He's a good choice for James Bond.

He's a good choice for James Bond. He's young, athletic and not a big name to demand a huge wage from the producers. The new generation that EON wants to market James Bond to seems to find he's charismatic and likeable and zoomer women love him.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like his voice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shockingly bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An anon posted a bit in the Kraven trailer in another Bond thread and that his voice sounds pretty deep and cool there and that's with an American accent. He can fix his voice.

        >and zoomer women love him
        >t.has never spoken to a woman in his life

        Go to his Instagram comments. It doesn't matter if we think he's not charismatic or handsome, the new generation of audiences seem to think he is and that's who they want to appeal to.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the new generation of audiences seem to think he is and that's who they want to appeal to
          Lol yes, surely the zoomers will save these films from being box office disasters.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomers are the biggest consumers ever. You overestimate them massively. Barbie and Oppenheimer prove they are truly mindless cattle goys. All EON needs to do is pay for a TikTok marketing campaign and AstroTurf some weird marketing gimmick to make them see it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Zoomers are the biggest consumers ever
              They make up the lowest percentage of theatergoers >18.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and zoomer women love him
    >t.has never spoken to a woman in his life

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It could be worse. Much worse.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's okay but shouldn't james bond be middle aged? How the frick are high society types that james bond spies on supposed to take this young guy seriously?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They sign on for multiple movies and the process of making them takes their toll on the actor, so best to get someone in their early 30s.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OP pic is older than Sean was here, by 2 years
        Frick's sake.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Connery grew up poor. Iirc he literally participated in fights to win money for his family.

          Likely a rougher upbringing than Johnson

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of it is modern diet, that made men so soft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ATJ is actually the same age as Bond in Casino Royale, the novel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OP pic is older than Sean was here, by 2 years
        Frick's sake.

        How are they turning men into twinks longer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't even know what they'll be doing in the next film, since they killed off 'James Bond' in the last one. Will this be an entire series reboot set in in the historical era the books were set in? Will it be a new origin story moved to the present day? Or will they go though the process of an existing Agent getting told 'Your name is now 'James Bond'?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'll be disappointing either way. It'll either be a beautifully done period piece but with modern sensibilities in its politics and casting or it'll just be modern day shit. I honestly see no reason in them continuing the Craig run with another "James Bond". I mean, the name itself would carry so much infamy in the criminal underworld it'll cease to be a name any spy would use.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bond isn't a regular spy, he's not even a spy. He's a 00, the highest tier of agent. Him being infamous actually works in that he's so efficient and undefeatable that he doesn't need covers or to misdirect. It's not a mistake or a plot hole, it's intentionally written that way. He's the MI6's best man and pseudo-mascot. It works if you make a bit of a Batman figure, like a villain knowing his time is up once he hears of Bond asking around for him.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly dishonest to not even mention the fact he's israeli. That's an essential piece of the puzzle to understanding this humiliation ritual.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a good choice because israelites also serve anglos in the real world

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's fricking goofy looking, won't be able to take this seriously at all.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond is an anachronistic mess and is essentially capeshit at this point. The only way to do it right would be as a period piece.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making Bond anything but a white man and setting it in the past would kill the franchise forever and prove they have no juice anymore and have to rely on memberberries.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was good in that brad pitt train movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i liked him in that too. all things considered, this is a very sound choice that won't get people confused like with Daniel Craig. if the movies are any good, remains to be seen...

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look English. I can accept a Pooloo as Bond if he looks English. This guy looks mors like a Russian Bond Villain, not the hero. He looks sleazy and conniving. Bond is suave and slick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are fricking out of it, man. Indian subhuman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goodmorning sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair Bond is a Scot-Swiss larping as a quintessential Englishman. You've had a Scot, Irishman, Welshman, Aussie and Englishman play him in the past.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listen frickface and listen well, nothing that you tell me, not a single one of your curated points will ever convince me to go watch this subversive homo-slop movie with this puppet israelite. I don't care if they pay every single Bond actor alive to suck his circumcised clown dick. I'm not watching. People are getting sick of your daily homosexual ad, stop it. I am not watching.
    /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i said it before and I'll say it again: a picture of Dalton as Bond should be next to kino in the dictionary.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Connery did it better

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a literal who, israeli and closeted homo. The franchise has died.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't at all convey conservative Englishness, he looks like a typical frickboy out of Los Angeles. Absolutely awful choice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bond isn't about being English, conservative, or anything else. The books were rewritten for a reason. Bond is about inclusivity. Elliot Page is the next bond.

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