>here's your Gen Z/Alpha James Bond?

>here's your Gen Z/Alpha James Bond, Cinemaphile

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like what?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    never trust a man with weird taste in women.
    always fricked in the head, always

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he has taste in women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spoken like a true normalBlack person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only like tomboy women. What does that say about me?
      >inb4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the straightest and based of men
        tan tomboys secretly want you to force them into a white sundress no pan then impregnated bent over any and all surfaces

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cultured and cultivated.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That means you are my brother. Lately I've been enjoying the oeuvre of Shibasaki Haru.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        does this turn you on, homo?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that's definitely what "tomboy" means bro, it has "boy" in it so it definitely means post-op troony

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie he said tombpy not mental illness

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A high caste enlightened man

        Captcha: 0NYX

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liking tomboys says you're most likely a virgin with no friends. You want a buddy with a vegana who will put up with your autistic bullshit. She doesn't exist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gonna lie. If my best friend (male) and I was magically reborn into an isekai anime land and either of us were reborn as a hot anime babe, I'd be happy if we could marry and bang each other.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron, the opposite is what makes you like tomboys. You get a taste of how shallow, boring and incredibly unpleasant 'real' women are and you want their bodies with the personality of a friend so you can fricking stand them speaking. Nothing more than that, you pseud piece of shit. I'm aware that they don't exist hence why this archetype is so alluring. Women in the real world are fricking demons with no soul.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have mommy issues, i would frick a granny if it had a great body

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        go get the scissors
        stretch it out
        DO YOU WANT ME TO CUT IT OFF?!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a millennial.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's nice to see a young man still be close with his mother

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Age gaps are becoming hotter and more common

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna milk him dry

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would they make James Bond blonde?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon i'm glad you're out of that coma but sit down i have some bad news

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT ALL COMES
        TUMBLING DOWN
        TUMBLING DOWN

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reckon mummy let him fool around with other women once in a while as long as she claims the ultimate right for his horse wiener

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God she looks so smug. That is the look of a granny who knows she won.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alpha b***h stealing hot young men with big dongs

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of those guys do you mean?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could be kino, could be shit. It all depends if they give him some good material. If you want to be sold on him, watch Bullet Train. Shit movie but he's fantastic in it.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gayest actor since Vin Diesel

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At what point does this quality as spam and flooding? If I was doing this half as much as OP I would've had to ban evade 7 times by now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not spamming if it's spaced out and done like once every 3 days and just asking people about a topic related to movies. The trust fund band shit is spamming.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it's gonna be Callum Turner. No other reason he suddenly started dating Dua Lipa.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know Iggy Pop and Aaron-Taylor Johnson was dating.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's one hot granny

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