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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't put the sushi in the bazooka. And it's already precisely wrapped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine taking years to learn how to cook rice and put a piece of fish on it

      I'm starting to think the nips aren't very intelligent

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jiro nightmares of assrape

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unwatchable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The dvd commentary saves it.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top lel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BUNTARO

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jiro was a homosexual
    > Oh no you cannot have fun
    > Oh no you must constanry struggre
    > Oh no I haven't seen a pussy since I was born

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate americans so much it's unreal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mad
      >at a sushi bazooka

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      relax mr miyagi!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no webm of this in action
    You had one job, OP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like they've gone through some name changed, but it's the same product.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the ratio of rice to fish

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The virgin "300 DORRA BAKA GAIJIN" vs the Chad "A buck oh five, friendo!"

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not calling it the sushizooka

    Jesus Christ, how pathetic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not the basusha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not calling it the basuzookashi
      see how dumb that sounds trying to use words when they don't fit?

      >not the basusha

      this is good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >basuzookashi
        Reminds me of commies trying to force "Trumptards"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or trumptards trying to force “commiefornia”

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but commiefornia at least works phonetically.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like sushi. I don't hate the taste of it, but for the money, there's other food I'd rather eat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's cheaper than most takeout over here.
      t. swedistani

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've literally only had California deli rolls as anything sushi/sashimi related

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to conveyor belt sushi places, cheaper than a restaurant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea why people eat cold plain rice with uncooked fish stuffed in the middle. I don't get it, and I like other japanese food like ramen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sushi rice is not plain, it’s made with vinegar

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >normal rice: meh
          >Japanese rice: Wooow have all my money!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >food
            😐
            >food, cooked
            :O

            Why are humans like this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try tuna on rice, it's so good. I think it's called maguro

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get it comp'd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're betting canaries per hand.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talmbout some kinda

    Basushka?!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the whole scene is fetishizing japanese culture that was invented in the 70s

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no seaweed

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        lmao

        this....this is why i come here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this....this is why i come here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $100 billion to Ukraine for rice and fish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Obama.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hear nips stick their dicks in those things

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sushi Bazooka
    >HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER PRODUCT, THIS TIME FOR SUSHI LOVERS!!

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is great for giving ww2 flashbacks at the same time

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE EGG THE EGG

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