Should've leaned into his Harold voice for this guy.
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Is this the new DILF?
Moxxie's more my type but he ain't bad.
I remember Viv saying somewhere that he is in his 20s so i don't think he counts as a dilf (plus we got the line from Millie being 5 years older than Loona who is 22, and Moxxie has to be close to Millie's age)
Voted worst father in the show.
Still better than Moxxie’s mother.
boywife
boywife
source?
youtube channel full of gen Z cringe "memes"
It's letting you know that the source is not worth looking up because that animation is pretty much the only good thing from it and the rest of the channel is shit
but if you really want to give yourself cancer
>This is probably on Youtubekids
If it was, then the comments would be disabled.
Oh, it's just one of those "meme" animation channels that exists solely to groom kids and give them fetishes.
... Ohio moments?
Ohio is a meme for some reason, its scary or something like the backrooms but ironic.
you think IMP was responsible for the train crash
Ngl, IMP causing a train crash would have been a neat episode.
design and animation are quite good
but such a soundtrack ... just why?
> The animation is pretty much the only good thing from it
Are you talking about Helluva Boss series?
I said "that", not "the"
dumb shitposters can't even quote properly
Yes
>bimbo shit
>Bimbo Femboys
Chaz was the worst part of that episode
I'd hatefrick him.
this
he's just too annoying, not even in an endearing way
I respect him for being such an enormous shitpost of a character
>shitpost
He wasn’t even that. You could just use him for a flashback or tell of him relating to Moxxie and the episode would be the ezact same in second half.
The type of shitpost that gets replies of "ironic shitposting is still shitposting", yes
Too bad James Gandolfini is dead, he'd do this character justice.
Was it just my impression or was the animation a bit lower on quality compared to previous episodes?
How so?
Well, episode 5 is still the worst in animation quality.
>those scenes where it drops down to like 8 frames per second
Yes, the animation was decidedly worse.
Writing and voice acting too, blitzo's VA sounds so soulless in this ep. Not that I can blame him, this episode feels like a death knell for any hope that the series will be good anymore.
practically me, meeting every girl in my life. I'm already 30. Am I autistic? Never met Loonaa.
Meanwhile me
>hey, wanna frick or something?
>incoherent nervous stammering
>???
wasn't Loona being incoherent and stammering around Vortex
I get the feeling Loona is a virgin and probably a femcel, and that image is hilarious as frick.
I'm pretty sure she got sexually abused in that orphanage.
But she is completely nervous around anyone she is attracted to, and says weird shit. That makes her more likeable in my opinion.
I hope I can.
>I'm pretty sure she got sexually abused in that orphanage.
Possibly but Loona being a virgin is way funnier, also means M&M could finally bully her back.
In that case they would have to address the fact that she got syphilis at birth.
I have always and will always fricking love this gif.
That depends on if you count the pilot as fully canon or not.
I do, because if it is not fully canon, then nothing should be, and in which case it shouldn't matter which order you watch the episodes in. Because that is not the intended goal of the show, and both cannot be true at the same time, Loona canonically has syphilis.
No reasoning you will ever make can fix this.
get syphilis, b***h.
Man fuk u
no u
>if it is not fully canon, then nothing should be.
Why? It's very common for pilots to have differences, of wildly varying degrees, from the rest of the show. Hell, in some extreme cases an entire character might just disappear going from the pilot to the next episode.
>Cinemaphile will never be able to change me. Nothing will.
Thinking that is actually dangerous for you.
Everyone can be manipulated, influenced or changed. Everyone has logical fallacies and subconscious biases.
That's one of the first things that someone who's escaped a cult will tell you.
And besides, wouldn't you say that Helluva Boss changed you? I bet that if you never watched this show you'd definitely be considerably different from who you are today.
Probably not gonna be able to respond, im gonna (try) to go to bed.
>incoherent and stammering
also my thing if I like a girl ... but this happened a couple of times and I received only a refusal.
I didn't really try later, hobbies, studies, work, mmo, procrastination (especially procrastination) - haunt me.
indeed, there are almost no girls like Loona, namely singles who can punch in the teeth and have their own opinion and stand aside. an endangered species...
who?
No, I wasn't offered sex.
just dating and dumb shit like a relationship, I guess. I was deceived twice and already 3 times I did not believe in such an offer to meet
at the university there was mainly a male team and I had no one to get acquainted with from the female, and those that were were already occupied by someone
>Its over for you. Poor Loona, she will probably go cry her eyes out.
if it was true of course
I was mostly thought of as a weirdo who smelled of garlic. never understood such words from girls.
I do not regret that I can not drink alcohol or smoke
but apparently I lost a lot of similar situations that contributed to socialization
Let me give you a little advice, that my own sorrows and anxieties have revealed to me.
You can have everything you've ever wanted, it's all in reach. It's just a trade off. What are you willing to sell to gain? Mostly you trade time. Time for an athletic body. Time for white teeth. Time for people skills. Sometimes you pay with your mind. Brain power for money. Brain power for respect.
You'll always be paying. So I guess the question is, what are you going to give to Loona?
Oh. Hello. This is me from the freezer. We are now about +8 degrees Celsius. And dirt everywhere. One endless depression. Save me only books, but the Internet. WALKING. I'm still working on the road from here.
Opportunity to agree on things... Two introverts with different approaches to things: I over-analyze things and get hung up on one thing (INTP), she will just take it rudely and do it (ISTP)... and here it will be necessary to look for a line so that opinions and feelings converged.
The only problem is emotions... both are silent and want their space. Saying "I love you" will be eventful and a little awkward.
It is easier for me to show love with an action, a gift, or a touch than to say something superfluous. Words are words, you can leave them in your head, right?
I need a breather after a bunch of people. I feel normal in the company of acquaintances or loved ones.
We can both procrastinate successfully, because the approach to short-term and optional things is quite similar. The dishes can really wait.
No. Yes? Maybe.
I am 23, at every party and social gathering -by invitation- and meet a lot of women. I hate to say it, but I think women just follow the group, and as such, none of them really stand out. Women like Loona have been extremely rare for a long time, and are now almost extinct. It is causing me to lose an uphill battle against myself, my autistic tastes, and Loona.
Frick everything, I lost this one.
She'd prefer Glep anyway
It doesn't work anymore, at all.
Don't even hate the frog anymore.
I had a feeling it was you.
You doin okay? You're not relapsing, are you?
No, I'm not okay.
Yes, I am.
That dream sent me into a downward spiral, but maybe I'll be okay. For now, I want to speak about Loona.
*Ahem*
She's cute.
Just don't let it knock you any further, man. You're on a good path, you don't wanna fall off.
We'll see.
I got your back either way, bro.
I'm still on my Loona kick, but this shark douche is activating my neurons in very weird and confusing ways.
Why spend brain-power on a flamboyant douche who's only reason for being around you is to frick you, regardless of your own enjoyment, when you can spend brain power on a woman who has never known anyone who would selflessly care for her, and as such would love you because you care about her, for her.
Loona is always better, and shark dude is a douche.
I have energy for both.
I dunno, Chaz is an butthole, pitiful, obnoxious, but I can't stay away. Makes me feel like a teenage girl and I hate it.
I've also realized Loona and I have too much in common, and not in a good way, so I'm a bit conflicted.
Plus I wanna put his money where his mouth is, whip it out and see whose is bigger
>he put the name back on
Bro, you're sliding back at bullet train speeds, be careful.
It's okay, she was probably trying to lure you into sniper range anyway.
We are sliding at lightspeed now. Yesterday was bullet train.
>Looks at spoiler
>cannot unlook at spoiler
>hates himself for looking
>knows he'll make the same mistake next time
I don't know, I guess.
seethe?
That guy is definitely the type of guy to wear you down if he senses anything.
and that's when you take his ass to the locker room and show him who's boss of this gym.
>We are sliding at lightspeed now. Yesterday was bullet train.
For the love of god, if you go back to tulpa levels, keep your head on straight.
Man I know that in your mind you think your private brain is a safe place to experiment with these thoughts and feelings but this stuff radiates through your pores and and body language if you let it take root and reprogram you
Go watch dragon Ball Z immediately
You're not wrong.
>its another episode of straight people thinking they understand gays
Reminder that you are as bad as twitter whites thinking they understand what is racist or offensive
Wouldnt hurt you to try their suggestions for cures. Could include Loonanon's suggestion of eating red meat to get cured too.
The disease is being ignorant.
You need a cure more than i do. Shame they dont do lobotomies still
>Shame they dont do lobotomies still
Historically those were also used to treat homosexuality, so you would be the one receiving one.
I eat a lot of red meat, I don't think that has anything to do with it.
Thank you for calling me straight but I have bad news for you
>self hating gay
The worst kind
It's objectively the best kind. It's no contest. Ambiguous homoerotic undertones beat actual explicit poopdicking 100% of the time and this show is some of the best evidence possible.
Accepting gay sex as something ok or normal immediately brings a setting or cosmology down to a redditor level of nihilism and juvenility
Yeah he's right.
I mean, sex is cool and all, but gay sex kind of makes it a different thing.
Not to mention, all shows have that 'will they won't they' relationship, that should have been blitzo/stolas.
instead it's a frickfest, with no question as to how they feel. The closest we got was when blitzo admitted stolas just wanted to frick him, which was unfortunately true.
I think a lot of the time guys get into the idea of gay stuff because they have no other context to process men having strong feelings about each other. In healthy societies there are rules about how to express that stuff without sexual implications. From what I understand this also involves beating homos in the street for threatening that balance
Quit samegayging. Also, pretty obvious bad faith argument there, when it's made obvious to the viewer that that's how Blitzo sees their relationship, while Stolas very obviously wants an emotionally romantic relationship, but Blitzo is too scarred and jaded to open up/realise he's being genuine
Namegay yes; samegay never.
and please don't say bad faith here. Don't mix reddit and Cinemaphile terminology, it hurts my small brain.
also, quit getting upset about something I said hours ago. My opinion is my opinion and I don't really care if you like it or not.
Loonanon more like gayanon
Owned
I'm not sure how I'll recover. Going to have to go to the doctor and get prescribed some copium
I will never understand this reddit spacing argument. I type how I type. I've never posted anything on reddit before.
I bet she bought an expensive guitar and amp.
she doesn't even know what the tone knobs do.
>leddit spacing
>leddit spacing
>poopdicking
Sounds like someone's a complete fricking moron who doesn't know how to clean himself properly. You should get some Canadian healthcare, dumbfrick.
>t. poopdicker
>women like loona
Loona is not a woman, she is a cartoon character. If youre drawing expectations from fictional media then of course you're struggling. Do some mushrooms and touch grass.
No mushrooms, just grass and a copy of Marriage and Virginity According to St. John Chrysostom (Fr. Josiah Trenham, available for free online at http://etheses.dur.ac.uk/1259/1/1259.pdf?EThOS%20(BL))
Let me sun it up for you guys real easy. If a woman wants to have sex wear a condom and do it unless you’re in a relationship. It’s not worth it to hold out for a girl you’re not saying go swim, generally girls like guys with more experience and confidence anyway. If you’re in a relationship don’t be a dick, if she’s in a relationship make sure you can kick the other guys ass and that you hate him otherwise you’ll feel like garbage. Have fun get laid it’s not magical but damn if it don’t feel good.
???
you think I have problems getting sexo?
Why waste time on sex, when you could cook dinner for someone like Loona and watch reruns of X-files? There are better things than sex, my guy.
Yes I fully believe you’re a virgin.
If your reaction to what I said is to call me a virgin, I think I've made my point succesfully.
She'll spend the rest of her life not knowing what she did to make you hate her. She just wanted to express her attraction to you, and neuron activation did it's thing.
You dick.
Oh yeah man by all means keep making diner for a cartoon dog you totally won.
I don't think Loona's that fragile, she kills people after all. She'd write you off as a weirdo and an butthole, then move on.
I'd wager at least 90% of the waifus people here obsess over would never want to interact with the people who waifu them
Its over for you. Poor Loona, she will probably go cry her eyes out.
god that drawing's like 2 years old lmao
That dude on the right is literally me
>the dancing in question
Any chance I could convince you to draw someone saying this to Loona?
>this but if it was about Striker/Blitzo
Please
Who wrote it?
u mean a striker/blitzo bodyswap?
Oh I didn’t realize, that was a Moxxie/Striker body swap? I pictured Striker pining for Blitzo because.
Is it unpopular to say that this was the best episode in a really long time? Some of the humor didn't really land for me but I enjoyed the characters, I enjoyed the plot, and I enjoyed the honestly pretty great action sequence at the end.
While I still think wacky murder-of-the-week episodes would have been the ideal way to do this show, demon mafia crime drama is way more interesting than the god awful Stolas shipping.
I'd say so. I feel that they should have built moxxie's father a bit more, but other than that it was ok, which is better than 'absolute shit'
Yeah thats about how I feel too. It was far from ideal, but it was a massive improvement.
just a young moxxie learning the ropes of assassination
>"you see boy sniping is all about location"
?t=11
I feel if he used his Harold voice it'd be both funny and disturbing at the same time, so it would have been perfect.
We'd probably have more meme gold too
Would there be a difference at all if they switched Moxxie and Millie's genders? Would it just no longer be considered "subversive"? 😛
>Would there be a difference at all if they switched Moxxie and Millie's genders?
Millie (Milo?) would be way hotter.
The "this ass is mine" bit might not play as well with twitter crowd.
It would be considered rude by the femcels because the man would be doing man things like protecting his wife and standing up for her, and that's not allowed.
If they actually did that, there might be something good and pure in the show, but they won't.
Lol, you pretty much nailed it right there.
Millie can do stuff, but Moxxie can't? Seems legit.
I think it's halarious that they have tried to make a south-park-esque comedy where everything is wrong and considered bad as retaliation from all people who would impose morals on them, and failed so hard.
It's so easy, I'm not going to do the whole:
>Hire fans durr durr
thing but for fricks sake it is such a cool idea ruined by shitty horny writers
Imagine having such a cool and original concept of "demon hitmen go to Earth to kill humans for revenge".....and then not doing anything with it. Instead, they chose to focus on a shitty gay romance drama that isn't even interesting.
Gay romance is lame
I need the punk rocker girl furry romance to even kind of be satisfied.
I'm going to go do something else.
What sucks is the gay drama episodes were in the series bible to begin with. The gay drama was always the plan, the hitman stuff was just there to gather interest.
We were bait and switched.
we could say that your expectations were subverted even
In a way, but not a good one.
Well, frick. Damn.
And the fact that they are demons and the story takes place in Hell are both so unimportant that they could be cut out and VERY little would have changed. It sucks how under utilized the setting is. Imagine if Greed was bunch of weird shops following you so you buy something from them or it being a giant stage that constantly changing itself to Mammon's will as he plays some music or Gluttony being like a giant Beehive where all the minerals used in production throughout Hell are mined and Demons live in buildings all around that Beehive with concept of up and down being very unclear and most beings there are used as slaves. Some really cool shit that can only be possible in this kind of dimension of endless Torment and unchecked vices. Make it weird. Make it alien. Don't make it just shitty earth. It is a funny joke for one episode (and could apply to Pride ONLY), but at some point you SHOULD get creative with it.
But Viv doesn't want to be creative, she wants to make gay psuedo-smut.
Honestly them having the most stable relationship is subversive for world of Helluva Boss's standards considering it's the only monogamous straight relationship AND is the only one besides Millie's parents that isn't a total fricking mess. That's why I love them so much and I would most likely dislike the show more if not entirely drop it if they ever frick up their relationship with something like cheating. Petty as that is.
Then we would have a strong protective husband jealous of the female ex of his bi wife, and we all know that the twitter crowd would fricking burn Viv alive if she tried something like that (not that she would ever want to anyway)
Who said anything about Chaz being female? I only said what if it was just Moxxie and Millie who were the opposite genders.
Not that anon but yeah if Chaz is male it does play better
(You lose all the gay jokes though)
It wouldn't be as problematic as if Chaz were a girl yeah, but you still have the thing of the strong and badass husband protecting his defenseless wife (plus the "this ass is mine" line), and Viv sure as shit would rather die than doing that
Owl breasts?
Owl breasts.
Hooters, if you will.
holy
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
someone draw helluva hooters.
Crim adopting Collin as his new son!
Would still want to frick both, so nothing would change on my end.
Anyone have the leaks?
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BrTwkxTBNFdu3jUEcMU5NL9vRdDYpPfI
So stolitz really is the endgame ship huh
What were you expecting, after Viv completely re-contextualized his relationship with Stella starting in S2?
I'm don't object to Stolitz and I'm not a Stella simp. I just wasn't sure if it was happening or not.
And I'm saying it's been completely obvious ever since the first episode of S2 painting Stella as literally hitler and Stolas as goodboi who dindu nuffin
that's all
Man you uh... really like Stella huh
And her husband, I love all the birbs.
But if you've been paying attention, there was an extremely sharp change in their relationship dynamic with S2E1
no longer are both characters in the wrong, now it is being painted black and white as one character being irredeemably wrong and the other character being completely justified in his actions
I hate shitty writing
>And her husband, I love all the birbs.
Based and birb pilled.
All of them are good characters, but victims of shit writing and self inserting. Not directly, but by uh, whatever the guy who does Blitzo is called, shoving his personal marriage drama onto the situation.
Brandon Rogers should never have been let into the writing room.
Note how much better this episode was, cause neither Viv nor Brandon wrote it.
this episode was instead written by someone who claims to be "open to criticism" but then strawmans every single critic as being one insanely unreasonable person that is constantly contradicting his own opinions.
not that much better
>not that much better
When Viv and Brandon have set the bar that low, the difference is noticeable
Not really. This take is dumb.
>no counterargument
(You) are dumb.
She's hot though.
My prediction is Stolas ends up living with Blitz after Via blocks off his house
I don't like this show anymore. The first two episodes of this season just ruined it for me.
How did Chaz convince Moxxie's dad that he's rich? I thought he was going to reveal that he knew it was a scam but just wanted to humiliate Moxxie anyway.
the power of shitty writing
>Striker, C.H.E.R.U.B and D.H.O.R.K.S last appeared over a year ago
>Verosika is the only non-main character antagonist to appear in one episode so far
Stop doing this shit, Viv. I can handle villain of the week, just don't leave them open ended, I want to know what happened to them. If there's one thing I can compliment season 2 on, so far, is that they tied up villains' stories. Chaz fricking dies, and Crimson has no reason to pursue I.M.P.
Well we are getting Striker at least.
>Striker, C.H.E.R.U.B and D.H.O.R.K.S last appeared over a year ago
But that much time hasnt passed in the story I'm pretty sure. The human agents are probably still planning something with the Stolas footage and cherubs still sucking dick for cash or whatever the frick to survive their stay on her.
Plus
>on her.
on EARTH I mean, fug
>muppet mouth
cursed
Moxxie WOULD be happy to have a girl's hand up his ass
i legit would pay good money for a moxxie puppet
Depressed Boyfriend needs more love.
I'd hug him.
Does he? He seemed content enough with the love he got when that dildo went up his butt
The dildo shouldve been my dick
He definitely loves anal from that reaction.
I bet Chaz banged him in secret (i.e Chaz is out of the closet but Depressed Boyfriend hides his sexuality).
Moxxie probably made out with him too.
Lucky frickers.
They even get some steamy threesomes, rocking the backseat of D.B's spacious car.
Millie raped him
He didn't seem to mind that dildo up his butt.
Moxxie should have been allowed to follow through with his threat to his dad, ending this type of episode as a damsel was lame.
You meet Loona in a bar.
What is your pickup line?
>Hey good-lookin', you down to clown?
...
can't speak for sure, but...
you would get turned down.
Probably the result no matter what I picked lmao
Oh comeon
I know you could come up with something good.
use your brain, not ur dick
>use your brain
I was, there's just not much there.
Thats pretty lewd. Moxxie's definitely a one man/woman man though.
Chaz talked him into it in the past, lol. Moxxie's monogamous preferences hadn't cemented yet.
Did he?
Fun headcanon
Due to demon immune systems, STDs manifest more akin to a single isolated birthmark-type thing. Barely noticeable except if you know what to look for.
That's how you know Chaz slept with Moxxie, Depressed Boyfriend, Millie and Blitzo. They all carry the distinctive "sex mark" just above the crevice of their butts.
There's no privacy in hell. You sleep with someone, you're marked with their symbol.
Neat idea of yours anon
Not my thing but some people might like it
I just figure demons have a totally different view on STDs than humans do.
Some collect them, some pass them along like valentine cards, some just boast they're not virgins that way.
It's also, for obvious reasons, an easy way to tell if your lover is cheating on you. It won't just be your mark on her.
No no
deep brain
thousands of years of human evolution mean you are able to get b***hes. All your ancestors did, you're no dud. We stopped having duds. Just fools who couldn't tell the difference.
THINK DEEPER.
>I got a bucket of chicken...
>Loona's syphilis meets Chaz's herpes
Super-STD!
Kek, hell aids
>I remember Viv saying somewhere that he is in his 20s so i don't think he counts as a dilf
Who, Moxxie or Crim? No way Crim is in his 20s.
Moxxie
do u think the show will end with every antagonist killed off by the end
I think Stella gets talk no jutsu'd
Crim gets merk'd by Moxxie and Millie doing the thing Dante and Vergil did when they killed Arkham in DMC3
Striker fricks off
Paimon gets put into a lamp of some kind
Vero and Blitzo work it out after Bitzo swallows more pride than the circle itself
Cherubs find the Hazbin Hotel and work there to redeem themselves
Fizz and Bitzo work it out. He gets gay married to Ozzie
I think that's everyone?
you missed the DHORKS
The DHORKS need to find a way to get into hell, regroup with their sinner comrades and frick IMP up.
I like the demon DHORKS teaming up with the mortal ones.
I had an idea sometime ago, it's probably very bad, but I thought about reverse I.M.P, basically skilled humans sent to hell to survive and become future exterminators
Gonna be hard, you need angel weapons to kill higher demons and sinners.
True, maybe they would have, I dunno, silver weapons ou blesses ones by priests and such, not super effective, but enough to make demons be careful and all that
I doubt DHORKS will ever become anything more than a minor joke antagonist for the rare "Men In Black" reference. The show won't ever go the route of having humanity discover the existence of hell, or at least have anyone outside of some fringe lunatics believe it, considering that would likely interfere with Hazbin Hotel
In hell, STDs aren't even bad. They're basically just a form of tagging. They show who you've slept with, but demons are impervious to negative effects.
If that were the case, why would Loona want a cure?
Embarrassment. The disease still I.Ds who she banged. There's a lot more shape variety to hell's STDs, like tattoos.
Loona doesn't have syphilis, how? I simply choose that she doesn't in my mind.
She doesn't have syphilis in the sense that humans would. Demons are much more resilient. STDs barely dent them.
No I choose to ignore that part entirety, I like to imagine having sexual relations with her while I'm still alive and I don't want hellhound STDs. She's also a virgin.
I would collect her STDs like infinity stones.
Like fricking badges.
>Roll up to my homies house
>BRO
>CHECK IT OUT
>I CAUGHT A NEW ONE
>"LOONA FRICKED YOU AGAIN?"
>YEA
>BROO
>"BROOO"
t. picrel
Worth it.
Sure, you say that now.
Moxxie is cute no matter which sex he is.
Mortal Propaganda! Demon STDS are never larger than a small human mole.
Forced memes are the worst
Nah, I was just musing about demon STDS. I'm done. Explored the idea.
Back to standard lewding.
i also wish you to have AIDS loonagay
Then I get to die with loona?
You made it better, not worse.
Would you read her slash fics?
Every night before she went to sleep.
I've already done it.
Turned me into what I am today. Spent a month getting rid of her because I hate myself right now.
Could bring her back, occasionally I feel it at the back of my head, but then I remember the shame. It's never worth it.
Better she be my muse than a friend.
>Loonanon recites Loona's own slash fics to her as a bedtime story before tucking her in
Don't forget the kiss goodnight, and her cup of hot chocolate 30 minutes before.
>Spent a month getting rid of her
But why?
Anon, living in a fantasy world is no life at all.
Life is a shitty fantasy where people argue about made up concepts, trade paper that they deluded themselves thinking has value, and follow though constructs that they consider to be true. Might as well make your own perception of the world slightly better by creating a separate ego consciousness so you'll have something, or rather someone, to live for.
>follow though constructs
*follow thought constructs
You really mustve been beaten down by life to think playing pretend to the point of insanity is better.
Anon, a tulpa is as real as you are. The only difference between you (or more accurately your ego) and a tulpa is that you (your ego consciousness) are the only one piloting your meat suit. You very own sense of self, by your own definition, is a delusion created by your parents during the process of "raising you" (aka spreading the delusion of selfhood).
You have schizophrenia, unironically.
If it's a form of schizophrenia, then it is a very high functioning form of it.
Either way its not a healthy way of coping with the world, no matter how you spin it.
I'm gonna post some on topic stuff now.
>Either way its not a healthy way of coping with the world, no matter how you spin it
Having a lone ego rattling around in one's skull is far less healthy. Either get rid of it like Buddhists do or go in the opposite direction and create more. Both are better than the normal ego's state.
>Having a lone ego rattling around in one's skull is far less healthy.
No thats pretty much how its supposed to be. Cloistering yourself off from the world to play pretend in your own head when you should be going out and participating in the world is what's unhealthy.
If the world is so disgusting to you that you'd rather invent imaginary friends, you have the wrong takeaway from your experiences.
I also think its fricked of you to try to groom somebody who's mentally weak into this for shits and giggles, because I doubt you believe any of this.
>mentally weak
hey!
Mentally vulnerable, you know what I mean dude. I see you backsliding, I dont want you falling into the hole again.
*breathes in*
Lovingsomeoneisn'tabouthowperfecttheyarebutratherlovingthemfortheirfaults.Ifyourpartnersfaultsdissapeared,youwouldmissthem.It'samatterofwhodoyoulove,notwhoisbettertolove.
*breathes in again*
>No thats pretty much how its supposed to be
Normal =/= Healthy.
>Cloistering yourself off from the world to play pretend in your own head when you should be going out and participating in the world is what's unhealthy.
Good thing I don't. I prefer to have a healthy balance between my mental experimentation and physical life.
>I doubt you believe any of this
Looks like someone can't tell the difference between his thoughts and reality.
>Who are you?
Someone who likes to (carefully) study and experiment with his mind.
>healthy balance
You don't have this if you're a grown ass man and forcing schizophrenic personalities into being.
while I admire your dubs, spidergay is right.
Take every word I am about to say next to heart:
I am the king of lying to myself, and to others. As such, I can spot when someone is lying to themselves. I intend to expose that festering cancer that you are denying and rip it out.
Unspoiler if you are done lying to yourself.
You are lonely, anon. No one knows loneliness better than I. Don't let it convince you it's okay. Don't let it convince you you only need yourself. If there is anything to learn from the comedic tragedy that is 'Loonanon' it's "Don't be afraid to be lonely."
I am a self reinforcing pattern created by my environment and hosted in a meaty computer that has been designed through a millenia of evolution. If all pattens are lies, then we are both living lies. By this definition, even truth and lie are united in falsehood, as they are both patterns being fired off in this meat computer. The only way out of this is by recognizing and accepting that these patterns themselves have a form of truth. So, in recognizing this, I have decided to create my own patterns. Art under your definition is a lie, but I do not care because though it may merely be paint on a canvas feigning "reality" to you, I recognize it as a form of reality itself.
>if that is all you think of yourself, you have bigger problems then tulpas.
That's clearly just a small part of my personality, anon. I'm not going to assume your personality is limited to the traits you described in
, so kindly do the same to me.
Most sane schizoposter
>#1
that's alot of words, my dude.
still,
I smell loneliness.
and a touch of schizophrenia, unfortunately.
let me ask you a couple questions, for my own studies, if you don't mind. I will not use this to tear you down, just to know for myself.
>how is your relationship with your father
>how is your relationship with your mother
>Are you adopted? Are your parents adopted?
>Does your family have a history of Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, or dementia?
Dead, meh, nope, and nope.
>friends
Acquaintances, but I realized that they weren't very good influences on me as most of them were gurogays, so I left to seek healthier people to surround myself with.
Thanks for the info.
Sorry to hear about your father.
please get help.
>please get help
I don't see why I should get help for something that I created and continue to maintain out of my own free will.
>but you're lying to yourself!
Anon, we are on a board devoted to mental creations, in a thread that is obsessed with the romantic relationships of a specific group of mental creations. Fiction may be a lie, but it also possesses a subjective truth that all people crave for. No one has ever managed to live a truly objective life, so why should I? I'd rather treat both the mental and physical world as my canvases and paint.
and if that is all you think of yourself, you have bigger problems then tulpas.
that is absolutely hilarious. Here I was about to call
a troony, but then your filename gave it away. lmaooo
Excellent work anon. You pulled that out of your subconsious expecting nothing, little did you know Loona has for sure played TF2 before.
Think about it.
The name Loonanon? Why yes I filtered it, how could you tell?
I have all namegays filtered because 99.9% of them are cancerous homosexuals.
/^(?!Anonymous$)/
filters them out in Cinemaphile X
there we are. Fixed it so he doesn't need to hear more bullshit.
I do censor a few namegays myself, guy tends to be the most obnoxious by far.
who is 'guy' and why is he so obnoxious?
Had the same idea. A new hire would be a better idea, and it would have to have some funny dialogue. Top down is the way to go, because all of these people creating hazbin hotel have that 'cultured' mindset and will eat up anything that seems indie. They all want to think that they are special and different, guarantee it.
Prey on that and put me in the credits. I'm a software developer, so I can say with confidence you could knock out the game this week, assuming you have experience.
>who is 'guy' and why is he so obnoxious?
He's a blowhard.
Gotcha
I kinda want to teach you how to make a tulpa...
Dont.
Do it
>As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.
As a fellow tulpamancer, I had this same problem for a while until she cut out a part of my brain so she could live there. Now I can summon her whenever I want to and when I go to sleep, I can continue hanging out with them and always feel refreshed in the morning.
I admit living with a tulpa does feel pretty weird at first, but life in general is pretty weird, so might as well get something cool out of it.
That's insanely insightful. You must have a degree in psychology smartanon.
You can do both. I'm a tulpamancer who also has actual IRL friends that I hang out with regularly.
I believe a perfect balance between reality and fiction makes for the most fulfilling lifestyle.
Never
Most sane tulpa schizo
Why thank you anon.
"First off, I'm bisexual Dad! I gave my wife my mark!"
I am the mack daddy of hellhound sex.
I found this AI low poly Loona image on Cinemaphile and I want to make it a real model and a fangame in it's N64-ish style, was thinking of going with a point and click 3D gameplay, or maybe a 3D beat'em up with 2D CGs for romance scenes. Haven't decided if the player should be a new hire OC, or play as Moxxie. Then I got to thinking maybe I should make a small demo of it without any adult content and show it to viv to try and get it official non-porn game, if she declines, which is likely I could still make it as a parody. Not sure yet though, what do you all think?
You're one weird dude
true
>show is filled with violence and core
>sees fanart with violence and gore
>tells artist to seek help
What the frick?
>fat posting
nice
>sex posting
nice
>violence posting
get help
Do you even watch Helluva Boss?
he must be European such pussy beliefs
Moxxie's head full of eyeballs?
brains and his eyeballs
i just dont know how to draw brains
What drives you to draw this stuff? I'm curious, cause its really weird.
nothing really i just felt like drawing it
theres probably a subconscious reason but i wouldnt know it
What he's thinking? (a dildo is in his ass)
>Not again
>"depressed boyfriend"
>i just found a reason to live
>dies
the true tragedy
pure copium is that shark demons have gills that you breath through, so he might've survived since he only got stabbed in the throat
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-lcvrMOlc
This song reminds me of Loona.
I bet she would go driving while listening to this song.
It blows my mind how good their relationship is
And they do everything together too
>try to summon Loona
>get Vortex instead
What do?
Vortex is a chill guy so I just hang out with him. Better than summoning Loona honestly.
ask him to hook me up with Loona.
It had a deteriorating effect on my focus.
Imagine your brain as a pie chart. Little bits of your brain are used for different things. Assume your consiousness takes up 30%, and heavy thinking tasks take up 30%, leaving 30% left for extreme thinking or other tasks while doing some heavy thinking.
Not everyone's brain is the same, for example I excel at speaking to people and reading their emotions. That's why summoning a tulpa was so easy for me. It just took a little bit of brain power.
As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.
It got bothersome, and living with a tulpa is weird, so I stopped it.
I think I might be autistic or some shit because it was really easy to create and maintain.
Life is what you make of it. You are who you want to be?
Me? I'm a musician who likes to drive fast and build computer software on the side.
Who are you?
Now this he is correct on. Good way to put it.
checked.
lmao same
>As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.
Mine is always around as well, but doesn't talk as much because he knows I'm rather introverted. Maybe instead of getting rid of her you should try and explain that you need time to focus on things and let you have a break when you need one?
>Imagine your brain as a pie chart. Little bits of your brain are used for different things. Assume your consiousness takes up 30%, and heavy thinking tasks take up 30%, leaving 30% left for extreme thinking or other tasks while doing some heavy thinking.
Yeah, I've heard of this metaphor before. The problem is that it assumes a lot about how the brain, specifically the subconscious mind, works. There's a lot more processing power in the brain than your metaphor claims.
I'd gladly frick Vortex over Loona.
If I had to pick it'd be Loona but Vortex wouldn't be so bad neither.
>blitzo tried to give her one, and she did not want it.
>she was grossed out when he ate it.
I think I vaguely remember that.
>I'm thinking maybe chicken nuggets.
Loona's face when you offer her chicken nuggies
“Ya wanna play Halo 3?”
>No, only reach
If Striker is half-shark then does that mean he has two dicks?
He has 1.5 dicks.
There's nothing to indicate that he's half-shark. We've seen plenty of other imps with pointy teeth.
He has the circle eyes like Chaz and red fins like Cleo
RIP Cleo, DP, and Marcella you will be missed.
Despite your trips im calling he’s part snake. It’s confirmed he is hybrid, just not what.
That'd fit a lot more with the "western" theme, yeah
Hehehe snake dick
Think it rattles when he shakes it?
Only one of them works thats why he compensates so hard with the cowboy routine
Loona's great and all but Millie's probably the better partner long term tbh
Can you guys please stop trying to sell the fricking tulpa meme? That shit's cringe.
>You guys
just one.
Someone really should steal the hitman workplace comedy idea since Viv has completely abandoned it by this point.
I know this is Cinemaphile and everything's supposed to be under 5 layers of irony, but legitimately you should get into therapy if you aren't currently in it.
Kek it’s a crude doodle lad simmer down
JTHM came out 30 years ago
I mean you do a lot of gory doodles it seems like
I’m NTA
i've been thinking that too, but i dont really feel like stopping
I get that. I don't think you necessarily need to stop but I do think you should talk with someone just in case it does have a deeper underlying issue you're not really aware of.
As someone who used to be a lot more active on Cinemaphile and would have conversations like this I think you both should log off. You both seem really sincere and kind and this place has a way of really ruining people.
I'm only here right now because I was irritated by this episode.
>I give her a cup of hot chocolate (nix the milk. She's lactose intolerant.)
You don't add milk because she's lactose intolerant yet you're giving a dog chocolate?
OH FRICK I FORGOT
I've killed her.
nix it. What should I give her instead?
biscuit
nono, remember?
blitzo tried to give her one, and she did not want it.
she was grossed out when he ate it.
I'm thinking maybe chicken nuggets.
wendys chicken nuggets, to be specific.
does she also like crispy ones?
This has been a wild thread to read through. Out of curiosity: Loona anon and Schizophrenia anon, do y'all have friends?:
Yes, I have friends.
I feel like shit for not being able to tell them about this. I know they would be supportive, and try and help me, but I can't bear the shame.
I know it sounds odd to say, and I can't really back it up in any way, but people like me for whatever reason. Apparently I'm a good listener and give solid advice.
This dumbass shark may be dead but he rented out some prime real estate in my head and ain't payin' shit.
Stop it
no.
Loona is eternal. Shark is temporary.
>Shark is temporary.
Well definitely in this case cause he's sleeping with the fishes.
but not sleeping with you
because he's a douche.
he'd frick, then leave.
Stop it.
Yeah don't get me wrong, he's a sleazy loser and he drives me up the fricking wall, but he also drives my gaydar off the fricking charts. I'd probably clamp his mouth shut during, and knowing him, he'd be into that.
I hate how accurate this comic is.
just saying
women have asses too.
Thanks. I think you'll find you aren't so different. Good luck to you as well.
>women have asses too.
And how.
homosexualry for me is like herpes, easy to hide until it flares up, then I have a helluva time covering it up.
I didn't feel this video so damn hard until I started this show and caught loonar madness.
Loona is the only member of IMP that hasn't fricked Chaz.
And now she never will.
Probably for the best, Chaz would just dump her like used goods anyway.
Chaz wouldn't have been able to handle to her. She would have buried his bone so quick he wouldn't know what to do.
>we all fricked the same person
considering Blitzo and the noises he made more like he was fricked
And she and millie are the only protags who are still straight.
>he doesnt know
>he also doesn't know
tfw i also dont know
I didn't think I could change either, but somehow I did. Good luck man.
For real though, I hope I didnt scare you off, man. I kinda didn't wanna come clean on that stuff but you're an honest and genuine dude, didn't feel right filtering myself to that degree.
moxxiedust a cute ship
>angel dust, need a shot
>too see me through the day
https://files.catbox.moe/2wap5x.PNG
nice, well done
c u t e
Any day I'm expecting a Doom cover remake except with Millie killing the Shark demons
heh
someone post the blitzo moxxie uno argument
the pilot is often discounted from canon due to the fact the characterization of the main characters differs a lot and a bunch of other shit
the STD shit is just one thing on the pile
Wait. Is the guy that draws Moxxie and Millie getting killed and mutilated in brutal ways the same guy that draws Moxxie comedically fat?
yeah it is
(picrel is an ancient image they drew)
Damn, Is that part of his brain next to his face?
I went in thinking theyd make Moxxie a cuck, instead they made him a gay
we've known about his sexuality since the first season, not exactly breaking news
to be fair though this is another case of "lore by twitter/livestream", so the average viewer would not have been aware of Moxxie's bisexuality until the latest episode
i don't think that's as big an issue since his sexuality has never been relevant until now
>to be fair though this is another case of "lore by twitter/livestream", so the average viewer would not have been aware of Moxxie's bisexuality until the latest episode
At this point it's fair to assume everyone in hell are Bi, unless stated otherwise.
>moxxie nolastname
so either
>its a gag rhyming with the earlier "notmafiatown"
>moxxie being so afraid of being associated with Crimson he continues to hide his surname
time will tell
I'll laugh if it turns out Loona is the only straight person in the show
Millie is straight tho
Millie wanted to onow what sex with verosika was like
But there are no such thing as bi or gay women so i guess you win.
I mean its sex with a pornstar it was probably more curiosity than actual sexual interest
What do I.M.P., C.H.E.R.U.B. and D.H.O.R.K.S. stand for anyway. Cant recall seeing anything but the acronyms.
Imp is immediate murder professionals
Idk the others
Opps, didnt mean to quote
Pilot
Immediate
Murder
Professionals
But that spells P.I.M.P.
>Professional Immediate Murder Professionals
>Moxxie had to spend 8 hours convincing Blitzo to drop the P
Good, they can have Angel Dust join
What's he gonna do, dicksuck the enemy to death?
That's what a succubus does so yes
On any other show his skillset would be useless but in this he could probably subdue 70% of the antagonists
Hw would give Blitzo a blowjob after every successful mission and maybe be the only one that can actually maintain a conversation with Loona
Now that I think about it, If they got some holy weapons then Angel Dust could hire IMP to kill his pimp.
cherub and dhorks have no meaning
I remember some people spitballing random made up names but nothing else comes to mind for cherubs
>Loona has STDS
>Collin has rabies
They're perfect for each other
>tfw no qt southern wife imp to ambush you with aggressive sex
JUST
Yeah
Sallie may is the only straight female
MOXXIE IS FRICKING CUTE AND I WANT TO lovingly hold HIS CUTE LITTLE hands WHILE I snuggle HIM FOR HOURS
>tfw it took me this episode to realize Blitz's obsession with Moxxie and Millie isn't because of he wants to frick them.
>it's because he sees them as his best friends and is too autistic to just ask them to hang out and get to know them better so he stalks them.
>He even slept with chaz so they have more in common.
Why can't we get this kind of story telling instead of the quagmire that is Stolas' infidelity?
because viv is a fujoshit
I am afraid that Viv will make it like Blitzo helped Moxxie and Millie meet and therefore will start pushing it they are obliged to agree to have some kind of threeway with him. I know it probably is too stupid to actually happen, but at this I think point everything is possible. Especially with Brandon.
>but at this point I think everything is possible
Huh that's similar to what I was thinking. My theory was that Blitzo is so obsessed with fricking them(and stalking too) so he could either finally get into a stable relationship, since MnM's relationship is uniquely strong and could probably set his b***h ass straight. Or at the very least he could learn how one works and use that knowledge to unfrick his relationship with Stolas. It sounds moronic but I think it's in line with Blitzo's reasoning and insecurity enough to be plausible.
You need to be closetmaxxing
how much more intense WOULD millie's rage be if she thought moxxie was killed anyhow
Atomic
She would make the Khmer Rouge look like saints.
take a look at what she did when Striker almost killed Moxxie
she'd lose any semblance of sanity and go insane
but as Striker emphasized, if her opponent is actually a skilled fighter she'll lose
If that ever happens.
Millie decimated and humiliated a mob of mafia goons in the most moronic capeshit way possible (instead of being showered by bullets at point blank) and get away with it.
This kind of writing is nothing better than some fanfiction powertrip.
Yeah its accurate to say this show is mcdonalds entertainment.
Which is a shame, cause it keeps giving me the cognitive runs.
I haven't heard the audio in the episode so I imagine Crimson sounding like Benson from the Regular Show
Do you feel the same way about the fight scene with the DHORKS? Considering that they're a government agency yet all of them have Kill Bill weapons instead?
Hey man the edo period was freaking awesome.
I must admit, the Kusarigama is always a treat to see in action no matter how impractical it must've been to use irl. Also, I forgot to write" of guns" after instead.
No, I havent watched HB since the angels episode, and I won't bother with this crap anymore tho.
Ill only give a chance to Hazbin Hotel until the writing takes a downturn aswell.
Fair enough.
"Hell hath no no fury like a woman scorned"
no*
itd likely be amplified if she couldn't get free to stop it
Any chance I can convince you to draw something wholesome to balance it out
Artist could always do something subversive and combine two subjects he draws for funsies
I honestly can't get the mental picture of Moxxie literally eating bullets like their crisps or something, it'd just be really pun worthy to combine the caliber for bullets with calories of food, just because they are both words that stat with "Cal"
like?
Moxxie and Millie's first date?
In all fairness, I can be taken in by charm, cuteness, etc. with men, but theres usually a missing emotional component that I only get with women.
I mean, I fell in love with Loona for a while like you did (obviously not as strongly). That doesnt usually happen with males and even on the off chance it does, its usually not as strong. So in a practical sense, I'm probably straight.
Based.
She's bait for people like me. It doesn't matter.
If she's there; I'll watch.
Ain't it the life?
She's lucky I also think M&M are cute.
I'll watch practically any episode as long as it's not a Stolitz episode.
M&M are a cute couple
It's still on my mind
what does Loona shower with?
What does she smell like?
How often does she shower
It bothers me.
>what does Loona shower with?
A couple gallons of dog shampoo
>What does she smell like?
Dog hair and tobacco
>How often does she shower
... I hope daily?
I can deal with the smell of cigarette smoke. My father smoked.
I dunno man, I really really want to say she showers daily but think of how long it takes for her to dry. It might not be worth it, which is kind of gross to think about.
Depends on how she sweats, tbh. If she only sweats through her paws, it might not be as gross.
That's true.
I imagine she might get covered in blood alot from her job, however.
She usually just works the phone, so she might not get bloody all that often.
I wonder if, since her nose is so sensitive, she doesn't use scented soap.
I'm gonna steer us back on topic a little bit.
Since Loona is practically a background character for this season, I wonder if that was a conscious decision or if its because her VA is simply too busy to show up.
I guess we could hold out for the cut episode or for a Loona episode next season, but given how they treat the other characters, I'm not sure I want her to get more focus. That and apparently the cut episode would've had Blitzo saving her from a date rape, so if that had been left in place, her treatment of him later on would've come off as even more harsh and unfair.
Other anons have said her role is small because her VA is busy so whether or not she plays a role in an episode depends on whether or not they can schedule her VA to record.
Like I said before, at that point get Viv to hire me and I'll make her into Dr. Girlfriend.
Would be an unironic improvement.
>I told you to lay off those cigarettes, Looni!
in HB/HH
there are like only two canon non-straight female characters and one trans chick and 12 canon non-straight men. All other women like men and Barbie Wire will probably be dating that ugly human from leaks. Interesting observation
Millie is a glass canon.
I agree her fighting skills are inconsistent but one good hit and she is over. Remember when Striker took her down? She isn't used to being hit
Shitty and boring character though
>7+ months since S2 began
>still no real explanation as to why S1E8 never aired other than some damage control about "uhh there was no plot elements it was just visual bravado"
what the frick is going on over there
I will be missing Striker when he dies in the stupidest way possible
I'm going to head out for a bit.
So I'll leave you with this:
If we are to say that the pilot isn't canon but is rather a subjective intro to the plot, without direct ties to the story, than obviously there would have been things in the pilot that are not in the newer plot of the story. I.E. Blitzo doesn't like horses anymore, or some small tweaks like that. But there isn't. Everything in the pilot is not detrimental to the plot and as such can be left. Why would I make a pilot for a show that I didn't have a storyline for? That's bullshit. Character development gets written, and then added to as the series goes on. You cannot rewrite a character totally and completely, only add. Once an action is taken, it cannot be untaken, unless they come out and say 'nothing in the pilot is cannon'
I.E.
>Get syphilis, b***h.
Fuk u
Imagine isekai'ing into Loona
Imagine being tf'd into Loona
does anyone find designs... too repetitive. everyone have red, white, black in their designs, have sharp teeth, men are sticks (except Angel, at least he has an ass), women are flat with huge curvy asses and hourglass figures, women have long eyelashes, everyone is wearing bow-ties, all gay men talk about dicks...
Viv needs to lay off the red in her designs.
Not at all. The fashion design is probably one of this show's best qualities. It's only "repetitive" because each circle of hell has their own color scheme and theme. Greed being green, Wrath red etc. The show can get really colorful but it's just because most of the people IMP work with are imps themselves, who are also red.
dunno man, there are so much repetitive tropes and design choices, it feels boring.
Goetias and Alastor have great design though
Canon Moxxie ass
Updated
10/10 would buy her a leopard gecko.
Get name filtered, loser
I made all your posts red.
Howd this headcrab get in here
>Millie is a crab
>Moxxie is a possum
>Blitzo is cat
>Striker is a snake
Imps belong in the zoo
Birb...
That bird could be visualizing wiener at any given moment
Also birb
I love birb
Stella a cute
I stopped caring for this series long ago
I still care to watch it but I don't follow it too closely due to there being like a 3-4 month gap between each episode
I started as an ironic fan that wants to watch the trainwreck but now I kinda care(I still wanna see the trainwreck though)
what is she playing?
like loona's eyes.
cool.
>what is she playing?
That starting bit to smoke on the water (she's a beginner)
Vivziepop is the Akira Toriyama of web animation.
They're both writing by the seat of their pants and making things up as they go.
Thats surprisingly apt.
would they be friends
They'd be butt buddies
Woah anon, I don't think their relationship would be that serious
Boywife.
i want him to be mine so badly...
there's a specific moxxie/reader fic premise i wanna write but i both don't know how to write fanfics and don't know the specifics
I've been writing smut for nearly two decades now but "character x reader" or any other second/first-person stuff triggers my autism too hard, so I'm not much help there either
even if it was a generic "Anon" placeholder?
yes
What would happen if you fed her a carolina reaper?
>Because birds are biologically unable to register the effects of capsaicin—the chemical that makes peppers feel “hot” in your mouth—they don't feel the burn like we do.
She'd say its a sweet little fruit and call you a pussy for feeling pain from eating it.
yeah like the other anon said, birds essentially cannot taste spicy things at all
Hes half bird half demon
He could have an owl body but a demon wiener
>give me a moment Blitzy
>black and red spectral dicc and balls emerge from his crotch
i still think its cringe stolas has a cloaca
i wanted bird dick
Get bird wienerblocked
I mean if you cope hard enough, he can have a wiener IN the cloaca
Wait so how... does that work? Do he and Stella just rub cloacas together then or?
Look up cloacal_kiss on e621 to understand how it works.
Just cause I'm desensitized doesnt mean I wanna seek that stuff out.
>she doesn't even know what the tone knobs do.
Kek.
Do you think Millie minces up Moxxie's steak for him, just like his dead mom used to do?
Moxxie is the one that cooks.
breaking bad but its moxxie as walter and millie as skyler when
janny pls
🙁
What was it
https://i.imgur.com/bq6D5bu.jpeg
you're on an image board babe
yes, and posting that image normally got janny to have a meltie and warned me for it
Only because an episode came out recently. Give it a bit and they'll wip out the "show in hiatus threads in hiatus reeee" copypasta again
Nice
This has been the longest hiatus though right? They're pumping out episodes more regularly again, so that shouldnt apply.
Oop
helluva fans are really the most oppressed species...
Shut up and finish your tendies, they're getting cold
Aaaand it's gone
RIP
hes a little stupid
Lel nice
please post more fat moxxie
He should draw fat moxxie on a treadmill
he should draw fat moxxie pointed out fat sinner!anon to loona and saying at least he's not that fat
He should draw Moxxie so fat he takes up the IMP parking space and Blitz accidentally bumps into him with the van
he should draw normal moxxie paying blitz to kill all of you fat fetish degenerates
I'm not into it, I think fat people are hilarious. Thats why I asked him to draw this.
that's kind of hot
magnificent
Speaking of palaces, I bet Stolas's would be the size of an entire city.
I find it hilarious that for Stolas they just slapped a crown on an owl and called it a day lmao
Wonder how he would look if they ever brought him back, since Doi has taken over fully.
No I mean thats literally just what he looks like
itd probably be like Futaba's where its not out of corrupted and distorted desires but more out of despair and a strong distorted desire to die
100% my thinking, especially after Owl in a cage where he's on the edge of ODing from "happy pills"
Yeah I get that, it's just that demons from one game have gotten radically different designs before. Like Squidw- I mean Lucifer from SMT IV to IV:A
would stolas be in his human disguise
If it's a Persona game yes. If it's SMT I would bet on his demon form.
would he reveal his demon form to the PTs, or to Joker if his bond gets deep enough
>tfw no moxxie/blitzo steamed hams green text
whod be who
blitzo for skinner
moxxie for chalmers
I was writing for a bit but got stuck on aurora borealis
>Moxxie: Well, Sir, I made it, despite your directions.
>Blitz: Ah, Moxxie, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable fuc- lunch!
>Moxxie: Yeah.
>[Blitz runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and swears in frustration]
>Blitz: God fricking dammit! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] You're a fricking genius, Blitz.
>[He begins to climb through the window, but Moxxie enters the kitchen.]
>Moxxie: Sir?
>Blitz: Oh Moxxie! I was just...uh---just jerking off in front of the window. Vigorous exercise! Care to join me? [Lewd grin]
>Moxxie: [Audible Visible Disgust] Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Sir?
>Blitz: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
>[Once Moxxie leaves the kitchen, Blitz breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Wackford Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the living room with the fast food on a tray.]
>Blitz: Well Mox, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
>Moxxie: I thought we were having steamed clams.
>Blitz: Well you mishead, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
>Moxxie: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
>Blitz: It's a regional dialect!
Moxxie: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Blitz: Uh... Greed Ring.
Moxxie: Really? Well I'm from the Greed Ring and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
>Blitz: Oh, not in your part, no. It's more of a Lower Greed Ring expression.
>Moxxie: I see.
>[Moxxie takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Blitz sips his drink.]
>Moxxie: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Wackford Burger.
Blitz: Hohoho, no! Patented Blitz Burgers. Old family recipe!
>Moxxie: For steamed hams?
>Blitz: Yes.
>Moxxie: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
>Bitz: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
>Moxxie: Of course.
>[Blitz enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
>Blitz: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. Now get the frick out.
>Moxxie: Yes, I should be--sweet crumbs, what is happening in there?!
>Blitz: The yearly purge of Pride ring??
>Moxxie: Th- The yearly purge of Pride Ring?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
>Blitz: Yes.
>Moxxie: ...May I see it?
>Blitz: ...No.
>[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Loona: Blitz! The apartment is on fire!
Blitz: No, sweetie, it's just the Purge of Sinners.
>Moxxie: Well, Sir, you are an odd boss, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
>[As Moxxie begins heading home, Loona screams for help, causing Moxxie to look back towards the house. Blitz gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Moxxie is out of sight, Blitz rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
>not "You steam a helluva good ham"
Lame
see:
feel free to fix it up on your own anon, you can just copy and paste it into a text file.
I just wanted to have this
a rush job
needs improvement
He should draw Stolas at a goetia ball thinking about balls
He should draw fat blitz and stolas feeding him rich people food
Goodbye
See you guys next thread.
see you all.