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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's like looking in a mirror.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that perfect plastic young man i was telling you about

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on Barbie, let's go party...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does a 'serious actor' say yes to this shit?
    Absolutely embarrassing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like absolutely fricking BASED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of, if not the most popular toy line on the planet for the past 50+ years.
      AKA pic related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LOOK AT MY WAD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SHUTCHO MOUF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing it for the fans, so instead of making them watch his movies and become brooding mystery men, they're going to get to watch this and become the ultimate Chads. What we're seeing here is the beginning of the acceleration of the creation of Chads to such a degree that society will see a total himbo revolution, and it will start right here on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gosling hasn't gotten any roles in a long time and his last big movie (Blade Runner 2049) was a massive flop so he's probably pretty desperate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >last movie role: 2018
        what happened?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's not a very good actor and not too memorable. His fanbase is mostly young men from Cinemaphile which probably doesn't help.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            his wife is probably the breadwinner and the boss

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *girlboss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >last movie role: 2018
        what happened?

        He's not a very good actor and not too memorable. His fanbase is mostly young men from Cinemaphile which probably doesn't help.

        he's in the gray man you fricking morons
        >b-but it's a netflix mov-
        he's opposite chris fricking evans
        stop with this troon cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One low budget Netflix movie in 4 years, his career is really bussin'

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Low budget
            The film cost $200 million

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he is a real human bean. that includes having emotions like joy and happiness instead of seething bitter contempt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actuallt met Refn and he a LEGIT turbo autists. Literal Cinemaphile poster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What city were they in? It's a comfy background.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think this was during the filming of Only God Forgives, so Bangkok probably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now tell me who's the autist here?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You for not understanding the banter between lads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Barbie movie is going to be subversive and satirical as shit and you'd have to be braindead not to see that a mile away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >subversive and satirical

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the best case scenario and the only way to pull it off. They could easily screw it up, but if they pull it off... Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We want you to play Ken. Yes THAT Ken, our very serious and well budgeted Barbie movie.
      How the frick wouldn't you?
      I'd be more embarrassed if he took a roll in that new LotR shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      film directed by Greta Gerwig and written by Gerwig and Noah Baumbach. Both of them are critics darling with multiple Academy Awards nominations under their belts.
      it looks like a dumb movie from the pics, but it's probably going to be a clever satirical film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Absolutely embarrassing.
      >nooooo you can't act in a goofy role and have fun waaaaaaaaah
      you are embarrassing, sorry anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blackmail, adrenochrome withdrawal, etc.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whad do you mean Im changed? New Ryan gosling movie came out of course ive changed homie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin’ kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hiya Barbie
      >you wanna go see something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Realll human beannn

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    narrow shoulders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poast bod

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is quite possibly the best casting choice ever made.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    freddie prince let himself go...

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly is this movie gonna be about? what could the plot possibly be that Margot Robbie and Goose would agree to star in it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also Great Gerwig directing. I suspect some subversion, it's not going to be a """Barbie""" movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to leaks, I shit you not, this is more or less female Pinocchio. Barbie realizes she lives in a plastic fantastic world and wants to become a "real woman".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is there a scene when she takes of her panties and there is no puss-puss?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, in The Wolf of Wall Street

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a metaphor for trooning

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meds

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so many words, so few jokes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't tell if this is meant to be a trannie, a trannie hater, or what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will 100% be about Barbie realizing there's more to life than Dollsville and wanting to become a real woman being

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to stop racism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >margot robbie barbie
      this keeps getting better

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look "off"
    Maybe thats the effect they were going for but i don't know, it doesn't look 100% real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's a Barbie move, I'd say they nailed the aesthetic if anything.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im going to watch it in theaters

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it’s going to be kino

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gosling must know about his "incel" or "literally me" fanbase in some way right? Surely he has a PR/media team who scour the internet finding out about all they can in regards to what the media is stirring up about their client Ryan Gosling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably does know and isn't a fan of it so that's why he took on the Ken role.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well he must be seething now.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey look it's the guy from The Notebook.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros is it true that Ryan Gosling used a beltsander to smooth down his dick for this role?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you get it? THEY are laughing at us while they humiliate and degrade Ryan Gosling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's goofy, it's funny, relax, get jacked, go out in the sun, get a barbie gf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its still WBS I guess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was going to be Ellen DeGeneres from the thumbnail

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you are also gay? Good for you.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theres some weird shit going on with parallel worlds, musical numbers, explosions and action scenes so I guess the first trailer is gonna surprise people.

    Barbie meets the matrix basically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Kenverse will be him seeing himself as all of Ryan Gosling's past roles.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only the bravest anons will solo this movie on opening weekend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's going to be the dead center seat of the smallest theater I can find.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only bad thing i see coming out of this movie is the feminist stuff:

    Ken: come on barbie, let's go for a ride
    Barbie: umm, no Ken! The girls and I are discussing Simone de Beauvoir, you should totally read The Second Sex!!!

    Ken is probably going to be a wienery character who shows arrogance and dismay as Barbie becomes more liberated from the confines of the Dreamhouse lifestyle, maybe they'll have him come to terms with it by the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i should add: (still gonna be kino though because the goose)

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is how ken should look for today's generation of girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only a minority of terminally online fat girls actually like those gay asian twinks over a traditional chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fat
        idk about now but 10+ years ago it was the skeletons who liked them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Chad incarnate.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhh Satan bros???

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bingo Kester Fred Feet Lover Bongo...Ken

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The image that shattered Cinemaphile

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is going to be a big blow to all the goose posters on /gif/

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the set looks like those Barbie picture books I saw as a kid where they used the actual dolls
    Kink aesthetic

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh*
    time to update the personality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still need scissors to go sleeveless

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