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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fun, my niece liked it. I actually laughed more than ATSV.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paid reviews

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But grandpa struggled to stay awake, and he voted half a star!

      Like anybody cares what a fricking boomer thinks.

      Stale cope. Go leave.

      The last TMNT property most people saw were the shitty Bay films, so anything was going to be good compared to that

      >what is Shredder's Revenge
      >what is Cowabunga Collection
      >what is ROTMNT

      >metacritic

      Haven't you got a video game to reviewbomb?

      >"Mutant Mayhem is for younger audiences and quality doesn't matter! Also you're a dumb manchild if you criticize it."

      Who are you quoting?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >metacritic
        Also skews when they have a corporate interest to protect, but it at least has the benefit of actually averaging scores, instead of a percentage score of "good or not so good" like RT does. When you break it down and look at the scores critics actually gave MM, it totals out to a 7/10, same as Flash or Little Mermaid.

        7/10 is the universal shill critic score for "it's really not that good, but it's not bad enough for us to burn bridges by giving any sort of thoughtful criticism about it"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who are you quoting?
        People who think a TMNT movie for younger audiences should get an easy pass just because of it's rating. The 2007 movie proved that's bullshit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People

          Uh huh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is Shredder's Revenge
        >what is Cowabunga Collection
        >what is ROTMNT
        Shit nobody cared about except for TMNT fans

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hollywood paying critics is just a /misc/ conspiracy theory
        >All negative reviews are just review bombs from... uhm... the troll army!
        Certified moron moment.
        The part where you forgot to check your Redditspacing is icing on top.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the highest profile example of a movie company getting caught pubically paying for reviews?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rotten Tomatoes purged negative reviews for Captain Marvel when it got down below 40% userscore you disingenuous homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>what is ROTMNT
        Exactly. Almost nobody knew it existed because Nick barely aired it and didn't even bother to make it accessible to watch on their app

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes, fun things are fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its fun, my niece liked it. I actually laughed more than ATSV.

      The joker were pretty bland imo. The type of humor that I can get by casually talking with a friends is unironically superior.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The type of humor that I can get by casually talking with a friends is unironically superior.
        You should laugh the most around friends, how are you framing it as strange that you laugh more with friends than at a cartoon?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is so moronic I can’t believe i share this planet with someone like you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      With that logic, the mario movie should've gotten a high critic score

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writing in the mario movie is nothing like things like this or across the spiderverse. Mario has literal toddler illumination writing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The turtles saying rizz and Sus every five minutes while April vomits all over the place doesn't mean good writing, anon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did I say those things make the writing good or are you just going to continue to be moronic the whole thread?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You did compare the writing in this movie to ATSV, which this movie tried to be but fails on nearly every level.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, anon was implying ATAV had good writing?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a movie about teenagers in 2023, that's how they talk anon. It's a Nickelodeon movie, it's for kids, not your 35 year old ass complaining it isn't the low budget cartoon you remember from the last time you were happy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I-its kids movie what did you expect?!
              Like clockwork

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heh, think you've got me cornered by pointing out that I'm mad about something that isn't catered to me specifically? That's where you're wrong pal, I anticipated this argument and have flipantly dismissed it!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too many big words for a chud brain to comprehend.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey now, I’m pretty sure I enjoyed an orgasm once or twice since then.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Kids movie arguement
              I saw the movie and it was fine, but it doesn't deserve nearly the amount of praise it is getting. Their are "kids movies" like toy story, Shrek, how to train your dragon, kung fu Panda or any Miyazaki film, that has writing that both adults and kids can enjoy.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's not for you
              Same fricking excuse every time

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Usually starts with insistence that the new thing is as good or better than the original it's trying to replace. Then it turns into flinging shit and making excuses for why anyone could dislike it. Then it turns into excuses about how you're not supposed to like it, because it's not for you... and then eventually they just drop the act and say they always hated the TMNT anyways and it's all fricking stupid and frick you for having opinions and not just getting excited for next product.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither is “Cowabunga”

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Cowabunga
              Been a staple phrase of the turtles for over two decades, the zoomer speak is a poor substitution for personality to get all the broccoli heads to cum and piss and shidt their pants and will never last nor add anything of substance to the characters.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually they stopped saying that with the 2012 cartoon and changed it to "Booyakasha" or something

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA,But they also cowabunga too even rise so thats moot.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tbh I partly watched 2012 and what I saw they were phasing it out and referenced it on their writers blogs. They probably walked back that from what ive seen.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can any millennials ITT explain why you think teenagers should NOT speak like teenagers?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Teenagers don't actually talk like that. I know people are told by middle aged hollywood israelites that teens sound that way, but they just don't.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I liked this movie and I'm looking forward to the TV show and sequel film.

              Ironically the posters on this board are more out of touch with teenagers than the Hollywood writers they're criticizing.
              I regularly interact with high school kids and they got their mannerisms and habits down two a tea.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >April vomits all over the place
            Is she pregnant?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying that this movie has good writing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I find it hilarious that you made a post about writing but can’t read

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mario movie has childish writing
              Yes
              >Compares this movies writing to spiderverse
              No, this movie has zoomer one-note turtles who barley develop in any way, sheboon April who is nothing like the original, a pathetic splinter who learns martial arts from videos, villains who join the turtles almost instantly without any cool fight scenes, and to top it off Seth rogen tier humour.
              Either you're moronic and don't know how to get your point across, or your just a shill.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's hilarious how much of a homosexual you are

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s similar in the sense that both this and the Mario movies have way too much “we think our audience is fricking moronic to pick up on themes or backstory, so we’ll just drown you in exposition and pointing out the themes.”
          I’m genuinely shocked all these people want sing this movie ‘s praises when it’s just a more charming version of Illumination’s sawdust writing. There’s a couple moments of genuine charm that make me think it was a victim of focus group response based rewrites but I’m thoroughly convinced that this is the movie shitposters claim ITSV/ATSV/Last Wish is: a very mediocre kid’s movie with pretty stylization to mask its dogshit writing.

          Still better than the Mario Movie though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I’m thoroughly convinced that this is the movie shitposters claim ITSV/ATSV/Last Wish is: a very mediocre kid’s movie with pretty stylization to mask its dogshit writing.
            That's what they all are though, the last animated movie with good writing was Shrek 2

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shouldn't you be fighting your own demons in silence instead of posting on Chinese girl cartoon forums, Schaffrillas?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shrek 2 isn’t funny it’s basically later family guy for children.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There’s a couple moments of genuine charm that make me think it was a victim of focus group response based rewrites
            People were saying this shit was amazingly good back when they played the unfinished cut at the film festival. It really just comes down to brainless homosexuals being impressed by the pseudo-sketchy low framerate animation style. Any moments of charm or witty writing were likely accidental and not because focus groups or executives meddled, since Rogen and Goldberg had almost total creative control.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well that’s depressing, what makes those other movies work is how they use the on-two’s animation to give the action scenes impact and focus. It’s not just the choreography being good, it’s the use of impact frames that Spiderverse does or the scale play Last Wish uses to really sell the intensity of the fights alongside more dynamic framing. The closest thing this got was the anti-mutagen delivery in the climax, but everything else just felt kind of uninspired.

              Fricking yeah, after watching it, it’s very apparent that the sketchy style is pulling way more weight than crowds than anything. At the very least, it makes me appreciate the good movies that use this stylization more, but what a fricking disappointment this turned out to be. I had to fight the urge to groan when they had Splinter point out the themaric parallel between him and Superfly to make sure the dummies understood what was going on, fricking Christ.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Seth Rogan is this generation's Shakespeare...he truly did write one for the ages, with such timeless dialogue as "we don't even have nipples!" and "You've got a rage problem raph."

          Bing-bang-wahoo just can't compete.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writing in the mario movie is nothing like things like this or across the spiderverse. Mario has literal toddler illumination writing.

        It’s similar in the sense that both this and the Mario movies have way too much “we think our audience is fricking moronic to pick up on themes or backstory, so we’ll just drown you in exposition and pointing out the themes.”
        I’m genuinely shocked all these people want sing this movie ‘s praises when it’s just a more charming version of Illumination’s sawdust writing. There’s a couple moments of genuine charm that make me think it was a victim of focus group response based rewrites but I’m thoroughly convinced that this is the movie shitposters claim ITSV/ATSV/Last Wish is: a very mediocre kid’s movie with pretty stylization to mask its dogshit writing.

        Still better than the Mario Movie though.

        Both this movie and the mario movie had the shittiest use of licensed music in an animated movie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          God, this too. Completely forgot about it because of how little it added to the movie. Just like the fricking Mario movie.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even get why mario has that music in it other than its Illuminations usual slop. Mario has a multi-decades long OST to pull from all across different genres.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a late change most likely from Illumination heads, every scene with licensed music had an original song it replaced that matched up with the motif of remixed/orchestrated Koji Kondo music. See: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWI46-ibmzU&pp=ygUYbWFyaW8gbW92aWUgdW51c2VkIG11c2lj

            They absolutely knew they had plenty of legendary music to work with, but they switched it anyways cause parents love listening to the same 5-6 tracks in every fricking animated movie they are forced to watch with their kids and it absolutely worked in their favor. All they had to do was say it was “80’s throwback” inspired to justify the laziness.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm still annoyed that Brian Tyler didn't say anything to the public abou that.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh wow frick Illumination, they're going to absolutely ruin Shrek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know you've lose the argument went this is what you consider film criticism

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said sometimes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writing in the mario movie is nothing like things like this or across the spiderverse. Mario has literal toddler illumination writing.

        Mario movie wasn't progressive "woke" pandering, simply because Nintendo Japan wouldn't let them do that shit.

        TMNT MM is dripping with Seth Rogen and his disgusting politics, like everything else he does. And the critics are slurping it up like the thirsty homosexuals they are.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There are alot of things wrong with this movie besides April

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yet you only bring up April

      no follow up questions for you, incel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I brought up April because that's what you were implying?
        Frick you and your consumer mindset

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you’re a chud.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The West has fallen unironically

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks!!! It was about time!

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of the general audience don't give a frick about TMNT, so any old bullshit is fine; Whereas something like Spider-Man or Batman have a bit more expectation to be a little more clever with its humor and writing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evidently not since ATSV is the worst written and least funny Spider-Man ever yet has the highest rating

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also next worst performing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A little more clever
      >HE KICKED HIS OWN LE BUTT xD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like the general normies have no concept of turtles other then 80s they will watch this zoomer trash and think it's new and interesting when the turtles going to fricking school is the least ninja shit ever.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last TMNT property most people saw were the shitty Bay films, so anything was going to be good compared to that

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly morbidly obese black April only shows up for 6 mins in the entire movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren’t there multiple threads about this in the catalog? Why attempt to turn this thread into another?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keeping some of the details that makes her so iconic
        Like what? Wearing yellow? That's not needed to be April.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Like what?
          yellow, red hair, shes a reporter. her race isnt the most important part. This is coming from someone who would have still liked it if she had remained white, especially considering how black coded the entire movie is. i havent seen it and im not in a rush to, i think casey jones is in it? dunno.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shes a reporter
            April being a reporter is surprisingly inconsistent. In about 50% of depictions she's a scientist. Usually Baxter Stockman's assistant or intern or something like that.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah, im moronic. she was a scientist in the comics, they made her a reporter in the cartoon so she will fluctuate between those two.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure she owned a junk store in the 2003 cartoon and in the movies too (though she was a reporter, the junk store was just property she owned)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The junk store is something she typically inherits from her parents and her actual job varies. in 2003 she was a scientist, and they specifically make fun of her being a reporter in the 80s cartoon a few times.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yellow, red hair,
            2003 April didn't wear yellow (90% of the time. There might be a fanservice scene I'm forgetting)
            90's movie April didn't either and I think she was blonde.
            Rise has brown hair.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I know people wanna say this started with Rise, but it started with 2012.

        Older versions, she was always an adult who had a job which brought her into contact with the insane situation that is the TMNT. Not just her either, I'm noticing that every fricking character is aged down in the reboots of their 80s franchises

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, since the 90's, but it's been more obvious since the 2000s I guess. Awful trend.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Relatable and grounded in the real world"
        What?

        Regular April looks a lot more "grounded" than this potato gremlin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        1987 April is the main one used for videogames, crossovers and merch to this day, someone at Nickelodeon likes her
        Also Shredder's Revenge is getting more DLC characters

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >April in china
            >Box in English stacked on top of the same exact box
            ?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              People speculate that a chinese revision got accidentally slipped into western packaging. Won't know until shit releases in China, and somebody there can confirm, or deny.
              It's funny though, because if this is just somehow a production mistake, then that 'rare white' April will be valued by collectors far more than the standard black April.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You will never expand your girthy turtle meat into white goth April's tight butthole.

            It hurts.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The white toy version kind of makes me think April and Erma did a fusion dance.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          1987 turtles are used more in general is has nothing to do Nick liking her more.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          cause that cartoon was massively popular. thats like wonder why Kirk and Spock keep getting merch. They still make Merch for fricking Bela Lugosi Dracula! Banana Raincoat April is Iconic, but newer versions of her are gonna be different.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They know that's the best and most popular version of her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's in there way more than that, actually see the fricking movie before spreading that fake shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >see the fricking movie
        Nice try, but your shill marketing tricks don't work here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1987 April is the main one used for videogames, crossovers and merch to this day, someone at Nickelodeon likes her
      Also Shredder's Revenge is getting more DLC characters

      >Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series): 10 seasons 193 episodes.
      >Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 TV series): 7 seasons 155 episodes.
      >Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012 TV series): 5 seasons 124 episodes.
      >Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2018 TV series): 2 seasons 39 episodes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the 2003 series waited too long to introduce the wilder aspects of TMNT.
        It was a fairly street level show for 4 or so seasons and then there's magic and time travel and shit. It was pretty jarring.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
        >2 seasons
        LOL No one wants to see a black April O'Neil

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read a review of this and supposedly Leo is actually attracted to this April.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fricking simps for her two
        He says your mouth is perfectly shaped or something like that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well she IS turtle shaped, so... yea, why not.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Id rather frick the damn turtles

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          turtle cum

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Powerful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          velma 2.0

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fricking simps for her two
        He says your mouth is perfectly shaped or something like that

        >You're the most beautiful mutant I've ever seen
        >I'm not a mutant
        >...was one of your parents a mutant
        >no
        >grandparents?
        >no
        >what happened to your face then

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the same people defending Aprils new design were the ones who sperged the hardest over the Donatello/April shit in 2012 so that’s hilarious if true.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leo's major trait is wanting a girlfriend and wanting to go to prom, and in the last scene, wanting to be a cool leader who pep talks his brothers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not that obese but c'mon. Her height is twice her width. Maybe she's also a mutant.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is true, I might actually consider watching it now. when an hd torrent is available

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for TMNT but it's fun seeing /chuds/ have a meltdown over the crushing success of this throwaway movie
    >inb4 you're not better than us
    yes I am.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      Do they employees at Starducks call you She-Man by request, or does that slip when you ask them to call you "Serena?"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chud
      what the frick does that moronic buzzword mean it has been used so much lately and nobody's been able to give me a good definition

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, it's a nothing word by trannies/Redditors to mean anyone who hates wokeshit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
        You have to realize that every group has become a protected class (morons, gays,etc.) so the far left can't use any word that would be demeaning to those existing groups. So they latched on the a made up word from a movie to be an insult.
        The problem is that insults work because of their association with real negative traits, so using a word with no association to anything carries no bite. They can't keep calling EVERYONE nazis (people got tired of that after years) so they use their superspecial can't-insult-real-people word.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I literally only ever see it used on here and I kind of like it more now that I know it’s a film reference

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a pretty good film.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a combination of Chuck+Sneed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It tells you that the person who uses it isn't worth replying to

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can always tell an insult hits when the recipient's best reply is to feign confusion.
        It's a reference to a Larry Cohen movie mutants that live in the sewers and eat the homeless. Where it's an Abbreviation of Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn't care about black April and I still thought it was mediocre sethslop

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    'verified' ratings
    ...Okay, yea, sure.
    The actual audience rating may be equally as high, I don't care. But you shouldn't post the verified audience rating

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's slightly lower, but RT has purged negative reviews in the past.
      I think the best indicator is looking at how many people find the top reviews on imdb helpful. Which, by that metric, this one's mixed.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    lmao even

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white boomer critics being out of touch
      no surprise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The removal of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari hurts me the most. I love that movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Anon’s image doesn’t mean anything, the scores are about the same, but all that’s changed is that more people who call themselves film critics exist than they did back in the day. It’s like being sad there’s more articles written about a modern day natural disaster than the Chicago Fire of 1871

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an excellent movie from a time these were made without the idea of "super stars" or big marketing with fantastic visual direction and I love it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again, anon’s image doesn’t mean anything. More people exist who have “film critic” as a side hustle, so they’re gonna write more reviews for things coming out than retrospects from German Expressionist pieces. Not like people are saying The Cabinet of Dr. Caligiri is bad, actually in their Black Panther reviews, Rotten Tomatoes is a dumb, metric based website that organizes shit by numbers. You’re getting sad over a shitpost picture.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Aggregate sites are utterly useless especially when an online shitflinging match has been started against something. The best thing to do is find 2 or 3 reviewers you actually trust and just read/watch them. Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic have literally been making the internet more moronic with number go up number go down shit.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Aggregate sites are utterly useless especially when an online shitflinging match has been started against something. The best thing to do is find 2 or 3 reviewers you actually trust and just read/watch them. Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic have literally been making the internet more moronic with number go up number go down shit.

              Right, I see now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They dont even do that list any more because a bunch of 100% rated movies were just obscure movies that hate like 3 reviews from sites like ChristianMothersunited.com or DadReviewsMovies.com

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because the Fresh/Rotten review system is fricking moronic and functionally useless for determining if a movie is actually good or not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both lists have moronic items on it. How the frick is E.T. That high up? How is A Hard Day’s Night up there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fury Road
      >not even literally any other Mad Max movie

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good apparently

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Studio has low expectations probably a Tax right off
    >Make dirt Cheap TMNT movie most likely with slave labor
    >Spend little to no marketing on it seriously all the commercials came out like a 1 or 2 months before premier.
    >Start Gay Splinter roomer for free marketing, so moron like some anons here can say "NAH UH MAN HE AINT GAY GONNA GO WATCH IT NOW"
    >The break even milestone is dirt cheap the mountain to conquer was not eve a Dirt ant mound at 70 million
    >OMG WE AT 50 MILLION WE ARE A HUGE SUCCESS
    >Really_homie.jpeg

    Yeah I can see HOW, when your expectations are "Ah I got mud on my shoes, WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T STEP ON ANY SHIT"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay Splinter roomer for free marketing
      What?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that many Audience reviews. Guess because they aren't "verified"

      >Start Gay Splinter roomer for free marketing

      Is he really gay?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they scrapped that idea

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No the bug person he gets with is a girl. One of the 100s of promo posters said “himself” which was actually an error because she doesn’t have any non gibberish lines

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's opening weekend was nearly twice as big as Elementals, and that movie went on to make $400 million while this TMNT movie had a budget of ten dollars and a handjob. It won't be a top ten movie by box office, but it'll maybe have the best ROI of anything except Mario

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's opening weekend was nearly twice as big as Elementals, and that movie went on to make $400 million while this TMNT movie had a budget of ten dollars and a handjob. It won't be a top ten movie by box office, but it'll maybe have the best ROI of anything except Mario
        Elemental had incredible legs, it's a stupid comparison. It did 3/5 of Lightyear at the opening, and went to outgross is at 5:4 domestic (and crush it overseas). TMNT could do it too, but it's not reasonable to expect it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody paid the “I like turtles” YouTube kid to come out and promote the film

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw they where one Dennys endorment away from flopping that would have put the the Break even line at 120 Million.

      Lucky sons of b***hes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend little to no marketing on it seriously all the commercials came out like a 1 or 2 months before premier.
      Because no one can promote movies during the Strike.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were still posting clips, interviews, and behind the scenes stuff the entire time the strike has been going on. Not to mention all the billboards, painted walls, and other installations. Mutant Mayhem was undeniably very advertised.

        Incidentally, this is also a reason why the movie failing to break even is an even larger loss. That much advertising and promotion was not cheap.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Incidentally, this is also a reason why the movie failing to break even is an even larger loss. That much advertising and promotion was not cheap.
          the film has only been out for seven days, one Fri-Sun weekend, and it hasn't yet released in the majority of the international market and is at 60/70 million of it's official budget while opening against Barbenheimer. I doubt it's going to do spider-verse numbers but the breakeven point is so low it's just flat out going to hit in the next few weeks. It's got strong word of mouth so I'm thinking at least 200m, possible even Puss in Boots 2 numbers.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not that many Audience reviews. Guess because they aren't "verified"

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >believing review scores in current year + x
    dood

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a severely dumbed down take on the TMNT origin story that totally lacks substance and goes out of it's way to be as safe and boring as possible. There's nothing unique or refreshing about it unless you think being awful on purpose is some kind of artistic statement.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's nothing unique or refreshing about it
      You're one of those gays who think subversions are the absolute pinnacle of media tropes, frick off tard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you're one of those gays who can't read. It's not refreshing and it's not unique. It's a dumber, lamer, less interesting version of series that has existed for 40 years. It doesn't need to be subversive, but it needs to be good and this movie is not good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the state of modern art these days

      >unless you think being awful on purpose is some kind of artistic statement.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie has some of the coolest frickign designs I've ever seen. I'm glad that a movie about mutants isn't afraid to look ugly. If I were like 9 years old, this shit would be all I talk about.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Mutant Mayhem is for younger audiences and quality doesn't matter! Also you're a dumb manchild if you criticize it."

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Becasue its good.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 99.9999999999999999% of the world aren't Cinemaphile posters.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Becasue its good.

      That's not how Rotten Tomatoes works.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally nothing else in theaters right now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Meg 2 made 142Mil, opened 2 days after Mutant Mayhem, and reviewed like shit, actually.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick is meg 2?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Giant Shark movie. First one was shlock too, but also did really well in the box office.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shark movie
            another fricking one? remember when sharks were cool like 10 years ago?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There also re-releasing in theaters Sharknado next week

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I swear discovery channel is the reason this shit keeps happening

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sequel to Family Guy: Meg

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sales, review aggregate scores, television ratings, and awards are the go-to statistics among trolls because they're too busy chasing their "precious" dopamine rush by behaving like anti social psychopaths to actually bother reading, watching, or playing anything, and instead just spend 5 seconds google searching and the rest of it making threads that blatently violate Global Rule 3. Civilized society would be infinitely better off if they were all subjected to immediate, involuntary, and indefinite institutionalization. But until that happens, fulfill your civic duty by reporting the OP as soon as possible and as much as possible.
    https://sys.Cinemaphile.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=138732510

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haunted Mansion made more money.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As far as the audience score is concerned, it's selection bias. Only people highly motivated to see this movie went to it. It had a $28 million first weekend, which is good for a movie of this size and budget, but it's not a blockbuster. You're not getting a large cross-section of the general movie-going audience.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen it but I'm hearing people like the art. Come to think of it, it WAS rather suspicious how everyone complaining about the art on Cinemaphile was so fixated on O'Neil being black and fat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The art in this movie is intentionally grungy looking and I was surprised how vulgar this movie actually was. They say "damn" a few times, Superfly talks about "Big booty boy races," Spinter violently makes out with a bug monster, and April has an extended vomiting sequence. It feels like a modernized gross out cartoon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big booty boy races
        Excuse me?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    beause some people dont judge an entire product because of one decision alone?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep trying. I'm some one day the whole board will believe you that people are just being shallow, and that this movie was actually a near perfect cinematic masterpiece. It's gonna happen. I believe in you. Just keep being a simple-minded homosexual and you'll be able to muster some sliver of self-worth from defending a bland corporate product.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is still the best TMNT animated film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MM's release is on the 1 year anniversary of it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s alright. The animation from this show always came off as a little tryhard, and the small tiff that happened after one storyboarder posted a fricking near complete animation as their “boards” for this film cemented that perception for me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      animation delight
      dogshit writing
      such many cases

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post woman king

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >despite all the names behind it, the promotion, and critics sucking off Seth Rogan, STILL loses out to Barbie, Oppenheimer and the fricking MEG 2

    Absolute cancer being pushed as "LMAO THEY'RE REAL TEENS! BLAZE IT 420! xD!"

    Just look at this fricking disgusting character design.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this rate I don’t think anything is beating Barbie. Hell I imagine it’ll dethrone Mario in a few more weeks. Wild shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario will at least remain the highest earning animated movie of the year

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell is this slop higher rated than Nimona?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt that the e-girlshit made by the She-Ra reboot creator? Considering how messy that show was I can probably guess why

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still going to pirate it.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It might be time for you to accept the reality that people here are jaded bitter and mostly let their identity politics dictate their opinions and are 9 times out of 10 out of step with what the rest of the world is thinking.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how good the reviews are, I'm NOT watching another Seth Rogen movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everyone hate Seth Rogen so much now?
      i liked him in Freaks & Geeks, 40 y/o virgin, Superbad, Pineapple Express, the interview, and more. The only thing I can think of that I hated was Sausage Party.

      Yes ya can!

      What’d Rogen do?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but what amuses him does not amuse me.
        I think that's a pretty good reason not to watch something.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was born israeli. That's all it takes in post election Cinemaphile.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Besides being an extremely unfunny guy, and blaming Santa Inc.'s failure on white supremacy, the only other thing I can think of is when he told people that they should just accept break-ins as a completely normal part of life.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. Literally my first time hearing about Santa Inc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He used the same voice he used for Pumbaa in that god awful Lion King remake for Bebop in this movie.

        Also dude weed lmao etc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty movies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Him and kevin smith are the loser white dude stoner manchildren that actually ended up "making my movie" and got success. Its sour grapes from Cinemaphile

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe people are just salty that untalented, moronic fricks keep failing upwards and they're sick of seeing those same moronic fricks who can't act, write, direct, or even do voiceover getting jobs doing all of the above with obnoxious frequency.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my only question is...
    CAN I KICK IT???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everyone hate Seth Rogen so much now?
      i liked him in Freaks & Geeks, 40 y/o virgin, Superbad, Pineapple Express, the interview, and more. The only thing I can think of that I hated was Sausage Party.

      Yes ya can!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shill detected.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not hating everything makes you a shill

          [...]
          What’d Rogen do?

          That's what I'm trying to figure out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're hating the wrong Rogan.

        [...]
        What’d Rogen do?

        He's Canadian and smokes a lot of good reefer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sausage party and how the animators were treated (was he aware?)
        >his dumb laugh
        >voice acting a bunch of shit, no thank you
        >weed luh-mao (unironically)
        >another israelite actor to miraculously appear in all your movies!
        >not that funny
        outside of that, he seems like an okay guy and i would rather Rogan than Abrams any day of the week.

  36. 9 months ago
    Kotonohas' Husbando

    Movie was so damn boring

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bombing, so who cares

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pure copium

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's getting slaughtered by Barbie and the MEG 2.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >despite all the names behind it, the promotion, and critics sucking off Seth Rogan, STILL loses out to Barbie, Oppenheimer and the fricking MEG 2

        Absolute cancer being pushed as "LMAO THEY'RE REAL TEENS! BLAZE IT 420! xD!"

        Just look at this fricking disgusting character design.

        Cinemaphile is gonna Cinemaphile and declare films a flop 2 minutes after they release but it should be obvious why The Meg 2 outgrossing it isn't even really a fair comparison. One is clearly a kid's film that hasn't released to most of its international territories including China yet and the other is a big budget adult film that needs a lot more to break even.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a popular preexisting IP and brand that's been around for decades. The fact it's being beaten by the fricking MEG 2 IS relevant you moronic shill. A family friendly movie like TMNT should be in the top spot for at least a month.

          It's garbage and cancer, and no matter how hard you shill no one wants this trash.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >[fanfiction]

            Paramount should hire you to steer their ship.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meg 2 seems like a dumb movie that people want to watch to hoot and holler at with the audience. This TMNT movie is probably gonna drop on Paramount+ or Netflix not too long after and most families would rather hold out for that than spend $21-$45 dollars on movie tickets alone and overpriced concessions. I saw this movie and it sucked, but I think that’s more why the turnout has been low: families don’t wanna watch movies with other loud ass kids when a cheaper alternative like streaming exists.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but I think that’s more why the turnout has been low: families don’t wanna watch movies with other loud ass kids when a cheaper alternative like streaming exists.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bigger marketing budget
                >bigger outreach thanks to Nintendo Direct appealing directly to Nintendrones
                >Novelty of the first big budget Nintendo movie since the 80s Mario movie
                >has a significantly bigger chokehold on the Zeitgeist than TMNT ever did
                I said what I said and I stand by it. Families do not wanna spend the money to go to theaters in it probably, and this is not an excuse to explain it’s apparent underperformance, I thought Mutant Mayhem was kind of shit. I’m just giving my best guess.

                As a sidenote, I find it funny that the conversation for this movie begins and ends with “it made a lot of money.” It really is an Illumination film with Mario slapped on it, huh.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also, that movie was marketed for like 4 years

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                marketing budget

                Citation, otherwise you're full of shit.

                outreach thanks to Nintendo Direct appealing directly to Nintendrones

                Ok.

                of the first big budget Nintendo movie since the 80s Mario movie
                >80s Mario movie
                >80s

                At least know enough about what you're talking about before you spew bullshit.

                >has a significantly bigger chokehold on the Zeitgeist than TMNT ever did

                Ok. So anyway, apparently families didn't mind going out to see Mario movie in theatres. Everything else you said is moving goalposts.

                >it made a lot of money

                So, should we only go by critic score? Because Mario movie has a great user score by contrast, and critics hated it. So tell me anon, how should we all measure the quality of a movie, and why are you defending this cancer so hard when you clearly hate the Mario movie?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you getting so needlessly aggressive? I don't care if the Mario movie made more money than TMNT, I didn't like either, I'm just inferring reasons why the former had more direct returns in the box office
                >Citation, otherwise you're full of shit.
                The fricking aggressive cross promotions with Lush, McDonald's, and and all the other fricking companies they worked with didn't clue you in? Releasing it very close to the opening of Super Nintendo Land? Fricking... all the goddamn commercials for it? Do you need me to cite every single one of them as if you could not see and hear it with your eyes and ears?
                >At least know enough about what you're talking about before you spew bullshit.
                Oh no, I got the decade of the massive flop piece of shit movie that scared Nintendo from movies up till now wrong, there was absolutely no curiosity from the public to see how a theatrical Nintendo movie would play out after 30 YEARS of never allowing Hollywood near their ips would work out, so sorry anon.
                >So anyway, apparently families didn't mind going out to see Mario movie in theatres. Everything else you said is moving goalposts.
                Can you explain why would I want to move goalposts for, anon? I do not ascribe my personal well being with how much a movie I liked made in the box office, and I especially don't do that for movies I dislike (hint: Mutant Mayhem) nor do I gain anything for giving some speculations as to why the movie that got hyped for 4 fricking years vs some piece of shit dime a dozen TMNT reboot got more seats in theaters. TMNT is Nick property and is probably going to be on Paramount+ very soon. There is no real incentive to go out to watch it in theaters, especially when you know it'll drop on streaming soon vs the palpable excitement and speculation over the fricking Mario movie. What do you want from me?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mario Movie's marketing campaign was the franchise itself. Nintendo just opened a fricking mario theme park

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arguably the movie itself is the "marketing" for the franchise, not the other way around. Just like the TMNTs media is marketing for their fricking action figures.

                It's a lame and weak argument that Nintendo had a "bigger marketing budget" when your argument is that Mario games/ entertainment venues exist. We all know it's not the same thing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a lame and weak argument that Nintendo had a "bigger marketing budget"
                They did. They advertised it for longer, had multiple collaboration campaigns with big name franchises to push the movie specifically, actively pushed said movie's advertisement into their own advertising queue. They had cute little fake websites and numbers you could call to get Luigi talk to you and advertise the movie.

                Just a preface, this is not to say "waaah poor little TMNT", that also had some fairly meaty advertisement. Mario was just more aggressive and more prominent for much longer. Because it's an Illumination movie and those campaigns work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midnight’s Edge has gotten so cringe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll bite since it's been sometime since I've bothered to hear them cause of my schedule. When did they start falling off, anon.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No woke, go croak.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superfly was literally a Hotep allegory.
      >Ya'll not real mutants. Fake ass mutants!

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think rogan hires bots for his movie reviews.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh no I don't want people to think I support Trump better blindly love this move no matter how shit it is.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day Seth. You're the worst part of everything you're in.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >copied pasted bernie meme
    ya'll just terminally unoriginal.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was actually really enjoyable

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't show the all audience score anymore, only "verified" scored because movies were getting their scores nuked and it got politicized

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out Racist hating on april are dumb as frick. morons even.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His character trait was that he loves anime

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost impressive that they had years to work on the script and an entire movie to develop them as characters and their traits are Simp, Weeb, Hates his family, and Improv.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    April peaked with tmnt 2012 with underaged teenage April, also they kept frickimg up splinter.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make show for kids
    >kids like it
    >parents spend money for kids to see show
    >whiny neckbeards b***h about it on Cinemaphile
    >show ends up a success

    >make show for 30-year-old neckbeards
    >kids don't like it
    >parents don't spend any money
    >whiny neckbeards b***h about it on Cinemaphile
    >show makes no money

    Oh wow, imagine that. Imagine somebody making something that doesn't pander to you. How terrible.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a show

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I find your trivial rebuttal to be shallow and pedantic.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So well suited to your initial gaslighting post.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking lol, Cinemaphile wrong, Viacom wins again
    Let's see how you do a U-turn on whether it was woke or not just like with Girlboss Mario

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't Cinemaphile anon. We don't need to listen to shitty youtube patreon prostitutes or other dumbfricks. And complete your thought before posting. Even movie shill shitposting has standards.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which had the best butt?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      87 wins again

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rotten Tomatoes is useless to me. I don't want to know If a movie is "passable", i want to know if it's above average and worth my time. A lot of reviewer ls give fresh ratings just for something not being awful.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what rotten tomatoes is though. That percentage is based on how many reviewers give it above 3/5 which is to say how many people say its actually worth going out and seeing vs waiting for home release or leaving it on in the background when it comes to cable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's what rotten tomatoes is though.
        Hence it being useless to me. This site quickly turns into things being celebrated for being just above mediocre.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i want to know if it's above average and worth my time
      In this case, not really. Even watching the camrip I didn't really feel like it was worth the time. Storyline is dumb and the characters aren't that likable (except Mondo Gecko) and the only good parts are a couple of action scenes that I'm sure will be be up on youtube in the next couple weeks.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a 6/10 movie, at best.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s a good movie & everyone here has elitist shit taste.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's good if you have low standards
      Really proud of your shit taste, huh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not liking something = having standards
        moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liking something because you have low standards doesn't mean it's good, my simple homosexual.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disliking something doesn't mean that the people who like said thing have low standards.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's literally what it means when something is lacking in positive qualities.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >something is lacking in positive qualities.
                In your opinion.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You forgot
    >RT treating 3/5 reviews as a 100% positive endorsement

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys need to remember that most people aren't TMNT fanboys.

    That said, the movie was ok, better than I thought it'd be for sure, but not without it's issues. It's like a 6 out of 10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like a 6 out of 10
      Would agree. I expected to be miserable, but I didn't hate it. Not nearly as funny or relatable as people claimed it was. The writing is dull as shit. Best parts are Superfly and Paul Rudd, but only because they're clearly having a lot of fun with the roles they got.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paid shills. The movie is barely going to cover it's basic budget.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, Disney owns RottomTomatoes. Most reviews on that site are paid shills. Before you could trust the Audience Score on that site, but not anymore it seems.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention they change the way they measure user reviews and scores after every "review bombing" incident.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney owns RottomTomatoes
      Then why did Elemental get shit reviews?

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, they reduce her breast size. Then they turn her into a e-girl. Afterwards, they blackwash her followed by making her look as ugly as possible.

    The more I learn about the people behind these changes, the more I grow to hate them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but green bananas aren't ripe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Generally better to buy them green. They last longer at your house that way.
        Unless you want a banana the minute you get back home.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I've been buying bananas for my parents for years. But what could this even mean, in this case? Better get 80s April and then... like, wait? I don't even

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whose behind the changes? Why would learning about them make you hate the changes more?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whose behind the changes?
        Jews
        >Why would learning about them make you hate the changes more?
        I hate the people who make the changes more than the character changes themselves. There is clearly a personal agenda going on behind all the raceswapping of white characters.

        but green bananas aren't ripe

        They're green before they turn yellow, moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So '87 April is premature and tastes gross and '03 April is just right? Based

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not surely

            >Whose behind the changes?
            Jews
            >Why would learning about them make you hate the changes more?
            I hate the people who make the changes more than the character changes themselves. There is clearly a personal agenda going on behind all the raceswapping of white characters.

            [...]
            They're green before they turn yellow, moron

            realizes this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then they turn her into a lol
      I don't think you know what e-girl means.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, the right really lost the culture war, huh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess? The big capitalist corporations are bleeding money to appease the lefties, anyone right of commiefornia has no good entertainment left, and this is the left celebrating their "victory" watching everything go down in flames

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >big capitalist corporations are bleeding money
          Based commies killing Pedowood.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You say this, but guess who wants kids on gay parades... it's more like spreading legalizing pedowood.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't deserve good entertainment

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            More like you don't want any, so you don't want anyone to have it.
            Go chew on your lemons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >green bananas
      Maximum bait or the people who post on Cinemaphile no longer buy groceries for fear that the woke is pushing real food on them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly, anon preferred TMNT03 April over 80s cartoon April.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well now that just doesn't make sense.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick would do that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate the tummie for all of us tummie enthusiasts in the 2003. Shame about the pants.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice meme

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a genuinely great movie. The story is the strongest out of all the previous TMNT movies. The movie goes out of its way to make you have genuine sympathy for the main characters and that goes to the main antagonists as well which was completely out of left field for me.
    The humor is extremely on point, I was having a hearty laugh all throughout my first viewing. Jackie Chan as Splinter definetly stole the show in that regard I have to say. He easily has the best bits.
    The animation is pure eye candy. All the characters have unique and cool designs, even the regular human civilian characters. My favorite of the bunch has to be Rocksteady. His design is just pretty cool
    It's easily a solid 10/10 in my eyes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The animation is pure eye candy.

      If it wasn't obvious, this is where it becomes obvious that it's a shill. No person in real life talks this way.

      They even told you it was supposed to look like shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/04/movies/spider-man-versus-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles.html
        cry more
        the style is here to stay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every line about your homosexual post makes me want to shove you in a locker for being such an effeminate homosexual.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a different person, moron.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm talking about (you) and your "durr durr here an article i copypaste / [thought terminating cliche]"-self, you candyassed homosexual.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a fad and it won't stick around simply because it's not fit for every kind of movie.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most animated movies arent doing 2d 3d hybrids like this though. In between the two spiderverse movies the only thing similar was Puss in Boots 2

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the style is here to stay
          Not if every movie using it flops like they have so far

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All the characters have unique and cool designs, even the regular human civilian characters. My favorite of the bunch has to be Rocksteady. His design is just pretty cool

      Also this. Look at this "unique and cool" character design.

      >despite all the names behind it, the promotion, and critics sucking off Seth Rogan, STILL loses out to Barbie, Oppenheimer and the fricking MEG 2

      Absolute cancer being pushed as "LMAO THEY'RE REAL TEENS! BLAZE IT 420! xD!"

      Just look at this fricking disgusting character design.

      Btw, here's that "pretty cool" Rocksteady.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Because it's a genuinely great movie.
      It's a 4 out of 10 script with a couple of 6 out of 10 action scenes. Since they gutted too many things from the TMNT's origin and botched the others, the only way they can make things work is by handwaving them in and then pretending like they didn't. They have to have every character repeat their flimsy motivations and character traits repeatedly, because there's nothing else to fill the dead air with, which is incidentally why the scenes where they don't talk and the action takes the focus are the only good parts of the movie.

      I could keep going, but you're a homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad you liked it anon. Even posted something straight from the media kit. MOVIE IS SHIT. CAMRIP IS OUT. IGNORE b***hES. TRUST YOUR EYES.

      Considering this board loved Superjail you'd think they'd understand appealing ugliness.

      We understand.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MOVIE IS SHIT. CAMRIP IS OUT. IGNORE b***hES. TRUST YOUR EYES.
        Easiest way to learn this movie is pretty mediocre and not even worth the energy homosexuals are putting into pretending it's got anything special going for it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the movie was fine, but I hate the overdone "milking" jokes and April puking all over the place. It was just pure "Seth rogen".

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering this board loved Superjail you'd think they'd understand appealing ugliness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >appealing ugliness

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, stuff like Superjail or King Star King.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a really fun movie with a really fun artstyle. The whole April shit was from a vocal minority.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hold up. First, name your favorite scene. Second. Did you like sausage party?

      I thought the movie was fricking trash, but deliberately so, but I dont' expect everyone to think as I do.

      >The whole April shit was from a vocal minority.
      I await the day this version is called a disgusting racial caricature.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scene where they took on the mob bosses, car chase scene, and the last chapter with Superfly. And no, never saw Sausage Party and never plan to.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          SuperDuperFly was an ugly, stupid finale, but the action scene was pretty well done. The animation team choreographed some decent fights, but I still think the overall plot, premise, and execution was terrible. It's a version of the TMNT that I barely wanted to watch one movie for. I don't want more movies and I don't want an entire series of them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't want more movies and I don't want an entire series of them.

            Bad news friend, before the movie even released they said they have a sequel and series in the works.

            That's why shills are pushing this so hard, despite no one genuinely wanting it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you can see why I am understandably cranky about the whole thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also enjoyed the scene where all the mutants are just hanging out at the bowling alley together

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean still not the worse.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can’t keep rebooting this shit. Just make a never ending series if you want to milk it that badly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You act like most long running 80/90s toy commercial series dont constantly reboot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do and you know what? It fricking sucks for those series too. We don't need a new modernized GI Joe every few years, just like we don't need a new reimagining of TMNT every few years.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Power Rangers is still great, even considering they started nostalgia pandering shit in the shows.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty mediocre. Slightly better than the Bay TMNT movies but not by that much. Recency bias makes people elevate mediocrity if all they've been fed is trash for a while.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you are really angry about this? Damn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude you're mad about Star Wars<insert title>? Damn.
      >Dude you're mad about DC<insert title>? Damn.
      >Dude you're mad about Marvel <insert title>? Damn.

      Yes anon, some people don't like it when a series they care about gets shit all over by someone like the "permanent teenager Seth Rogen."

      But you, you keep consuming and don't ask questions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about this movies that's attracting all you annoying teenagers to defend it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What is it about this movies that's attracting all you annoying teenagers to defend it?
        Nice try Shredder

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe its comfort,
        Maybe its the laughs we shared watching the Turtles love and grow and mutate.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fun.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed there is no spamming about its box office.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile isn't the majority

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Verified Reviews

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agreed with its politics, so I gave it a good review. You have a problem with that, chud boy?

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will you autistics learn 10 year olds don't give a shit about source material.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those who put these reviews are not ten years old

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's their homosexuals parents who were just happy to make them shut the frick up for two hours while they dazed in and out of consciousness only paying attention to the action scenes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          true

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >confused about the anger over this movie
    >see that they're upset about it having good ratings and a mid screenplay, which many other highly rated films have as well
    This is like PRIMOS all over again, except for U.S. white people lmao.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mediocre things deserve to be criticized for what they are, rather than being celebrated for being "good enough", especially when half of hollywood is on strike and demanding more pay and better treatment for the rancid shit they serve up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its fair to criticize, but its pretty fricking moronic to overreact in a way that makes it laughable.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're pretty much saying "okay, it's not great, but I don't like that you sound too angry when you say so!" which is homosexualry. It deserves to fail and every executive and producer responsible deserves to go bankrupt. Eat shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >continuing to act more like the Oye Primos chimpout
            Kek

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good film

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skull-fricked idiots here are so unable to judge things on their own merit that they cry about literally everything. HOW??? I don't know - quality effort? Respecting the property? Talent? OP is at this moment sucking dick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quality effort? Respecting the property? Talent?
      found the skull-fricked idiot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know - quality effort? Respecting the property? Talent?
      That could work, but what did this movie do?

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun movie. Cute turtles.

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