Here's a hypothetical for you sick twisted freaks.

Here's a hypothetical for you sick twisted freaks. What if Slappy kissed you on the mouth and rubbed your cheek with her soft little squirrel hands?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try to slip my tongue in

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you sexualizing an grumpy elderly squirrel

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd check my shorts for dynamite.

    And no, that's not a euphemism.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skippy has finally finished school for the year it seems

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quit jerking off to the israeli grandma squirrel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      israeli?!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would whip out my dick and slam that squirrel pussy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >crunchy wizard's sleeve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so weird?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of you want to frick an 90 year old squirrel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want my waifus to have personality and Slappy has the most of all

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you think you are?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lines around her eyes and mouth make her look like an old woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is old. Her schtick is that she's a retired, grumpy Looney Tunes era character who is just living a (mostly) normal life.
      This is how she looked in her prime.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine her partnered with a tiny human, like reverse Roger and Jessica.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Yes

        God I wish.

        Need to get someone to draw that in the outfit from

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was the early 90s and i heard there was going to be a squirrel lady on animaniacs and I thought "oh boy" because i was expecting this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Eric Schwartz

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stare at her in curiosity and ponder at her next move.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to draw the israeli squirrel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully lewd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would draw inflation porn of her with the biggest breasts imaginable.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd dick her down.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's not real so that'd be really frickin' weird.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I drew r34 of Slappy in 4:3 480p with the intent of viewing it on my Panasonic TAU but I don't know if my DVD player can read photos off a home burnt CD-R.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you need to see your rule 34 of her and why you're not posting it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just make it a video for whatever minutes of just that image and it’ll recognize it as a video if you have the cd type that can store video
      Also post it here

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh, is she canonically a poorgay?
      that's really sad for a granny tune.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In universe she's a low tier Looney Tune so she's not drowning in dough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's not poor, but she is retired and probably just living on residuals and social security.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got any good nut-innuendoes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Slappy does enjoy nut juice though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She can enjoy my nut juice anytime.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God why even live?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been in Space Jam 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to matting press her

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a severe lack of normal Slappy art it's only her big titty human form

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not only is she a degenerate furry, shes old enough to be my great grandmother in squirrel years.
    >Pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming she keeps aging after the show ends and her age in in fact 80 when it starts she would be 545 in human years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might be on the wrong website.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she really supposed to be old? Never came off that way to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she uses her umbrella as a cane and I'm pretty sure they made a prune juice joke at one point but I can't find it.
      Also her villains, who were same age as her in her prime, are definitely portrayed as geriatric.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    id puff up those fricking cheeks with these frickin nuts

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She kisses people on the lips as a matter of course to piss them off after starting some shit. Bugs Bunny does it too.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inspect surroundings and body for explosives, this is clearly a distraction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're right you did explode. Right in your pants. As the gilf smooched you you immediately busted in your trousers

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So she's a cartoon version of Nina Hartley?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me its darla crane

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