How do you respond in this situation?
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>implying implications
>mom, we're can we not do this a church?
lmfao
"hey, I get what you're saying but don't be filthy about it"
>FILTHY? SO NOW IT'S FILTHY?
>That was decoy cum, sweetie.
They all do and they always cheat,leave or try to make my life and psyche shit.Big fricking deal,Cameron
It’s time to reflect anon, they aren’t all the problem here.
Good. I'm glad you're suffering. Take a look around. Most men aren't attractive and many attractive women are stuck with average men. I cheat with them because I want to rip your little relationship apart. You should be alone and miserable. Intelligent and good looking men should have multiple wives.
You are not attractive, intelligent or rich
This shitty larp is cringy as frick
>Most men aren't attractive
Most women aren't either. Stop having low as frick standards who thinks a woman is attractive just because she slaps on some makeup and keeps her mouth shut. Actually take things like her personality, intellect, income, ability to read/write, and experience into consideration.
I'm sorry you're 200 lbs
I'm 150 and fit
>most women are attractive in the sense of "sure i'd cum in them"
Again, stop having low as frick standards.
>Again, stop having low as frick standards.
why? it's not like I can get pregnant lmao
>why?
Because you're creating more shitty women.
yeah sure blame me and not the parents
Parents can only be blamed for so long. Past 20, it's your fault for still having low standards and encouraging women to be shitty.
most women are attractive in the sense of "sure i'd cum in them"
most men aren't attractive in the sense of "yeah he'll be a good husband and daddy"
you will never be a woman
most women are under 50 pounds of makeup which is the only difference between men and women. Men have to try with their genuine selves while women sell a product. It's why they shouldn't be able to vote.
are you me?
OPEN YOUR EYES
She was so fricking cute in this movie
This movie legit bummed me out, imagine meeting the perfect girl and then the very next morning your life is ruined because of some crazy b***h
Well maybe you still get to be cats in the next life with her or whatever
I SEE
YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
>It means you werent qualified to mother my children, sorry, gtfo.
Cold. That's enough to make a homie want to drive off the road or crash into a wall or some shit
Means you're a prostitute. Now get to sucking.
I faked my orgasm.
Made me chuck n sneed
reminds me of this scene
>i let you come INSIDE of me
and also this one
>i'm not mad...it's just, you fricked me in the ass hank. I gave up the butt for you
>I gave up the butt for you
True story
nice
who hates strawberry candies? wtf
yeah those things are better than 90% of all other candy out there. Fricking what.
This infographic is shit. The first thing we'd fight over as kids were the Smarties.
my mom gave out chicken legs once. I had no idea what she was thinking
Sodomy is an abomination.
I mean... I kinda wish my GFs where this open about stuff.
I never know I've done something to offend them before they've been seething for a week
She sounds nice.
why didnt they just talk on the phone?
>"this guy is monster! he likes to frick women in the ass and then tell them he likes to keep it casual"
hes literally me
I'm picking up good vibrations
Reminder that this guy and Tech Support are the same fricking actor.
fricking chameleon
good morning sir.
>I bet you say that to all the guys.
asking the wrong guy
I think the best weapon you can have against a woman is a video of you giving her a facial.
how did you ask to start recording a blowjob or anything?
You lie. They know what you're doing but just want plausible deniability so they dont feel like dirty bawds. Just tell them you're taking stills or it isn't recording.
that seems unethical bro
It is. I don't really recommend it. But it happens. Most women who are anything close to normal if they're into you enough to be put in that position want you to tell them little white lies.
and this will do what? some women dont care no more
>[Raucous laughter]
so have i
I'd say, yes that does mean something!
Come here,...I give her a hug, I start to shed tears and tell her that I love her.
I give her a kiss on her cheeck and look her in the eyes and say to her, please always be with me, never leave me, I got your back, please have mine.
At this point I start to cry and begg her to mary me.
>At this point I start to cry and begg her to mary me.
that's the part where you whip it out and she sucks it, not where you cry and beg
it meant something then, but it doesn't mean anything now. others have done it before, they mean nothing now neither.
I wanna give my gf my cum