There's something painfully awkward and fake about Hollyweird, because the israelites and their libtards have constructed a world of lies, which is to be reflected in their movies. Even Mel Gibson's latest flick (about a ransom of sorts) is awkward and it's tragic that the potentially best big production director, who ought to be making an historical sequel to Apocalypto, is caught up in this malaise. I just learned who Henry Cavill is last week, that's how irrelevant Hollyweird is to me.
>t. anon has never seen a tall woman
Scratch that >t. anon has never seen more than one woman
ITT: homosexuals discover that some women have shit bodies with shit skeletal structures
This breaks them
I would jizz in, near, and on her, but I find that fact that she ate her pet piggy and posted pictures makes me think she's a soulless succubus who deserves any bad shit that comes her way. Her songs suck, too.
Just as long as I don't hear the youngling pig squeals when they see humans from the afterlife at face value consuming them. I've heard them recently, pls don't eat pigs..
SEXOOOOOO i bet she is only in this for the opening scene and then it's some brown woman with Black person hair for the rest of the movie taking on the role of the female spy
Has Matthew Vaughn ever made a good film? Has he ever made a film in his life that didnt have a scene where le epic main character does a spinning twirl with guns in slow motion?
Only good film Vaughn has ever made was Layer cake. Arguably you could say stardust was good in it's own way but everything else since has been america aimed slop with le epic slow motion scenes to popular 80s hit, including kick ass. His films are cartoon tier.
I didn't say you had to clap your feet and giggle at flashing colours, nor did I say you had to enjoy eating shit. I said are you sure you don't just need to lighten up and enjoy things a little. Watching a movie isn't the same as eating shit. I won't be watching this either but I could just see you saying that at dinner with friends and you'd look like such a pretentious homosexual.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>you should enjoy things that are shit because i enjoy them
No!
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Watching a movie isn't the same as eating shit
Having terrible taste and no critical faculties isn't the same as being fun and carefree.
Layer cake is seriously overrated. The whole film is just pure memes, gangster movie cliches and narrative tropes. One of the worst of those 00s geezer movies which just tried to ape hollywood.
I agree. I still think the film is above average but it is somewhat derivative of the rest of the genre at the time. Vaughn is a close friend of guy richie so i guess he aped his style. I think the ending of layer cake is really good though, very unexpected .
But what does that say about vaughn? If layer cake, a serviceable but forgettable gangster flick is his strongest movie. The rest of his films are utter shit .
I just checked with her and she said you're lying about your wiener and its actually small and she said she made you do gay butt stuff and you did it because you're gay.
ummm can you make up something cute/funny and tell us? Or were you thinking the blood thirst lights up Carvill's eye's and he spins her around with blood pie in his face.
Looks like boomerkino... yeah I am gonna go with my parents frick you Cinemaphile and I am gonna enjoy them kinda enjoy it. A vicarious experience you could say
>kingsman 2 and 3
Yeah I hope it turns out like the uncle movie which was alright. Kingsman took such a nosedive after the first one. How do you even fugg up that badly? Do these people not read the script before filming?
I think this will be another tax evasion movie for everyone involved like Bullet Train. A completely stale and dull affair that tries to make itself look cool with bright colours and over-the-top shit effects.
I was also under impression that Bryan Cranston retired shows and movies.
Here's your real woman bro
Or is Milla Jovovich a secret troony?
8 months ago
Anonymous
taylor moggs your overhyped troony both in looks and in music
8 months ago
Anonymous
Wait. Are you actually a simp? That's pathetic. Go jerk off to your troony porn
8 months ago
Anonymous
Both are hot but different, why even bring Taylor in a Dua thread.
Also you keep bringing out trannies out of nowhere.
Take your meds anon, or even better, leave the computer for a while.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>why even bring Taylor in a Dua thread
lmao Dua just came in and already has lead roles, meanwhile Taylor Swift has a cameo in Cats and picrel. how mad is she right now?
because troony lover dua fans are jealous of swifts natural beauty
8 months ago
Anonymous
Some anon makes a valid point (Dua seems to be having a more succesful movie career than Tay) and you go full autist spamming Tay in a nonrelated thread and going full shchizo about trannies?
You sure showed him!
Seriously anon, for your mental health, go take a walk.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>natural
8 months ago
Anonymous
Do you guys see surgery? She looks like she just put on makeup and lost fat to me.
i still don't understand how showing me a picture of taylor swift makes dua lipa less of a plank? do you think just because I say dua lipa is manish looking women I simp for swift?
Man, never knew there were soo many bitter, miserable, ugly, fat and old prostitutes on Cinemaphile seething over a beautiful woman that men find more attractive than they wever will be.
>How does her wiener taste anon? >Does it taste like victory?
Don't you have cats to feed, box wine to drink and a dragon dildo to grind your blown out std riddled roast beef frickhole? I can only imagine that you're as ugly on the outside as your jealousy is on the inside while you will never be more than a used up fricktoy to every man you encounter.
You're still a simp
You worship people that don't even know your name
You do their bidding and carry out their will
8 months ago
Anonymous
>You're still a simp >You worship people that don't even know your name >You do their bidding and carry out their will
I admire her beauty, something that no man has ever said of you.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>
8 months ago
Anonymous
You don't see me or any other man calling Henry ugly or unattractive. Given how much seething you're displaying I now imagine you must be more like picrel....
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
No, you're a simp.
You have fantasies about how you will meet her one day.
You'll finally get fit.
You'll finally get that better job.
You'll get VIP tickets and front row seat.
She'll see you and she'll lock her brown Albanian eyes on yours.
Every word of 'Love Again' will be sung directly at you, for you, and only you.
When the concert ends you'll see her whispering to a goon in a suit with an earpiece.
He'll beckon you over.
As you approach a beaming smile stretches across her face.
And then you'll wake up, you disgusting simp.
8 months ago
Anonymous
"WAHHHHH DADDY DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH ATTENTION, DIDN'T GET ME A PONY, DIDN'T GET ME A CAR, DIDN'T GIVE ME A COLLEGE FUND TO DO A FOUR YEAR COURSE ON GENDER STUDIES, DADDY DIDN'T LEAVE ME A TRUST FUND TO FALL BACK ON AFTER I HIT 30 AND CHAD HAS KICKED ME TO THE CURB FOR SOMEONE YOUNGER, THINNER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH GOALS, ASPIRATIONS AND A STRONG WORK ETHIC WHILE I SIT HERE IN MY ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT WITH MY CATS, DRINK BOX WINE, EAT CAKE FROSTING AND GRIND MY CAVERNOUS BLOWN OUT STD RIDDLED ROAST BEEF FRICKHOLE WITH A dragon dildo THAT I HAD TO BUY AND GIVE TO MYSELF AS A 35TH BIRTHDAY PRESENT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY BECAUSE THEY GOT SICK OF MY SHIT AND NOW IGNORE ME AND MY LAMENTATIONS THAT I'VE BEEN OPPRESSED MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET EVERYTHING HANDED TO ME AND NOTHING WAS EVER MY OWN FAULT WHILE I BLAME MY FATHER, THE PATRIARCHY AND WHITE STRAIGHT MEN IN GENERAL FOR HOW MY LIFE HAS TURNED OUT AND WHY I COME TO A MESSAGE BOARD TO SPEW GRADE SCHOOL NPC BUZZWORD INSULTS AT STRANGERS TO VENT MY ANGER AND SELF-LOATHING BECAUSE I NEVER DEVELOPED MENTALLY OR EMOTIONALLY BEYOND GRADE SCHOOL WAHHHHH!!!"
You're a miserable bitter, ugly, fat old loser and why you have nothing better to do than come here to seethe at men finding women more attractive than you are. I doubt the Hunchback of Notre Dame would even throw you a pity frick.
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
Mindbroke the ugly old prostitute. Can only respond with pics. No doubt on her third box wine. Will choke to death on cake frosting. Police will find her corpse after a month once neighbours complain about the smell, a different smell compared to how she smelled usually, and probably much better in comparison, with it having been partially eaten by her herd of cats providing sustenance and nutrition thereby being useful for the first and last time of her sad and lonely existence while they have to use the jaws of life to pry the dradon dildo from her wienersleeve.
Such is the fate of all roasties who visit Cinemaphile and never leave.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You seem mad anon.
Would you like to talk about it?
8 months ago
Anonymous
I think I broke him.
I want to hug her.
Squats not even once.
8 months ago
Anonymous
it's mainly genes. even if she did tonnes of squats, donkey kicks, hip thrusters for 2 hard years, she'd still have a manly hank-hill ass. It would be a bit bigger but it wouldn't be pear shaped and womanly.
women can make their thighs bigger but most of them can't make their ass much bigger.
only a minority have hyper-responder genes , ie.e. genes where their ass really responds to weight training.
8 months ago
Anonymous
IFBB/NPC Bikini proves this theory wrong.
They all have gigantic asses.
8 months ago
Anonymous
actually this is a good example of what I'm talking about. You can work out as much as you want and for most women it won't really get you the womanly , coca-cola bottle shape that every man really wants.
Kind of, but not really. The reason why some women can't change their ass shape is that they're not doing the right exercises with the right volume. For example, the abductor machine is very underrated for building a nice ass and very few do those exercises.
If there were just an exercise or routine that did it everyone would do it and it would already be known about because it has been basically the main thing that women in the gym have been trying to do for 15 years.
either you're a woman with genes for high hip:waist ratio and coca-cola bottle body that's visible even when you're comparatively untrained, or you're a woman with hyper-responder genes where your ass and hips really responds to weight training to an unusual degree, or like most women you don't have much coca cola bottle body genes and you can maybe make your ass and hips 10-15% better with weigh training and diet . So if you have a 5/10 ass you can make it a 5.5 or 6 out of 10 with 2 years of discipline in the gym.
That's the reality for most women.
Telling women that they can get a sexy, big ass and curvy hips just by hitting the gym the way in the same way that most average men can get a 7/10 physique just by hitting the gym is dishonest.
Women have about the same degree of control over their legs that men do over their upperbodies, but most women can't do that much about their ass just with training.
8 months ago
Anonymous
tight waist, wider hips, big ass >not coca-cola shape
All they have to do is not be stage lean and not train shoulders so much
8 months ago
Anonymous
and have some fricking hips for gods sake. don't wanna have the britney body
8 months ago
Anonymous
Did someone say hips?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Unfortunately she doesn't seem to have have them irl.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Kind of, but not really. The reason why some women can't change their ass shape is that they're not doing the right exercises with the right volume. For example, the abductor machine is very underrated for building a nice ass and very few do those exercises.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Brittany Perille had the best gluten exercises on her IG. I had my ex follow her and copy her routines and her ass completely changed shape and became a lot thicker and rounder within a few months. Lots of focus on abduction and adduction.
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
Thousands of women have done this, but it's impossible for celebrities for some reason.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Not impossible, just not the goal physique for most. This is more of an appearance oriented physique than a performance based one.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Have you never seen a female athlete?
Go look at long jumpers, sprinters, pole vaulters, etc.
The glutes are a prime mover and extremely powerful muscle. Anyone that explains for explosive effort is going to develop their glutes.
8 months ago
Anonymous
They’re just lazy narcissists without the will or motivation to stay consistent and put in enough effort to get results.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I wish we got more fit and muscled women in roles too.
8 months ago
Anonymous
she just has hyper responder genes,
Seriously I've looked into this. For the few girls who has a huge before and after ass/hips transformation like this, none of them have a routine where tonnes of women send in similar gains like exist for any big male body builder routine.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>fantasy that detailed
Projection?
Also GIWTWM except for the end of course
I will be watching for her. She is one of the only true 10/10s in the pop music industry. I still watch get videos from time to time because of how hot she is in them. Major homosexuals on tv it seems.
If this is what "humans" are making, can we not just let the robots have a go at making movies?
yeah, it looks like an algorithm committee Netflix movie.
If I made the movie of never-ending dreams then generally people wouldn't like, only a small crowd of info learning
they already use templates and algorithms for this kind of tvslop so it wouldn't make a difference
There's something painfully awkward and fake about Hollyweird, because the israelites and their libtards have constructed a world of lies, which is to be reflected in their movies. Even Mel Gibson's latest flick (about a ransom of sorts) is awkward and it's tragic that the potentially best big production director, who ought to be making an historical sequel to Apocalypto, is caught up in this malaise. I just learned who Henry Cavill is last week, that's how irrelevant Hollyweird is to me.
looks freaking awesomeballs
Found the plebbitor
KOSOVO JE SERBIA
wholesome and true!
kino is back
I bet Cavill personally requested for this troony so he could have better time being attractive to his "female" lead
Is dua rwally a troony
Look at "her" shoulders and decide for yourself
brainrot
every time i see dua lipas face i can't stop thinking about her sucking my penis and its beautiful.
>t. anon has never seen a tall woman
Scratch that
>t. anon has never seen more than one woman
ITT: homosexuals discover that some women have shit bodies with shit skeletal structures
This breaks them
She's definitely TILF
>Is dua rwally a troony
Everybody is.
No, Dua is not, legs too long.
There is also footage of her and jlaw getting fricked in some mafia house. There are lots of troonys in hollywood, but not Lipa
>footage of her and jlaw getting fricked in some mafia house
gonna need some sauce famalam
upon further transvestigation, yes
If she was a troony, it would be the most beautiful one i've ever seen.
I've jerked off to way hotter trannies than her.
>delusional homosexual
Post 1 that is even remotely as attractive as she is
I never realized but Dua lipa is hot
for a Slav
shes actually kinda ugly for a slav woman
shut up you autistic mind prostitute
seethe cumbrain, she is mediocre at best with a tons of make up and good angles
technically albanians are not slavs.
either way, they are the worst and ugliest eastern europeans along with romanians (also not slavs)
i was going to say, albanians are not slav
having said that, there's definetly a type. balkans are rife with this type of beauty.
>she
>she
>slav
he is albanian troony
slav women are the hottest of all
she's albanian tho
I would jizz in, near, and on her, but I find that fact that she ate her pet piggy and posted pictures makes me think she's a soulless succubus who deserves any bad shit that comes her way. Her songs suck, too.
Just as long as I don't hear the youngling pig squeals when they see humans from the afterlife at face value consuming them. I've heard them recently, pls don't eat pigs..
>I never realized but Dua lipa is hot
>for a Slav
i thought all of those category of women were puertorican strippers
or dominican
What's up with Henry's hair.
Dua is a pure English rose.
>What's up with Henry's hair.
Hairplugs
She really isn't. Look up pictures of her when she isn't all done up and in costume.
Albanians are not slavs
slavs have best women you tard
only incels and browns like slav women
Pray tell oh connoisseur of women, which are the best ethnic groups for females then?
NTA
White Latina
Slavic/Eastern European
Mediterranean
Oriental
SEA
Scandinavian
Scotch-Irish, Celts, Germans, and Anglo-Saxons are the ugliest white women on average.
Indians are the ugliest on the planet.
What about blacks or Arab women?
and everyone else
she's albanian
mutt moment
>everyone in Europe is either a slav or north
Death to USA
I don't get how a cat fits into this.
agent Argyles going to be the cat moron
It's actually Tom Cruise. Why you think Cavill has the early 90s Cruise haircut?
SEXOOOOOO
i bet she is only in this for the opening scene and then it's some brown woman with Black person hair for the rest of the movie taking on the role of the female spy
yeah like 5-10 min screen time. But she is amazeballs. Cavill's hair cut and military background nonsense looks rubbish.
near the end of the trailer there was a tough black lesbian driving a boat
cool wine aunts love black lesbian characters
i wish they toned down the reddit
I WAN PUT PENIS IN LUPA :'D
god frick dua lipa is so fricking hot
Isn't this the plot of that fricking Tom Cruise movie with Cameron Diaz?
He really, really, really likes women, bros
>Jason Fuchs
I hate that the twist is probably that the real agent that Henry Cavill portrays in the made up stories is the israeli looking nerd.
Looks like garbage
hahaahaha funny gato 🙂
>I respectfully disagree
>cat starts raping faster than eminem
defiantly getting those cgi pet friends movie vibes that they made back in the mid 2010s
>posts the only good thing in the trailer
>t. doggay
why are his paws so long?
>bad guy gets kicked in the nuts
>cat uses its paws to cover its eyes
>"THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"
>record scratches
>freeze frame
>Yup. That's meow
looks like its from that fricking webm with the cats singing 'blinded by the lights'
Surely Cavill soley took this role to frick dua lipa?
Is there any other reason he'd be in this slop?
The pay check? The dude got binned as Supes after he quit The Witcher for it. He needs work.
Cavill unironically prefers the Whedon cut of Justice League. He has no taste and is a certified pleb
Yes, we know he loves 40K, but enough about his gaming interests. Can he act? No.
/thread
The movie is pretty stupid ngl. I'd say its pretty young adult tier and under.
>SHE MUST COMPLETE LE HECKIN CHAPTER!!!!!111
But maybe a flick or a litty romp to watch with your significant other.
Alan Wake if she real
Has Matthew Vaughn ever made a good film? Has he ever made a film in his life that didnt have a scene where le epic main character does a spinning twirl with guns in slow motion?
I've never seen a bad Vaughn film.
Are you by any chance 14 years old?
Only good film Vaughn has ever made was Layer cake. Arguably you could say stardust was good in it's own way but everything else since has been america aimed slop with le epic slow motion scenes to popular 80s hit, including kick ass. His films are cartoon tier.
Anon are you sure you don't just need to lighten up? Let yourself enjoy things a little?
>bro just enjoy eating shit! its fun!
Sorry anon not all of us are 80 iq brainlets who clap their feet and giggle at flashing colours.
I didn't say you had to clap your feet and giggle at flashing colours, nor did I say you had to enjoy eating shit. I said are you sure you don't just need to lighten up and enjoy things a little. Watching a movie isn't the same as eating shit. I won't be watching this either but I could just see you saying that at dinner with friends and you'd look like such a pretentious homosexual.
>you should enjoy things that are shit because i enjoy them
No!
>Watching a movie isn't the same as eating shit
Having terrible taste and no critical faculties isn't the same as being fun and carefree.
Layer cake is seriously overrated. The whole film is just pure memes, gangster movie cliches and narrative tropes. One of the worst of those 00s geezer movies which just tried to ape hollywood.
I agree. I still think the film is above average but it is somewhat derivative of the rest of the genre at the time. Vaughn is a close friend of guy richie so i guess he aped his style. I think the ending of layer cake is really good though, very unexpected .
But what does that say about vaughn? If layer cake, a serviceable but forgettable gangster flick is his strongest movie. The rest of his films are utter shit .
>I love the taste of shit!
Yes, we know
kingsman was fine.
Kingsman homosexual
Stardust.
Wasn't there another movie kind of like this with a female author who writes a story and hijinks ensue?
Stranger Than Fiction although that had soul in it.
It was the lost city.
Wow rude I'm not even dead yet.
I Spit on Your Grave
it was the lost city
Lipa can shit in my mouth
What about Megan the Stallon then?
Jesus Christ, just when I thought Vaughn couldn't get more obnoxious he goes and tops himself.
Henry get away from that Albanian prostitute!
Matthew Vaughn is just Guy Ritchie but even worse.
For me? Its pre-wall Dua.
>Fat Dua
Awful.
she looked way better with a bit of baby fat.
but you enjoy the troony aesthetic she has now.
That dress is ugly, also she has vacant cow eyes.
bit harsh
Wtf are those cheeks? I thought she had godlike bone structure
You've been warped by the Buccal meme. At least Dua has answered that call yet.
nahhhh she looks much better now
>here's your sex symbol bro
Was she ever pre-wall?
The babyfat face, pre-tatoos Dua.
she has a dumb peasant face that no amount of makeup can hide
She was ok before she bogged herself. Her bottom lip is ridiculous now.
sorry anon but you think this because she looks like your average 14 year old here
Dua has 10/10 legs. That's about all she has going for her now though.
how do you even have bad legs if you are a normal weight
If you're normal weight legs can still be too skinny and stickly. Dua has nice, tall, strong legs that have a bit of shape to them.
NTA, she has pretty bad legs
They don't flow at all. They look lumpy and her calf inserts are weird.
bruh what the hell did she get buccal'd and it actually worked for her?
albanian scum
love this albanian prostitute, check out the /hr/ thread of her
I just checked with her and she said you're lying about your wiener and its actually small and she said she made you do gay butt stuff and you did it because you're gay.
>Cena, dua lipa, and Cavill aren't actually in the movie
What a fricking cop out holy shit. DROPPED.
Imagine
Imagine she was on her period and jammed her pad into his face.
Yep. And?
ummm can you make up something cute/funny and tell us? Or were you thinking the blood thirst lights up Carvill's eye's and he spins her around with blood pie in his face.
i want dua lipa to pound me into the mattress amazon style, and then do it again immediately after i cum and then rant about men bad
>amazon style
shes only 5'8 anon...
amazon isn't a height, it's an attitude
Someone read hunt for Tom Clancy and made it hollywood slob movie.
lmao Dua just came in and already has lead roles, meanwhile Taylor Swift has a cameo in Cats and picrel. how mad is she right now?
Hilarious that she thought "they" would give her anything another than a humilation ritual.
The MED QVEEN just keeps winning while the ugly g*rm cries in the corner
taylor is a real woman and not some muslim manlet snorting coke off of his arab boyfriends micropenis
cope gypsy
>Sam Rockwell
I'm in
Dua Lipa is a man! Fact!
this thread is full of stench of fricking shills
goodmorning sir!
>I want our lead to have a cut that will make Anton Chigurh look good by comparison
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
STANDING HEEEEEREEEEE
I REALIZEEEEEEE
>I've been doing a lot of thinking
James was always cool.
It’s kino
ICE ICE BABY
AHHH MR GARIBALDI
Vegeta ?
That's a fricking terrible haircut
She doesn't fit the type of girl I'm attracted to, but goddamn Dua definitely gives off hot as frick vibes.
Did they cgi-away his beard again?
Norwood chads we eating good
Do you guys think Dua is nice irl?
To other equally rich and famous people. She's famously a massive c**t to everyone lower than her.
Argyle a shit
For me? it's Selburose
>Chubby Bryce
Yesss
SEX
SEX
SEEEEEEEEEX WITH MUMMY BRYCE AND HER GINGER PUSSY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
CUM
CUM
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
pretty much but dont forget dua lipa sexo tho
She can dua my lipa any day if you catch my drift.
I would bite her lipa in both places (Dua)
>cat
I will not watch your movie
*now
so they are following the algorithm of knives out casting
atleast its not a remake (or widely known remake)
Another bedwench smdh she got a type
That's it, you got her secret facial art.
Did they do some CGI removal to hide her nipple here? Looks weird.
blindbro? her nipple is right there
You can literally see her nipple
looks like a 21st century take on Romancing the Stone.
Immediately what I thought. its a remake in disguise.
JASON FUCHS
Is there any female author that writes good action or spy novels irl?
looks terrible. i need to have sex with dua lipa
Looks like boomerkino... yeah I am gonna go with my parents frick you Cinemaphile and I am gonna enjoy them kinda enjoy it. A vicarious experience you could say
I really liked man from uncle but this looks more like kingsman 2 and 3 which were absolute dog shit
>kingsman 2 and 3
Yeah I hope it turns out like the uncle movie which was alright. Kingsman took such a nosedive after the first one. How do you even fugg up that badly? Do these people not read the script before filming?
>oh cool an original spy mov- oh it's actually about the writing process
FRICK OFF
I think this will be another tax evasion movie for everyone involved like Bullet Train. A completely stale and dull affair that tries to make itself look cool with bright colours and over-the-top shit effects.
I was also under impression that Bryan Cranston retired shows and movies.
First some Amazon project that was announced and now this. Motherfrickers super want to rip off this book.
So Kingsman with the added meta plot about the writer predicting the future. It even seems to have the same silly cartoon CGI physics.
Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz star in the action-comedy KNIGHT AND DAY.
the only reason i will watch this trash is because BDH is in this
movie tailor made for Reddit
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF
God damn, I thought this was a Cinemaphile meme about Jordan Peele
Dua? more like Dude.
Actually fricking troony.
troony that steals other peoples music.
Will she get her floppy pancake breasts out?
S E X O
>instagram
>reality
BRING BACK THE BABYFAT
Just go to any gypsy camp on the side of a highway in Europe and you'll find a dozen chicks that look like that.
linebacker shoulders on that trans man
>eww gross
sexo
would breed so hard
homies here be zesty af for real no cap
Her body is only good when super skinny
She has weird fat deposits and no breasts
Cute face though
Ava Max is the hotter Albanian
that's a man
She's got a decent body. Her face is mid-tier Albanian under a mountain of makeup though.
an average uni uk bird has a better body than her
She actually looks better with no or minimal makeup.
Explain
those lips
She's always had big lips
that's a man, swift is a real woman
Do you ever stop thinking about trannies?
do you ever stop being jealous of real women?
Here's your real woman bro
Or is Milla Jovovich a secret troony?
taylor moggs your overhyped troony both in looks and in music
Wait. Are you actually a simp? That's pathetic.
Go jerk off to your troony porn
Both are hot but different, why even bring Taylor in a Dua thread.
Also you keep bringing out trannies out of nowhere.
Take your meds anon, or even better, leave the computer for a while.
>why even bring Taylor in a Dua thread
because troony lover dua fans are jealous of swifts natural beauty
Some anon makes a valid point (Dua seems to be having a more succesful movie career than Tay) and you go full autist spamming Tay in a nonrelated thread and going full shchizo about trannies?
You sure showed him!
Seriously anon, for your mental health, go take a walk.
>natural
Do you guys see surgery? She looks like she just put on makeup and lost fat to me.
Samegay schizoid Swiftboat spammer
found the mentally ill
what's wrong?
You're just proving the point dude she looks mid
Show me an attractive woman without makeup
You're probably one of those weird Milla lovers
why is that b***h in a fricking movie? she's a "singer" not an actress
Same reason Rihanna, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles were in movies. They all think they're hot shit and have the clout to get cast.
>John Cena
closed the trailer right there
>ending credits
>close movie
that's a joke right ? for a sec i though memes influence reality at this point
Lips made for rimjobs
all that cooming over albanian bawd when qt brap dallas howard is right there
>Kick Ass
>X Men First Class
>Kingsman 1, 2, 3
Imagine having this as your filmography.
Twisted mind, indeed.
what's wrong with the Xmen one again?
Cavilla is charisma vacuum. Most of his led projects are failures.
ngl actually kino enough to pay the €5
My favorite actress.
Didn't they already make this film called The Lost City with Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt?
>spamming Tay in a nonrelated thread
it became related the moment you seethed at her in a nonrelated thread. but nice pilpul troon
She's getting bent over and deepstroked by a 6'5" redneck as we speak
Keep defending her on honor on /tv you psychotic c**t
>bent over and deepstroked by a 6'5" redneck
god bless him. mohammad is a pig fricker btw
>mohammad
Peak schizo
He's a big guy
>She's getting bent over and deepstroked by a 6'5" redneck as we speak
That's hot.
>angl*ids/g*rms want me to believe 40 year old roastie Taylor Swift is superior to this mediterranean goddess
>goddess
Ava Max is hotter FFS
so hot
Certified gay
you are the one who wants to have sex with a piece of lumber
>germanic girls be like
long torso + tall is so bad
yeah she is a plank as well. how does this not make dua lipa a plank?
lmao even
My sides
i still don't understand how showing me a picture of taylor swift makes dua lipa less of a plank? do you think just because I say dua lipa is manish looking women I simp for swift?
that's james charles
If you wouldn't breed her in the first date, you are 110% homosexual
I prefer women with curves that look sexually appealing, not lumbering behemoths built like 12 year old boys.
Vaughn peaked with X-Men First Class and lost his mind after the first Kingsman. This looks like absolute trash and BDH is a fat pig.
Man, never knew there were soo many bitter, miserable, ugly, fat and old prostitutes on Cinemaphile seething over a beautiful woman that men find more attractive than they wever will be.
How does her wiener taste anon?
Does it taste like victory?
>How does her wiener taste anon?
>Does it taste like victory?
Don't you have cats to feed, box wine to drink and a dragon dildo to grind your blown out std riddled roast beef frickhole? I can only imagine that you're as ugly on the outside as your jealousy is on the inside while you will never be more than a used up fricktoy to every man you encounter.
Triggered like an autistic simp
>Triggered like an autistic simp
Says the ugly, fat old hag who can't stand men lusting after anyone more attractive than they are while picrel is you.
You're still a simp
You worship people that don't even know your name
You do their bidding and carry out their will
>You're still a simp
>You worship people that don't even know your name
>You do their bidding and carry out their will
I admire her beauty, something that no man has ever said of you.
>
You don't see me or any other man calling Henry ugly or unattractive. Given how much seething you're displaying I now imagine you must be more like picrel....
No, you're a simp.
You have fantasies about how you will meet her one day.
You'll finally get fit.
You'll finally get that better job.
You'll get VIP tickets and front row seat.
She'll see you and she'll lock her brown Albanian eyes on yours.
Every word of 'Love Again' will be sung directly at you, for you, and only you.
When the concert ends you'll see her whispering to a goon in a suit with an earpiece.
He'll beckon you over.
As you approach a beaming smile stretches across her face.
And then you'll wake up, you disgusting simp.
"WAHHHHH DADDY DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH ATTENTION, DIDN'T GET ME A PONY, DIDN'T GET ME A CAR, DIDN'T GIVE ME A COLLEGE FUND TO DO A FOUR YEAR COURSE ON GENDER STUDIES, DADDY DIDN'T LEAVE ME A TRUST FUND TO FALL BACK ON AFTER I HIT 30 AND CHAD HAS KICKED ME TO THE CURB FOR SOMEONE YOUNGER, THINNER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH GOALS, ASPIRATIONS AND A STRONG WORK ETHIC WHILE I SIT HERE IN MY ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT WITH MY CATS, DRINK BOX WINE, EAT CAKE FROSTING AND GRIND MY CAVERNOUS BLOWN OUT STD RIDDLED ROAST BEEF FRICKHOLE WITH A dragon dildo THAT I HAD TO BUY AND GIVE TO MYSELF AS A 35TH BIRTHDAY PRESENT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY BECAUSE THEY GOT SICK OF MY SHIT AND NOW IGNORE ME AND MY LAMENTATIONS THAT I'VE BEEN OPPRESSED MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET EVERYTHING HANDED TO ME AND NOTHING WAS EVER MY OWN FAULT WHILE I BLAME MY FATHER, THE PATRIARCHY AND WHITE STRAIGHT MEN IN GENERAL FOR HOW MY LIFE HAS TURNED OUT AND WHY I COME TO A MESSAGE BOARD TO SPEW GRADE SCHOOL NPC BUZZWORD INSULTS AT STRANGERS TO VENT MY ANGER AND SELF-LOATHING BECAUSE I NEVER DEVELOPED MENTALLY OR EMOTIONALLY BEYOND GRADE SCHOOL WAHHHHH!!!"
You're a miserable bitter, ugly, fat old loser and why you have nothing better to do than come here to seethe at men finding women more attractive than you are. I doubt the Hunchback of Notre Dame would even throw you a pity frick.
Mindbroke the ugly old prostitute. Can only respond with pics. No doubt on her third box wine. Will choke to death on cake frosting. Police will find her corpse after a month once neighbours complain about the smell, a different smell compared to how she smelled usually, and probably much better in comparison, with it having been partially eaten by her herd of cats providing sustenance and nutrition thereby being useful for the first and last time of her sad and lonely existence while they have to use the jaws of life to pry the dradon dildo from her wienersleeve.
Such is the fate of all roasties who visit Cinemaphile and never leave.
You seem mad anon.
Would you like to talk about it?
I think I broke him.
Squats not even once.
it's mainly genes. even if she did tonnes of squats, donkey kicks, hip thrusters for 2 hard years, she'd still have a manly hank-hill ass. It would be a bit bigger but it wouldn't be pear shaped and womanly.
women can make their thighs bigger but most of them can't make their ass much bigger.
only a minority have hyper-responder genes , ie.e. genes where their ass really responds to weight training.
IFBB/NPC Bikini proves this theory wrong.
They all have gigantic asses.
actually this is a good example of what I'm talking about. You can work out as much as you want and for most women it won't really get you the womanly , coca-cola bottle shape that every man really wants.
If there were just an exercise or routine that did it everyone would do it and it would already be known about because it has been basically the main thing that women in the gym have been trying to do for 15 years.
either you're a woman with genes for high hip:waist ratio and coca-cola bottle body that's visible even when you're comparatively untrained, or you're a woman with hyper-responder genes where your ass and hips really responds to weight training to an unusual degree, or like most women you don't have much coca cola bottle body genes and you can maybe make your ass and hips 10-15% better with weigh training and diet . So if you have a 5/10 ass you can make it a 5.5 or 6 out of 10 with 2 years of discipline in the gym.
That's the reality for most women.
Telling women that they can get a sexy, big ass and curvy hips just by hitting the gym the way in the same way that most average men can get a 7/10 physique just by hitting the gym is dishonest.
Women have about the same degree of control over their legs that men do over their upperbodies, but most women can't do that much about their ass just with training.
tight waist, wider hips, big ass
>not coca-cola shape
All they have to do is not be stage lean and not train shoulders so much
and have some fricking hips for gods sake. don't wanna have the britney body
Did someone say hips?
Unfortunately she doesn't seem to have have them irl.
Kind of, but not really. The reason why some women can't change their ass shape is that they're not doing the right exercises with the right volume. For example, the abductor machine is very underrated for building a nice ass and very few do those exercises.
Brittany Perille had the best gluten exercises on her IG. I had my ex follow her and copy her routines and her ass completely changed shape and became a lot thicker and rounder within a few months. Lots of focus on abduction and adduction.
Thousands of women have done this, but it's impossible for celebrities for some reason.
Not impossible, just not the goal physique for most. This is more of an appearance oriented physique than a performance based one.
Have you never seen a female athlete?
Go look at long jumpers, sprinters, pole vaulters, etc.
The glutes are a prime mover and extremely powerful muscle. Anyone that explains for explosive effort is going to develop their glutes.
They’re just lazy narcissists without the will or motivation to stay consistent and put in enough effort to get results.
Yeah I wish we got more fit and muscled women in roles too.
she just has hyper responder genes,
Seriously I've looked into this. For the few girls who has a huge before and after ass/hips transformation like this, none of them have a routine where tonnes of women send in similar gains like exist for any big male body builder routine.
>fantasy that detailed
Projection?
Also GIWTWM except for the end of course
Dua Lipa is a money laundering scheme by the Albanian mafia
>Henry does this slop instead of playing James Bond
Man, movies are doomed.
does this slop instead of playing James Bond
>Man, movies are doomed.
You really think they'd hire a white straight Gigachad like Cavill to play Bond these days? I guarantee the next Bond will be a black troony.
Imagine how kino the movies are in the timeline where Hitler won
>From the twisted mind of
FRICKING DROPPED.
looks kino
I want to hug her.
nuke albania
Wtf is that MC Hammer haircut
I will be watching for her. She is one of the only true 10/10s in the pop music industry. I still watch get videos from time to time because of how hot she is in them. Major homosexuals on tv it seems.
She needs some milk, anavar, and squats.
She has enough meat on her
She's soft. Flabby even.
All she does is drop weight. She needs muscle tone.
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF MATTHEW VAUGHN
How is this random Albanian hotter than any actress working today
Albanians hit the wall the hardest. She was cute until 18-19 when she had some teenage fat and decent makeup.
She looked plain as frick with the fat. She's much better now.
Brap Dallas Kino? count me in!
looks annoying
Look at the top of his head
>we're not the different you and I
dropped
>thread still up
I said it yesterday ill say it again:
god frick dua lipa is so fricking hot
>generic bond ripoff with hollywood writer propaganda
no thanks