Haha! Anon wants Warner Brothers to stop rebooting an internationally recognizable IP that never fails to bring audiences to the theaters! Fat chance bucko!
They can keep making them, just stop rebooting. I'm tired of things starting over every couple years. Just change actors when necessary like James Bond for example.
>freeze frame >record scratch >ya, thats me and my parents just died and im an orphan now, so thats a thing. you are probably wondering how i got into this mess and it starts with a *ugh* rich white man (my dad gross)
>"It's okay Bruce, with the wonders of science we might still be able to save them-" >Martha's head falls off >"Oooooff... uhhh... *sucks air through teeth* yeah, about that..."
Eh, I'm more interested in it being one of those Webcam videos where he livestreams saying everything is a lie then offs himself with a pistol in the mouth.
>criminal calls a "time-out" during getting beaten to ask Batman if he's mentally well, and that dressing up as a Bat may be a way to cope with emotional turmoil
jew
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REBOOTING BATMAN!!!
Haha! Anon wants Warner Brothers to stop rebooting an internationally recognizable IP that never fails to bring audiences to the theaters! Fat chance bucko!
They can keep making them, just stop rebooting. I'm tired of things starting over every couple years. Just change actors when necessary like James Bond for example.
Batman is the only good DC superhero. Everything else flops at the box office
I wouldn't let him direct me to my seat
who is this mystery meat
It's moot. He founded Cinemaphile.
i've been hearing about this guy for a few months now. no wonder all of you crazy guys come here just look at that crazy hair!
I mostly just come here to be racist. But it's really hard coming up with new stuff all the time.
It's too late to make funny Batman. Adam West has passed on.
We already have Batman and Robin. It will just like that, but with more modern Reddit jokes and male nudity.
Even if he's not a israelite by blood is is one by soul
or lack of such to be more accurate
>...or lack of one thereof
Frickin' brutal, anon.
he is also one by blood
I have news for you
He looks like rdj
would probably be better than the last garbage reboot
Why does this homie look like a sims character, something about his head is so simish
also he has shit fricking taste in women
Going to the US really did a number on him, he's developed a gay inflection and started dressing like Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka
>Bruce Wayne's parents get shot
>Bruce: "Yeah.. so that just happened."
>Thomas Wayne lying on the ground
>Bruce... I know you are capable of great things...
>Also when you get home delete my internet history
>freeze frame
>record scratch
>ya, thats me and my parents just died and im an orphan now, so thats a thing. you are probably wondering how i got into this mess and it starts with a *ugh* rich white man (my dad gross)
>"It's okay Bruce, with the wonders of science we might still be able to save them-"
>Martha's head falls off
>"Oooooff... uhhh... *sucks air through teeth* yeah, about that..."
why didn't Brett Mckenzie work with him?
I'd love to see him tongue my anus
what you would love is a wiener in your ass, capeshitter
>you wanna know how i got these scars
>holy shit you're ugly dude why don't you get plastic surgery or something
Honestly I'd love to a see a film by him that's good
No it might actually resemble the comic books and have some sovl and colour. We can't have that
Eh, I'm more interested in it being one of those Webcam videos where he livestreams saying everything is a lie then offs himself with a pistol in the mouth.
Or Batman. A jokey, reddit fueled Batman
Cohen
Do you?
why Cinemaphile pushes this hooked nose so much? like 6th thread about him I see scrolling
some marketing strategy?
It's Taiki himself making these threads lmao
>Schlomo Cohen
What the frick is up with all these Taika threads?
Not even about his movies but about him there’s like 5 threads right now literally worse than Reddit
I'd love to see your body dangling from a noose
>Batman
*Joker 2
Give it up Yidsney. Stop shilling this hack by throwing out some red herring. You fricked up.
Batman's not a bad comedy like the MCU is.
>criminal calls a "time-out" during getting beaten to ask Batman if he's mentally well, and that dressing up as a Bat may be a way to cope with emotional turmoil
>Batmobile is destroyed as part of an epic action sequence
>Next scene is battle scarred Batman awkwardly riding the Gotham subway back to the batcave
>Shidsney employee doing market research on Cinemaphile.org
no we don't want that we do not like this man, tell your superiors
Is that watiki wabamalaba?
Frick off moron. Your movies suck.