He's doing it for the fans, so instead of making them watch his movies and become brooding mystery men, they're going to get to watch this and become the ultimate Chads. What we're seeing here is the beginning of the acceleration of the creation of Chads to such a degree that society will see a total himbo revolution, and it will start right here on Cinemaphile.
>We want you to play Ken. Yes THAT Ken, our very serious and well budgeted Barbie movie.
How the frick wouldn't you?
I'd be more embarrassed if he took a roll in that new LotR shit.
film directed by Greta Gerwig and written by Gerwig and Noah Baumbach. Both of them are critics darling with multiple Academy Awards nominations under their belts.
it looks like a dumb movie from the pics, but it's probably going to be a clever satirical film
According to leaks, I shit you not, this is more or less female Pinocchio. Barbie realizes she lives in a plastic fantastic world and wants to become a "real woman".
Gosling must know about his "incel" or "literally me" fanbase in some way right? Surely he has a PR/media team who scour the internet finding out about all they can in regards to what the media is stirring up about their client Ryan Gosling.
Theres some weird shit going on with parallel worlds, musical numbers, explosions and action scenes so I guess the first trailer is gonna surprise people.
the only bad thing i see coming out of this movie is the feminist stuff:
Ken: come on barbie, let's go for a ride
Barbie: umm, no Ken! The girls and I are discussing Simone de Beauvoir, you should totally read The Second Sex!!!
Ken is probably going to be a wienery character who shows arrogance and dismay as Barbie becomes more liberated from the confines of the Dreamhouse lifestyle, maybe they'll have him come to terms with it by the end.
It's like looking in a mirror.
>here's that perfect plastic young man i was telling you about
>Come on Barbie, let's go party...
How the frick does a 'serious actor' say yes to this shit?
Absolutely embarrassing.
More like absolutely fricking BASED
It's one of, if not the most popular toy line on the planet for the past 50+ years.
AKA pic related
LOOK AT MY WAD
SHUTCHO MOUF
He's doing it for the fans, so instead of making them watch his movies and become brooding mystery men, they're going to get to watch this and become the ultimate Chads. What we're seeing here is the beginning of the acceleration of the creation of Chads to such a degree that society will see a total himbo revolution, and it will start right here on Cinemaphile.
Gosling hasn't gotten any roles in a long time and his last big movie (Blade Runner 2049) was a massive flop so he's probably pretty desperate
>last movie role: 2018
what happened?
He's not a very good actor and not too memorable. His fanbase is mostly young men from Cinemaphile which probably doesn't help.
his wife is probably the breadwinner and the boss
*girlboss
he's in the gray man you fricking morons
>b-but it's a netflix mov-
he's opposite chris fricking evans
stop with this troon cope
One low budget Netflix movie in 4 years, his career is really bussin'
>Low budget
The film cost $200 million
he is a real human bean. that includes having emotions like joy and happiness instead of seething bitter contempt
I actuallt met Refn and he a LEGIT turbo autists. Literal Cinemaphile poster.
What city were they in? It's a comfy background.
I think this was during the filming of Only God Forgives, so Bangkok probably.
Now tell me who's the autist here?
You for not understanding the banter between lads.
The Barbie movie is going to be subversive and satirical as shit and you'd have to be braindead not to see that a mile away
>subversive and satirical
That's the best case scenario and the only way to pull it off. They could easily screw it up, but if they pull it off... Kino
>We want you to play Ken. Yes THAT Ken, our very serious and well budgeted Barbie movie.
How the frick wouldn't you?
I'd be more embarrassed if he took a roll in that new LotR shit.
film directed by Greta Gerwig and written by Gerwig and Noah Baumbach. Both of them are critics darling with multiple Academy Awards nominations under their belts.
it looks like a dumb movie from the pics, but it's probably going to be a clever satirical film
>Absolutely embarrassing.
>nooooo you can't act in a goofy role and have fun waaaaaaaaah
you are embarrassing, sorry anon
Blackmail, adrenochrome withdrawal, etc.
Whad do you mean Im changed? New Ryan gosling movie came out of course ive changed homie
Frickin’ kek
>Hiya Barbie
>you wanna go see something?
Heh
Realll human beannn
narrow shoulders.
Poast bod
This is quite possibly the best casting choice ever made.
freddie prince let himself go...
what exactly is this movie gonna be about? what could the plot possibly be that Margot Robbie and Goose would agree to star in it
Also Great Gerwig directing. I suspect some subversion, it's not going to be a """Barbie""" movie.
According to leaks, I shit you not, this is more or less female Pinocchio. Barbie realizes she lives in a plastic fantastic world and wants to become a "real woman".
is there a scene when she takes of her panties and there is no puss-puss?
yeah, in The Wolf of Wall Street
it's a metaphor for trooning
Meds
so many words, so few jokes
I can't tell if this is meant to be a trannie, a trannie hater, or what
It will 100% be about Barbie realizing there's more to life than Dollsville and wanting to become a real woman being
to stop racism
>margot robbie barbie
this keeps getting better
Why does it look "off"
Maybe thats the effect they were going for but i don't know, it doesn't look 100% real
I mean it's a Barbie move, I'd say they nailed the aesthetic if anything.
im going to watch it in theaters
it’s going to be kino
Gosling must know about his "incel" or "literally me" fanbase in some way right? Surely he has a PR/media team who scour the internet finding out about all they can in regards to what the media is stirring up about their client Ryan Gosling.
He probably does know and isn't a fan of it so that's why he took on the Ken role.
Well he must be seething now.
Hey look it's the guy from The Notebook.
Bros is it true that Ryan Gosling used a beltsander to smooth down his dick for this role?
He's literally me.
Don't you get it? THEY are laughing at us while they humiliate and degrade Ryan Gosling
Anon it's goofy, it's funny, relax, get jacked, go out in the sun, get a barbie gf
Its still WBS I guess
I thought this was going to be Ellen DeGeneres from the thumbnail
So you are also gay? Good for you.
Theres some weird shit going on with parallel worlds, musical numbers, explosions and action scenes so I guess the first trailer is gonna surprise people.
Barbie meets the matrix basically
The Kenverse will be him seeing himself as all of Ryan Gosling's past roles.
Only the bravest anons will solo this movie on opening weekend
For me it's going to be the dead center seat of the smallest theater I can find.
the only bad thing i see coming out of this movie is the feminist stuff:
Ken: come on barbie, let's go for a ride
Barbie: umm, no Ken! The girls and I are discussing Simone de Beauvoir, you should totally read The Second Sex!!!
Ken is probably going to be a wienery character who shows arrogance and dismay as Barbie becomes more liberated from the confines of the Dreamhouse lifestyle, maybe they'll have him come to terms with it by the end.
i should add: (still gonna be kino though because the goose)
this is how ken should look for today's generation of girls
only a minority of terminally online fat girls actually like those gay asian twinks over a traditional chad
>fat
idk about now but 10+ years ago it was the skeletons who liked them
cope
Literally Chad incarnate.
Uhhhh Satan bros???
Bingo Kester Fred Feet Lover Bongo...Ken
The image that shattered Cinemaphile
this is going to be a big blow to all the goose posters on /gif/
I like how the set looks like those Barbie picture books I saw as a kid where they used the actual dolls
Kink aesthetic
*sigh*
time to update the personality
still need scissors to go sleeveless