>sports bad >gay Black folk good >hating thieving scum bad >the government need more control over organisations
literally all topics I am in no way surprised “new humanist” covers
sometimes i think karls the only other c**t on the planet who is as disinterested in travel as me. but then i remember he went away fricking constantly even before idiot abroad. every other xfm episode he was just getting back from some shithole. what the heck..
Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.
Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.
t. uninteresting dorks with no hobbies and interests that they can incorporate into their travels and which also acts as a way to get to meet locals who are also into those hobbies and interests
Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.
sometimes i think karls the only other c**t on the planet who is as disinterested in travel as me. but then i remember he went away fricking constantly even before idiot abroad. every other xfm episode he was just getting back from some shithole. what the heck..
Anons trying to understand how humans work is a fascinating thing to read.
sometimes i think karls the only other c**t on the planet who is as disinterested in travel as me. but then i remember he went away fricking constantly even before idiot abroad. every other xfm episode he was just getting back from some shithole. what the heck..
I travel internationally like 4-5 times a year but I genuinely cant tell anyone because they become too salty and bitter because they can’t afford to do it themselves. I travel because I love the experiences I’m having, not because I want people to think I’m rich or cultured
>Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it.
Many people enjoy doing things you don't, you fricking basement dwelling moron. If you have never had the urge to travel outside of your normal everyday routine, you are a massively boring c**t.
>Many people enjoy doing things you don't >you are a massively boring c**t.
you must enjoy what MANY PEOPLE ENJOY!
if you don't you're A BORING c**t!!!
you're just showing yourself to be completely moronic and unoriginal if you think the only thing a person can be curious about is traveling. do you think knitting patterns you find online counts as creativity too, homosexual?
i am interested in a lot of things, but looking at a building in another country is not one of them. also i do not live in my mom's basement.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nta but were you homeschooled? Looking at architecture and history is just one small aspect of travelling that you dont even need to do if it doesnt interest you. The people who live there and their culture is the biggest factor for most people who travel outside of drunken resort areas, which is why I think you might be homeschooled since you dont seem to get that
8 months ago
Anonymous
your post makes no sense. why would being homeschooled mean that i understand less about traveling? i went to normal school and as i recall there was not a class about traveling.
i don't want to talk to strangers and i don't want to travel. why does this upset you so much? i just don't want to get on a plane and go to another country and you're making all these assumptions about me. here's an assumption: you're a gay
>he went away fricking constantly
To be fair he was either going to a different part of England (like Cornwall) or somewhere warm that's basically just an English enclave (like Lanzarote).
This. He only went because his gf wanted to and he wanted to keep her happy, and she knew he would only go to the basic Bong travel habitats that were non-threatening to him.
Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.
imagine not wanting to see more of the planet in your one life as yourself. you don't have to visit hellholes, visit cool places you can find in italy, portugal, norway, japan, canada, britain, australia, sri lanka, brazil. there's all sorts out there. travel your own country, go to landmarks. go on hikes, hire mountain bikes.
Nta but I'm flying to Tokyo tomorrow and staying for a month. I made a list of things I wanted to do and every single day is filled up and from what I've heard it's one of the coolest places on earth
oh wow I SAW a bunch of places, visually, and sometimes even smelled them without the least actual authentic engagement, thus slowly but inexorably turning the world into more and more of a disneyland parody of itself
it's not, you're just a miserable bastard who's terminally online. if all you can do is boil it down to "smelling and seeing brown people" then you need to get off the internet for a bit cos this site's rotting your brain
Right, I think people should maybe be focused on making their own homes more pleasant and liveable, instead of trudging around in other people's homes, as if they were amusement parks.
Is that what the world is for? For people to just visit, consoom, endlessly? Instead of actually building up a place of their own, that they have some ownership of?
I have a nice home and I can't see wild gorillas in my back yard so unfortunately I have to fly down to Uganda and pay $800 to some guide to lead me into the jungle so I can see one, because seeing cool animals in their natural habitat interests me and fills me with joy
>you don't have to visit hellholes >italy >canada >Britain >oz >Sri Lanka (here is where you went too far) >brazil
Come on man, 5/7 for getting me to reply.
Travelling is fun, it's essentially just an excuse for you to hang out with people you like and temporarily abandon the mundane shit in your day to day life, physically and mentally. It's not like foreign soil is actually Eden, it's just about being able to have a good time and see some new surroundings
Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.
I hitchhiked and hopped trains for many years and it was worth it. Working for months for enough money to spend it all on a forced vacation to visit the statue of liberty or whatever sounds shit though.
>Ricky laughs at Karl for asking something >Steve admits he also wants to know the answer >Ricky just fumbles with his words and can't explain the answer to Karl's question
Happened plenty of times
>Karl says something simple yet surprisingly profound >OMFG KARL WTF?! AHAHAHA YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT? >Karl reiterates his sentiments and admits that he has grown as a person due to being placed in uncomfortable situations by Ricky and Steve >Ricky falls out of his seat laughing
This was every episode of idiot abroad
I mean, he kinda did more damage to atheism than anything, i guess in 2010 his rants had more of a punch, but since i remember he's seen as the r/atheism of hollywood
No, they really didn't.
He was an Englishman saying stuff that hasn't been edgy in England since maybe the 70's or 80's, and hasn't been particularly edgy in America since the 90's.
I have no idea what his angle is. I think he's just a midwit, convinced that he alone is the smart one in the room.
I mean, he kinda did more damage to atheism than anything, i guess in 2010 his rants had more of a punch, but since i remember he's seen as the r/atheism of hollywood
No, they really didn't.
He was an Englishman saying stuff that hasn't been edgy in England since maybe the 70's or 80's, and hasn't been particularly edgy in America since the 90's.
I have no idea what his angle is. I think he's just a midwit, convinced that he alone is the smart one in the room.
>what did it say when rick waller went in? >one at a time, please
Ricky and Steve completely missed this joke because Ricky wanted to tell his boring anecdote and it annoys me that Karl didn't repeat it
ricky exposing himself as a midwit by saying breasts are attractive becuase they look like arse which is what men see when they are fricking, and NOT because they show a woman can sustain a child well which is what pretty much all of what physical attractiveness comes down too. fricking moron
>ricky exposing himself as a midwit by saying breasts are attractive becuase they look like arse t. Cinemaphiles genius tit and arse expert
this reads like something Karl would say, fricking hell. the amount of autism it requires to unironically type this up,fill out the captcha, hit post, and not once look back and think it over is astonishing.
Did that really happen?
I have strong members of finding breasts exciting before I even knew how sex worked. I can't imagine ever entertaining some theory that it's learned as an adult
When they ponder some of the logistics of troony surgery, ask any listeners who know the answer to call in and then correct themselves and say they wouldn’t want to speak to the kind of weirdos who would know.
I don’t find Karl Pilkington funny in the slightest. I do enjoy Gervais, but not for his comedy, the guy got extremely lucky and has a massively inflated ego because of it.
Because Ricky was largely an unfunny homosexual and he would push down someone who is arguably more insightful than him in order to cool the cameras and "comedy" going
>push down
Karl was a mancunian mouth-breathing monkey pressing buttons in a failing radio station before he met Ricky.
And even then, after getting invited to the BAFTAs, fine dining, meeting all sorts of celebrities,getting tons of connections, gigs, money, and seeing the world (all thanks to Ricky), he was STILL complaining about pushing buttons for more than 2 days a week and going "ah well it's a bit shit all this innit" with his orange-shaped head poking out of a volcanic dustheap on an exotic island.
I love Karl like every other listener (for being a caricature-tier fool with occasional pearls of underappreciated working-class wisdom), but you have to either be an autist, a moron or an american if you can't grasp the concept of friendly Banter.
XFM (and to an extent The Ricky Gervais Show) worked because of application of logic/reasoning towards an immovable object: a daft lad from manchester going "a kid used to take a 'orse in de 'ouse". Take one aspect of that away and you end up with the mediocre, ACTUALLY forced stuff that was their solo stuff later on.
>Karl's theory that Rosa Parks didn't get up from her bus seat because she was lazy and a troublemaker >Karl criticized Anne Franke's hiding abilities because the attic would be the first place Karl would look
Karl's reaction to the Rosa Parks question is actually one of the reasons I think he's the smartest one.
Ricky and Steve know the "right answer" and can't actually think at all. Karl had the rare imagination, introspection and emotional intelligence to put himself in the shoes of a bus driver in a real 3D scenario with a different culture. He's right, he doesn't necessarily know this is some big stunt to advance civil rights and history was somehow hinging on this-he was operating with the information the guy would have had, which is that 90 percent of the time a rule is being broken its just being broken the same way someone would break any rule good or bad, just cause they're a troublemaker trying to see what they can get away with
>well you don't really know tho do yeh? >OH MY GOD KARL! I DON'T KNOW IF UNICORNS ARE REAL, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE IN THEM, YOU FRICKING moron!
That's exactly how it would go.
So there was this fella right, and he was going all over the internet on all these travel websites and that posting on people's holidayphotos saying ahh no tht's rubbish that, waste of time, you can do the same thing sitting at home, you've wasted your money on that and he's all calling them all idiots and that.. anyway.. he's talking with his mate and that and he's mate's like what's wrong with ya it's well good to go on a little holiday and that have a little bit of time to relax and have a few nice meals and that..anyway he's going on saying nah nah it's rubbish what you talking about it's a waste of time and all that and he's going on having a right go at everyone who goes on holiday.. so his mate is saying why don't you give it a try you might like it.. why don't you go and get your passport and we'll book some tickets.. anyway so he goes off and gets his passport and as he's handing it over to his mate his mate notices his hands.. pretty hairy and that.. anyway.. turns out.. fake passport.. little monkey fella..
>go on holiday with Suzanne to a shit place with a resort >all the streets have flowers everywhere >haven't seen any car accidents >clearly people are driving slower to appreciate the flowers >that's why in london people get into accidents all the time! >there's no flowers! >except for when people die in a road accident, someone will leave flowers for them >eventually there will be so many flowers from road accidents >accidents will stop because people will be driving slower to appreciate the flowers
i have actually. i see him around and he always has a huge bag full of cans, much more efficient than the other homeless people in my area. he has a bike too.
Paris is the biggest shithole in all of Europe. There’s a reason it’s called the Paris Syndrome and not Rome Syndrome. Foreigners go to Paris expecting it to be like the romantic movies they watched and instead it’s a filthy shithole. Kind of like when Europeans go to Los Angeles expecting it to be heaven on earth but instead it’s filled with homeless camps
at first I thought me listening to the XFM show every day for years was a sign of autism, but then I realized that the show is just that good.
I genuinely believe it to be perfect.
Peoples' rampant hate for Ricky clouding their judgement of how he was during the XFM shows is odd. Anyone with a brain can realize he was essential for the show to work.
It's like how people who like Top Gear talk about Richard Hammond being boring or Beatles fans not caring about Ringo.
Because Ricky was largely an unfunny homosexual and he would push down someone who is arguably more insightful than him in order to cool the cameras and "comedy" going
calling Karl a genius is the equivalent of pic related.
Sure,he might spout a resonating,almost human, line of thought every now and then, but you have to dig and prod through hours of the ramblings of a madman to get there,and then salvage it into something that can resonate with people with above-room-temperature IQ.
And the entire time you're basically walking on a minefield: one step in the wrong direction and you get nothing but "yea but would it be so different if it was a monke fella who did that" or "A daft idea is often... A good idea" instead
>that's bloody awful!!! >still gives it her
Aww, poor kid karl, I feel so bad for him. He saved up his paper round and was hoping she'd be overjoyed and his little heart was crushed. He's totally in the right for "an that's why I don't giv anyone any gifts anymore, n that".
>Travel a bunch as a young man >Meet awesome people, see new landscapes, have adventures and get stories to tell >Learn a lot about different cultures and parts of the world, get a better perspective on humanity >Sometimes it's lonely or a pain in the ass but I wouldn't trade those trips for anything
Why are anons so resistant to the idea? Are they really so stunted, or just coping because they can't get it together and make it happen for them? The saddest ones are the posters who think staying in their bedroom is based and redpilled.
And it's not like I'm some chad either, I'm a mediocre looking sperg who was too autistic to ever get laid abroad. But I had a great time anyway.
Who archived the radio shows? Were they recorded by fans or archived by XFM? I never hear any radio static, so I feel like it's the latter.
Do you think there is any chance of missing episodes being discovered?
>velcro as an adult makes you look disabled
Yeah but it shouldn't, it's the ideal. I only wear Chuck Taylor All-Stars so I don't have a choice but velcro shouldn't have a stigma. It's the ideal choice in every situation.
I hate comedians that think swearing is substitute for being funny like Bill Burr, but even I laugh hard every time Ricky tried or did swear on XFM. The one with pretending to be a gay guy ringing a doorbell and ho-lee-fuk is 10/10 every single time.
>that feeling of mystery and joy when you happen to find and listen to an episode you've rarely or dare I say not even heard before
for me it's one where steve tells some story about a rough pub, I can't even remember it just that vague detail. I tend to mostly hear the first few episodes of each season because those are what pop up in the recommendations
I think that picture of Ricky saying that "If there are so many gods, how do you know yours is the one?" or something along those lines is a little odd. It assumes that weight of numbers is a sufficient argument to establish the truth of the validity of one's god in the negative.
Yet, can the same argument be applied to his own atheism?
>thread about a tinpot radio station that aired 20 years ago still hits bump limit
I wonder what Karl or Ricky would make of this. Both back then (Ricky always correctly bashing "THE INTERNET" as full of fake news and freaks) but also their modern selves
I'm assuming karl clawed his way out of the housing estate or drove off to a volcanic island somewhere so he could have more room to think, and ricky is busy triggering people as le atheist man on award shoes, but I doubt they could have ever imagined the show becoming a cult classic
>bit harsh innit
ricky stopped being funny when he got the beard and sunglasses. also when he got in shape.
fame is a mask that eats into the face and that
He stopped being funny when people realised David Brent wasn't a character, and he's actually just like that.
This was the moment he went to shit.
>sports bad
>gay Black folk good
>hating thieving scum bad
>the government need more control over organisations
literally all topics I am in no way surprised “new humanist” covers
He looks so fricking gay here. I hate him more than I hate any religious person.
t. Atheist
predatory gay
naaaht trueeee baaaybayyy
this photo legitimately makes me sick from cringing god damn
at least the top of his head isn't a square like ricky
Ricky Gervais the biggest pseud in Britain.
sometimes i think karls the only other c**t on the planet who is as disinterested in travel as me. but then i remember he went away fricking constantly even before idiot abroad. every other xfm episode he was just getting back from some shithole. what the heck..
Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it. It's mostly an exercise in making yourself uncomfortable in strange environments, being around strange smelly people, and getting scammed.
Don't "travel". Get a hobby instead.
It's just a way for normies to brag about their social status. It's literally not fun travelling unless you're going there for an actual reason
t. uninteresting dorks with no hobbies and interests that they can incorporate into their travels and which also acts as a way to get to meet locals who are also into those hobbies and interests
being a "foodie" doesn't count as a hobby anon
"meet locals" is one of those woman things, isn't it?
If I show up to another country, people will either want to scam me or kill me.
seething npcs
Anons trying to understand how humans work is a fascinating thing to read.
>t.shut-in NEET
It's just about being able to brag
I travel internationally like 4-5 times a year but I genuinely cant tell anyone because they become too salty and bitter because they can’t afford to do it themselves. I travel because I love the experiences I’m having, not because I want people to think I’m rich or cultured
>Travel is a meme. People get socially pressured into doing it.
Many people enjoy doing things you don't, you fricking basement dwelling moron. If you have never had the urge to travel outside of your normal everyday routine, you are a massively boring c**t.
>Many people enjoy doing things you don't
>you are a massively boring c**t.
you must enjoy what MANY PEOPLE ENJOY!
if you don't you're A BORING c**t!!!
Yep, just stay in your basement and order tendies all your life. No need for travel or curiosity beyond that which mommy provides.
you're just showing yourself to be completely moronic and unoriginal if you think the only thing a person can be curious about is traveling. do you think knitting patterns you find online counts as creativity too, homosexual?
i am interested in a lot of things, but looking at a building in another country is not one of them. also i do not live in my mom's basement.
Nta but were you homeschooled? Looking at architecture and history is just one small aspect of travelling that you dont even need to do if it doesnt interest you. The people who live there and their culture is the biggest factor for most people who travel outside of drunken resort areas, which is why I think you might be homeschooled since you dont seem to get that
your post makes no sense. why would being homeschooled mean that i understand less about traveling? i went to normal school and as i recall there was not a class about traveling.
i don't want to talk to strangers and i don't want to travel. why does this upset you so much? i just don't want to get on a plane and go to another country and you're making all these assumptions about me. here's an assumption: you're a gay
I think it's fun if you're doing it with someone you love. Travelling alone is pretty miserable.
he only did it because his girlfriend wanted to go. he was doing his bit
yeah women love travel its fricking stupid. my b***h ex gf has been to almost every country on earth its moronic. all on rich daddy's dime.
>he went away fricking constantly
To be fair he was either going to a different part of England (like Cornwall) or somewhere warm that's basically just an English enclave (like Lanzarote).
This. He only went because his gf wanted to and he wanted to keep her happy, and she knew he would only go to the basic Bong travel habitats that were non-threatening to him.
Lands a grotty
imagine not wanting to see more of the planet in your one life as yourself. you don't have to visit hellholes, visit cool places you can find in italy, portugal, norway, japan, canada, britain, australia, sri lanka, brazil. there's all sorts out there. travel your own country, go to landmarks. go on hikes, hire mountain bikes.
what is a cool place by your definition?
Nta but I'm flying to Tokyo tomorrow and staying for a month. I made a list of things I wanted to do and every single day is filled up and from what I've heard it's one of the coolest places on earth
How much have you budgeted for this?
A lot more than I think I'll need. I've heard $1k/week is more than enough. Business hotels like APA are also surprisingly cheap in Tokyo
I'd rather buy a car
>le jap city
Of fricking course. You people are eternally weebs.
not as good as manchester innit
somewhere you go and think "man this is cool"
An arcade?
A fridge?
So my home.
rain man.
I've seen pictures, and that saves me the discomfort of actually being there, and paying for the privilege.
travel broadens the mind
t. shut-in hyde worshipper
I'm not a Hyde worshipper. I think he's a miserable rich kid who needs to smile more.
Charles Carrol is a much better influence.
>I can just look at a blue light screen of pictures showing a sunny day instead of going outside like a living organism
I've been in hot places, and I didn't like them.
>oh no not technology
He says, posting on Cinemaphile.
The worst thing about that image is he doesn't have a chair.
>post kinostations
such a meaningless activity
oh wow I SAW a bunch of places, visually, and sometimes even smelled them without the least actual authentic engagement, thus slowly but inexorably turning the world into more and more of a disneyland parody of itself
it's not, you're just a miserable bastard who's terminally online. if all you can do is boil it down to "smelling and seeing brown people" then you need to get off the internet for a bit cos this site's rotting your brain
different opinions.. for different things..
yeah and some people's opinions are shit
post physique and battle station
Right, I think people should maybe be focused on making their own homes more pleasant and liveable, instead of trudging around in other people's homes, as if they were amusement parks.
Is that what the world is for? For people to just visit, consoom, endlessly? Instead of actually building up a place of their own, that they have some ownership of?
youve based your entire worldview on memes.
Which memes?
i assume the 'based and redpilled' ones
I have a nice home and I can't see wild gorillas in my back yard so unfortunately I have to fly down to Uganda and pay $800 to some guide to lead me into the jungle so I can see one, because seeing cool animals in their natural habitat interests me and fills me with joy
Kino
>Is that what the world is for? For people to just visit, consoom, endlessly?
this site's rotted your fricking brain
>criticising consumerism is exclusively a Cinemaphile thing
that shit is boring as frick
it is what you make of it. if it's boring it's because you are a boring person
this
>this mountain bike trail is boring af, where's my phone, i wish i was at home shitting on television shows and whacking off to hentai
nah I'm better than you because I don't need advertised external stimuli not to get bored with myself
>he says, on Cinemaphiles Cinemaphile board
>you don't have to visit hellholes
>italy
>canada
>Britain
>oz
>Sri Lanka (here is where you went too far)
>brazil
Come on man, 5/7 for getting me to reply.
>don’t have to visit hellholes
>sri lanka
>brazil
kek
LanzaGrotty
Travelling is fun, it's essentially just an excuse for you to hang out with people you like and temporarily abandon the mundane shit in your day to day life, physically and mentally. It's not like foreign soil is actually Eden, it's just about being able to have a good time and see some new surroundings
The stories of him going to shitty Brits abroad resorts are amazing. I pmsl laughing every time. I have mates just like this.
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can we just kill all the aspies please
>can we just kill all the aspies please
do we need em?
Do we need normies?
I hitchhiked and hopped trains for many years and it was worth it. Working for months for enough money to spend it all on a forced vacation to visit the statue of liberty or whatever sounds shit though.
>karl asks an actually interesting and thought provoking question
>HAHAHA YOU FRICKING moron HAHHAA WHY DO YOU THINK CRITICALLY HAHAH
>Ricky laughs at Karl for asking something
>Steve admits he also wants to know the answer
>Ricky just fumbles with his words and can't explain the answer to Karl's question
Happened plenty of times
it's sorta summit like a platyhelminthe or summat
>Karl pretends to be moronic
>he's actually the smartest one
He is by far the funniest, and isn't as stupid as he makes himself out to be, but I think it's clear Steve is the smartest one.
>Karl says something simple yet surprisingly profound
>OMFG KARL WTF?! AHAHAHA YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?
>Karl reiterates his sentiments and admits that he has grown as a person due to being placed in uncomfortable situations by Ricky and Steve
>Ricky falls out of his seat laughing
This was every episode of idiot abroad
israeli puppet against Christianity
I mean, he kinda did more damage to atheism than anything, i guess in 2010 his rants had more of a punch, but since i remember he's seen as the r/atheism of hollywood
No, they really didn't.
He was an Englishman saying stuff that hasn't been edgy in England since maybe the 70's or 80's, and hasn't been particularly edgy in America since the 90's.
I have no idea what his angle is. I think he's just a midwit, convinced that he alone is the smart one in the room.
But he has repeatedly defend cuckstianity?
TWAT WITH NO FRICKING TALENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Is this Suzanne? Does a picture of her even exist?
Just a taste of the magnificent content Ricky's been producing in recent years
I love it when Ricky reminds Christians that there is no Heaven.
there isn’t for him
Post underrated XFM moments
for me, it's Karl's story about how he laughed himself to sleep as a kid
>what did it say when rick waller went in?
>one at a time, please
Ricky and Steve completely missed this joke because Ricky wanted to tell his boring anecdote and it annoys me that Karl didn't repeat it
I know what he was talking about, because it happened to me once as a kid.
it still happens to me if im super tired. not just sleepy but physically exhausted
ricky exposing himself as a midwit by saying breasts are attractive becuase they look like arse which is what men see when they are fricking, and NOT because they show a woman can sustain a child well which is what pretty much all of what physical attractiveness comes down too. fricking moron
>ricky exposing himself as a midwit by saying breasts are attractive becuase they look like arse
t. Cinemaphiles genius tit and arse expert
this reads like something Karl would say, fricking hell. the amount of autism it requires to unironically type this up,fill out the captcha, hit post, and not once look back and think it over is astonishing.
Did that really happen?
I have strong members of finding breasts exciting before I even knew how sex worked. I can't imagine ever entertaining some theory that it's learned as an adult
>karl Pillockton
When they ponder some of the logistics of troony surgery, ask any listeners who know the answer to call in and then correct themselves and say they wouldn’t want to speak to the kind of weirdos who would know.
Just an example of the laughs we have around here
I suggest fans of Mr. K. Dilkington watch Kevin Costner's 2016 film "Criminal" as it's a rip off of Karl's "The Love of Two Brains".
>the scottish fellas can't log into their emails
>initials KL
I don’t get that
Better change course before you reach the Dangerzone.
>That army has some well nice trenches
>Initials DW
kenny loggins
dandy warholes
aztook camera
If God is fake, then why has Ricky never been depressed in his entire life, as if he was blessed from above?
I don’t find Karl Pilkington funny in the slightest. I do enjoy Gervais, but not for his comedy, the guy got extremely lucky and has a massively inflated ego because of it.
Gotta have your critics
alright ladies
Merchant has paedo vibes to be quite honest. There’s just something off about him.
that's how everyone from the midlands is
>midlands
Reminder that this man has had more sex and fricked hotter women than you.
that's a man that can get you a quid off on a night out
never understood how merchant took the mick out of karl's hair
just look at that mop
Gavin sorted it out for 22 quid
Eyes bulging with imagined riches
Das lanky pissenstreak
>There's this thing in it...
Also
>'Av you got a ruler, Rick?
>plays a gay murder rapist with aids
what did stephen merchant mean by this?
Didn't know the cameras were on.
He predicted augmented reality, explaining in as clear a way as he could, and Ricky called him a fricking idiot for it
Because Ricky was largely an unfunny homosexual and he would push down someone who is arguably more insightful than him in order to cool the cameras and "comedy" going
mate it's not that serious. they play off each other well
>push down
Karl was a mancunian mouth-breathing monkey pressing buttons in a failing radio station before he met Ricky.
And even then, after getting invited to the BAFTAs, fine dining, meeting all sorts of celebrities,getting tons of connections, gigs, money, and seeing the world (all thanks to Ricky), he was STILL complaining about pushing buttons for more than 2 days a week and going "ah well it's a bit shit all this innit" with his orange-shaped head poking out of a volcanic dustheap on an exotic island.
I love Karl like every other listener (for being a caricature-tier fool with occasional pearls of underappreciated working-class wisdom), but you have to either be an autist, a moron or an american if you can't grasp the concept of friendly Banter.
XFM (and to an extent The Ricky Gervais Show) worked because of application of logic/reasoning towards an immovable object: a daft lad from manchester going "a kid used to take a 'orse in de 'ouse". Take one aspect of that away and you end up with the mediocre, ACTUALLY forced stuff that was their solo stuff later on.
>Karl's theory that Rosa Parks didn't get up from her bus seat because she was lazy and a troublemaker
>Karl criticized Anne Franke's hiding abilities because the attic would be the first place Karl would look
Karl's reaction to the Rosa Parks question is actually one of the reasons I think he's the smartest one.
Ricky and Steve know the "right answer" and can't actually think at all. Karl had the rare imagination, introspection and emotional intelligence to put himself in the shoes of a bus driver in a real 3D scenario with a different culture. He's right, he doesn't necessarily know this is some big stunt to advance civil rights and history was somehow hinging on this-he was operating with the information the guy would have had, which is that 90 percent of the time a rule is being broken its just being broken the same way someone would break any rule good or bad, just cause they're a troublemaker trying to see what they can get away with
What would Karl think of speedy warrick
I love Karl so much
>KARL YOU THICKHEADED DUNCE, GOD DOESN'T EXIST! *laughs*
What is Karl's response?
>well you don't really know tho do yeh?
>OH MY GOD KARL! I DON'T KNOW IF UNICORNS ARE REAL, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE IN THEM, YOU FRICKING moron!
That's exactly how it would go.
>Ricky "failed cringe pop music career" Gervais
>it just annoyed me they called 'im pillowman 'e shoulda been called a draft excluder
>can't even wipe his own ass
I'd be furious 24/7
imagine Karl watching this on a VHS tape with his mouth slightly open in amazement as Suzanne is trying to humor him
Probably put Friends on after.
Never seen this before, just heard Karl talk about it. That is super impressive, getting the force to strike the match with just your mouth.
I'm too poor to travel but i think that if i could afford it i still wouldn't do it. i don't like being too far from home and i hate crowded places
some people like to travels and other like to sit at home have a cup of tea and a biscuit and watch some insects
different strokes n that
So there was this fella right, and he was going all over the internet on all these travel websites and that posting on people's holidayphotos saying ahh no tht's rubbish that, waste of time, you can do the same thing sitting at home, you've wasted your money on that and he's all calling them all idiots and that.. anyway.. he's talking with his mate and that and he's mate's like what's wrong with ya it's well good to go on a little holiday and that have a little bit of time to relax and have a few nice meals and that..anyway he's going on saying nah nah it's rubbish what you talking about it's a waste of time and all that and he's going on having a right go at everyone who goes on holiday.. so his mate is saying why don't you give it a try you might like it.. why don't you go and get your passport and we'll book some tickets.. anyway so he goes off and gets his passport and as he's handing it over to his mate his mate notices his hands.. pretty hairy and that.. anyway.. turns out.. fake passport.. little monkey fella..
don't talk shit karl
hAHAHAHA
The great 50p debate - who was in the wrong?
karl obviously
Wrong. Karl gave Steve a bunch of free lager and tickets. Steve never paid for those AND demanded his 50p back.
Karl was in the wrong for not paying it back
Steve was in the wrong for bringing it up
>Christ! De-Berg
lmfao
>go on holiday with Suzanne to a shit place with a resort
>all the streets have flowers everywhere
>haven't seen any car accidents
>clearly people are driving slower to appreciate the flowers
>that's why in london people get into accidents all the time!
>there's no flowers!
>except for when people die in a road accident, someone will leave flowers for them
>eventually there will be so many flowers from road accidents
>accidents will stop because people will be driving slower to appreciate the flowers
Such is the cycle of traffic lads
do you ski?
Have you ever seen a homeless Chinese man?
i have actually. i see him around and he always has a huge bag full of cans, much more efficient than the other homeless people in my area. he has a bike too.
You never see a black ghost
WHAT DO YOU MEAN KARL THERE WAS A MONKEY WHO LIKED A COFFEE AND A BRIOCHE IN THE MORNING YOU IDIOT
>I'm goin' to get a monkey coffee
I’ve been to Paris, and it wasn’t that pretty at all
Paris is the biggest shithole in all of Europe. There’s a reason it’s called the Paris Syndrome and not Rome Syndrome. Foreigners go to Paris expecting it to be like the romantic movies they watched and instead it’s a filthy shithole. Kind of like when Europeans go to Los Angeles expecting it to be heaven on earth but instead it’s filled with homeless camps
Alri, Kirsty?
why did you post an image of two twins with only one having clothes on
The monkey was giving it some. It was an automatic
wish Karl would bless our ears with more nonsense.. I mean brilliant audio content
go on then, toss it on
We should make a thread devoted to DALL-E versions of rockbuster answers
Amy Winehouse
Garoth Gates
Whitney Houston
Franz Ferdinand
Simon Webb
>Garoth Gates
Wrong, it's Robert Plant
>De trout spinners
HER NAME'S NOT AYGETOUTME WINEHOUSE.
Looks weird
But you’ll never see AN OLD MAN eat a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSS bar bar bar
>Suzanne and me went to the cemetery to see how old the dead people are.
you just know that Karl comes up with these ideas and Suzanne is forced to go with him
I don't have any more rockbusters but I do have these
I ran out of tokens, someone make the square tins meatballs joke or the siamese twins getting run over. Or the cat that didnt look happy Anything!
'ad an 'orse in the 'ouse
black beauty was on
Unlikely lust objects
>looked like Bo Selecta
>I'm usin' me fables!
>USE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD
For me, it's Karl saying something inane, Ricky asking "What?", and Karl just repeating the exact same statement.
Fat baby on telly
Childhood is listening for the banter
Adulthood is listening for the comfy stories
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>He says, "You're muscley!"
>And he says... he wants an arm wrestle
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funniest 7 minutes of any media ever
>waiting to have his hair brushed
>And I've got an aching LEG
Genuinely brilliant
at first I thought me listening to the XFM show every day for years was a sign of autism, but then I realized that the show is just that good.
I genuinely believe it to be perfect.
The 2000s atheist movement was entirely israeli planned and operated.
>When Karl bamboozles Ricky with the lighthouse story
I like the fact that Karl went... a little bit mental there
Stop making fun of that proboscis monkey, Mr. Gervais!
ME 'USBANDS DEAD, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MONEY AND A BIT O' ME CLAM
FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY ON TELLY
Peoples' rampant hate for Ricky clouding their judgement of how he was during the XFM shows is odd. Anyone with a brain can realize he was essential for the show to work.
It's like how people who like Top Gear talk about Richard Hammond being boring or Beatles fans not caring about Ringo.
Why do we still have no pictures of Suzanne? Is she fake
I KNOW YOURE JUST SIXTEEN
>chimp off the old block
A'ight
favorite monkey news, post it.
for me, it's 86 driving an automatic.
This one will always be my favorite
I always imagined the spa looking like that JAV pool for some reason
Lil prostitute?
>So anyway, this tricycle...
>*Ricky bursts*
>Right. Well, something else they're good at, right? Is like, weighing up the situation.
>*Ricky bursts*
Werther's a Will, There's a Way: They've brought out summat that means an 80 year old woman can have a kid.
Lol. I bet you morons actually identify with Karl. Speds all of you.
alright here he comes having a go blimey
yea,we got a live one here
calling Karl a genius is the equivalent of pic related.
Sure,he might spout a resonating,almost human, line of thought every now and then, but you have to dig and prod through hours of the ramblings of a madman to get there,and then salvage it into something that can resonate with people with above-room-temperature IQ.
And the entire time you're basically walking on a minefield: one step in the wrong direction and you get nothing but "yea but would it be so different if it was a monke fella who did that" or "A daft idea is often... A good idea" instead
alright then well let's listen to your little radio show when it comes out..
post your rarest
>lil [x] fella
for me, it's
lil french fella
lil hairy chinese fella
>He was a healthy young lad... except for a touch of eczema and a boil
Karl is unironically wiser than Gervais. Not intellectually smarter maybe but he at least realizes he's a midwit and he's teachable
Karl is high WIS, low INT
Who are some classic Characters like this? I want some based moron kinos!
Slingblade obv
if you post anymore AI we're never doing this again
quit ur whingin' m8
Karl is high STR for winning vs that Downsyndrome fella
the down syndrome lad let him win
Karls CHAR made him give up
I've said it once and I'll say it again, the only times they've been on bad terms is S02E40-S03
Relevance of this sloppa?
series 1 when they're talking about convenient urban myths
LEVIS 36
the guy waiting for a phone call seeing the phone ringing as he jumped off the building
to be fair, the story isn't impossible. Even if it's bollocks
Look at that over there.. what do you think of that? that's alright innit?
looks rubbish
god that IS fricking depressing
>that's bloody awful!!!
>still gives it her
Aww, poor kid karl, I feel so bad for him. He saved up his paper round and was hoping she'd be overjoyed and his little heart was crushed. He's totally in the right for "an that's why I don't giv anyone any gifts anymore, n that".
Are the epidodes before Karl worth a listen?
ricky's calls with his mum are funny
cant say I remember a lot else
>he doesn't know about Jezoc
Not a true fan
I love the remastered XFM episodes
finally I can hear Karl in the S01 episodes
where are they?
On spotify
still worth it though.
>Travel a bunch as a young man
>Meet awesome people, see new landscapes, have adventures and get stories to tell
>Learn a lot about different cultures and parts of the world, get a better perspective on humanity
>Sometimes it's lonely or a pain in the ass but I wouldn't trade those trips for anything
Why are anons so resistant to the idea? Are they really so stunted, or just coping because they can't get it together and make it happen for them? The saddest ones are the posters who think staying in their bedroom is based and redpilled.
And it's not like I'm some chad either, I'm a mediocre looking sperg who was too autistic to ever get laid abroad. But I had a great time anyway.
Who archived the radio shows? Were they recorded by fans or archived by XFM? I never hear any radio static, so I feel like it's the latter.
Do you think there is any chance of missing episodes being discovered?
missing 'bits' of episodes cropped up around 2 years ago, I don't know how
I think the original DATs are lost now
where can I find those missing bits?
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19UNbkjQsFqbn0kKL6rqilu3UClNLgmZL
Those aren't new I know those from over a decade ago
turns out...
it was a PORK CHOP
that she SAT ON
FIVE YEARS EARLIER
Look at the gleam on that you twat!
Karl was right about velcro. I can tie laces but velcro is the ideal.
at least wear something like this that can look stylish as well. velcro as an adult makes you look disabled
>velcro as an adult makes you look disabled
Yeah but it shouldn't, it's the ideal. I only wear Chuck Taylor All-Stars so I don't have a choice but velcro shouldn't have a stigma. It's the ideal choice in every situation.
what ep?
I don't remember this
STTAAAANNNDDD AND DELLIIVERR OOIIIIIE OIIIIIIE YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFEEEE BRRHHHDUHDUHDUHDUH OOOOHHH!!!
UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
DON'T CALL ME A PLONKER YOU FRICKING WANKER!!!
I hate comedians that think swearing is substitute for being funny like Bill Burr, but even I laugh hard every time Ricky tried or did swear on XFM. The one with pretending to be a gay guy ringing a doorbell and ho-lee-fuk is 10/10 every single time.
Kaaarl the user Pilkington. Just takes takes takes, destroy the maaaaan. Over to you, Steeeeve
conning the management babeh... sending this station down in to the depths through his greed
and selfishNESS
PUSH THE LITTLE DAISIES AND MAKE EM COME UP!!!!
i'll get a dead one in the morning
Have you seen it steve? There's this thing in it
coulda been your brother
He coulda been your brother.
>took suzanne out last night and she enjoyed herself
>where did you take her
>to a chippy
>BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>a quality one...
>that feeling of mystery and joy when you happen to find and listen to an episode you've rarely or dare I say not even heard before
for me it's one where steve tells some story about a rough pub, I can't even remember it just that vague detail. I tend to mostly hear the first few episodes of each season because those are what pop up in the recommendations
I think that picture of Ricky saying that "If there are so many gods, how do you know yours is the one?" or something along those lines is a little odd. It assumes that weight of numbers is a sufficient argument to establish the truth of the validity of one's god in the negative.
Yet, can the same argument be applied to his own atheism?
This has got a bit heavy, can we do cheeky freak of the week?
It's reasonable enough as a counter to pascal's wager moronation
Sarah Gadon in Ferrari.
Hippopota news
>thread about a tinpot radio station that aired 20 years ago still hits bump limit
I wonder what Karl or Ricky would make of this. Both back then (Ricky always correctly bashing "THE INTERNET" as full of fake news and freaks) but also their modern selves
I'm assuming karl clawed his way out of the housing estate or drove off to a volcanic island somewhere so he could have more room to think, and ricky is busy triggering people as le atheist man on award shoes, but I doubt they could have ever imagined the show becoming a cult classic
>I'm assuming karl clawed his way out of the housing estate
Even during the xfm days he wasn't in an estate; he was living basically downtown London