It made just $1400 per theater according to the official box office numbers. $4.8 million total. I guarantee that the distributor bought at least half of that take. I wouldn't be surprised if the true box office numbers were under a million.
Who really expected this to be success anyway? No-one goes out to watch comedies anymore. Don't know why it wasn't picked up by a streaming service instead and then gays could have fricked while watching it
We’re in the era of lies, anon. You can say whatever you want, because who’s gonna stop you?
They still pretend every movie with a black person is groundbreaking, when a black woman won an Oscar in the 30s.
I didn't want to see people suck wieners but now that this guy insulted me and called me homophobic and disappointing, I'm loading up gay porn right now. I also bought 3 tickets for BROS so I can see it with my BROS this weekend.
Why do gays feel the need to guilt trip people in to consuming their disgusting gay content? If people wanted to see this movie they would have, just like Olivia Wilde movies that bomb.
It's just free publicity, same reason they call white people racist for not going to movies aimed at black people, but it's also white peoples fault for not making/accepting more movies with blacks so that blacks will watch them.
They're just trying to mess with your head.
This is pretty pathetic. Also, why was the budget so high? It sounds like something that should be releases straight to streaming or limited release.
Did he really expect a gay rom com to be a box office success?
Straight people liked Birdcage. It did well at the box office, and enjoys a good reputation to this day.
Maybe the problem isn't the homosexualry, but that Bros just isn't funny.
>movie based on unpopular genre > market it to a group of people who do not watch rom coms > insult the majority of the film going public > cast literal who actors > make unfunny script > act shocked when your movie bombs
I honestly don’t understand the calculus here guys
>be me >straight white male >sitting at home, playing vidya >Billy Eichner's movie releases >don't care about the movie at all >I'm a NEET anyway so even if I did care about it I wouldn't go to the cinema anyway >evening comes around >jerking it to impregnation porn as is customary >Billy Eichner has now branded me a weirdo homophobe
Getting kind of tired of being an enemy of the modern state.
Hard to explain. Mostly it's fulfilling my biological purpose but other reasons:
- fully claiming the woman by leaving my offspring inside her
- her body is devoted to me for 9 months by growing my offspring inside her
- her body will be completely altered and possibly ruined because I impregnated her and she accepted all of this for me
You have to understand being gay trans etc is a sexual fetish and they get off on implicating and corrupting straight people in their antics. It's all part of the degeneracy of the lifestyle to them
I don't want to see it because I am clearly not the target audience, nor do I think it looks that funny. Because of this I am a homophobe? Wtf is our world coming to? Not everyone has to like everything, and it doesn't make them bad. There have been plenty of "gay movies" i have watched and loved. Perhaps Bros is just ass.
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What does he mean certain parts of the country?
Did t he do an interview telling right wing people not to watch it?
Or is he calling out californian allies who really don't give a shit?
>LA
I would actually have made an effort to see this if it had just been some romantic-comedy with gay people as everyday citizen, just to see how it's handled. But they made it about some snooty upper-crust, coastal type liberal who works in the cultural/entertainment industry whose entire identity revolves around his gayness.
I don't watch overt self-insert shit unless its Winding-Refn-Esque self-dunking, so hard pass.
>saw the movie in the gayest city in america >said everyone enjoyed it >shocked by the low box office numbers
He's not even self aware to realize that the whole reason the movie is bombing is because it's for liberal elitists in San Francisco, L.A., and New York. No one else gives a frick about gay people. He should get out of his bubble then try to make a movie for all audiences if he actually wants a box office success.
There are more gay people or nu-libs in LA. The gays just make up a higher percentage of the SF bunch. It's a matter of how you count the size of the gay
Did this guy seriously think he made a 2000's era comedies that all the normies can't stop quoting and gets slapped on to every piece of merch imaginable? I don't think here's been one of those since the first The Hangover.
I don't know, man. Pissing in the bathroom and not pissing yourself are not alternatives one would consider worse than pissing yourself. So what else could he mean?
Two gay guys were sucking each other off in a parked car in the middle of the night when a cop car pulls over and disturbs them.
"Evening gentlemen" the policeman says, "I've gotten a few reports nearby and I'm looking for two child molesters."
The two gays looked at each other, (they were German) and says to the cop "we'll do it!"
It's kinda weird how proud I am of becoming both a racist and homophobic recently. It used to be something considered shameful, but now it just makes sense.
Not gonna watch your gay movie. I've chosen bigotry.
>snuck in
Maybe it wouldn't have flopped if he paid for a ticket
Kek fpbp. He made this piece of shit and not even he wanted to pay to see it.
I'm pretty sure that's just a turn of phrase meaning he didn't inform anyone he was in the theater
Im pretty sure we both knew that. Frick off Captain Obvious let us laugh at the dumb homosexual and his dumb homosexual movie for homosexuals.
You're mean
Go back. Thin skins don't last long here.
But nobody knows who he is..
He's the lead actor in the film and he's not wearing heavy makeup or anything. If he made a show of it they'd probably figure it out
how do you know how much makeup he was wearing? even if you were in the theater it would have been too dark to see
How do you turn a phrase
God you’re dumb
He seems desperate
this is a major turning point for the big studios, thats why. tell me, have you ever heard the phrase "get woke, go broke"?
It made just $1400 per theater according to the official box office numbers. $4.8 million total. I guarantee that the distributor bought at least half of that take. I wouldn't be surprised if the true box office numbers were under a million.
>Delusions
There are more gays on earth then there are chuds.
>You gays said RoP would flop.
Well that was wrong
Who really expected this to be success anyway? No-one goes out to watch comedies anymore. Don't know why it wasn't picked up by a streaming service instead and then gays could have fricked while watching it
yep, comedies go straight to streaming nowadays, it's almost as if they expected it to flop so they could complain and get free publicity
>burst into applause at the end
KILL ALL AMERICANS
i liked your post so much i clapped after i read it
>homosexual movie bombed
Looks like most people are homophobic. Eat shit homosexual.
>market it as the first openly gay comedy
>it's not
?
We’re in the era of lies, anon. You can say whatever you want, because who’s gonna stop you?
They still pretend every movie with a black person is groundbreaking, when a black woman won an Oscar in the 30s.
Literal rape.
This is only a marketing gimmick because most people have the memory of a gnat.
I didn't want to see people suck wieners but now that this guy insulted me and called me homophobic and disappointing, I'm loading up gay porn right now. I also bought 3 tickets for BROS so I can see it with my BROS this weekend.
Why do gays feel the need to guilt trip people in to consuming their disgusting gay content? If people wanted to see this movie they would have, just like Olivia Wilde movies that bomb.
Our culture revolves around guilt politics.
>Make a movie about gay people, and aimed at gay people
>Freak out when straights don't come to see it
It's just free publicity, same reason they call white people racist for not going to movies aimed at black people, but it's also white peoples fault for not making/accepting more movies with blacks so that blacks will watch them.
They're just trying to mess with your head.
This is pretty pathetic. Also, why was the budget so high? It sounds like something that should be releases straight to streaming or limited release.
Did he really expect a gay rom com to be a box office success?
Hey, I've seen this one before
I wonder how many people got up and left after the intro
Movie looks really bad.
I've chosen to be homophobic instead. It's just easier and less headache inducing.
I yearn for the day when discussion of sexual fetishes is taboo again.
Blame morons for moving away from religion and replacing it with being terminally online
There's a couple numbers you can dial to make this happen faster.
I dont get it
It just doesn't look good. I'd sooner watch The Birdcage.
Straight people liked Birdcage. It did well at the box office, and enjoys a good reputation to this day.
Maybe the problem isn't the homosexualry, but that Bros just isn't funny.
That's my point. Birdcage looks interesting in comparison. This seems to just rely on it having gay people as its gimmick.
>movie based on unpopular genre
> market it to a group of people who do not watch rom coms
> insult the majority of the film going public
> cast literal who actors
> make unfunny script
> act shocked when your movie bombs
I honestly don’t understand the calculus here guys
Didn't that other gay movie with the nutted on peach or whatever do really well?
>be me
>straight white male
>sitting at home, playing vidya
>Billy Eichner's movie releases
>don't care about the movie at all
>I'm a NEET anyway so even if I did care about it I wouldn't go to the cinema anyway
>evening comes around
>jerking it to impregnation porn as is customary
>Billy Eichner has now branded me a weirdo homophobe
Getting kind of tired of being an enemy of the modern state.
i don't get it, what's hot about impregnation? babies aren't hot
Hard to explain. Mostly it's fulfilling my biological purpose but other reasons:
- fully claiming the woman by leaving my offspring inside her
- her body is devoted to me for 9 months by growing my offspring inside her
- her body will be completely altered and possibly ruined because I impregnated her and she accepted all of this for me
Get a job you bum, you’re a disgrace
You have to understand being gay trans etc is a sexual fetish and they get off on implicating and corrupting straight people in their antics. It's all part of the degeneracy of the lifestyle to them
>make movie that appeals to no one, including gays
>REEEEEEEEEEE FRICKING HOMOPHOBES GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Bros bros, we won
I don't want to see it because I am clearly not the target audience, nor do I think it looks that funny. Because of this I am a homophobe? Wtf is our world coming to? Not everyone has to like everything, and it doesn't make them bad. There have been plenty of "gay movies" i have watched and loved. Perhaps Bros is just ass.
>Perhaps Bros is just ass
It's dicks too
> Saturday drop
Fatality.
>America, frick yeah
I'm sure they're seeing much better ticket sales in China and Saudi Arabia.
GIVE US MONEY, WASTE 2 HOURS OF YOUR TIME, WRITE POSITIVE REVIEWS, RECOMMEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. FAILURE TO COMPLY MEANS YOURE A HOMOPHOBIC NAZI BGOT
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>Hey there incels! Chad here
So we have nothing to say to each other.
Didn't read the rest.
I'd ask you to teach me to be like you, but I wouldn't get it
Well it looks like reddit doesn't like it so I love it now?!
What does he mean certain parts of the country?
Did t he do an interview telling right wing people not to watch it?
Or is he calling out californian allies who really don't give a shit?
>LA
I would actually have made an effort to see this if it had just been some romantic-comedy with gay people as everyday citizen, just to see how it's handled. But they made it about some snooty upper-crust, coastal type liberal who works in the cultural/entertainment industry whose entire identity revolves around his gayness.
I don't watch overt self-insert shit unless its Winding-Refn-Esque self-dunking, so hard pass.
There's nothing sadder than an old queen.
>saw the movie in the gayest city in america
>said everyone enjoyed it
>shocked by the low box office numbers
He's not even self aware to realize that the whole reason the movie is bombing is because it's for liberal elitists in San Francisco, L.A., and New York. No one else gives a frick about gay people. He should get out of his bubble then try to make a movie for all audiences if he actually wants a box office success.
>saw the movie in the gayest city in america
He said LA, not SF
There are more gay people or nu-libs in LA. The gays just make up a higher percentage of the SF bunch. It's a matter of how you count the size of the gay
LA is gayer because it used to be cool. SF was never cool.
Woah bro you don't think Jerry Garcia is cool??
>Remember straight people? I guess our run isn't done yet, bro.
Headline: Bros Beats Avatar
It's a flaming success. Why is Billy upset?
>Re-release of a decade+ movie does almost as well as le hecking female and gay empowerment
Lmao, it's over.
>box office combine
>not even 50 millions
Hollywood is dead
And that's a good thing
Did this guy seriously think he made a 2000's era comedies that all the normies can't stop quoting and gets slapped on to every piece of merch imaginable? I don't think here's been one of those since the first The Hangover.
reminds me of pic related
wtf
What’s the alternative to pissing yourself, brobros?
Crapping in the theater seats.
Why not piss in the bathroom? Or just not pissing yourself? Isn’t that the alternative to pissing yourself?
I don't know, man. Pissing in the bathroom and not pissing yourself are not alternatives one would consider worse than pissing yourself. So what else could he mean?
>everyone who ISN'T homophobic weirdo
Aaaaw, now I feel left out.
I don't normally consider myself homophobic, but when a preview for this came on the TV I felt viscerally disgusted
>sold out theater
>sat in the back
how was there a seat if it was sold out?
he probably sucked off the teenager working the register to get inside
This story is as real as Juicy Smalls getting lynched in the south side of Chicago by a gang of magapedes
>homophobic weirdo
We're the normal ones, homosexual.
people like him live in a bubble and are completely oblivious as to what normal people are like
Two gay guys were sucking each other off in a parked car in the middle of the night when a cop car pulls over and disturbs them.
"Evening gentlemen" the policeman says, "I've gotten a few reports nearby and I'm looking for two child molesters."
The two gays looked at each other, (they were German) and says to the cop "we'll do it!"
how do you read tweets? from top to bottom or bottom to top
That movie sounds litty as frick. Pants pissing raunchy hilarity.
everyone that responds to twitter screencap threads should be brutally murdered
Even yourself? I already know I need to be brutally murdered, preferably by a chad serial killer.
It's kinda weird how proud I am of becoming both a racist and homophobic recently. It used to be something considered shameful, but now it just makes sense.
Not gonna watch your gay movie. I've chosen bigotry.
Monkey Pox: The Movie.
Yeah, I'm not gonna risk getting monkeypox to watch this.
Of course it'd do well in New York City, LA, and whatever other lefty shithole. The rest of America didn't see it and the box office shows it.
Was bombing part of your plan?
>do nothing
>gays are still mad at me
>Main audience is literally a minority
>Be surprised when sales are low
??????