Here's a hypothetical for you sick twisted freaks. What if Slappy kissed you on the mouth and rubbed your cheek with her soft little squirrel hands?
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I'd try to slip my tongue in
Why are you sexualizing an grumpy elderly squirrel
I'd check my shorts for dynamite.
And no, that's not a euphemism.
Skippy has finally finished school for the year it seems
Quit jerking off to the israeli grandma squirrel
NEVER
israeli?!
I would whip out my dick and slam that squirrel pussy
>crunchy wizard's sleeve
Why are you so weird?!
All of you want to frick an 90 year old squirrel
I want my waifus to have personality and Slappy has the most of all
Where do you think you are?
The lines around her eyes and mouth make her look like an old woman
She is old. Her schtick is that she's a retired, grumpy Looney Tunes era character who is just living a (mostly) normal life.
This is how she looked in her prime.
Imagine her partnered with a tiny human, like reverse Roger and Jessica.
Need to get someone to draw that in the outfit from
it was the early 90s and i heard there was going to be a squirrel lady on animaniacs and I thought "oh boy" because i was expecting this
Source?
>Eric Schwartz
Stare at her in curiosity and ponder at her next move.
I want to draw the israeli squirrel
Please do
Hopefully lewd
I would draw inflation porn of her with the biggest breasts imaginable.
I'd dick her down.
She's not real so that'd be really frickin' weird.
I drew r34 of Slappy in 4:3 480p with the intent of viewing it on my Panasonic TAU but I don't know if my DVD player can read photos off a home burnt CD-R.
why do you need to see your rule 34 of her and why you're not posting it
Just make it a video for whatever minutes of just that image and it’ll recognize it as a video if you have the cd type that can store video
Also post it here
uh, is she canonically a poorgay?
that's really sad for a granny tune.
In universe she's a low tier Looney Tune so she's not drowning in dough
She's not poor, but she is retired and probably just living on residuals and social security.
Anybody got any good nut-innuendoes?
Not really. Slappy does enjoy nut juice though.
She can enjoy my nut juice anytime.
nice
Imagine
God why even live?
Should have been in Space Jam 2.
I want to matting press her
I would.
There is a severe lack of normal Slappy art it's only her big titty human form
Not only is she a degenerate furry, shes old enough to be my great grandmother in squirrel years.
>Pic related
Assuming she keeps aging after the show ends and her age in in fact 80 when it starts she would be 545 in human years
You might be on the wrong website.
Is she really supposed to be old? Never came off that way to me.
Yes, she uses her umbrella as a cane and I'm pretty sure they made a prune juice joke at one point but I can't find it.
Also her villains, who were same age as her in her prime, are definitely portrayed as geriatric.
id puff up those fricking cheeks with these frickin nuts
She kisses people on the lips as a matter of course to piss them off after starting some shit. Bugs Bunny does it too.
Inspect surroundings and body for explosives, this is clearly a distraction.
You're right you did explode. Right in your pants. As the gilf smooched you you immediately busted in your trousers
So she's a cartoon version of Nina Hartley?
for me its darla crane