Here’s your bridge officer bro.
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I'd bridge her officer
And this is her ex, who works as a mechanic on the same ship.
Noice
I will now not try to have sex with her
i’d convince them to threesome
I'd frick her pussy if you know what I mean 😉
>if you know what I mean
Nope.
What did you mean?
I'd fornicate to completion utilizing her vegana as proper stimulus to induce semen discharge. . . if you know what I'm sayin'
Speak English doc
I'd inspect her pussy and butthole with a speculum, if you catch my drift.
Dammit, first post was literally my first thought, what is wrong with me?
>here's your very professional pilot on her first day of the job
What a great flick.
she looked ugly in SST and was mogged by dizzy, but somehow she looked hot in the Bond movie.
You're a gay moron
Lazy b8
Always thought this chick was hotter than the other one but she was a bawd so Johnny leaving her is understandable.
Even after 25 years, the effects look OK, how is this possible?
all practical
Imagine if the Star Wars prequels were made like this.
they were, the problem is that EP2 and EP3 had terrible early 2000s digital cameras and EP1, while shot on film all it's home video releases are DNR'd to hell which makes even the actors look like CGI
If one thing is going to date this era of movie making it's the shitty, unnatural, glossy CGI. Practical with just a splash of augmentation by computers works fantastically. Look at Jurassic Park, it still holds up today.
They're from the same era you dumb frick. They're only 5 years apart. Starship troopers is 25 years old and still looks great.
So you agree with him. He's talking about the shitty CGI of current major productions.
He was referring to <current year> era you doof.
Learn to read fricking esl moron
kino
It was made with passion and soul. Practical isn't only a small part of it
>It was made with passion and soul
So much passion back then it's ridiculous.
It was mostly models
Same reason Independence Day (1996) still looks good
Almost didn’t age unlike Babylon 5 sadly.
No diversity hires.
It was made right at the peak of the vfx industry where they used CGI to enhance the practical rather than replace it.
To this day I'm still mad Titanic got the Special Effects academy award over this
Because 99% of Hollywood were straight white Men not a bunch of homosexual Black folk, SJWs, trannies and diversity hires making crap for the sake of an agenda.
Just like society in general.
It's not her first day in this scene.
It's her first opportunity to personally pilot a full sized battleship, or whatever the frick they call them.
>captain is like holy frick I'm about to get fired
Next time reverse out like a normal person you fricking moron.
>woman can drive
Really sci-fi.
When a female pilot handles a ship there is nothing comfortable about it; you’re going to have bruises every place you’re strapped. Yes, yes, I know they make better pilots than men do; their reactions are faster and they can tolerate more gee. They can get in faster, get out faster, and thereby improve everybody’s chances, yours as well as theirs.
SPACE SHIPS DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT
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spaceships dont exist moron
There is plenty of room in OUTER SPACE to just back straight out until you are clear of the whole thing.
>using meters
a true sci-fi concept for americans
Your military uses metric, so does the NASA.
>the leading edge of israeli demonic forces uses metric
rly makes u think
>the dosage of your meds is in metric
Guess that's enough reason to avoid them, right?
>everyone takes psych meds
democrat detected
I've seen ensigns pop the pier buffers more times than I can count, was fully expecting her to scrape the side
it's a movie from 1997 but i still recognize verhoeven style
I don't get it, they treat her like omg such le amazing pilot, but here she nearly collides with the space station and tries to pull it off like she totally meant to do that where in reality they would be like are fricking dumb b***h? Then later on she rerouted the flight path for the ship and they collide with an asteroid and lose a huge chunk of the ship and the captain just goes, I'm lucky I have such an amazing pilot. Like what????
she's hot dude
>the very first "I bypassed the compressor"
I hate this trope. Women see this and then actually try to do wienery shit like this IRL, usually with disastrous results.
Makes sense, they were all super young.
I love when set dressers stop being creative and just use slightly different normal things as furniture
>space couch
>space mirror
>space chair
>space desk
reminds me of DUNC and Josh Brolin's space shirt
Why would the furniture in crews be quarters be especially sci fi? Basic furniture has been the same for thousands of years
Why would they be scifi at all outside of integrated tech like displays and computers? Why make a mirror a funky polygon instead of a sleek, practical rectangle?
Eh. I kind of like that we're at a point where some things are just at the end of their technological development, and seeing stuff presented that way in far future sci fi is fun.
>DUNC
Are you referring to CUNC?
and it's sequel twunc
During big wars and mass mobilizations a lot of young people end up as officers because the wartime military is many times larger than the peacetime military
>Bridge
I'd consign her to the poop-deck tbh
Carmen was a dangerous menace and deserved to be grounded before she killed someone. Instead they made her captain.
always smiling like a goddamn buffoon
You sound like J Jonah Jameson
Why does the blonde chick look familiar?
Amy Smart from like Crank, Scrubs, etc.
Because that's Amy Smart
Missed opportunity to have them lez it out in the shuttle.
>door mechanism fails
>splat
why would you design something like that?
I don't think it failed. It was sealing off a compromised part of the ship.
how about it firing rocket engines a foot away from people kek
Her moron smile always triggers me
Why did she make that unnecessary detour?
Sweatie, it's her turn to drive the ship. It's important that you just sit down and shut up now and let the women fix things that you men broke, ok?
is that from the 2nd one? I don't remember that scene in the first
Looks like the Joker
Cute. If it were Tom Cruise doing the exact same thing you morons would be clapping and bouncing in your seats.
This shows why practical is so important
Even if you can't do the entire thing practically - figure out what you can do, do it, and then CGI the rest, it adds so much more to the scene
Sure, we can add blood effects in CGI and they look fairly OK, but they don't look as good as some guy with a hose and some red liquid.
Also the guy and the blood-hose will be a frickload cheaper
>add blood effects in CGI and they look fairly OK
cgi blood usually looks terrible. especially when they try to have blood spread outward from a wound on clothing or something. was very disappointed to see the Coen's use it a lot in Buster Scuggs.
>Also the guy and the blood-hose will be a frickload cheaper
cheaper, maybe, but you cant go back in and change the amount of blood a dozen times on the whim of some producer, which im pretty sure is one of the biggest reasons they use cgi so much now--indecisiveness.
But where did the cow go?
The alien bug ate it, weren't you paying attention?
>Here’s your Sky Marshall, bro
Everyone in the society has proven they put the good of their society above their own selfish desires
So if a lesbian black woman is able to complete her service and earn her citizenship I accept her.
At least the previous sky marshal resigned after the defeat, I live in a country where I am ruled by clinical idiots, greedily clinging to power.
These two army generals presided over so many humiliating defeats and meatgrinders.
General Milley also didn’t resign after the collapse of Afghanistan and another male paediatrician was made the admiral.
Earth is fricked if the arachnids invade us.
What if the arachnids already did invade and are secretly ruling us in ~~*human*~~ form?
>Fascism is le good.
>I live in a country where I am ruled by clinical idiots, greedily clinging to power
That could be any country. You aren't special.
He's a redditgay, what do you expect?
Maybe, but there's a slight difference between you and me. You didn't reissue all your deposits and the apartment to your parents, and you didn't officially quit your job, waiting for the autumn draft, so as not to get to the front line.
all 3 of these dudes genuinely look subhuman. left looks especially monke
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How have these two morons evaded getting flung from a window? They are presiding over one of the most embarasing military blunders in history.
Is there a single woman out there that's ever been more attractive than Denise Richards in this movie? Her, Jennifer Connelly and Brook Shields are all absolute peak
Sure thing, buddy.
I don't know any doctor jokes
Lots of them when you start digging.
Denise is hot but she doesn't really compete with the 80s super models in terms of sheer mathematically perfect facial aesthetics.
>1 kN0W
The world doesn’t revolve around you kiddo
We were talking about why movies from the 90’s still look good
It was relevant to the conversation you are a butthurt c**t
Almost all are white with a couple of Asians and one woman.
>one woman.
two
I’m not a tourist you are an insecure homosexual looking for the “redditors” this isn’t your secret club you stupid b***h I’d bet money I’ve been here longer than you Kek
Get ahold of your dick homo
No spergs like you have been trying to pretend like Cinemaphile is your severer clubhouse since 2011 despite it being one of the most popular websites in the world
“My secret club” is a meme from like 2016.
The way you are sperging out makes me think you are projecting
Yeah, I'd expect a redditgay to report that guy.
>2016
hahahaha fricking newbie. Go back to knowyourmeme
b***h I’ve been here since 2004
>its a dishonest redditgay episode
No you haven't, hahahahahahha
>thinks this random chink comes close to prime Denise Richard’s
Lmao
Carmen has a genius intellect and was literally bred through eugenics to be an officer.
>when you nutted, but she still suckin
The way it just crunches right through their skulls always made me cringe despite how gory the rest of the movie was.
What did you want it to do?
i can't watch this movie since i have an on off relationship with a 10 and when i see similar looking people i get so frustrated and miss her pussy so bad
it's why i stopped watching voyager when 7o9 came in
I can't watch lord of the rings anymore because I was with a girl who looked exactly like Liv Tyler in that movie, and then she just ghosted me after telling me she loved me. It still hurts so damned bad...but then again, I am married, and she WAS a side girl, the only side girl i have ever had. but i would have left my wife for her in a heartbeat had she asked, or even implied she wanted me too.
I dunno, maybe I shouldn't have said I loved her too...women are fricked, I guess she wanted me to use her or something, fml.
I can't listen to Blur or any britpop because of a British girl I was with. Happens to all of us, my man.
So...
Was Buenos Aires an inside job?
>Was Buenos Aires an inside job?
definitely
Bugs can't melt cities!
but israelites can mwahaha get it
reddit is down the hall and to the left
prostitute
She is getting FRICKED
Her video message to Johnny always felt to me like an interactive adult video. I half-expected the video to pause and for a few options to appear on the screen to commence the sex
>le generic i wish i was white plastic surgery bug face
bump with reptiloids
GEEEEWOOOHOOAHOAAA RICO YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.
Good morning ma'am
>Starship fricking Troopers thread about chicks
>no mention of Dizz
Absolute troglodytes and foreigners, the lot of you
>"At least I got to have you.."
Heres the full movie on YT BTW
(Use a non USA proxy)
Imagine taking over for her after a 6 hour watch and jumping into her chair and having all her fart and pussy stench waft over
more like FRIDGE officer lmao b***h has no hips kek
Back in the 90s no one cared about ass and hips because society wasnt Black personfied. In fact women with those features were mocked. Big breasts on a small frame was all that mattered and she had them.
dude you can just admit you're gay
>If you like breasts you're gay
YWNBAW
My eyes almost always focus on her piggy nose. I feel like it got worse in The World is not Enough too.
>mom is watching The Bold and the Beautiful
>I recognize her right away
Not bad for a walled woman.
yikes
How to behave in the community shower guys?
Invite women to grab your balls, to make sure the guys know you are not an homo
You guys think the other branches of the military also had community showers in training?.
Or this is just something for the grunts?.
it's just a kink of paul verhoeven
1. Don't be an ESL homosexual
2. Activate windows, you stupid c**t.
Unironically get a bonar and make all the female leave. Then have to listen to HR give me shit about how I need to somehow control my brain telling my dick to get hard when theres a naked woman within any distance on the planet from me.
For some reason the communal shower scene didn't strike me as weird until I saw people mention it. It felt a natural part of this world where racial, sexual, etc. barriers faded as we united against the aliens as a species.
The black girl in the shower scene was way cuter than anyone else in the movie
For me, it's The Forever War
This captured my military experience
>go away for a while
>in your absence everybody has turned into weird gay aliens
>now you are the freak relic of the past
>oh cool this is the infamous shower scene
>wait, where's denise richards?
Two words
Starship. Frickin Troopers
This is how it works in the real world. Successful people are usually very good looking because intelligence is correlated with high time preference (and height). Spend time around rich people and you'll see.
>all that shit on the dressing table even on a spaceship
wimmin, amirite.
more like a rape victim when I'm done with her
Can't rape the willing