Heres your bridge officer bro.

Here’s your bridge officer bro.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bridge her officer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And this is her ex, who works as a mechanic on the same ship.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Noice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will now not try to have sex with her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i’d convince them to threesome

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd frick her pussy if you know what I mean 😉

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you know what I mean
        Nope.
        What did you mean?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd fornicate to completion utilizing her vegana as proper stimulus to induce semen discharge. . . if you know what I'm sayin'

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speak English doc

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd inspect her pussy and butthole with a speculum, if you catch my drift.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dammit, first post was literally my first thought, what is wrong with me?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your very professional pilot on her first day of the job

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a great flick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looked ugly in SST and was mogged by dizzy, but somehow she looked hot in the Bond movie.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a gay moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lazy b8

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always thought this chick was hotter than the other one but she was a bawd so Johnny leaving her is understandable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carmen was a dangerous menace and deserved to be grounded before she killed someone. Instead they made her captain.

      Even after 25 years, the effects look OK, how is this possible?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        all practical

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if the Star Wars prequels were made like this.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were, the problem is that EP2 and EP3 had terrible early 2000s digital cameras and EP1, while shot on film all it's home video releases are DNR'd to hell which makes even the actors look like CGI

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If one thing is going to date this era of movie making it's the shitty, unnatural, glossy CGI. Practical with just a splash of augmentation by computers works fantastically. Look at Jurassic Park, it still holds up today.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're from the same era you dumb frick. They're only 5 years apart. Starship troopers is 25 years old and still looks great.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you agree with him. He's talking about the shitty CGI of current major productions.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was referring to <current year> era you doof.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Learn to read fricking esl moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        all practical

        It was made with passion and soul. Practical isn't only a small part of it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It was made with passion and soul
          So much passion back then it's ridiculous.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was mostly models

        Same reason Independence Day (1996) still looks good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        It was made with passion and soul. Practical isn't only a small part of it

        Almost didn’t age unlike Babylon 5 sadly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No diversity hires.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was made right at the peak of the vfx industry where they used CGI to enhance the practical rather than replace it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To this day I'm still mad Titanic got the Special Effects academy award over this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because 99% of Hollywood were straight white Men not a bunch of homosexual Black folk, SJWs, trannies and diversity hires making crap for the sake of an agenda.

        Just like society in general.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not her first day in this scene.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's her first opportunity to personally pilot a full sized battleship, or whatever the frick they call them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >captain is like holy frick I'm about to get fired
      Next time reverse out like a normal person you fricking moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman can drive
      Really sci-fi.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When a female pilot handles a ship there is nothing comfortable about it; you’re going to have bruises every place you’re strapped. Yes, yes, I know they make better pilots than men do; their reactions are faster and they can tolerate more gee. They can get in faster, get out faster, and thereby improve everybody’s chances, yours as well as theirs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPACE SHIPS DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT

      FJEOSFHOEISU)=(§$=)§UfneoiHFEOSIZROEISR

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        spaceships dont exist moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is plenty of room in OUTER SPACE to just back straight out until you are clear of the whole thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using meters

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        a true sci-fi concept for americans

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your military uses metric, so does the NASA.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the leading edge of israeli demonic forces uses metric
          rly makes u think

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the dosage of your meds is in metric
            Guess that's enough reason to avoid them, right?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone takes psych meds
              democrat detected

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen ensigns pop the pier buffers more times than I can count, was fully expecting her to scrape the side

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a movie from 1997 but i still recognize verhoeven style

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, they treat her like omg such le amazing pilot, but here she nearly collides with the space station and tries to pull it off like she totally meant to do that where in reality they would be like are fricking dumb b***h? Then later on she rerouted the flight path for the ship and they collide with an asteroid and lose a huge chunk of the ship and the captain just goes, I'm lucky I have such an amazing pilot. Like what????

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's hot dude

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the very first "I bypassed the compressor"
      I hate this trope. Women see this and then actually try to do wienery shit like this IRL, usually with disastrous results.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense, they were all super young.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love when set dressers stop being creative and just use slightly different normal things as furniture
    >space couch
    >space mirror
    >space chair
    >space desk
    reminds me of DUNC and Josh Brolin's space shirt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the furniture in crews be quarters be especially sci fi? Basic furniture has been the same for thousands of years

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they be scifi at all outside of integrated tech like displays and computers? Why make a mirror a funky polygon instead of a sleek, practical rectangle?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. I kind of like that we're at a point where some things are just at the end of their technological development, and seeing stuff presented that way in far future sci fi is fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUNC
      Are you referring to CUNC?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and it's sequel twunc

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    During big wars and mass mobilizations a lot of young people end up as officers because the wartime military is many times larger than the peacetime military

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bridge
    I'd consign her to the poop-deck tbh

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carmen was a dangerous menace and deserved to be grounded before she killed someone. Instead they made her captain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      always smiling like a goddamn buffoon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like J Jonah Jameson

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the blonde chick look familiar?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amy Smart from like Crank, Scrubs, etc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's Amy Smart

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Missed opportunity to have them lez it out in the shuttle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >door mechanism fails
      >splat
      why would you design something like that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it failed. It was sealing off a compromised part of the ship.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how about it firing rocket engines a foot away from people kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her moron smile always triggers me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she make that unnecessary detour?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweatie, it's her turn to drive the ship. It's important that you just sit down and shut up now and let the women fix things that you men broke, ok?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that from the 2nd one? I don't remember that scene in the first

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the Joker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute. If it were Tom Cruise doing the exact same thing you morons would be clapping and bouncing in your seats.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shows why practical is so important

      Even if you can't do the entire thing practically - figure out what you can do, do it, and then CGI the rest, it adds so much more to the scene

      Sure, we can add blood effects in CGI and they look fairly OK, but they don't look as good as some guy with a hose and some red liquid.
      Also the guy and the blood-hose will be a frickload cheaper

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >add blood effects in CGI and they look fairly OK
        cgi blood usually looks terrible. especially when they try to have blood spread outward from a wound on clothing or something. was very disappointed to see the Coen's use it a lot in Buster Scuggs.
        >Also the guy and the blood-hose will be a frickload cheaper
        cheaper, maybe, but you cant go back in and change the amount of blood a dozen times on the whim of some producer, which im pretty sure is one of the biggest reasons they use cgi so much now--indecisiveness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But where did the cow go?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alien bug ate it, weren't you paying attention?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here’s your Sky Marshall, bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in the society has proven they put the good of their society above their own selfish desires

      So if a lesbian black woman is able to complete her service and earn her citizenship I accept her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least the previous sky marshal resigned after the defeat, I live in a country where I am ruled by clinical idiots, greedily clinging to power.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        These two army generals presided over so many humiliating defeats and meatgrinders.
        General Milley also didn’t resign after the collapse of Afghanistan and another male paediatrician was made the admiral.
        Earth is fricked if the arachnids invade us.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if the arachnids already did invade and are secretly ruling us in ~~*human*~~ form?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Was Buenos Aires an inside job?
            definitely

            >Fascism is le good.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I live in a country where I am ruled by clinical idiots, greedily clinging to power
        That could be any country. You aren't special.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a redditgay, what do you expect?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but there's a slight difference between you and me. You didn't reissue all your deposits and the apartment to your parents, and you didn't officially quit your job, waiting for the autumn draft, so as not to get to the front line.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        all 3 of these dudes genuinely look subhuman. left looks especially monke

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        глядитe, coeвый кyкoлд нa cвязи
        чe нe cъeбaлcя-тo)
        Z

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How have these two morons evaded getting flung from a window? They are presiding over one of the most embarasing military blunders in history.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single woman out there that's ever been more attractive than Denise Richards in this movie? Her, Jennifer Connelly and Brook Shields are all absolute peak

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing, buddy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know any doctor jokes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of them when you start digging.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Denise is hot but she doesn't really compete with the 80s super models in terms of sheer mathematically perfect facial aesthetics.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >1 kN0W

    The world doesn’t revolve around you kiddo

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We were talking about why movies from the 90’s still look good

    It was relevant to the conversation you are a butthurt c**t

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all are white with a couple of Asians and one woman.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one woman.
        two

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I’m not a tourist you are an insecure homosexual looking for the “redditors” this isn’t your secret club you stupid b***h I’d bet money I’ve been here longer than you Kek

    Get ahold of your dick homo

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No spergs like you have been trying to pretend like Cinemaphile is your severer clubhouse since 2011 despite it being one of the most popular websites in the world

    “My secret club” is a meme from like 2016.

    The way you are sperging out makes me think you are projecting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I'd expect a redditgay to report that guy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2016
      hahahaha fricking newbie. Go back to knowyourmeme

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        b***h I’ve been here since 2004

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its a dishonest redditgay episode

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you haven't, hahahahahahha

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >thinks this random chink comes close to prime Denise Richard’s

    Lmao

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carmen has a genius intellect and was literally bred through eugenics to be an officer.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you nutted, but she still suckin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way it just crunches right through their skulls always made me cringe despite how gory the rest of the movie was.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did you want it to do?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't watch this movie since i have an on off relationship with a 10 and when i see similar looking people i get so frustrated and miss her pussy so bad

    it's why i stopped watching voyager when 7o9 came in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't watch lord of the rings anymore because I was with a girl who looked exactly like Liv Tyler in that movie, and then she just ghosted me after telling me she loved me. It still hurts so damned bad...but then again, I am married, and she WAS a side girl, the only side girl i have ever had. but i would have left my wife for her in a heartbeat had she asked, or even implied she wanted me too.
      I dunno, maybe I shouldn't have said I loved her too...women are fricked, I guess she wanted me to use her or something, fml.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't listen to Blur or any britpop because of a British girl I was with. Happens to all of us, my man.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So...

    Was Buenos Aires an inside job?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was Buenos Aires an inside job?
      definitely

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs can't melt cities!
      but israelites can mwahaha get it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        reddit is down the hall and to the left

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    prostitute

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is getting FRICKED

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her video message to Johnny always felt to me like an interactive adult video. I half-expected the video to pause and for a few options to appear on the screen to commence the sex

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >le generic i wish i was white plastic surgery bug face

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump with reptiloids

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GEEEEWOOOHOOAHOAAA RICO YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning ma'am

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Starship fricking Troopers thread about chicks
    >no mention of Dizz
    Absolute troglodytes and foreigners, the lot of you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"At least I got to have you.."

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heres the full movie on YT BTW

    (Use a non USA proxy)

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine taking over for her after a 6 hour watch and jumping into her chair and having all her fart and pussy stench waft over

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like FRIDGE officer lmao b***h has no hips kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the 90s no one cared about ass and hips because society wasnt Black personfied. In fact women with those features were mocked. Big breasts on a small frame was all that mattered and she had them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude you can just admit you're gay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you like breasts you're gay

          YWNBAW

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My eyes almost always focus on her piggy nose. I feel like it got worse in The World is not Enough too.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom is watching The Bold and the Beautiful
    >I recognize her right away
    Not bad for a walled woman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yikes

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to behave in the community shower guys?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Invite women to grab your balls, to make sure the guys know you are not an homo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys think the other branches of the military also had community showers in training?.
      Or this is just something for the grunts?.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just a kink of paul verhoeven

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Don't be an ESL homosexual
      2. Activate windows, you stupid c**t.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically get a bonar and make all the female leave. Then have to listen to HR give me shit about how I need to somehow control my brain telling my dick to get hard when theres a naked woman within any distance on the planet from me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason the communal shower scene didn't strike me as weird until I saw people mention it. It felt a natural part of this world where racial, sexual, etc. barriers faded as we united against the aliens as a species.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The black girl in the shower scene was way cuter than anyone else in the movie

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's The Forever War

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This captured my military experience
      >go away for a while
      >in your absence everybody has turned into weird gay aliens
      >now you are the freak relic of the past

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh cool this is the infamous shower scene
    >wait, where's denise richards?

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two words
    Starship. Frickin Troopers

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how it works in the real world. Successful people are usually very good looking because intelligence is correlated with high time preference (and height). Spend time around rich people and you'll see.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that shit on the dressing table even on a spaceship
    wimmin, amirite.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like a rape victim when I'm done with her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't rape the willing

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