>Heineken is pushing it’s zero alcohol beer, Heineken 0.0%, in its latest ad for James Bond as it increases ad spend behind its low and non-alcoholic options.
The ad shows Daniel Craig refusing a wienertail in favour of the non-alcoholic beer, noting “I am working”.
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Drinking non-alcoholic beer is gayer than not drinking at all.
this. if you don't drink and are so crippled by others drinking around you to the point where you need to drink malted carbonated water to feel included, you are hopeless. either drink or don't. simple as
Why drink non alcoholic beer. Just order a mountain dew gay
I've never met anyone who drinks this shit. I worked at a liquor store for 5 years and no one ever asked for it. Even AAs won't drink it. It would be like shooting non opiate heroin.
>It would be like shooting non opiate heroin.
So, methadone?
Methadone still gets you a buzz. It's more analogous to Kombucha.
I would if it tasted like beer, but it doesn't.
Eh Heineken 0 ain't too bad, tastes alright to me
then why not just have water. this is so gay its unreal
>drinking non-alcoholic beer
Imagine if the electric shock jerked his head up into her cleavage haha that would be gross for him since he's gay.
I actually do like non-alcoholic beer and occasionally order mocktails. I usually drink Athletic Brewing and alternate between that and a real beer so I don't get shitfaced as quickly.
Mocktails is easy to get, since they’re just fruity sugary drinks, all non alcoholic beer tastes awful to me, and I generally like the taste of beer
Athletic is pretty good for what it is but I agree that most NA beer is terrible.
It’s smart. Alcohol (and beer) consumption is stagnant or declining and the marketing landscape is so saturated that you need to spend a fortune to move the needle. Non-alcoholic beers are a quickly growing segment and your cost-per-conversion is pennies compared to what you have to spend on alcoholic lagers.
It makes sense from a supply side since Heineken isn't gonna invest lots of capital to try to break into the soda or energy drink markets. But from a demand side I don't know who is buying this stuff. I see it in the store, so someone must be taking it home, but I never see it at anyone's house. Do you think most customers buy it regularly or is it sort of a transitory thing for people trying to go sober?
I dont know anything about it, but could it be popular in the middle east? they dont drink alcohol so maybe theyre trying to make fake beer a thing there?
>they dont drink alcohol
Holy shit are you delusional. Saying people in the Middle East don't drink is like saying people in the West don't do drugs, just because it's illegal many places doesn't mean people don't do it.
You're too smart for this board
>Alcohol (and beer) consumption is stagnant or declining
Bullshit, a basic search shows that it's increasing worldwide.
He's talking out of his ass.
>Bullshit, a basic search shows that it's increasing worldwide.
would love to see your sources.
also, just because a new NA drink is being introduced to one market doesn't mean it's going to be introduced across the planet
>would love to see your sources
As I said, do a basic fricking search in whatever search engine you prefer.
>make my argument for me!!!!!
why do rightoids freeze up and have conniption fits when you ask them for a source to their claims?
>would love to see your sources
go back to redd1t Black person and tell your mom to blow me
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
You’re wrong.
Is the main consumer type just Alkies that want the taste of beer in between their other beer?
I believe it’s just recovering alkies who can’t drink anymore
People with heart problems, people that are post surgery etc. I dont think diabetics can drink non alcoholic beer but I might be wrong
I can't imagine a non-alcoholic beer being nutritionally different than a soda.
It’s not like Malta Goya where it still has all the unfermented sugar.
Zoomers don't drink alcohol because if they do they might accidentally have fun and be cool for a while.
I can literally not imagine anything more pathetic than a grown man making fun of kids on the Internet.
I'm sure you can find a mirror somewhere.
>guy makes joke about uptight zoomies
>uptight zoomie predictably gets offended
like pottery
>I can literally not imagine anything more pathetic than a grown man making fun of kids on the Internet.
Fortnite servers down?
Black person you’re in your mid 20s
Oldest zoomers are mid 20s.
Non-alcoholic beers exist solely to advertise the real version. It's to get around increasing restrictions on advertising alcohol. You're allowed market non-alcoholic beer to kids and by coincidence it has the same name and same branding its alcoholic equivalent.
this. Twitch uses non-alcoholic beer advertising all the time
>Twitch uses non-alcoholic beer advertising all the time
How would you know that?
that's not what coincidence means
it was irony anon
ok fine
not Heineken but non alcoholic beers are popular in japan because of 'drinking parties' and you want to be able to use something to toast/drink with people and look like you fit in
What's the point of drinking non alcoholic beer? People dont even like the taste of beer.
They've got you addicted to prescribed meds and its replacement neuralink next.
>no alcohol needed anymore
Plus; it's emasculating and can be drunk alone, in
>the pod
>during lockdowns
There's no conspiracy, no singular entity orchestrating all the things that make you miserable. It's just chaos and your own weakness
What's more dumb: non-alcoholic beer, or caffeine-free soda?
Non alcoholic beer moron
Probably want to expand their market into Muslim countries or something
It was so easy you homosexuals
>bond theme
>Heineken 0.0%7
>Daniel Craig stumbles drunkenly into Frame and lurches into a bar seat
>”thenamesBont. Craig bond. James.”
>cut to Pierce Brosnan, diving out of a hail of gunfire
>he vomits almost pure vodka and olive juice onto the floor from behind a church pew
>”you’ve seen me doing a lot of drinking over the years.”
>cut to Timothy Dalton on dialysis in Jamaica
>”but the truth is, you can only do so much when you’re permanently tipplered.”
>cut to deepfake of Roger Moore, playing piano off-key in a ski lodge
>”But drinking for the job, doesn’t have to be drinking ON the Job- oh shit!”
>he falls backward off the bench and through a large plate glass window, straight into a snow drift two stories below
>cut to deepfake Sean Connery, coming up from a refreshing dive, cold, crisp Heineken in hand and a dozen beautiful women waiting with palm fronds, fresh fruit, and a linen robe
>”So drink up”
>waves them all off and strides to a waiting Aston Martin with Q standing by to toss him the keys
>“And TRY not to scratch it up, 007.”
>Connery looks at the camera
>”Oh I think I’ll be alright.”
>opens door to Aston Martin
>a dozen crumpled 0 alcohol Heinekens spill out
>he hops in and speeds off like a madman
>DUH DUH
>BWAAAAaaA
Heineken? Frick that shit!
PABST!
BLUE!
RIBBON!
How is it possible that there is a Sarah Gadon image tangentially related to basically any possible thread topic?
>concincing people not to be alcoholics is bad goy, drink alcohol every day of your life goy
Are you fricking parasites for real? How is this a bad thing?
Drinking alcohol is dumb as frick
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