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2 months ago Reply Anonymous You don't put the sushi in the bazooka. And it's already precisely wrapped.
2 months ago Reply Anonymous >imagine taking years to learn how to cook rice and put a piece of fish on it I'm starting to think the nips aren't very intelligent
2 months ago Reply Anonymous Jiro was a homosexual > Oh no you cannot have fun > Oh no you must constanry struggre > Oh no I haven't seen a pussy since I was born
2 months ago Reply Anonymous It looks like they've gone through some name changed, but it's the same product.
2 months ago Reply Anonymous The virgin "300 DORRA BAKA GAIJIN" vs the Chad "A buck oh five, friendo!"
2 months ago Reply Anonymous >not calling it the basuzookashi see how dumb that sounds trying to use words when they don't fit? >not the basusha this is good
2 months ago Reply Anonymous I don't like sushi. I don't hate the taste of it, but for the money, there's other food I'd rather eat.
2 months ago Reply Anonymous i've literally only had California deli rolls as anything sushi/sashimi related
2 months ago Reply Anonymous I have no idea why people eat cold plain rice with uncooked fish stuffed in the middle. I don't get it, and I like other japanese food like ramen.
2 months ago Reply Anonymous the whole scene is fetishizing japanese culture that was invented in the 70s
2 months ago Reply Anonymous >Sushi Bazooka >HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER PRODUCT, THIS TIME FOR SUSHI LOVERS!!
You don't put the sushi in the bazooka. And it's already precisely wrapped.
>imagine taking years to learn how to cook rice and put a piece of fish on it
I'm starting to think the nips aren't very intelligent
Jiro nightmares of assrape
unwatchable
The dvd commentary saves it.
Top lel
BUNTARO
Jiro was a homosexual
> Oh no you cannot have fun
> Oh no you must constanry struggre
> Oh no I haven't seen a pussy since I was born
I hate americans so much it's unreal
>mad
>at a sushi bazooka
relax mr miyagi!
>no webm of this in action
You had one job, OP.
It looks like they've gone through some name changed, but it's the same product.
>the ratio of rice to fish
The virgin "300 DORRA BAKA GAIJIN" vs the Chad "A buck oh five, friendo!"
>not calling it the sushizooka
Jesus Christ, how pathetic.
>not the basusha
>not calling it the basuzookashi
see how dumb that sounds trying to use words when they don't fit?
this is good
>basuzookashi
Reminds me of commies trying to force "Trumptards"
Or trumptards trying to force “commiefornia”
Not him but commiefornia at least works phonetically.
I don't like sushi. I don't hate the taste of it, but for the money, there's other food I'd rather eat.
It's cheaper than most takeout over here.
t. swedistani
i've literally only had California deli rolls as anything sushi/sashimi related
Go to conveyor belt sushi places, cheaper than a restaurant.
I have no idea why people eat cold plain rice with uncooked fish stuffed in the middle. I don't get it, and I like other japanese food like ramen.
Sushi rice is not plain, it’s made with vinegar
>normal rice: meh
>Japanese rice: Wooow have all my money!
>food
😐
>food, cooked
:O
Why are humans like this?
Try tuna on rice, it's so good. I think it's called maguro
Can I get it comp'd?
Only if you're betting canaries per hand.
Talmbout some kinda
Basushka?!
the whole scene is fetishizing japanese culture that was invented in the 70s
>no seaweed
kek
lol
this....this is why i come here
lmao
$100 billion to Ukraine for rice and fish
Thanks Obama.
I hear nips stick their dicks in those things
>Sushi Bazooka
>HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER PRODUCT, THIS TIME FOR SUSHI LOVERS!!
This is great for giving ww2 flashbacks at the same time
THE EGG THE EGG