How do you continue James Bond after THIS?
>movie still has 'James Bond Will Return' in the end credits after blowing the guy to bits
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How do you continue James Bond after THIS?
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>Craiggays will defend this
>I FRICKED TED
>I FRICKED BLOFELD
Just pretend the whole Daniel Craig bullshit never happened, that it was just a dream Bond had in a coma. Nothing of value would be lost
I don't want them to reboot at all, just have the same M (recast Moneypenny and Q, they're horrible) but continue and pretend Craig never existed. Ana de Armas can return. That'd be a huge frick you to Craig as his Bond is forgotten and replaced by someone younger and cooler. like ATJ.
But every James Bond movie is a reboot. Continuity between each one would make no sense. He should be dead from old age, to begin with.
1) They just reboot it again
2) They pay Daniel Craig an exorbitant amount of money to come back for 1 more, James Bond simply wakes up in a hospital bed and some doctor says "lol you didn't die. Also, those killer nano-bots inside your body don't matter anymore because of <insert plot device here>. Anyway, here's your new mission briefing Bond."
I'd rather watch a black woman Bond than have Craig return. I'm dead serious. That's how much I hate the guy.
homosexual
If you don't despise Craig, you're not a Bond fan.
I can't stand him either, didn't watch any after casino royal reboot of a remake.
but I'd rather bond was never put in a film again than see a egress in the part; when it should be a stunning transexual instead.
>No Ms. Bond, I expect you to swim
>Chicken wings. Crispy, not dry.
>Ms. Bond, the casino provides free drinks to gamblers, you don't need to cause a scene and try to get them comped
>And for the 5th time the game is called craps, not "finna throw some bones"
>The Welfare Is Not Enough
underrated as frick
>Madame 007, how would you feel now if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
Make it about 006 instead
a spinoff film with Sean bean as 6 and his background story, or other double agent missions and near-misses would have been better than goldenplop or anything that came since.
Sean Bean too old but I like the outline of your idea.
I'm from Yorkshire, I can be Sean Bean
hows the pudding
>Lucy Boynton as Mrs. Moneypenny
Kino?
Could you even make a cool James Bond these days, considering there's no mystique around agencies like MI6 anymore and we all know they're just buttholes that abuse their powers and watch people jack off through their phone cameras all day
That was always what they were anon. Nothing has changed. Just make a Brosnan-style movie and you have 2 billion in BO.
Right, I explicitly said "Now that the mystique is gone"
Ahh, right. I wouldn't be surprised if the new one is pozzed, they'd make MI6 the villain and how they're [INSERT COMMUNIST BUZZWORD] or something, due to that 'mystique' being gone as you said.
yeah it might be a deconstruction like they did with skyfall or the tv-show 'slow horses', where the majority of the conflicts stem from internal affairs, power grabs, disgruntled former employees starting shit, colleagues trying to one-up each other.
honestly spy thrillers and campy stuff like james bond need to retvrn to the cold war setting, maybe even further back if possible. WW2 or 1 even.
back then spy agencies were more cohesively focused on fighting off or fricking over a foreign threat instead of bullying each other.
and portraying germans, nazis and all sorts of commies as the bad guys works far better than it is nowadays where you have to be careful not to offend potential viewers by shitting on their nationality
>where the majority of the conflicts stem from internal affairs
All the movies set in current day will be like, because it's reality. Remember this started after the fall of the wall, with Goldeneye.
>movie sets up Russia to be the big bad
>intro music sequence is women taking hammers to images of communism and Soviet era cold war monuments
>climax of the movie takes place in a graveyard of communist statues, literally showing the downfall of the Soviet Union
>turns out the enemy was within, literally rogue intelligence agencies within the western government
>back then spy agencies were more cohesively focused on fighting off or fricking over a foreign threat instead of bullying each other.
Naive cuck LMAO
I want a James Bond movie. An actual James Bond movie. Hot bimbos with sexual puns for names, villain lairs, villains who want world domination because they're simply evil, insane stunts, campy tone, exotic locations, based machismo, I want the movie to end with Bond getting the girl and MI6 trying to reach him and finding him in the act while the final line is the girl moaning 'Oh, James!'. That's what I want.
I DON'T want mopy homosexual 'Bond' with real world politics, misunderstood villains, women covered up and being girlbosses, him crying over bullshit and the movie ending with him sad over some bullshit.
FRICK Daniel Craig and FRICK Barbara Broccoli.
> villains who want world domination because they're simply evil
Knock it off with this moronic meme, it has literally only happened once in 20+ films. Bond villains have never been campy take-over-the-world goofballs like everyone seems to think.
I think Anon is mistaking a colorful eccentric villain as automatically campy.
In case Bond fans weren't clear on Barbara Brocolli's views on Bond, they literally put in an unncessary scene where he is tied to a chair and his balls are repeatedly hit by his torturer.
Get that old b***h out of there.
Historical stories set in the 60s where he belongs. Pretending to be an auditer in Imperial Civil Service bureaus all over the world while actually monitering foreign shipping and occasionally getting embroiled against a villainous conspiracy against the Empire. Like the books.
You should try actually reading the books before posting moronic nonsense.
Am I the only person who thought this scene was pure fricking kino? The Craig films get a bad rap but this was a great end to his version of the character.
He is not (and never was or never will be) James Bond so him dying like a cuck was actually quite funny to see. If they did this to my hero Pierce for example, I'd be livid. As it stands, the REAL James Bonds (Sean, Roger, Timothy, Pierce) are untainted and left alone. The impostor was cucked, humiliated and blown to bits. It's poetic justice.
Arent you forgetting someone anon?
Aren't you?
low level agent female protagonist stumbles upon some clues
craig's bearly alive carcass hooked up to tubes in a secret MI6 bunker, he's pulling the strings, plotting to take over england with a hidden army of brainwashed double-0 agents
"I am all the bonds"
she's also a bond
00X a bad but also good guy is tormented by indecision, he's sorta in love with female protagonist
He gets cloned hundreds of years in the future, Alien: resurrection style
>How do you continue James Bond after THIS?
still has 'James Bond Will Return' in the end credits after blowing the guy to bits
the bits fall back down to the ground thus returning, he was the shittiest bond of all as well
Pierce Brosnan but it's a metanarrative story and the enemy is about secret forces in western governments trying to make everyone in the west fat by poisoning their food. (So they can't combat China in WW3 who these secret forces also control and plan to rule over)
The humour is he blows up places like Planet fitness because those are inefficient ways to get fit.
I'd pay a good dollar for that.
Just reboot, new Bond, Millennial Bond, there we go. He can even drive Aston Martin's new car.
James Bond isn't the birth name of the guy, James Bond is the maintained gov't profile for agent 007, a fake identity to maintain an extra layer of privacy and secrecy.
Is this the ending to *checks notes* no time to die (2021)? Not gonna lie. A bad ending to save the world or whatever would be a pretty kino way to kill off a franchise
Reboot of classic Bond in the 50's.
Reading Moonraker right now, and it's great.
>Bonds job in between missions consists of reading random reports
>M asks if he fancies to go to the most exclusive gambling establishment in London
>Bond obviously accepts, and his assignment is to out-cheat Drax at cards
>stacks some decks, hits some benzedrine and champagne (after a vodka or two)
>entire chapter is just him raping Drax at bridge
Complete reboot. New actor but a period piece set in the 60s (Sony can find a way to shoehorn their product placement into it still I'm sure). Austin Powers isn't in the cultural zeitgeist anymore so it should be fine
this, and maybe also make it more gritty and somewhat realistic bond like they did with craig in casino royale and quantum, before it went full moron in the later titles
I sincerely hope they make Bond movies with plots and titles not taken from Fleming novels
Gareth Mallory is arrested for ordering the development of a mass destruction weapon. The Defense Minister appoints Sir Miles Messervy (who else but Anthony Hopkins to play him) as head of the 00 Section again. He is informed that between 2006 and 2021 there was a political takeover of the British Secret Service that led to the demotion of all active personnel and recruits were assigned with cover identities. One of them was given the new “James Bond 007”, who committed suicide after being infected with a variant of Heracles. Messervy brings back to active duty none other than the real James Bond, now exiled in Nassau.
>brings back to active duty none other than the real James Bond, now exiled in Nassau.
He'd be good for a one-off Bond movie but ought to hand over the reins to a new Bond at the end to restart the series.
full disclosure i stole this from a blog (The Secret Agent Lair) but that was pretty much the general idea - 'deboot' with brosnan then continue like normal before the craig years
Brosnan is at an age now that they would have to acknowledge that this was, once again, an older Bond nearing the end of his career which I think people are sick of at this point.
Could he wrap his tiny hands around a pistol grip?
Knowing he has small hands and feet, could he physically satisfy a woman in the way a Bond should, knowing the likelihood his other extremities are small as well.
Would he be the first gay Bond? An insatiable wiener hound? The first bond with rug burn on his elbows and knees?
James Bond is a dead franchise, like Ghostbusters and Star Wars. The israelites and feminists will try to suck more money out of name recognition, but it's over.
The difference is that one decent Bond movie without a bunch of Black person and gay shit, would restore the franchise instantly. Ghostbusters and Star Wars cannot claim the same.
jason bourne'd it
Nah, I'd win
They just reboot it with some new guy and never mention the past, just like they've done for 60 years.
The continuity in the Bond movies is beyond moronic, but we just go along with it.
i dunno. james bond is just sorta creatively bankrupt.
they cannot ever again do storylines about contemporary foreign powers. they already completely ran out of ideas in the craig era and ended up rehashing story elements from previous craig movies (no i do not want to have to mystery villain from someone's past come back and cause trouble AGAIN). they wheeled out blofeld/spectre and ruined it. they already done hackneyed tech based stories about hackers and even somehow tried to do something about nanomachines, son.
at best, the next james bond will probably be a relatively safe story about a rich guy vying for political power is doing something nefarious. at least it will be somewhat relatable, even if a bit trite. do not want another mysterious villain is back story. do not want a ham fisted story about nature of espionage changing with computers because obviously it has, but it's too esoteric to be the backdrop for a bond movie. do not want a terrible story about ai either. do not want another veteran james bond might be past it story
if they had the balls, they'd do as already suggested and set james bond in the eras when someone like james bond makes sense
next villain will be a trump allegory
we'll be back in that era of screen writing in hollywood
Reminder this movie was due to be released in 2020
It is now 2024 and they are no where near starting production
Utterly fricked the franchise, glad Danny Boyle wisely left NTTD early
>How do you continue James Bond after THIS?
Cast a new actor and open the next film with said new actor being given the codename "James Bond"? Or just ignore the film entirely as has been tradition in several previous films?
>Or just ignore the film entirely as has been tradition in several previous films?
Exactly. Continuity never had a place in the Bond films outwith recurring characters and the odd Easter egg referencing the old movies.
>it's a Cinemaphile seethes at Daniel Craig episode
lmao what's with all the bloody repeats?
just a cast a new guy and have him do his own thing, most people subscribe to the "james bond is a code name for the current 007" anyway
>most people subscribe to the "james bond is a code name for the current 007" anyway
lol no they don't, only extremely online autists do this. Most people don't care about continuity, they know Bond is a character recurring through different continuities.
This. Each film is it's own continuity. Just consider the Craig era a 12 hour movie that took 20 years to shit out and move on.
I can do it but I'm too attractive
>How do you continue James Bond after THIS?
Was it so hard to do previous times?
Something similar to Living Daylights, where you get three "new" agents and we see the best one is the new Bond.
Could even do a whole pre-movie thing where you promote three different actors as the new Bond, and we only get to see which is the real one in the movie.
If they're going to have nothing new and copy the past, might as well do it with good bits.
Barbara Broccoli here, we are making the next villain Elon musk/Eliot Carver social media villain. played by Edris Elba
They’ll probably get around it by setting the movie when he was alive
Freddie Highmore as autistic bond
The problem is there arent any manly guys in Hollywood anymore.
Their only options are Tom Hardy (already too old) and Henry Cavill (theyve snubbed him too long, and for some reason his bid-parts are all homosexual dandies)
too many homosexuals, no credible strength
spies are already an anachronism that dont make sense in a digital world of mass surveillance
they should let it sit until the right writer or actor comes along rather than force it
woke commercialism is collapsing hard this past year, but they're still gonna put a black or a woman in the role, or a Hispanic and call it a "compromise"
Bondbros, don't click...
The next paragraph is even more hilarious.
Is this... real? Like a published James Bond book? Or am I falling for ragebait...
Oh dear god I just checked and it is.
>Charlie Higson
Man that's sad to see. He wrote the Young Bond books and The Enemy, two series I loved as a teenager. I hate seeing people... decline like that.
Just ignore everything after Casino Royale.
why? skyfall and the last one are easily Top 10 Bond movies
What an abhorrent opinion, you should be disregarded.
nah, nobody agrees with you
I do. Spectre and NttD are the worst Bond films. Skyfall is 6/10 but was also the movie that ruined Bond going forward
I liked Spectre. NttD was ok too.
>How do you continue James Bond after THIS?
There haven't been 25 movies
Only 20
Because Craig is not Bond.