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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is what "humans" are making, can we not just let the robots have a go at making movies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it looks like an algorithm committee Netflix movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I made the movie of never-ending dreams then generally people wouldn't like, only a small crowd of info learning

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they already use templates and algorithms for this kind of tvslop so it wouldn't make a difference

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's something painfully awkward and fake about Hollyweird, because the israelites and their libtards have constructed a world of lies, which is to be reflected in their movies. Even Mel Gibson's latest flick (about a ransom of sorts) is awkward and it's tragic that the potentially best big production director, who ought to be making an historical sequel to Apocalypto, is caught up in this malaise. I just learned who Henry Cavill is last week, that's how irrelevant Hollyweird is to me.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks freaking awesomeballs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the plebbitor

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    KOSOVO JE SERBIA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome and true!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino is back

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Cavill personally requested for this troony so he could have better time being attractive to his "female" lead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is dua rwally a troony

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at "her" shoulders and decide for yourself

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          brainrot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          every time i see dua lipas face i can't stop thinking about her sucking my penis and its beautiful.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. anon has never seen a tall woman
          Scratch that
          >t. anon has never seen more than one woman
          ITT: homosexuals discover that some women have shit bodies with shit skeletal structures
          This breaks them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's definitely TILF

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is dua rwally a troony
        Everybody is.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at "her" shoulders and decide for yourself

        No, Dua is not, legs too long.

        There is also footage of her and jlaw getting fricked in some mafia house. There are lots of troonys in hollywood, but not Lipa

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >footage of her and jlaw getting fricked in some mafia house
          gonna need some sauce famalam

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        upon further transvestigation, yes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If she was a troony, it would be the most beautiful one i've ever seen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've jerked off to way hotter trannies than her.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >delusional homosexual
          Post 1 that is even remotely as attractive as she is

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never realized but Dua lipa is hot
    for a Slav

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes actually kinda ugly for a slav woman

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up you autistic mind prostitute

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe cumbrain, she is mediocre at best with a tons of make up and good angles

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        technically albanians are not slavs.
        either way, they are the worst and ugliest eastern europeans along with romanians (also not slavs)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never realized but Dua lipa is hot
          for a Slav

          i was going to say, albanians are not slav

          having said that, there's definetly a type. balkans are rife with this type of beauty.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she
        >slav
        he is albanian troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      slav women are the hottest of all
      she's albanian tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would jizz in, near, and on her, but I find that fact that she ate her pet piggy and posted pictures makes me think she's a soulless succubus who deserves any bad shit that comes her way. Her songs suck, too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just as long as I don't hear the youngling pig squeals when they see humans from the afterlife at face value consuming them. I've heard them recently, pls don't eat pigs..

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I never realized but Dua lipa is hot
      >for a Slav
      i thought all of those category of women were puertorican strippers
      or dominican

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with Henry's hair.

      Dua is a pure English rose.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's up with Henry's hair.
        Hairplugs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She really isn't. Look up pictures of her when she isn't all done up and in costume.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Albanians are not slavs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      slavs have best women you tard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      only incels and browns like slav women

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pray tell oh connoisseur of women, which are the best ethnic groups for females then?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA
          White Latina
          Slavic/Eastern European
          Mediterranean
          Oriental
          SEA
          Scandinavian

          Scotch-Irish, Celts, Germans, and Anglo-Saxons are the ugliest white women on average.
          Indians are the ugliest on the planet.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about blacks or Arab women?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and everyone else

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's albanian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mutt moment

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone in Europe is either a slav or north
      Death to USA

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how a cat fits into this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      agent Argyles going to be the cat moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually Tom Cruise. Why you think Cavill has the early 90s Cruise haircut?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEXOOOOOO
    i bet she is only in this for the opening scene and then it's some brown woman with Black person hair for the rest of the movie taking on the role of the female spy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah like 5-10 min screen time. But she is amazeballs. Cavill's hair cut and military background nonsense looks rubbish.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      near the end of the trailer there was a tough black lesbian driving a boat
      cool wine aunts love black lesbian characters

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish they toned down the reddit

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WAN PUT PENIS IN LUPA :'D

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    god frick dua lipa is so fricking hot

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the plot of that fricking Tom Cruise movie with Cameron Diaz?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He really, really, really likes women, bros

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jason Fuchs
    I hate that the twist is probably that the real agent that Henry Cavill portrays in the made up stories is the israeli looking nerd.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like garbage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahaahaha funny gato 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I respectfully disagree

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cat starts raping faster than eminem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      defiantly getting those cgi pet friends movie vibes that they made back in the mid 2010s

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts the only good thing in the trailer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. doggay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are his paws so long?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bad guy gets kicked in the nuts
      >cat uses its paws to cover its eyes
      >"THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >record scratches
      >freeze frame
      >Yup. That's meow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like its from that fricking webm with the cats singing 'blinded by the lights'

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely Cavill soley took this role to frick dua lipa?

    Is there any other reason he'd be in this slop?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pay check? The dude got binned as Supes after he quit The Witcher for it. He needs work.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill unironically prefers the Whedon cut of Justice League. He has no taste and is a certified pleb

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, we know he loves 40K, but enough about his gaming interests. Can he act? No.
        /thread

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is pretty stupid ngl. I'd say its pretty young adult tier and under.

    >SHE MUST COMPLETE LE HECKIN CHAPTER!!!!!111

    But maybe a flick or a litty romp to watch with your significant other.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake if she real

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Matthew Vaughn ever made a good film? Has he ever made a film in his life that didnt have a scene where le epic main character does a spinning twirl with guns in slow motion?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a bad Vaughn film.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kingsman was fine.

        Kingsman homosexual

        Are you by any chance 14 years old?

        Only good film Vaughn has ever made was Layer cake. Arguably you could say stardust was good in it's own way but everything else since has been america aimed slop with le epic slow motion scenes to popular 80s hit, including kick ass. His films are cartoon tier.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon are you sure you don't just need to lighten up? Let yourself enjoy things a little?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bro just enjoy eating shit! its fun!

            Sorry anon not all of us are 80 iq brainlets who clap their feet and giggle at flashing colours.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say you had to clap your feet and giggle at flashing colours, nor did I say you had to enjoy eating shit. I said are you sure you don't just need to lighten up and enjoy things a little. Watching a movie isn't the same as eating shit. I won't be watching this either but I could just see you saying that at dinner with friends and you'd look like such a pretentious homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you should enjoy things that are shit because i enjoy them
                No!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Watching a movie isn't the same as eating shit
                Having terrible taste and no critical faculties isn't the same as being fun and carefree.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Layer cake is seriously overrated. The whole film is just pure memes, gangster movie cliches and narrative tropes. One of the worst of those 00s geezer movies which just tried to ape hollywood.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. I still think the film is above average but it is somewhat derivative of the rest of the genre at the time. Vaughn is a close friend of guy richie so i guess he aped his style. I think the ending of layer cake is really good though, very unexpected .

            But what does that say about vaughn? If layer cake, a serviceable but forgettable gangster flick is his strongest movie. The rest of his films are utter shit .

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kingsman was fine.

        Kingsman homosexual

        >I love the taste of shit!
        Yes, we know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kingsman was fine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kingsman homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stardust.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there another movie kind of like this with a female author who writes a story and hijinks ensue?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stranger Than Fiction although that had soul in it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the lost city.

        I Spit on Your Grave

        Wow rude I'm not even dead yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I Spit on Your Grave

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was the lost city

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lipa can shit in my mouth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Megan the Stallon then?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, just when I thought Vaughn couldn't get more obnoxious he goes and tops himself.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry get away from that Albanian prostitute!

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew Vaughn is just Guy Ritchie but even worse.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? Its pre-wall Dua.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat Dua

      Awful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looked way better with a bit of baby fat.
        but you enjoy the troony aesthetic she has now.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That dress is ugly, also she has vacant cow eyes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            bit harsh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are those cheeks? I thought she had godlike bone structure

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've been warped by the Buccal meme. At least Dua has answered that call yet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nahhhh she looks much better now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's your sex symbol bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was she ever pre-wall?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The babyfat face, pre-tatoos Dua.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          she has a dumb peasant face that no amount of makeup can hide

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was ok before she bogged herself. Her bottom lip is ridiculous now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looked way better with a bit of baby fat.
      but you enjoy the troony aesthetic she has now.

      sorry anon but you think this because she looks like your average 14 year old here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dua has 10/10 legs. That's about all she has going for her now though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you even have bad legs if you are a normal weight

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're normal weight legs can still be too skinny and stickly. Dua has nice, tall, strong legs that have a bit of shape to them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, she has pretty bad legs
            They don't flow at all. They look lumpy and her calf inserts are weird.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh what the hell did she get buccal'd and it actually worked for her?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    albanian scum

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    love this albanian prostitute, check out the /hr/ thread of her

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just checked with her and she said you're lying about your wiener and its actually small and she said she made you do gay butt stuff and you did it because you're gay.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cena, dua lipa, and Cavill aren't actually in the movie
    What a fricking cop out holy shit. DROPPED.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine she was on her period and jammed her pad into his face.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. And?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ummm can you make up something cute/funny and tell us? Or were you thinking the blood thirst lights up Carvill's eye's and he spins her around with blood pie in his face.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want dua lipa to pound me into the mattress amazon style, and then do it again immediately after i cum and then rant about men bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amazon style
      shes only 5'8 anon...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        amazon isn't a height, it's an attitude

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone read hunt for Tom Clancy and made it hollywood slob movie.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao Dua just came in and already has lead roles, meanwhile Taylor Swift has a cameo in Cats and picrel. how mad is she right now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hilarious that she thought "they" would give her anything another than a humilation ritual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The MED QVEEN just keeps winning while the ugly g*rm cries in the corner

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        taylor is a real woman and not some muslim manlet snorting coke off of his arab boyfriends micropenis

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope gypsy

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam Rockwell

    I'm in

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dua Lipa is a man! Fact!

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is full of stench of fricking shills

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      goodmorning sir!

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want our lead to have a cut that will make Anton Chigurh look good by comparison

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I want our lead to have a cut that will make Anton Chigurh look good by comparison

        STANDING HEEEEEREEEEE
        I REALIZEEEEEEE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've been doing a lot of thinking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      James was always cool.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ICE ICE BABY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHHH MR GARIBALDI

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegeta ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fricking terrible haircut

      For me? Its pre-wall Dua.

      She doesn't fit the type of girl I'm attracted to, but goddamn Dua definitely gives off hot as frick vibes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they cgi-away his beard again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Norwood chads we eating good

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Dua is nice irl?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To other equally rich and famous people. She's famously a massive c**t to everyone lower than her.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Argyle a shit
    For me? it's Selburose

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chubby Bryce
    Yesss

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX
    SEX
    SEEEEEEEEEX WITH MUMMY BRYCE AND HER GINGER PUSSY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
    CUM
    CUM
    CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much but dont forget dua lipa sexo tho

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can dua my lipa any day if you catch my drift.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would bite her lipa in both places (Dua)

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cat
    I will not watch your movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *now

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they are following the algorithm of knives out casting
    atleast its not a remake (or widely known remake)

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another bedwench smdh she got a type

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's it, you got her secret facial art.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they do some CGI removal to hide her nipple here? Looks weird.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      blindbro? her nipple is right there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally see her nipple

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a 21st century take on Romancing the Stone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately what I thought. its a remake in disguise.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    JASON FUCHS

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any female author that writes good action or spy novels irl?

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks terrible. i need to have sex with dua lipa

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like boomerkino... yeah I am gonna go with my parents frick you Cinemaphile and I am gonna enjoy them kinda enjoy it. A vicarious experience you could say

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked man from uncle but this looks more like kingsman 2 and 3 which were absolute dog shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kingsman 2 and 3
        Yeah I hope it turns out like the uncle movie which was alright. Kingsman took such a nosedive after the first one. How do you even fugg up that badly? Do these people not read the script before filming?

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh cool an original spy mov- oh it's actually about the writing process
    FRICK OFF

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this will be another tax evasion movie for everyone involved like Bullet Train. A completely stale and dull affair that tries to make itself look cool with bright colours and over-the-top shit effects.
    I was also under impression that Bryan Cranston retired shows and movies.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    First some Amazon project that was announced and now this. Motherfrickers super want to rip off this book.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Kingsman with the added meta plot about the writer predicting the future. It even seems to have the same silly cartoon CGI physics.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz star in the action-comedy KNIGHT AND DAY.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only reason i will watch this trash is because BDH is in this

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    movie tailor made for Reddit

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF
    God damn, I thought this was a Cinemaphile meme about Jordan Peele

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dua? more like Dude.
    Actually fricking troony.
    troony that steals other peoples music.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will she get her floppy pancake breasts out?

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    S E X O

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instagram

      Dua? more like Dude.
      Actually fricking troony.
      troony that steals other peoples music.

      upon further transvestigation, yes

      >reality

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING BACK THE BABYFAT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to any gypsy camp on the side of a highway in Europe and you'll find a dozen chicks that look like that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      linebacker shoulders on that trans man

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eww gross

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      S E X O

      sexo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      would breed so hard
      homies here be zesty af for real no cap

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her body is only good when super skinny
        She has weird fat deposits and no breasts
        Cute face though

        Ava Max is the hotter Albanian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      S E X O

      She's got a decent body. Her face is mid-tier Albanian under a mountain of makeup though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        an average uni uk bird has a better body than her

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She actually looks better with no or minimal makeup.
        Explain

        Her body is only good when super skinny
        She has weird fat deposits and no breasts
        Cute face though

        Ava Max is the hotter Albanian

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          those lips

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's always had big lips

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's a man, swift is a real woman

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you ever stop thinking about trannies?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you ever stop being jealous of real women?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's your real woman bro
                Or is Milla Jovovich a secret troony?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                taylor moggs your overhyped troony both in looks and in music

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait. Are you actually a simp? That's pathetic.
                Go jerk off to your troony porn

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both are hot but different, why even bring Taylor in a Dua thread.

                Also you keep bringing out trannies out of nowhere.
                Take your meds anon, or even better, leave the computer for a while.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why even bring Taylor in a Dua thread

                lmao Dua just came in and already has lead roles, meanwhile Taylor Swift has a cameo in Cats and picrel. how mad is she right now?

                because troony lover dua fans are jealous of swifts natural beauty

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some anon makes a valid point (Dua seems to be having a more succesful movie career than Tay) and you go full autist spamming Tay in a nonrelated thread and going full shchizo about trannies?
                You sure showed him!

                Seriously anon, for your mental health, go take a walk.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >natural

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you guys see surgery? She looks like she just put on makeup and lost fat to me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's wrong?

                >she

                do you ever stop being jealous of real women?

                that's a man, swift is a real woman

                cope gypsy

                Samegay schizoid Swiftboat spammer

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                found the mentally ill

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's wrong?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're just proving the point dude she looks mid

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show me an attractive woman without makeup

            You're probably one of those weird Milla lovers

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is that b***h in a fricking movie? she's a "singer" not an actress

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason Rihanna, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles were in movies. They all think they're hot shit and have the clout to get cast.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >John Cena
    closed the trailer right there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ending credits
      >close movie

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a joke right ? for a sec i though memes influence reality at this point

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lips made for rimjobs

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all that cooming over albanian bawd when qt brap dallas howard is right there

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kick Ass
    >X Men First Class
    >Kingsman 1, 2, 3
    Imagine having this as your filmography.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twisted mind, indeed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with the Xmen one again?

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavilla is charisma vacuum. Most of his led projects are failures.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl actually kino enough to pay the €5

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite actress.

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they already make this film called The Lost City with Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt?

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spamming Tay in a nonrelated thread
    it became related the moment you seethed at her in a nonrelated thread. but nice pilpul troon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's getting bent over and deepstroked by a 6'5" redneck as we speak
      Keep defending her on honor on /tv you psychotic c**t

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bent over and deepstroked by a 6'5" redneck
        god bless him. mohammad is a pig fricker btw

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mohammad
          Peak schizo

          >She's getting bent over and deepstroked by a 6'5" redneck as we speak
          That's hot.

          He's a big guy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's getting bent over and deepstroked by a 6'5" redneck as we speak
        That's hot.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >angl*ids/g*rms want me to believe 40 year old roastie Taylor Swift is superior to this mediterranean goddess

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goddess
      Ava Max is hotter FFS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so hot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Certified gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are the one who wants to have sex with a piece of lumber

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >germanic girls be like

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          long torso + tall is so bad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah she is a plank as well. how does this not make dua lipa a plank?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao even

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My sides

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i still don't understand how showing me a picture of taylor swift makes dua lipa less of a plank? do you think just because I say dua lipa is manish looking women I simp for swift?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's james charles

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wouldn't breed her in the first date, you are 110% homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer women with curves that look sexually appealing, not lumbering behemoths built like 12 year old boys.

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaughn peaked with X-Men First Class and lost his mind after the first Kingsman. This looks like absolute trash and BDH is a fat pig.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, never knew there were soo many bitter, miserable, ugly, fat and old prostitutes on Cinemaphile seething over a beautiful woman that men find more attractive than they wever will be.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does her wiener taste anon?
      Does it taste like victory?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How does her wiener taste anon?
        >Does it taste like victory?

        Don't you have cats to feed, box wine to drink and a dragon dildo to grind your blown out std riddled roast beef frickhole? I can only imagine that you're as ugly on the outside as your jealousy is on the inside while you will never be more than a used up fricktoy to every man you encounter.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Triggered like an autistic simp

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Triggered like an autistic simp

            Says the ugly, fat old hag who can't stand men lusting after anyone more attractive than they are while picrel is you.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're still a simp
              You worship people that don't even know your name
              You do their bidding and carry out their will

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're still a simp
                >You worship people that don't even know your name
                >You do their bidding and carry out their will

                I admire her beauty, something that no man has ever said of you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't see me or any other man calling Henry ugly or unattractive. Given how much seething you're displaying I now imagine you must be more like picrel....

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you're a simp.
                You have fantasies about how you will meet her one day.
                You'll finally get fit.
                You'll finally get that better job.
                You'll get VIP tickets and front row seat.
                She'll see you and she'll lock her brown Albanian eyes on yours.
                Every word of 'Love Again' will be sung directly at you, for you, and only you.
                When the concert ends you'll see her whispering to a goon in a suit with an earpiece.
                He'll beckon you over.
                As you approach a beaming smile stretches across her face.
                And then you'll wake up, you disgusting simp.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                "WAHHHHH DADDY DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH ATTENTION, DIDN'T GET ME A PONY, DIDN'T GET ME A CAR, DIDN'T GIVE ME A COLLEGE FUND TO DO A FOUR YEAR COURSE ON GENDER STUDIES, DADDY DIDN'T LEAVE ME A TRUST FUND TO FALL BACK ON AFTER I HIT 30 AND CHAD HAS KICKED ME TO THE CURB FOR SOMEONE YOUNGER, THINNER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH GOALS, ASPIRATIONS AND A STRONG WORK ETHIC WHILE I SIT HERE IN MY ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT WITH MY CATS, DRINK BOX WINE, EAT CAKE FROSTING AND GRIND MY CAVERNOUS BLOWN OUT STD RIDDLED ROAST BEEF FRICKHOLE WITH A dragon dildo THAT I HAD TO BUY AND GIVE TO MYSELF AS A 35TH BIRTHDAY PRESENT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY BECAUSE THEY GOT SICK OF MY SHIT AND NOW IGNORE ME AND MY LAMENTATIONS THAT I'VE BEEN OPPRESSED MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET EVERYTHING HANDED TO ME AND NOTHING WAS EVER MY OWN FAULT WHILE I BLAME MY FATHER, THE PATRIARCHY AND WHITE STRAIGHT MEN IN GENERAL FOR HOW MY LIFE HAS TURNED OUT AND WHY I COME TO A MESSAGE BOARD TO SPEW GRADE SCHOOL NPC BUZZWORD INSULTS AT STRANGERS TO VENT MY ANGER AND SELF-LOATHING BECAUSE I NEVER DEVELOPED MENTALLY OR EMOTIONALLY BEYOND GRADE SCHOOL WAHHHHH!!!"

                You're a miserable bitter, ugly, fat old loser and why you have nothing better to do than come here to seethe at men finding women more attractive than you are. I doubt the Hunchback of Notre Dame would even throw you a pity frick.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mindbroke the ugly old prostitute. Can only respond with pics. No doubt on her third box wine. Will choke to death on cake frosting. Police will find her corpse after a month once neighbours complain about the smell, a different smell compared to how she smelled usually, and probably much better in comparison, with it having been partially eaten by her herd of cats providing sustenance and nutrition thereby being useful for the first and last time of her sad and lonely existence while they have to use the jaws of life to pry the dradon dildo from her wienersleeve.

                Such is the fate of all roasties who visit Cinemaphile and never leave.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem mad anon.
                Would you like to talk about it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I broke him.

                I want to hug her.

                Squats not even once.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's mainly genes. even if she did tonnes of squats, donkey kicks, hip thrusters for 2 hard years, she'd still have a manly hank-hill ass. It would be a bit bigger but it wouldn't be pear shaped and womanly.
                women can make their thighs bigger but most of them can't make their ass much bigger.
                only a minority have hyper-responder genes , ie.e. genes where their ass really responds to weight training.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                IFBB/NPC Bikini proves this theory wrong.
                They all have gigantic asses.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                actually this is a good example of what I'm talking about. You can work out as much as you want and for most women it won't really get you the womanly , coca-cola bottle shape that every man really wants.

                Kind of, but not really. The reason why some women can't change their ass shape is that they're not doing the right exercises with the right volume. For example, the abductor machine is very underrated for building a nice ass and very few do those exercises.

                If there were just an exercise or routine that did it everyone would do it and it would already be known about because it has been basically the main thing that women in the gym have been trying to do for 15 years.

                either you're a woman with genes for high hip:waist ratio and coca-cola bottle body that's visible even when you're comparatively untrained, or you're a woman with hyper-responder genes where your ass and hips really responds to weight training to an unusual degree, or like most women you don't have much coca cola bottle body genes and you can maybe make your ass and hips 10-15% better with weigh training and diet . So if you have a 5/10 ass you can make it a 5.5 or 6 out of 10 with 2 years of discipline in the gym.
                That's the reality for most women.

                Telling women that they can get a sexy, big ass and curvy hips just by hitting the gym the way in the same way that most average men can get a 7/10 physique just by hitting the gym is dishonest.

                Women have about the same degree of control over their legs that men do over their upperbodies, but most women can't do that much about their ass just with training.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                tight waist, wider hips, big ass
                >not coca-cola shape
                All they have to do is not be stage lean and not train shoulders so much

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                and have some fricking hips for gods sake. don't wanna have the britney body

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did someone say hips?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately she doesn't seem to have have them irl.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kind of, but not really. The reason why some women can't change their ass shape is that they're not doing the right exercises with the right volume. For example, the abductor machine is very underrated for building a nice ass and very few do those exercises.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brittany Perille had the best gluten exercises on her IG. I had my ex follow her and copy her routines and her ass completely changed shape and became a lot thicker and rounder within a few months. Lots of focus on abduction and adduction.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thousands of women have done this, but it's impossible for celebrities for some reason.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not impossible, just not the goal physique for most. This is more of an appearance oriented physique than a performance based one.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you never seen a female athlete?
                Go look at long jumpers, sprinters, pole vaulters, etc.
                The glutes are a prime mover and extremely powerful muscle. Anyone that explains for explosive effort is going to develop their glutes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They’re just lazy narcissists without the will or motivation to stay consistent and put in enough effort to get results.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I wish we got more fit and muscled women in roles too.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                she just has hyper responder genes,

                Seriously I've looked into this. For the few girls who has a huge before and after ass/hips transformation like this, none of them have a routine where tonnes of women send in similar gains like exist for any big male body builder routine.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fantasy that detailed
                Projection?
                Also GIWTWM except for the end of course

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dua Lipa is a money laundering scheme by the Albanian mafia

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Henry does this slop instead of playing James Bond
    Man, movies are doomed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      does this slop instead of playing James Bond
      >Man, movies are doomed.

      You really think they'd hire a white straight Gigachad like Cavill to play Bond these days? I guarantee the next Bond will be a black troony.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how kino the movies are in the timeline where Hitler won

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >From the twisted mind of
    FRICKING DROPPED.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks kino

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hug her.

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuke albania

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is that MC Hammer haircut

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be watching for her. She is one of the only true 10/10s in the pop music industry. I still watch get videos from time to time because of how hot she is in them. Major homosexuals on tv it seems.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She needs some milk, anavar, and squats.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has enough meat on her

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's soft. Flabby even.
          All she does is drop weight. She needs muscle tone.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF MATTHEW VAUGHN

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this random Albanian hotter than any actress working today

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Albanians hit the wall the hardest. She was cute until 18-19 when she had some teenage fat and decent makeup.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looked plain as frick with the fat. She's much better now.

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brap Dallas Kino? count me in!

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks annoying

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the top of his head

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're not the different you and I
    dropped

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread still up
    I said it yesterday ill say it again:
    god frick dua lipa is so fricking hot

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >generic bond ripoff with hollywood writer propaganda
    no thanks

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