Holy shit is this show wild

Holy shit is this show wild
It's about a half step away from being that adult swim show Decker, except it's serious
Traumatic brain injury tier screenwriting

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elaborate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate guessing passwords.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God it's so bad

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one messes with the Special Investigators!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol that like killed me from the first season. The writing is so bad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised they didn't call an audible and leave this shit out of the show. It was by far the worst part of the books, when he would """""logically""""" deduce passwords, or one book he psychically predicted what hotel a person on the run would stay at.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >predicted what hotel a person on the run would stay at
          that shit was so fricking moronic and his logic made absolutely zero sense and was full of holes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically worse than the password guessing scene in Batman & Robin

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reacher is just too much of a mary sue for the show to ever be compelling at all. Apparently it's like this in the books too but there's absolutely no tension whenever he's on screen because you know it'll be written so he can 1v20 every guy while doing BBC Sherlock Holmes tier deductions without breaking a sweat. absolutely moronic writing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's been wrong a few times and also keeps "accidentally" killing suspects before he can extract intel from them and the whole point of the reunion is to show he's a weirdo loser whereas the others got their shit together

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's one of the few realistic portrayals of a Nietzschean ubermensch in fiction, weirdo loser comes with the territory

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's great really, complete zero lack of self awareness coupled with great budget just fricking works.

      Don't fricking care I love my Mary Sues and I'm tired of pretending not to, Reacher is the best shit since Banshee.

      Tired of redditors and their pretentiousness

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're too stupid to be pretentious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        banshee main guy wasn't a sue though he got fricked up constantly which made it so the show had actual tension

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s realistic when it’s a man doing it. It’s moronic when it’s a woman doing it. Simple as.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he can 1v20 every guy while doing BBC Sherlock Holmes tier deductions without breaking a sweat
      Can you provide specific examples, or are you just talking out your ass?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the part in season 1 where he deduces where the guy is staying using the most absurd leaps in logic possible for one.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Neagly? The lady he has had an extremely close working relationship with for years? The one he knows like a sister?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not Nigly, you ignoramus. Do not play games with me.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still mad they made Neagley a sassy nig she was a sexy fit brunette in the books who hated to be touched.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woah, they have a deer head in their building, must be a family of skilled marksmen
        It's even funnier because the writer has never been to the rural south to think this.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, it's fricking awesome

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just finished watching this and it was so much better than Reacharound season 1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This show is superior because it has the 24 kind of energy, also Jack Carr is nuts

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched a few clips, looks like whatever genre cringy boomer/sigma male power fantasies like Peaky Blinders, Tulsa King, Fargo (Lorne's scenes) etc. are. Better this than woke slop I guess.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pi bro in a low rent office uses a self destructing encryption method on usb stick
    >high tech weapons conglomerate dealing with multi billion gov contracts selling top secret software doesnt use passwords on their server farm or hire overnight security
    i unironically love that show but yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its campy but still kinda fun imo

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's moronic and libshit

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its all cool as long as you don't mention reacher displaying clear sings of autism in the first season

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Assaults three George Floyds in the first episode.
    Automatic kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Assaults three future presidents, astronauts, and cancer-curing brain surgeons all just fallen on hard socioeconomic factor times
      Fixed that for you chud

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you even watching this obvious boomerslop in the first place?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same reason I've watched like 7 seasons of Bones

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched all of Bones, sunk cozy fallacy is real

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps I'm wondering why they'd beat a man to death before throwing him out of a helicopter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        4u

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is terrible. No one a speaking role acts like humans acts, and everything is le one liner or le ebin deduction based on made up shit. "What just rolled into margave? :D"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up you pretentious reddit browsing homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not liking slop is pretentious
        Lick my ass.

        Realism is both overrated and overused.

        There's a difference between intentional unrealism or absurdity, and a writer that doesn't know how people act in the real world.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're too stupid to be pretentious.

          seethe more reddity homosexuals, there's nothing wrong with an over the top show, I bet you're butthurt because Reacher beats on your goody minorities ;(

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >likes woke white knight Reacher
            >calls someone Reddit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realism is both overrated and overused.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new season sucks. It's like they forgot what made the show work.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    T1000 gets thrown out of a helicopter or we riot

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember from the first series, but does Reacher ever get properly injured? Or at least knocked down?

    I understand why you don't want "substantial" injuries as you'd have to account for it in every episode going forwards. But it would be nice to show he is a little more human - like an explosive booby trap knocking him on his ass or something y'know.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The CGI bar fight backdrop is bad enough to kill this show for me
    That and the random deductions they keep making a la Sherlock
    It’s boring dadcore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s boring dadcore
      No such a thing as boring dadcore bucko.
      Maybe you shouldn't have fried your brain on tiktok, zoom zoom.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice buzzwords
        The show is garbage

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember reading one book years ago and it ended with him fighting some dwarf fricker in a tiny tunnel
    they going to adapt that?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really liked season 1 of Reacher but season 2 has been a major snoozefest so far.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In one of the books, Reacher deflects a bullet by tensing his pectoral muscles.

    He's so big and dense that he deflects the bullet with his titty.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that show is for closet homosexuals, insufferable big guy jerk off shit show, writting is dog shit, scenes are dog shit, actor is dog shit, like when they just stare like robots at the kid watching tv, i stopped after one episode, lmao who fricking watch this shit even

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would Cinemaphile hit that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should watch person of interest

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