atheism of hollywood

      No, they really didn't.
      He was an Englishman saying stuff that hasn't been edgy in England since maybe the 70's or 80's, and hasn't been particularly edgy in America since the 90's.
      I have no idea what his angle is. I think he's just a midwit, convinced that he alone is the smart one in the room.

      But he has repeatedly defend cuckstianity?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TWAT WITH NO FRICKING TALENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this Suzanne? Does a picture of her even exist?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just a taste of the magnificent content Ricky's been producing in recent years

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it when Ricky reminds Christians that there is no Heaven.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there isn’t for him

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post underrated XFM moments
    for me, it's Karl's story about how he laughed himself to sleep as a kid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what did it say when rick waller went in?
      >one at a time, please
      Ricky and Steve completely missed this joke because Ricky wanted to tell his boring anecdote and it annoys me that Karl didn't repeat it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know what he was talking about, because it happened to me once as a kid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know what he was talking about, because it happened to me once as a kid.

      it still happens to me if im super tired. not just sleepy but physically exhausted

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ricky exposing himself as a midwit by saying breasts are attractive becuase they look like arse which is what men see when they are fricking, and NOT because they show a woman can sustain a child well which is what pretty much all of what physical attractiveness comes down too. fricking moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ricky exposing himself as a midwit by saying breasts are attractive becuase they look like arse
        t. Cinemaphiles genius tit and arse expert
        this reads like something Karl would say, fricking hell. the amount of autism it requires to unironically type this up,fill out the captcha, hit post, and not once look back and think it over is astonishing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did that really happen?
        I have strong members of finding breasts exciting before I even knew how sex worked. I can't imagine ever entertaining some theory that it's learned as an adult

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >karl Pillockton

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When they ponder some of the logistics of troony surgery, ask any listeners who know the answer to call in and then correct themselves and say they wouldn’t want to speak to the kind of weirdos who would know.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just an example of the laughs we have around here

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suggest fans of Mr. K. Dilkington watch Kevin Costner's 2016 film "Criminal" as it's a rip off of Karl's "The Love of Two Brains".

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the scottish fellas can't log into their emails
    >initials KL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better change course before you reach the Dangerzone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That army has some well nice trenches
      >Initials DW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kenny loggins

      >That army has some well nice trenches
      >Initials DW

      dandy warholes

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aztook camera

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If God is fake, then why has Ricky never been depressed in his entire life, as if he was blessed from above?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t find Karl Pilkington funny in the slightest. I do enjoy Gervais, but not for his comedy, the guy got extremely lucky and has a massively inflated ego because of it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta have your critics

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright ladies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merchant has paedo vibes to be quite honest. There’s just something off about him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's how everyone from the midlands is

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >midlands

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this man has had more sex and fricked hotter women than you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man that can get you a quid off on a night out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      never understood how merchant took the mick out of karl's hair
      just look at that mop

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gavin sorted it out for 22 quid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyes bulging with imagined riches

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Das lanky pissenstreak

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's this thing in it...
      Also
      >'Av you got a ruler, Rick?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plays a gay murder rapist with aids
    what did stephen merchant mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know the cameras were on.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He predicted augmented reality, explaining in as clear a way as he could, and Ricky called him a fricking idiot for it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ricky was largely an unfunny homosexual and he would push down someone who is arguably more insightful than him in order to cool the cameras and "comedy" going

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mate it's not that serious. they play off each other well

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >push down
        Karl was a mancunian mouth-breathing monkey pressing buttons in a failing radio station before he met Ricky.
        And even then, after getting invited to the BAFTAs, fine dining, meeting all sorts of celebrities,getting tons of connections, gigs, money, and seeing the world (all thanks to Ricky), he was STILL complaining about pushing buttons for more than 2 days a week and going "ah well it's a bit shit all this innit" with his orange-shaped head poking out of a volcanic dustheap on an exotic island.

        I love Karl like every other listener (for being a caricature-tier fool with occasional pearls of underappreciated working-class wisdom), but you have to either be an autist, a moron or an american if you can't grasp the concept of friendly Banter.
        XFM (and to an extent The Ricky Gervais Show) worked because of application of logic/reasoning towards an immovable object: a daft lad from manchester going "a kid used to take a 'orse in de 'ouse". Take one aspect of that away and you end up with the mediocre, ACTUALLY forced stuff that was their solo stuff later on.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Karl's theory that Rosa Parks didn't get up from her bus seat because she was lazy and a troublemaker
    >Karl criticized Anne Franke's hiding abilities because the attic would be the first place Karl would look

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karl's reaction to the Rosa Parks question is actually one of the reasons I think he's the smartest one.

      Ricky and Steve know the "right answer" and can't actually think at all. Karl had the rare imagination, introspection and emotional intelligence to put himself in the shoes of a bus driver in a real 3D scenario with a different culture. He's right, he doesn't necessarily know this is some big stunt to advance civil rights and history was somehow hinging on this-he was operating with the information the guy would have had, which is that 90 percent of the time a rule is being broken its just being broken the same way someone would break any rule good or bad, just cause they're a troublemaker trying to see what they can get away with

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would Karl think of speedy warrick

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Karl so much

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KARL YOU THICKHEADED DUNCE, GOD DOESN'T EXIST! *laughs*

    What is Karl's response?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >well you don't really know tho do yeh?
      >OH MY GOD KARL! I DON'T KNOW IF UNICORNS ARE REAL, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE IN THEM, YOU FRICKING moron!
      That's exactly how it would go.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ricky "failed cringe pop music career" Gervais

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it just annoyed me they called 'im pillowman 'e shoulda been called a draft excluder

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't even wipe his own ass
      I'd be furious 24/7

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine Karl watching this on a VHS tape with his mouth slightly open in amazement as Suzanne is trying to humor him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably put Friends on after.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen this before, just heard Karl talk about it. That is super impressive, getting the force to strike the match with just your mouth.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too poor to travel but i think that if i could afford it i still wouldn't do it. i don't like being too far from home and i hate crowded places

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    some people like to travels and other like to sit at home have a cup of tea and a biscuit and watch some insects
    different strokes n that

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So there was this fella right, and he was going all over the internet on all these travel websites and that posting on people's holidayphotos saying ahh no tht's rubbish that, waste of time, you can do the same thing sitting at home, you've wasted your money on that and he's all calling them all idiots and that.. anyway.. he's talking with his mate and that and he's mate's like what's wrong with ya it's well good to go on a little holiday and that have a little bit of time to relax and have a few nice meals and that..anyway he's going on saying nah nah it's rubbish what you talking about it's a waste of time and all that and he's going on having a right go at everyone who goes on holiday.. so his mate is saying why don't you give it a try you might like it.. why don't you go and get your passport and we'll book some tickets.. anyway so he goes off and gets his passport and as he's handing it over to his mate his mate notices his hands.. pretty hairy and that.. anyway.. turns out.. fake passport.. little monkey fella..

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't talk shit karl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hAHAHAHA

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The great 50p debate - who was in the wrong?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      karl obviously

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karl was in the wrong for not paying it back
        Steve was in the wrong for bringing it up

        Wrong. Karl gave Steve a bunch of free lager and tickets. Steve never paid for those AND demanded his 50p back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karl was in the wrong for not paying it back
      Steve was in the wrong for bringing it up

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christ! De-Berg
      lmfao

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go on holiday with Suzanne to a shit place with a resort
    >all the streets have flowers everywhere
    >haven't seen any car accidents
    >clearly people are driving slower to appreciate the flowers
    >that's why in london people get into accidents all the time!
    >there's no flowers!
    >except for when people die in a road accident, someone will leave flowers for them
    >eventually there will be so many flowers from road accidents
    >accidents will stop because people will be driving slower to appreciate the flowers

    Such is the cycle of traffic lads

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you ski?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen a homeless Chinese man?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have actually. i see him around and he always has a huge bag full of cans, much more efficient than the other homeless people in my area. he has a bike too.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You never see a black ghost

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN KARL THERE WAS A MONKEY WHO LIKED A COFFEE AND A BRIOCHE IN THE MORNING YOU IDIOT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm goin' to get a monkey coffee

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been to Paris, and it wasn’t that pretty at all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paris is the biggest shithole in all of Europe. There’s a reason it’s called the Paris Syndrome and not Rome Syndrome. Foreigners go to Paris expecting it to be like the romantic movies they watched and instead it’s a filthy shithole. Kind of like when Europeans go to Los Angeles expecting it to be heaven on earth but instead it’s filled with homeless camps

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alri, Kirsty?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you post an image of two twins with only one having clothes on

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The monkey was giving it some. It was an automatic

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish Karl would bless our ears with more nonsense.. I mean brilliant audio content

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      go on then, toss it on

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We should make a thread devoted to DALL-E versions of rockbuster answers

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amy Winehouse

          Garoth Gates

          Whitney Houston

          Franz Ferdinand

          Simon Webb

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Garoth Gates
            Wrong, it's Robert Plant

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >De trout spinners

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          HER NAME'S NOT AYGETOUTME WINEHOUSE.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks weird

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you’ll never see AN OLD MAN eat a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSS bar bar bar

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Suzanne and me went to the cemetery to see how old the dead people are.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just know that Karl comes up with these ideas and Suzanne is forced to go with him

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any more rockbusters but I do have these

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ran out of tokens, someone make the square tins meatballs joke or the siamese twins getting run over. Or the cat that didnt look happy Anything!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      'ad an 'orse in the 'ouse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      black beauty was on

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlikely lust objects

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looked like Bo Selecta

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm usin' me fables!
    >USE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Karl saying something inane, Ricky asking "What?", and Karl just repeating the exact same statement.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat baby on telly

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is listening for the banter
    Adulthood is listening for the comfy stories

    ?si=4C0PwC6Leliravx9

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He says, "You're muscley!"
      >And he says... he wants an arm wrestle

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=k-ftrdh38H0kkHN3
    funniest 7 minutes of any media ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waiting to have his hair brushed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And I've got an aching LEG
      Genuinely brilliant

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    at first I thought me listening to the XFM show every day for years was a sign of autism, but then I realized that the show is just that good.
    I genuinely believe it to be perfect.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 2000s atheist movement was entirely israeli planned and operated.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When Karl bamboozles Ricky with the lighthouse story

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the fact that Karl went... a little bit mental there

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop making fun of that proboscis monkey, Mr. Gervais!

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ME 'USBANDS DEAD, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MONEY AND A BIT O' ME CLAM

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY ON TELLY

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peoples' rampant hate for Ricky clouding their judgement of how he was during the XFM shows is odd. Anyone with a brain can realize he was essential for the show to work.
    It's like how people who like Top Gear talk about Richard Hammond being boring or Beatles fans not caring about Ringo.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we still have no pictures of Suzanne? Is she fake

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I KNOW YOURE JUST SIXTEEN

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chimp off the old block

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A'ight
    favorite monkey news, post it.
    for me, it's 86 driving an automatic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one will always be my favorite

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always imagined the spa looking like that JAV pool for some reason

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lil prostitute?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So anyway, this tricycle...
      >*Ricky bursts*

      >Right. Well, something else they're good at, right? Is like, weighing up the situation.
      >*Ricky bursts*

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Werther's a Will, There's a Way: They've brought out summat that means an 80 year old woman can have a kid.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol. I bet you morons actually identify with Karl. Speds all of you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      alright here he comes having a go blimey

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea,we got a live one here

      Because Ricky was largely an unfunny homosexual and he would push down someone who is arguably more insightful than him in order to cool the cameras and "comedy" going

      calling Karl a genius is the equivalent of pic related.
      Sure,he might spout a resonating,almost human, line of thought every now and then, but you have to dig and prod through hours of the ramblings of a madman to get there,and then salvage it into something that can resonate with people with above-room-temperature IQ.
      And the entire time you're basically walking on a minefield: one step in the wrong direction and you get nothing but "yea but would it be so different if it was a monke fella who did that" or "A daft idea is often... A good idea" instead

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        alright then well let's listen to your little radio show when it comes out..

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post your rarest
    >lil [x] fella
    for me, it's
    lil french fella

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lil hairy chinese fella
      >He was a healthy young lad... except for a touch of eczema and a boil

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karl is unironically wiser than Gervais. Not intellectually smarter maybe but he at least realizes he's a midwit and he's teachable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karl is high WIS, low INT

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are some classic Characters like this? I want some based moron kinos!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slingblade obv

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you post anymore AI we're never doing this again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      quit ur whingin' m8

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karl is high STR for winning vs that Downsyndrome fella

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the down syndrome lad let him win

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karls CHAR made him give up

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it once and I'll say it again, the only times they've been on bad terms is S02E40-S03

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relevance of this sloppa?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        series 1 when they're talking about convenient urban myths

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          LEVIS 36

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guy waiting for a phone call seeing the phone ringing as he jumped off the building

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, the story isn't impossible. Even if it's bollocks

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that over there.. what do you think of that? that's alright innit?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks rubbish

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      god that IS fricking depressing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that's bloody awful!!!
      >still gives it her
      Aww, poor kid karl, I feel so bad for him. He saved up his paper round and was hoping she'd be overjoyed and his little heart was crushed. He's totally in the right for "an that's why I don't giv anyone any gifts anymore, n that".

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the epidodes before Karl worth a listen?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ricky's calls with his mum are funny
      cant say I remember a lot else

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about Jezoc
      Not a true fan

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the remastered XFM episodes
    finally I can hear Karl in the S01 episodes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      where are they?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        On spotify
        still worth it though.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Travel a bunch as a young man
    >Meet awesome people, see new landscapes, have adventures and get stories to tell
    >Learn a lot about different cultures and parts of the world, get a better perspective on humanity
    >Sometimes it's lonely or a pain in the ass but I wouldn't trade those trips for anything
    Why are anons so resistant to the idea? Are they really so stunted, or just coping because they can't get it together and make it happen for them? The saddest ones are the posters who think staying in their bedroom is based and redpilled.
    And it's not like I'm some chad either, I'm a mediocre looking sperg who was too autistic to ever get laid abroad. But I had a great time anyway.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who archived the radio shows? Were they recorded by fans or archived by XFM? I never hear any radio static, so I feel like it's the latter.
    Do you think there is any chance of missing episodes being discovered?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      missing 'bits' of episodes cropped up around 2 years ago, I don't know how
      I think the original DATs are lost now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        where can I find those missing bits?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19UNbkjQsFqbn0kKL6rqilu3UClNLgmZL

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those aren't new I know those from over a decade ago

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    turns out...
    it was a PORK CHOP
    that she SAT ON
    FIVE YEARS EARLIER

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the gleam on that you twat!

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karl was right about velcro. I can tie laces but velcro is the ideal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least wear something like this that can look stylish as well. velcro as an adult makes you look disabled

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >velcro as an adult makes you look disabled
        Yeah but it shouldn't, it's the ideal. I only wear Chuck Taylor All-Stars so I don't have a choice but velcro shouldn't have a stigma. It's the ideal choice in every situation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least wear something like this that can look stylish as well. velcro as an adult makes you look disabled

      what ep?
      I don't remember this

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    STTAAAANNNDDD AND DELLIIVERR OOIIIIIE OIIIIIIE YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFEEEE BRRHHHDUHDUHDUHDUH OOOOHHH!!!

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T CALL ME A PLONKER YOU FRICKING WANKER!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate comedians that think swearing is substitute for being funny like Bill Burr, but even I laugh hard every time Ricky tried or did swear on XFM. The one with pretending to be a gay guy ringing a doorbell and ho-lee-fuk is 10/10 every single time.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaaarl the user Pilkington. Just takes takes takes, destroy the maaaaan. Over to you, Steeeeve

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      conning the management babeh... sending this station down in to the depths through his greed
      and selfishNESS

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUSH THE LITTLE DAISIES AND MAKE EM COME UP!!!!

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll get a dead one in the morning

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen it steve? There's this thing in it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      coulda been your brother

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He coulda been your brother.

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >took suzanne out last night and she enjoyed herself
    >where did you take her
    >to a chippy
    >BWAHAHAHAHAHA
    >a quality one...

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that feeling of mystery and joy when you happen to find and listen to an episode you've rarely or dare I say not even heard before
    for me it's one where steve tells some story about a rough pub, I can't even remember it just that vague detail. I tend to mostly hear the first few episodes of each season because those are what pop up in the recommendations

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that picture of Ricky saying that "If there are so many gods, how do you know yours is the one?" or something along those lines is a little odd. It assumes that weight of numbers is a sufficient argument to establish the truth of the validity of one's god in the negative.

    Yet, can the same argument be applied to his own atheism?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has got a bit heavy, can we do cheeky freak of the week?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's reasonable enough as a counter to pascal's wager moronation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon in Ferrari.

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hippopota news

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about a tinpot radio station that aired 20 years ago still hits bump limit
    I wonder what Karl or Ricky would make of this. Both back then (Ricky always correctly bashing "THE INTERNET" as full of fake news and freaks) but also their modern selves

    I'm assuming karl clawed his way out of the housing estate or drove off to a volcanic island somewhere so he could have more room to think, and ricky is busy triggering people as le atheist man on award shoes, but I doubt they could have ever imagined the show becoming a cult classic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm assuming karl clawed his way out of the housing estate
      Even during the xfm days he wasn't in an estate; he was living basically downtown London

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