Hoe many times have DC animation and movies done this Geoff Johns' patented gag?
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Not enough.
I'm a bit confused, doesn't Batman primarily fight mobsters and the mentally ill? How exactly would ending poverty fix that?
That's true. In fact, in many comics it is shown how Batman is usually less aggressive with minor criminals, and even tries to help him in one way or another.
The OP image is just an example of a scriptwriter trying too hard to be smarter than he actuallyis.
I'm really not sure where the joke that batman assaults poor people comes from. Most adaptations I've seen don't seem to show him fighting random shoplifters, like it's been stuff like the mob since the golden age and the mob is something that preys on poor people. If anything batman taking on them helps vulnerable people far more than it hinders.
It's basically the new "Aquaman is useless". It doesn't really have basis in the comics or most adaptations but people will still parrot it to get cheap laughs from moronic normies.
>It's basically the new "Aquaman is useless".
Funny because even though the DCU movies were trying to make Aquaman cool and his movie was actually decent, THIS movie runs it all the way back to the Aquaman is useless jokes.
That's on Gunn, he did the same with Peacemaker.
Aside from Aquaman lying down in a puzzle and saying he belongs there they also have a bunch of scenes in the movie proper where Flash tries to tell people about Aquaman and they make fun of him saying he's a mermaid. And also his not even existing in that universe is played as a comedy scene. Whoever wrote the script really doesn't like Aquaman.
puddle not puzzle, brainfart
I just pictured a drunk Aquaman laying down 300 pieces into a 500 piece puzzle sobbing and got a solid chuckle.
Reddit consoomers hate capitalism despite it being the only thing that allows their lifestyle to exist.
Speaking off
You expect morons to do their research? Hell, Bruce fricking funds many medical and educational programs.
mental health treatment for more people and financial safety nets to discourage people from joining mobs
>and financial safety nets to discourage people from joining mobs
Lmao the frick are you talking about? Its not some shithead street gang its an organized criminal enterprise. These aren't random buttholes pulled off the street they're people who were already a part of the family before taking more official roles.
>mental health treatment
Oh yeah, i'm sure joker or zsasz just needs a nice soft couch and anti-depressants you fricking mong.
Many people believe crime is a service issue.
There was a comic in the early 90s I think that was just a day in the life of Bruce Wayne when the sun was up. He was genuinely tricking sleazy businessmen into buying a fixing up property just to buy it out from under them to provide affordable homes for Gotham's poor, paying off the medical bills of everyone at a hospital "in exchange" for them renaming the trauma ward for his parents, sending a new car to a guy who's car he accidentally smashed with the Batmobile the previous night, and secretly visiting Havery Dent at Arkham to play chess with him to keep his mind steady.
The problem is that everyone just wants to see (and write) Batman punching bad guys and foiling supervillain schemes, so they don't have time to do "Bruce Wayne does more that look moronic by day and tickle the Joker's balls by night" stories. Hell; the last time I remember them even showing he gave a shit about someone random was a hooker he have a desk job and new start to.
Geoff Johns really love this shit.
I think this time it's even worse, they literally start spouting random bullshit instead of actually saying stuff somewhat related to the conversation
The best part of this image is it looks like Aquaman is a moron who is constantly repeating the same because he doesn't have the enough mental power to thing in any other flatteries for WW
I actually thought this was a good one. Especially since they have Wonder Woman genuinely like the compliment and be flattered by it instead of trying to go for cheap feminist points.
It was fricking awful, bro. Cmon.
This would be a good template if you replace aquaman’s lines with degen shit.
>I want to smell your feet
>I want to huff your braps
>I want to breed your Amazonian womb
>I want to bring you breakfast in bed
>I want to raise our kids in a cottage in Switzerland
>I want to grow old with you
That’s what I would’ve said.
>All crime is committed by poor people
>black people and illegals immigrants make up the majority of the poorer classes in America statistically
What were these writers trying to say again?
>Leave blacks and immigrants alone
You can't exactly fault socialist leftists for being inconsistent at least.
The pastier you are the more likely you are to create poverty. He targets the Joker for a reason
Only white male landowners should be allowed to vote.
>Wonder Woman literally says "it never gets old"
YES IT DOES, WRITERS
Why do rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites?
Don't you have a video to make Jon Tron?
>DC animation and movies
and comics
Did a college dropout write this? YOU CANT THROW MONEY AT THIS PROBLEM! THATS ALL WEVE EVER DONE AND IT DOESNT WORK
Ironically despite saying socio-economic factors a lot they tend to miss that there is a socio part of that.
That and it's lost on people that they're basically asking for communism, which ironically also doesn't work for obvious reasons. Look, not everyone is a winner, and not everyone is entitled to get a share of the pie. The only thing you are granted in this life is the opportunity to get a slice. That's true fairness
I'll probably get some heat for this, and I agree with you, but I'd add that I'd like enough crumbs of the pie so that people can keep trying to get a slice.
Penguin's rich and he still does crime.
Yeah. How do they explain organized crime?
The joker just wants gibs
Wasn't his version of Joker an actual mob boss that drove around a Lamborghini?
Most versions of the Joker have money.
I mean, yes, dressing in a bat costume to punch the criminally insane isn't really up there in the lists of things you can do to stop crime.
But Bruce NEEDS to be Batman, and I'm pretty sure Wayne charities are the only thing keeping Gotham running with any semblance of normalcy
Can Batman even stop it the other ways? Isn't Gotham literally just cursed to be a hellhole?
god, that's some corkbrain-tier writing. I hope that ship flops
PSA: there are many billionaires who have tried to solve poverty with philanthropy. If it was that easy, someone would have done it already.
No, billionaires are le bad. We must give all our money to the government because for some reason we trust governments with a well documented terrible track record to fix everything
Giving away his money wouldn't help and like every modern comic run at least has token acknowledgement of the fact that the all the biggest charities in Gotham are run by Wayne.
>Geoff making Batman look like shit
As a fellow GLchad, I support him.
>BRO JUST FLOOD THE ECONOMY
God I hate rich people and even I think this is fricking asinine. Why the hell is everyone dogging on like the one rich fricker in DC's line up that everyone knows that actually tries to make things better instead of throwing that shit at the dozens of other villainous rich bastards in the DC villains block?
When people say Bruce should just give all his money away, are they just implying that he should, like, empty his bank account and donate everything to charity shut down his company or something? Or is he saying he should retire and give everything up? What are they actually saying he should be doing?
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I can almost feel how hard the writer wanted to say "establish communism" instead of "ending poverty"
Ignoring how much charity work Bruce actually does, how much money does he really have on hand? Bruce is rich for sure but, isn't his networth largely tied in trusts and to the value of his corporate stock?
AFAIK he's one of the 0.1%. Most likely a multibillionaire
People with these takes also often think Batman should go about killing people.
Nobody thinks Batman should be killing random goons, Punisher-style.
Just that some people who are beyond redemption (like the Joker) are better off dead.
>Bruce
>Ending poverty
Unless he's so rich he can make dyson spheres without problems he won't end poverty
You would need like 1000 Elon Musk's donating all their money and that will still only end hunger, not poverty
>bad line in a bad movie
>mentions poverty as part of a very well-worn joke
>thread immediately devolves into moron conservatives begging to show you statistics about black IQ
It's so tiresome
This movie was surprisingly entertaining. Not good, entertaining.
If he genuinely believed that to be true why wouldn't he just do it? The lasso doesn't give you a new perspective or make you regret life choices, it makes you tell the truth.
>Muh poverty causes crime meme
So how do these stupid ass leftists reconcile this viewpoint with their belief that CEOs are the most evil people on the planet and corporations are responsible for everything bad?
Incels
Rich people must be incels
>Socialism and Communism are le good and capitalism is le bad
>The people pushing this meme are the ones who exhibit the most toxic aspects of capitalism
>Like the BLM founder stealing all the donations to buy a mansion
>Or AOC being gifted a dress and party tickets worth enough to feed hundreds of poor families
>Or literally everyone in Hollywood
What do they mean by any of this?
>If i really wanted to end crime i should end poverty
how about crack heads? drug addicts are violent and desensitized who will commit the most horrendous crimes for the most stupid things?
and how about rapist? sex offenders are so just because they are poor and not degenerate psychopaths?
i bet this dialog sounded fun in their heads when they wrote it but it only angers me every time i heard it.
here is the thing they don't want to admit, there are bad people in the world and no amount of money donated to charities will ever change that.
Why did i just download this movie?
From last night's thread i knew it was bad. i knew it switches to french after the first clumsily inserted sports website ad. What was i thinking?