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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll raise.
    Fold fold fold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Succinct.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a smart move, be honest you morons. It was a real threat someone had pocket 10’s, meaning another 10 on the turn or the river would mean a tidy 5 of a kind, easily blowing, Damon’s full house out of the water.

      I don't get this thread. What should he have done? Raised? Folded?

      He should have raised a nominal amount or gone all in as if he was bluffing pocket 10s or something

      I'm a semi pro poker player.
      If I was him, I would have considered a three-bet light with my pocket rockets if the loose cannon in the cutoff had been spewing chips all night, so my opponent would be a prime candidate for a squeeze play. If I just flat-called, the nit to my left might have tried to steal the pot with a delayed continuation bet on the flop. By three-betting, I could potentially isolate the maniac and inflate the pot while still having the best hand pre-flop. Anyway, I hope that helps.

      i feel like im taking crazy pills. do you guys seriously not understand where the humour comes from this clip? it has nothing to do with his hand or what he should or shouldnt have done. the reason its funny is because hes a fricking professional actor and when he saw he had a good hand he jumped out his seat and delivered some of the shittiest acting of all time trying to hide his excitement

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        professional actor =/ good actor
        His best role was in Team America

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I RAISE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I raise muh dick

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a smart move, be honest you morons. It was a real threat someone had pocket 10’s, meaning another 10 on the turn or the river would mean a tidy 5 of a kind, easily blowing, Damon’s full house out of the water.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He only needed a five for 21 tho.

      Also 66666 checke’d my homie.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I check

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get this thread. What should he have done? Raised? Folded?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. He should have folded and jumped out the window

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should have bet, what an butthole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should have raised a nominal amount or gone all in as if he was bluffing pocket 10s or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >raise and people will fold
        >all in and people will fold
        >best you can do is check and hope someone gets brave
        Poker is such a moronic thing. People wanna act like there is much skill involved.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is like 70/30 luck skill
          that anon is also wrong check or c bet is right call in this situation, all in is a moronic move

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All in is definitely not a moronic move, considering the context of this particular game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You read the table, autist anon. Some people like to play safe, some raise for no fricking reason. Half the game is figuring out the other players’ behavior and exploiting it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >play AFK all game
          >now you can't make moves now that you actually have a hand
          its really intuitive to people who arent moronic cucks actually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a semi pro poker player.
      If I was him, I would have considered a three-bet light with my pocket rockets if the loose cannon in the cutoff had been spewing chips all night, so my opponent would be a prime candidate for a squeeze play. If I just flat-called, the nit to my left might have tried to steal the pot with a delayed continuation bet on the flop. By three-betting, I could potentially isolate the maniac and inflate the pot while still having the best hand pre-flop. Anyway, I hope that helps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phenomenal post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        great post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll stick to Yu-Gi-Oh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He shouldn't have gone
      >a-WOOOO-gah
      >hummuna hummuna hummuna
      >*dog whistle*
      the second he saw the cards.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He played the hand exactly how his character in Rounders said NOT to play it.
    The ironing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On rewatching, the improv banter between Norton and Damon’s characters is dumb and badly done

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 homosexual redditors start sperging about this
    you don't know how to play poker

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill hit him over and over until he cant see anymore

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israelite me, sue me, israelite me

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going to my first casino soon to play poker, any tips?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the money you take to vegas stays in vegas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aces are the best cards in the game so you should probably try to play when you have them 🙂 hope this advanced guide helps

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I chuck.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like when poker coverage only shows you one player's hand so nobody in the room can armchair quarterback "I would've folded there"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like when they commercial break every 4 minutes and you get to hear that stupid fricking guitar riff twice every time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I like when they commercial break every 4 minutes
        You should really listening to some AM radio then

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PYAY HEEM.

    PYAY DYAT MYAN HEES MYONEE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly his best role

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a good casual online poker site where I don't need to use real money but can play real people?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are full of bots, you might as well just play video poker apps by yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can play low stakes on most betting/casino sites
      sports betting site I use has an online casino you can play with as low as 10 euro buy in with 10 cent blinds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just play on Pokerstars with like a 2 USD buy in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm currently playing on my phone like that, there are loads of apps for free poker and they work well. There are microtransactions for when you lose all you ships, but you can just as well start a new account, and if you're not terrible you should never need to pay/restart

      Its reasonably fun for a mobile game but it doesnt compare to real poker cause people play like maniacs when they have nothing "real" to lose. Prepare to see some players that preflop all in with an 8 and 10 offsuited and then 4 morons calling that cause they can just go to the next game if they lose. The rare games that are really fun are those where everyone actually wants to try and win

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here’s that genius janitor I was telling you about

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't even make sense for him to have this hand and not fold pre flop unless he was big blind and everyone checked through but Mecs hand A2 suited is at least worth a bet pre flop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesn't even make sense for him to have this hand and not fold pre flop
      Who the frick folds pre flop, the frick outta here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fold pre flop

        This is why you don't get pussy.

        if I were playing with you guys I would just go all in every hand without looking at my cards

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you'd get cleaned out lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you haven't heard? I'm kind of a big deal around here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of logic is that? There's a difference to not folding pre flop and calling everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im taking the piss cause those guys are clearly joking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fold pre flop

      This is why you don't get pussy.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it autism?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OF COURSE I LIED IT'S POKER

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fold all night
    >get ubeatable hand once
    >raise
    >win
    >continue evening raising with trash hands every now and then
    >walk away with more than I entered with
    poker is ez

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >poker is ez
      How much money have you made playing it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poker players certaintly have the gaygiest community.

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