how do i become like tyler durden
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You don't want to be. I have a split personality and it's not fun
You don't have it. It's fake. You're autistic and gullible instead.
describe how your split personality manifests itself and when and how did it start.
I got traumatized by a confidential event and now I have an alter who's very angry and controlling, he is a playboy who fricks women and tries to control me all the time, though I don't let him. Nick let's just say, is a dick.
-Frick off Chris
Doug- Wow, this guys a homosexual.
Greg- Fricking homosexual.
You laugh but I have another alter named Mark who constantly plays commercial jingles and different songs, he's like a radio dj
Wow that's crazy, I have an alter that just erased your alters and left you blank then erased itself.
You can realize those are called "thoughts" now, that's called "thinking", what you're doing.
Wow dude, I just got you a rope
kys =^)
Am I talking to Betty Boop or Courage the Cowardly Dog rn?
I think there's something to be said for his worldview not being completely wrong
he got lost in the extremism, and being a figment of a mentally troubled loser in teh first place didn't help
Step 1. Have the looks and charisma of Brad Pitt
Step 2. Pussy falls into your lap.
Is he really that good looking or is it a meme? At times it looks like Gosling could mog him
Stop giving a frick. It's literally that easy.
Just pretend you're him. I pretended I was Tony Montana for 3 months and I got a shitload of pussy and money reselling retro game consoles.
describe the course of events that led to sex with any of them. how did you tony soprano someone into bed.
in detail please.
I said Tony Montana.
Did you shoot anyone? I've always thought it would be fun to get to shoot people for your job
No but I scared this group of black teenagers off, they filmed me as they ran. I threw a brick at one of their heads and snapped one of their phones in half.
>"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
>whips out dick
You don't. That's the point
I am just like brad pitt, except I am ugly and have no money
Pitt seems like he genuinely has depression, probably not for the same reasons as most people though. It doesn't make it any less serious though. I hope he's doing okay with whatever it is, or maybe I'm just wrong and he's not.
my alter cant stop smoking weed and playing vidya haha i wish i could get a job lmao i really really want one so i can contribute to society haha frick split personality it's a nightmare haha
Fight club was a fricking cool ass movie fr
Let your yes be yes and your no be no
Always negotiate from a position of strength or walk away
Make soap
Buy your clothes from thrift stores only
Start your days by drinking a dunkin signature iced latte
i don't generally agree with the "philosophy" of this movie but the anti-materialism bit is kino
>the things you own end up owning you
true
>You have to accept the possibility that there is a God, and that God does not like you. In all probability, he hates you
I don't know why but I always found comfort in this line as a kid
i don't remember that line. sounds pretty gay
Yeah it is. I want God to love me.
He does but that doesn't mean hes going to make your life easy.
set inhibitions and fear to zero