Holy shit is this show wild
It's about a half step away from being that adult swim show Decker, except it's serious
Traumatic brain injury tier screenwriting
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Elaborate
I hate guessing passwords.
God it's so bad
No one messes with the Special Investigators!
Lol that like killed me from the first season. The writing is so bad
I'm surprised they didn't call an audible and leave this shit out of the show. It was by far the worst part of the books, when he would """""logically""""" deduce passwords, or one book he psychically predicted what hotel a person on the run would stay at.
>predicted what hotel a person on the run would stay at
that shit was so fricking moronic and his logic made absolutely zero sense and was full of holes
Unironically worse than the password guessing scene in Batman & Robin
Reacher is just too much of a mary sue for the show to ever be compelling at all. Apparently it's like this in the books too but there's absolutely no tension whenever he's on screen because you know it'll be written so he can 1v20 every guy while doing BBC Sherlock Holmes tier deductions without breaking a sweat. absolutely moronic writing
he's been wrong a few times and also keeps "accidentally" killing suspects before he can extract intel from them and the whole point of the reunion is to show he's a weirdo loser whereas the others got their shit together
He's one of the few realistic portrayals of a Nietzschean ubermensch in fiction, weirdo loser comes with the territory
It's great really, complete zero lack of self awareness coupled with great budget just fricking works.
Don't fricking care I love my Mary Sues and I'm tired of pretending not to, Reacher is the best shit since Banshee.
Tired of redditors and their pretentiousness
You're too stupid to be pretentious.
banshee main guy wasn't a sue though he got fricked up constantly which made it so the show had actual tension
It’s realistic when it’s a man doing it. It’s moronic when it’s a woman doing it. Simple as.
>he can 1v20 every guy while doing BBC Sherlock Holmes tier deductions without breaking a sweat
Can you provide specific examples, or are you just talking out your ass?
the part in season 1 where he deduces where the guy is staying using the most absurd leaps in logic possible for one.
You mean Neagly? The lady he has had an extremely close working relationship with for years? The one he knows like a sister?
Not Nigly, you ignoramus. Do not play games with me.
I'm still mad they made Neagley a sassy nig she was a sexy fit brunette in the books who hated to be touched.
>woah, they have a deer head in their building, must be a family of skilled marksmen
It's even funnier because the writer has never been to the rural south to think this.
yeah, it's fricking awesome
just finished watching this and it was so much better than Reacharound season 1
This show is superior because it has the 24 kind of energy, also Jack Carr is nuts
I've watched a few clips, looks like whatever genre cringy boomer/sigma male power fantasies like Peaky Blinders, Tulsa King, Fargo (Lorne's scenes) etc. are. Better this than woke slop I guess.
>pi bro in a low rent office uses a self destructing encryption method on usb stick
>high tech weapons conglomerate dealing with multi billion gov contracts selling top secret software doesnt use passwords on their server farm or hire overnight security
i unironically love that show but yeah
its campy but still kinda fun imo
It's moronic and libshit
Its all cool as long as you don't mention reacher displaying clear sings of autism in the first season
>Assaults three George Floyds in the first episode.
Automatic kino.
> Assaults three future presidents, astronauts, and cancer-curing brain surgeons all just fallen on hard socioeconomic factor times
Fixed that for you chud
Why are you even watching this obvious boomerslop in the first place?
The same reason I've watched like 7 seasons of Bones
I watched all of Bones, sunk cozy fallacy is real
He's a big guy.
Perhaps I'm wondering why they'd beat a man to death before throwing him out of a helicopter
4u
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
This shit is terrible. No one a speaking role acts like humans acts, and everything is le one liner or le ebin deduction based on made up shit. "What just rolled into margave? :D"
shut the frick up you pretentious reddit browsing homosexual
>not liking slop is pretentious
Lick my ass.
There's a difference between intentional unrealism or absurdity, and a writer that doesn't know how people act in the real world.
seethe more reddity homosexuals, there's nothing wrong with an over the top show, I bet you're butthurt because Reacher beats on your goody minorities ;(
>likes woke white knight Reacher
>calls someone Reddit
Realism is both overrated and overused.
The new season sucks. It's like they forgot what made the show work.
T1000 gets thrown out of a helicopter or we riot
I can't remember from the first series, but does Reacher ever get properly injured? Or at least knocked down?
I understand why you don't want "substantial" injuries as you'd have to account for it in every episode going forwards. But it would be nice to show he is a little more human - like an explosive booby trap knocking him on his ass or something y'know.
The CGI bar fight backdrop is bad enough to kill this show for me
That and the random deductions they keep making a la Sherlock
It’s boring dadcore
>It’s boring dadcore
No such a thing as boring dadcore bucko.
Maybe you shouldn't have fried your brain on tiktok, zoom zoom.
Nice buzzwords
The show is garbage
i remember reading one book years ago and it ended with him fighting some dwarf fricker in a tiny tunnel
they going to adapt that?
Really liked season 1 of Reacher but season 2 has been a major snoozefest so far.
In one of the books, Reacher deflects a bullet by tensing his pectoral muscles.
He's so big and dense that he deflects the bullet with his titty.
that show is for closet homosexuals, insufferable big guy jerk off shit show, writting is dog shit, scenes are dog shit, actor is dog shit, like when they just stare like robots at the kid watching tv, i stopped after one episode, lmao who fricking watch this shit even
would Cinemaphile hit that?
No
you should watch person of interest