how do i become like tyler durden

how do i become like tyler durden

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want to be. I have a split personality and it's not fun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have it. It's fake. You're autistic and gullible instead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      describe how your split personality manifests itself and when and how did it start.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got traumatized by a confidential event and now I have an alter who's very angry and controlling, he is a playboy who fricks women and tries to control me all the time, though I don't let him. Nick let's just say, is a dick.

        -Frick off Chris

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doug- Wow, this guys a homosexual.
          Greg- Fricking homosexual.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You laugh but I have another alter named Mark who constantly plays commercial jingles and different songs, he's like a radio dj

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wow that's crazy, I have an alter that just erased your alters and left you blank then erased itself.
              You can realize those are called "thoughts" now, that's called "thinking", what you're doing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow dude, I just got you a rope

                kys =^)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Am I talking to Betty Boop or Courage the Cowardly Dog rn?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anοnymous

    I think there's something to be said for his worldview not being completely wrong
    he got lost in the extremism, and being a figment of a mentally troubled loser in teh first place didn't help

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1. Have the looks and charisma of Brad Pitt
    Step 2. Pussy falls into your lap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he really that good looking or is it a meme? At times it looks like Gosling could mog him

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop giving a frick. It's literally that easy.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pretend you're him. I pretended I was Tony Montana for 3 months and I got a shitload of pussy and money reselling retro game consoles.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      describe the course of events that led to sex with any of them. how did you tony soprano someone into bed.

      in detail please.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said Tony Montana.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you shoot anyone? I've always thought it would be fun to get to shoot people for your job

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but I scared this group of black teenagers off, they filmed me as they ran. I threw a brick at one of their heads and snapped one of their phones in half.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
      >whips out dick

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. That's the point

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am just like brad pitt, except I am ugly and have no money

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitt seems like he genuinely has depression, probably not for the same reasons as most people though. It doesn't make it any less serious though. I hope he's doing okay with whatever it is, or maybe I'm just wrong and he's not.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my alter cant stop smoking weed and playing vidya haha i wish i could get a job lmao i really really want one so i can contribute to society haha frick split personality it's a nightmare haha

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fight club was a fricking cool ass movie fr

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let your yes be yes and your no be no
    Always negotiate from a position of strength or walk away
    Make soap
    Buy your clothes from thrift stores only

  11. 7 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    Start your days by drinking a dunkin signature iced latte

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't generally agree with the "philosophy" of this movie but the anti-materialism bit is kino

    >the things you own end up owning you
    true

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to accept the possibility that there is a God, and that God does not like you. In all probability, he hates you

      I don't know why but I always found comfort in this line as a kid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't remember that line. sounds pretty gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it is. I want God to love me.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He does but that doesn't mean hes going to make your life easy.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    set inhibitions and fear to zero

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