>"I could just continue being a lil QT girl who does a mix of profitable, tentpole films and acclaimed indie roles that are tailored to my tomboyish personality so it's not even difficult to get into the characters..." >"LOL nah I'll chop my breasts off, get muscle implants and plastic surgery and take hormones so I look like a teenager meth head boy and lose every decent opportunity I have in Hollywood because every producer sees me as batshit crazy and visually repugnant now"
How is it not a mental illness??
Except that is the cure. Suicidal depression has no real cure. You will be miserable until you die. Killing yourself literally is the best thing you can do. No, Taking HRT and pretending to be a girl isn't gonna make you not suicidally depressed, it'll just move some things around and will add "ywnbaw" as another reason to do it.
You too stupid to see how her looks were the fricking reason she transitioned? How are you all so dense. She is changing herself because she feels dirty. She blames herself for being an eternal e-girl and getting raped by every Hollywood exec she's ever been alone with.
She can't fight them and keep her career, so she broke herself. Nobody wants to rape her now. She is finally free.
I feel like she's been failed by everyone.
This shit is obvious as frick.
I have Gilbert's Syndrome and light jaundice, still look healthy as frick. She looks like a junkie, maybe started the hormone meds early and they drained her life force.
My mom got this for like a month, turned completely yellow. Got hospitalized for it and it cleared up eventually, the doctors never figured out what caused it or why it fixed itself.
Also, this will be the first time Tom Holland's British accent is heard in a film for over 10 years.
The last time he ever used his British accent was in a British English dub of a Studio Ghibli anime film: Arrietty.
Tom Holland finally using his native British accent in a film? It's like one of my Japanese animes.
It's what zoomers look like.
Boomers don't care about james bond like they did in the 20th century and millennials think he's problematic, so they have to pander to them instead.
She will be the Bond girl. The antagonist will be a white supremacist Trump inspired character and the opening scene will be a terrorist attack on Muslims/black people.
Why can't they get with the times and genderswap James Bond into a sexually aggressive woman who grabs men's genitals without their asking, and makes twinks uncomfortable with her barely hidden flirting before she blows their brains out and makes a terrible pun like >and to think, he used to be all brains and no brawn
or, say after locking him in a centrifuge that makes him die after all the blood goes to his head >I knew I'd get you to blush
Just end the series, Bond doesn't make sense now that Great Britain is officially over.
makes even more sense, it's an apt metaphor of Britain's increasing irrelevance, positioning itself both as a multi-cultural and modern country and yet simultaneously harkening and wistfully wishing for a return to the days of yore when it was a Norman overclass that brutally abused all the other inferior races and the Irish
I was born in 1996, me and all the people my age that I know are definitely not zoomers, we spent most of our early childhood without the internet, social media didn't really become a thing until we were 12-13. Zoomers were raised from birth in the social media era.
not exactly from birth but yeah being young enough by the time social media, smartphones etc. became established (2009-2010) that it makes no difference. I'd say 2000.
I was born in 2000 and I’d agree that we’re a different breed from the later zoomers (see: tiktok and fortnite gays) but to call ourselves millennials is definitely wrong
That's because "generations" are an extremely rough classification at best. Early millennials have frick all in common with late millennials, same for gen x and every other generation. You can't really take a span of like 20 years and say "yeah everyone born in this time grew up in basically the same environment. That's like saying the 50s were basically the 70s.
This. I was born in 1993 and I have as much in common with a person born in 1987 as someone born in 1999, but I have nothing in common with someone born in 1973. Generations are twenty years.
No, no it isn't. Millenials are born in the 90's. Being born in the 80's and being called a "millenial" makes zero fricking sense
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Anonymous
So you think 90s kids were gen x?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What? No, they are millenials. Kids born in the 80's are still genX
>be wrong >get proved wrong multiple times >NO EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG
good job
>65-78
lists mtv
This is moronic
>grows up with technology
This is even more moronic. It's almost like you zoomers are moronic
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kids that were teens in the 90s were born in the 80s. People aren't born as teenagers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No shit. Doesn't make those stupid memes correct. The farthest back to be considered a millenial should be 88'. Too young to remember anything in the 80's and a teenager by 911. Considering people born in 1980 a millenial is pushing it way too far. There are no based millenials
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's alright then cause no one based was born in the 80s
2 years ago
Anonymous
>be wrong >get proved wrong multiple times >NO EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG
good job
2 years ago
Anonymous
"marriage equality" what a globohomosexual newspeak term
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Anonymous
So someone who experienced the rise of social media and the internet at the age of 30, the age my parents were when they had me, is totally the same as me who experienced it as an 11-year-old kid. Yeah the more I think about it the more this generation system seems stupid to me.
If 1996 is gen z, then you definitely are separate from the post-2000 born ones. You have a much more concerte memory of pre-clown world. You were old enough to have the mental faculities to notice it gaining traction in around 2014 onwards in a way some 2002 born guy is likely to have. I suspect the 1996-1999 ones in particular may be the ones to really lean rightwards as time goes on.
Based. Bond movies suck. Casino Royale was the last good one. Actors who become 007 get locked into doing nothing but mediocre bond movies for 10 fricking years. Glad Daniel got out of it. Bond is finished I think, you don't have modern spies doing exciting shit. You have sleeper spies logging boring shit for most of their lives. Pencil necks at computers do all the work.
They should pause bond for a while then do a soft reboot with bond SET IN WW1 and go all the way to "modern times"
This. It’s impossible to do a modern Bond without it being “Bond is the last action spy in a world moving on from him”. Boring and predictable. Set it in the 50s.
>you don't have modern spies doing exciting shit. You have sleeper spies logging boring shit for most of their lives
kek it's always been like that, Bond was never real. If you want a realistic take on what spying was like in the "based good old days" of the Cold War check out Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. What was real was the masculine ideals and national pride his character represented, which are gone now.
Bond movie should be late 1940s, early 1950s, just coming out of WW2, and Bond should get called in by MI6 and told that he needs to go and get a couple of missing Germans who got paperclipped.
I doubt this will happen, but I'm guessing the direction they'll go for (assuming no hardcore SJW shit like making Bond a woman or something) is to take a completely opposite direction from Craig's serious stuff and go full lighthearted and zoomer. Meaning the next Bond movie could be a shitier version of Kingsman, so I could see this casting happening.
It would be nice if he got played by a realistic looking guy for a change: like a Bob Hoskins or a George Costanza type. Small and bald. But still an alcoholic selfloathing womanizer highly skilled chad
He's literally me, I wear the same clothes all the time.
I like the thought of him having his go to blue singlet. I bet he's happy when he unloads his washing and finds it in there
>oh wow a young James Bond, cant wait to see him wet behind the ears and making a douche of himself.
That's just an excuse for the production to surround the fake main character bond with female characters that are better than him in every way and get everything done.
yeah plus Britain is a walking corpse of a country now, and things are only gonna get worse. I think the Queen is the last living cultural connection the UK has to the "glory days" of the old Britain. Once she dies the collapse will accelerate (not that she's important in any other way), and stuff like Bond will have no relevance. Pozzing the shit out of him and pissing on the franchise's legacy will be all that's left.
James Bond is synonymous with whitey and whitey is lame as frick now and therefore so is James Bond
The lightspeed disintegration of British culture over the last 15 - 20 is one of the most tragic events of all time. All of european culture is fading fast, but Britain feels like it went from this vibrant, unique culture full of grand traditions and dynamic cultural movements to a non-descript cultural void full of people who seem vaguely embarrassed to be considered British.
It's crazy when you think about how quick it happened though, as recently as 10 years ago wallance and gromit were timelessly british characters, but if you released it today it'd feel dated and strange.
If they were released today it would be lambasted as being 'unbearably white' and shit like that, but this isn't unique to Britain though, is it? It's depressing but it's a depression shared by the Anglosphere/Western world. It's as bizarre reading up about 20th century American as it is England. God knows how the French, Germans, Italians, etc. are faring. The Russians, at least, had their cultural eradicated over a century ago and it's not within living memory, and, even then, the Tsarist civilization wasn't all that great. They missed out on having the peak period of happiness and prosperity that the UK and America had
It's really surreal reading about stuff from the late Victorian era to EVEN the 60's. It was actually a civilization with some pride, purpose, and community that was both local as well as national.
The girl I had a crush on in elementary school looked like Zendaya.
Meanwhile, I look like Elliot Page.
She rejected me but I got two severely moronic creepy yandere femcel gfs in return.
They would be yanderes if they weren't so moronic that they're not capable of harming anyone intentionally.
Considering how fricking godawful some of the other suggestions I regularly see are, he wouldn't be terrible.
But they should really cast an unknown actor in his mid 20s with an aged/weathered face. That way he can play the role for 20 years and grow up with the character, but never be a comic-relief joke.
>younger
Good idea. Anyone suggesting all these actors already in their 40s are fricking morons. Does no one remember how Craig was literally whining about being too old for this shit by his 3rd film? >shorter
Dumb idea. Especially choosing someone like Holland. Height doesn't make you look younger except when you're talking about literal teenagers. Height shouldn't be a huge factor in the casting but he should be tall enough that you believe he can realistically fight strong goons in a brawl.
short kings this is our chance
The Jon Snow days shall return.
MANLETBROS THIS IS OUR MOMENT
SHORTKING SUMMER
that's the most moronic conclusion i've ever read
Elliot Page
The perfect choice.
>"I could just continue being a lil QT girl who does a mix of profitable, tentpole films and acclaimed indie roles that are tailored to my tomboyish personality so it's not even difficult to get into the characters..."
>"LOL nah I'll chop my breasts off, get muscle implants and plastic surgery and take hormones so I look like a teenager meth head boy and lose every decent opportunity I have in Hollywood because every producer sees me as batshit crazy and visually repugnant now"
How is it not a mental illness??
Gender Dysphoria is a mental illness
Suicidal depression's a mental illness too but you don't see therapists telling their patients the cure is to go kill themselves
Except that is the cure. Suicidal depression has no real cure. You will be miserable until you die. Killing yourself literally is the best thing you can do. No, Taking HRT and pretending to be a girl isn't gonna make you not suicidally depressed, it'll just move some things around and will add "ywnbaw" as another reason to do it.
Did you not notice ellens hairline? It was over for her as a girl. Elliot on the other hand…
You too stupid to see how her looks were the fricking reason she transitioned? How are you all so dense. She is changing herself because she feels dirty. She blames herself for being an eternal e-girl and getting raped by every Hollywood exec she's ever been alone with.
She can't fight them and keep her career, so she broke herself. Nobody wants to rape her now. She is finally free.
I feel like she's been failed by everyone.
This shit is obvious as frick.
She already looked sickly and like something was wrong with her before becoming a troony.
RIP
I have Gilbert's Syndrome and light jaundice, still look healthy as frick. She looks like a junkie, maybe started the hormone meds early and they drained her life force.
My mom got this for like a month, turned completely yellow. Got hospitalized for it and it cleared up eventually, the doctors never figured out what caused it or why it fixed itself.
she was being true to herself
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
Jesus fricking christ
Not British, though.
Also, this will be the first time Tom Holland's British accent is heard in a film for over 10 years.
The last time he ever used his British accent was in a British English dub of a Studio Ghibli anime film: Arrietty.
Tom Holland finally using his native British accent in a film? It's like one of my Japanese animes.
did he rent those shoes? Why do they have 37 written on the front in marker
>he
I can hear Bond's theme just by looking at it
>This might seem like any ordinary pen Mr. Bond, but if you twist the cap it's actually a concealed dilator
It's amazing how celebs will wear something moronic if an Italian designer puts their name on them.
The problem isn't the design of the suit but the measurements. My guess is she's hoping that it'll somehow make her look bigger.
I would watch the shit out of that
Now that's a real man
Hollywood hates everything that James Bond is about. There is no way they'll ever make another good James Bond movie.
Of course not no more drinking womanising white hero. Too problematic
I hope they cast someone else, I'd rather see Tom Holland do other films. Cast someone nobody cares about.
I can't wait!
Ah, manlet cope.
honey, he already got Uncharted (the modern 007), and he blew it
I thought uncharted was just Tomb Raider but for homosexuals?
Uncharted is tomb raider but not for has beens. Modern tomb raider is diet uncharted.
I've never liked James Bond.
Having a younger bond in the 5'8-5'10 size makes perfect sense. That said, Tom Holland would be terrible casting
Holland is 5’6” of his own admission which probably means he’s closer to 5’5”
It really doesn't matter what the actors actual height is. I'm talking about how tall James bond is portrayed in the film.
Unless Bond is going to be 12 there's no reason for him to be a midget. Respectable men are 6'0" or more by the time they're 16.
>Let's make masculine icon James Bond a nerdy midget with a b***h face
Gee, it's almost like there's some kind of agenda at play.
Meds kid
Or a bullet, if you can’t afford the former
>his sense of masculinity is tied to james bond
Lmaoing@ur life
Your sense of femininity isn't tied to cutting off your dick.
It's what zoomers look like.
Boomers don't care about james bond like they did in the 20th century and millennials think he's problematic, so they have to pander to them instead.
>zoom bond
no. just no. stop.
Wtf why can't it be Zendaya instead
She will be the Bond girl. The antagonist will be a white supremacist Trump inspired character and the opening scene will be a terrorist attack on Muslims/black people.
Wtf why can’t it be Hunter instead
man in dress
invest in rope
Spotted the chud.
Jimmy Olsen?!
Why can't they get with the times and genderswap James Bond into a sexually aggressive woman who grabs men's genitals without their asking, and makes twinks uncomfortable with her barely hidden flirting before she blows their brains out and makes a terrible pun like
>and to think, he used to be all brains and no brawn
or, say after locking him in a centrifuge that makes him die after all the blood goes to his head
>I knew I'd get you to blush
makes even more sense, it's an apt metaphor of Britain's increasing irrelevance, positioning itself both as a multi-cultural and modern country and yet simultaneously harkening and wistfully wishing for a return to the days of yore when it was a Norman overclass that brutally abused all the other inferior races and the Irish
>all the other inferior races and the Irish
So all the other inferior races?
The irish are a separate species not a race
Fair point.
well
this anon caught the joke I was hinting at.
jesus christ, frick no, no holland
He's actually a millennial tho
>1996
>millennial
I was born in 1996, me and all the people my age that I know are definitely not zoomers, we spent most of our early childhood without the internet, social media didn't really become a thing until we were 12-13. Zoomers were raised from birth in the social media era.
I was born in 1995 and I remember dial-up, and DSL being a big deal when we first got it. 1995-1996 people are definitely not zoomers.
not exactly from birth but yeah being young enough by the time social media, smartphones etc. became established (2009-2010) that it makes no difference. I'd say 2000.
I was born in 2000 and I’d agree that we’re a different breed from the later zoomers (see: tiktok and fortnite gays) but to call ourselves millennials is definitely wrong
what defines millennials as a generation for you?
People who were pre teens and teenagers in the 90s
basically if you remember 9/11
That's because "generations" are an extremely rough classification at best. Early millennials have frick all in common with late millennials, same for gen x and every other generation. You can't really take a span of like 20 years and say "yeah everyone born in this time grew up in basically the same environment. That's like saying the 50s were basically the 70s.
This. I was born in 1993 and I have as much in common with a person born in 1987 as someone born in 1999, but I have nothing in common with someone born in 1973. Generations are twenty years.
Everyone born in the 90's is a millenial. GenX stops at 89' and that's being very generous.
swing and a miss
>imagine believing this
Sorry if you were alive when Alf was the #1 show you certainly aren't a fricking millenial
That image is right though
No, no it isn't. Millenials are born in the 90's. Being born in the 80's and being called a "millenial" makes zero fricking sense
So you think 90s kids were gen x?
What? No, they are millenials. Kids born in the 80's are still genX
>65-78
lists mtv
This is moronic
>grows up with technology
This is even more moronic. It's almost like you zoomers are moronic
Kids that were teens in the 90s were born in the 80s. People aren't born as teenagers.
No shit. Doesn't make those stupid memes correct. The farthest back to be considered a millenial should be 88'. Too young to remember anything in the 80's and a teenager by 911. Considering people born in 1980 a millenial is pushing it way too far. There are no based millenials
That's alright then cause no one based was born in the 80s
>be wrong
>get proved wrong multiple times
>NO EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG
good job
"marriage equality" what a globohomosexual newspeak term
So someone who experienced the rise of social media and the internet at the age of 30, the age my parents were when they had me, is totally the same as me who experienced it as an 11-year-old kid. Yeah the more I think about it the more this generation system seems stupid to me.
D I G I T A L
what's the name of the next generation?
>you poor bastards
Gen alpha iirc.
If 1996 is gen z, then you definitely are separate from the post-2000 born ones. You have a much more concerte memory of pre-clown world. You were old enough to have the mental faculities to notice it gaining traction in around 2014 onwards in a way some 2002 born guy is likely to have. I suspect the 1996-1999 ones in particular may be the ones to really lean rightwards as time goes on.
oh boy I can't wait to see who will sell me Omega watches and Aston Martins while telling me being a white male is toxic
What is wrong with that c**t's jaw?
Stop bullying Tom.
Diamonds Are Straight Bussin'
Octobussy
Never Say Never Again To Me or My Wife's Son
Thunderballin’
Dr. No Cap
Kek
You Only Cap Twice
Elbabros... we're finished
Based. Bond movies suck. Casino Royale was the last good one. Actors who become 007 get locked into doing nothing but mediocre bond movies for 10 fricking years. Glad Daniel got out of it. Bond is finished I think, you don't have modern spies doing exciting shit. You have sleeper spies logging boring shit for most of their lives. Pencil necks at computers do all the work.
They should pause bond for a while then do a soft reboot with bond SET IN WW1 and go all the way to "modern times"
This. It’s impossible to do a modern Bond without it being “Bond is the last action spy in a world moving on from him”. Boring and predictable. Set it in the 50s.
>you don't have modern spies doing exciting shit. You have sleeper spies logging boring shit for most of their lives
kek it's always been like that, Bond was never real. If you want a realistic take on what spying was like in the "based good old days" of the Cold War check out Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. What was real was the masculine ideals and national pride his character represented, which are gone now.
Bond movie should be late 1940s, early 1950s, just coming out of WW2, and Bond should get called in by MI6 and told that he needs to go and get a couple of missing Germans who got paperclipped.
For me, it's Colin Salmon
Isn't this the guy who got cubed by lasers?
hehe yeah
>Do you expect me to talk?
>No, Mr Bond. I expect you to dice.
For me, it's the chick's dead falling off
Just WALK TWO STEPS BACK BRO
TWO STEPS
he seems a bit fishy to be in pond films
enough
The only reality where Elba is bond is one where Craig died or left somewhere before Skyfall
>Barbara Broccoli
lmao imagine not killing your parents for giving you this name
>Barbara Broccoli
hahahahaah wtf
Stop laughing, anon. She's a wop - that's basically the same thing as having a disability and being entitled to benefits.
I doubt this will happen, but I'm guessing the direction they'll go for (assuming no hardcore SJW shit like making Bond a woman or something) is to take a completely opposite direction from Craig's serious stuff and go full lighthearted and zoomer. Meaning the next Bond movie could be a shitier version of Kingsman, so I could see this casting happening.
>shaken, not stirred
Better than Holland
dude would make a good Q actually
Manlet shouldn’t be Bond. James Bond.
It would be nice if he got played by a realistic looking guy for a change: like a Bob Hoskins or a George Costanza type. Small and bald. But still an alcoholic selfloathing womanizer highly skilled chad
It was /ourspergchads/ turn, bros...
He's an even worse beefcake than Craig. And he's a dork. No thanks.
He's literally me, I wear the same clothes all the time.
I like the thought of him having his go to blue singlet. I bet he's happy when he unloads his washing and finds it in there
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he's a real life Ken, no charisma whatsoever
Just end the series, Bond doesn't make sense now that Great Britain is officially over.
The name is Bond, Manlett Bond.
oh wow a young James Bond, cant wait to see him wet behind the ears and making a douche of himself.
>oh wow a young James Bond, cant wait to see him wet behind the ears and making a douche of himself.
That's just an excuse for the production to surround the fake main character bond with female characters that are better than him in every way and get everything done.
I'm going to screencap this post and post it again when the first previews of the next Bond movie come out.
Z007MER
Bond?
I'll be useful Sir.
The only place a Fenian is useful is under the boot of an Englishman
t. Mohammed Bin Rashid-Choudry-Jones
Keep your knickers on, Seamus
This homosexual ruins every movie he's in.
To be fair, he does star in a lot of very shit films in the first place.
>Stirred, not shaken. With a slice of locally sourced lemon
Nice mustache, sir. Like a young Tom Selleck.
James Bond is synonymous with whitey and whitey is lame as frick now and therefore so is James Bond
yeah plus Britain is a walking corpse of a country now, and things are only gonna get worse. I think the Queen is the last living cultural connection the UK has to the "glory days" of the old Britain. Once she dies the collapse will accelerate (not that she's important in any other way), and stuff like Bond will have no relevance. Pozzing the shit out of him and pissing on the franchise's legacy will be all that's left.
The lightspeed disintegration of British culture over the last 15 - 20 is one of the most tragic events of all time. All of european culture is fading fast, but Britain feels like it went from this vibrant, unique culture full of grand traditions and dynamic cultural movements to a non-descript cultural void full of people who seem vaguely embarrassed to be considered British.
Yeah Britain's a lost cause
It's crazy when you think about how quick it happened though, as recently as 10 years ago wallance and gromit were timelessly british characters, but if you released it today it'd feel dated and strange.
Very sad
If they were released today it would be lambasted as being 'unbearably white' and shit like that, but this isn't unique to Britain though, is it? It's depressing but it's a depression shared by the Anglosphere/Western world. It's as bizarre reading up about 20th century American as it is England. God knows how the French, Germans, Italians, etc. are faring. The Russians, at least, had their cultural eradicated over a century ago and it's not within living memory, and, even then, the Tsarist civilization wasn't all that great. They missed out on having the peak period of happiness and prosperity that the UK and America had
Angloids called down the thunder, now they’ll reap the whirlwind.
Can you elaborate? Seems like you've got a unique insight - like how do you describe Britain, in depth, then vs. now?
The blonde girl in the bottom right is peak 'If only you knew how bad things were'
It's really surreal reading about stuff from the late Victorian era to EVEN the 60's. It was actually a civilization with some pride, purpose, and community that was both local as well as national.
Bond is meant to be handsome though
This guy could pull it off, he looks tough and can do an English accent
>under 5'10"
why?
so they can save money by building smaller sets
Warwick Davis is James Bond
Deep Roy is Fransisco Scaramanga
His voice isn't deep enough
Just cast Henry Cavil
How the frick is timonthy Olyphant never considered the role for bond? He was literally born for it.
he needs to bulk a little
>american
Americans shouldn't play Bond, ever.
He walks like a toddler wearing his dads shoes
>and heres your new bond girl zoomer
>isn't she just beautiful?
The girl I had a crush on in elementary school looked like Zendaya.
Meanwhile, I look like Elliot Page.
She rejected me but I got two severely moronic creepy yandere femcel gfs in return.
They would be yanderes if they weren't so moronic that they're not capable of harming anyone intentionally.
So it's gonna be James Manlet now?
I take it back
just give me a negress bond
Did Tom Holland have to eat out a Broccoli or suck off a Wilson?
What's the saying? "If Bond's a Yank, we riot"
Then they have nothing to worry about
Ryan Gosling, he's Canadian so technically British anyway.
that would be funny. another reason for lanklets to explode in seething anger, like they do whenever tom cruise is mentioned
>Here's your new 007, fr fr no cap
FRICK
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS DUDE
never watched a bond though
age doesn't matter when we have digital de-aging
only richard could pull it off
Would have been him if he’d stayed in the closet like Craig
When did he come out?
Considering how fricking godawful some of the other suggestions I regularly see are, he wouldn't be terrible.
But they should really cast an unknown actor in his mid 20s with an aged/weathered face. That way he can play the role for 20 years and grow up with the character, but never be a comic-relief joke.
>producers want to cast and actor who is under 510 (178cm)
Big fellahs....We lost.
Best Bond coming through
15 years ago yeah, now he's too old and fat
Nobody cares about Bond anymore. Craig killed it.
>younger
Good idea. Anyone suggesting all these actors already in their 40s are fricking morons. Does no one remember how Craig was literally whining about being too old for this shit by his 3rd film?
>shorter
Dumb idea. Especially choosing someone like Holland. Height doesn't make you look younger except when you're talking about literal teenagers. Height shouldn't be a huge factor in the casting but he should be tall enough that you believe he can realistically fight strong goons in a brawl.
young bond
yes a bond, before he became a smooth lady killer, killing machine
i'm hype bros
FRICK THE BROCCOLIS
FRICK MGM
FRICK AMAZON
FRICK SONY
THIS IS SO EASY
worst fricking tastes I've ever seen plus Bond shouldn't be a Black person
I don't mind Tom Holland but fricking hell do I hate how he's just the zoomer pandering actor.
The guy Madden who played Robb in GoT would make a good bond with these criteria
ITT:zoomers thinking they are millennial chads
Dirty stinky zooms trying to steal from the greatest generation
>balding manlet
>my cherry picked stock infographic is factually accurate but the dictionary definition is not
Sounds like a cope
A young Bond isn't a bad idea. Problem is all the current big name young actors are queer soiboy manlets.
I am not watching a Tom Holland Bond, simple as.
he's gonna be a pajeet
have you peeped at that cursed island lately?
Here's your new Bond, bongs
>he will be the longest running james bond
>young bond the rise
>old bond the skyfalls
>~~*producers*~~ want to destroy any and all effigies of masculinity or western dominance
woah, did i just wake up 50 years in the past
Honestly an American should be the next Bond
well it makes sense for the best spy in the world to be from the best race
James Bond is a career killer. You're making shitty Bond movies for 10-20 years that nobody cares about.
Tom Holland's The Crowded Room is going to be really good, and I hope he does stuff like that and Cherry in the future.
Bond is too problematic in 2022. A womanising secret agent? And he's WHITE? Eww, cancel it please.
Do zoomers actually talk like this, I mean outside tiktok?
>Under 5'10"
FRICK YOU HOLLYWOOD I WAS A SHOE IN YOU COULD HAVE HAD THE BEST BOND EVER BUT NO