How would you defeat The Creeper?

How would you defeat The Creeper Cinemaphile?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    infect myself with AIDS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can Draculas get aids?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vampires are already dead, so I don't think they would notice if they could.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd sit him down and give him a stern talking to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d listen to him, because nobody else did

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impound his car

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    johnny cage nutpunch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *eats your nuts to give himself new nuts*

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't defeat them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread and my answer but u beat me to it
      what the hek does he want?
      whats his motivation?
      He spends lot of energy on what he does

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn keeping me on point
        do the kids steal his shit?
        or some charm or something important?

        what it has is the 80s horror movie where the bad guy wins
        it always freask the audience
        like u cant get away
        no matter how hard try
        mental futility like give up u have no chance
        mental warfare like in real world with capitalism and usury u cant win
        kida liek a twink from most Cinemaphile psoters

        You are going to dox yourself by posting screenshots of bogged women in every thread anon.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take my own eyes out preemptively

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he get his custom number plate made?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably stole it.
      Beating you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably
        >B EATNG U

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's probably the intent on the rewatch.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beating you.

        How did he get his custom number plate made?

        Weak bait.

        https://i.imgur.com/NdAorso.jpg

        How would you defeat The Creeper Cinemaphile?

        The answer is not to work for a convicted pedophile. The movie was good though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whos ngo?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BEAT NGU
      >driver is Mark Wahlberg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vietnam fricking shits!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BE ATNG U
      he's username mentioning his discord kittens

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beating niggus
      How did they get away with that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BE AT NIG U
      Hes a HBCU alumni?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does it drive truck when it can fly?

        or are the wings a new mutation brought on by need and desperation by the parasite?

        phantoms was kinda a cool movie like this

        ancient monster underground wakes up every so often and eats whole area of people

        like ate whole primative civilizatio like the incas etc

        spooky and cthulhu pilled!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dmv

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's more powerful in 2 than in 1. In 1, you could just try to ram him with your car, once he's not in his truck. Once you run out of gas, and haven't hit him, then you're fricked.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot at God

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could Rust survive the creeper?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rust? what?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon said shooting at god, you know the true detective tv meme where everyone pretends to think rust was shooting at god.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I couldnt watch it
            mgonngagay as a smart weird guy
            ah no

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don’t belong here fish tank tourist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am here desperate to find good new shows
                everything is so bad on Amazon and netflix and I have gone back to many whole seasons of sherlock poirot and few good shows ive found
                following
                blacklist
                twin peaks
                star trek orig
                doc whoi tom baker
                sherlock holmes liek 5 different actors
                hercule poirot
                inspector cribb

                I just want something new and haven't fonud anything even half decent

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being creepier

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what was he

    A demon
    Alien
    Parasite?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some kind of manifestation of the directors lust for little boys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The director being a pedophile makes the movie scarier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was guna say mens lust for 14 year old girls but ok

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >girls
          At literally no point in any of the movies does the creeper target a female. It always goes after twinks.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn keeping me on point
            do the kids steal his shit?
            or some charm or something important?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We still don't know, and probably never will due to the state of the franchise.

      The most we have comes from a comic from 2018. The comic was about a guy researching myths about the monster, and doing investigations into it. He had some psychic vision at one point that revealed the ancient Mayans committed ritual human sacrifice to him, and considered it one of their Gods. It's not actually specified if he IS the God itself, or just inspired their mythology. But it's the closest to any actual backstory lore we have.

      Considering the comic came out around the time the 4th movie should have, and we know the 4th was going to be about it's origins I wouldn't be surprised if it's close to what Salva was planning more or less.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably one of the worst handled IPs I have seen.
        The first movie is a cult classic but the sequels were irredeemable trash that didnt get why it was ever liked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a YouTube theory video detailing that it could possible an alien parasite, the parasite being the webbed membrane thing on the back of the head. Basically it's keeping a corpse alive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This I deduced as well, but is it really alien or somthing that cane from here? And is there more of its kind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like a very ancient unique parasite of unknown origins considering what is shown in the movies about its biology and hybernation cycles

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love this cthulhu idea like there are dark corner of earth with evil entities

        robert e howard wrote a lot about stuff like that his hero conan would goto some very remote place and step into some really scary shit taht would have to be contained by some holy icon or something and barely escape

        like a vampire having weakness of sun+cross+holywater (i heard garlic but never saw that work in movie)
        or troll sun

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He only lusts after cute white twinks or darkies. Being a muscular white powertop, he would ignore me if not fist bump me in recognition of another accomplished twink hunting racist like him.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut his dick off in battle then he'd have to eat my dick to replace his own.
    I wouldn't defeat him but all the other monsters would call him a homosexual for eternity which is better.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him with gun

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy actually lives out in Alachua county. He's honestly not as bad as people make him out to be. Nice fella.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get aids

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're asking this as if they don't defeat him in the second movie. How about just a hundred guys with guns instead of some farmer and his son, movie ends right after he wakes up.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    go ultra instinct on him

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win between this guy and Predator?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Predator would ride on Creeper's back as he tried flying away, beating the shit out of him, like the Arkham Knight Manbat side quest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would have to be the Creeper, he has supernatural abilities. Predator’s just a large alien

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoot him up with a 50 caliber
    >bury the remains in a 12 ft grave filled with cement
    >go home and jerk off

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is he and what does he do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a 2000’s horror icon (not to be mistaken with an 80’s horror icon), that comes to life every 23rd spring for 23 days to feed and sneed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool wish I could get gutted

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what it has is the 80s horror movie where the bad guy wins
    it always freask the audience
    like u cant get away
    no matter how hard try
    mental futility like give up u have no chance
    mental warfare like in real world with capitalism and usury u cant win
    kida liek a twink from most Cinemaphile psoters

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    movies like this have a good idea

    why dont they make it complete?

    same with
    saw
    final destination
    the following
    these movies lose thier way because the idea is not complete, the motivation is not shown so its not as satisfying

    manhunter is one of my favs, it seems to complete the idea

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    back to the creeper
    1 regenerates
    2 flies
    3 can keep fighting after beign shot

    I dont know how ot kill it i
    is it like a demon in that physical harm doesnt appply

    or if a parasite doesnt it have to slurp up energy somehow to support all this regeneration?
    that leads to idea of a metal contrianer or concrete as someone mentioned

    does it have a kryptonite? a weakness like silver or a cross? not that I rememeber making it like a vampire with no achilles heel which is VERY unfinished idea!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh fire? An explosion?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they crashed it at hihg speed
        I forget if it exploded n burned
        but I had impression it could take massive damage and keep fighting perhaps one slowdown is it needed body part form new bodeis to regenerate???? this is foggy in my mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He only goes out at a specific time each year or something like that. If you avoid him long enough maybe his body parts break down since he steals new ones. First one was kino, others were silly horror schlock but I don't really regret seeing them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea i liked the first two
        it had kernel of a ghost story which kinda made sense
        I really liked the part where he replaced the scare crow
        if the idea was completed
        it would be just awesome
        it was a bit unfinished but the idea made whole thing watchable
        second one with punkish male jocks was kinda manhating they could have gone down an angle where slave lore had a myth of something liek it in underground railroad or many other directions
        it did scare me tho because u left u couldnt win
        kinda like hills have eyes
        its guna get cha

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically I just beat him in a fight, i doubt he knows any BJJ, Wrestling, or kickboxing. With my high skill and training in hand to hand combat I can utilize my technique to beat a complete novice fighter like him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has superhuman stength stamina and can get shot by ton of cops same time n keep fighting
      I forget if it has to run home and get body parts?
      that part is unclear in my memory
      your efforts wouldnt hurt it
      and its strength n stamina are massive so it wold crush u

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 6'5 275 i would crush him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok dude make your own movie where u choke it out even tho in existing movie 15 cops blasted it and it just pased i think or ran downstars

          i think u are jsut being stubborn

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea i liked the first two
            it had kernel of a ghost story which kinda made sense
            I really liked the part where he replaced the scare crow
            if the idea was completed
            it would be just awesome
            it was a bit unfinished but the idea made whole thing watchable
            second one with punkish male jocks was kinda manhating they could have gone down an angle where slave lore had a myth of something liek it in underground railroad or many other directions
            it did scare me tho because u left u couldnt win
            kinda like hills have eyes
            its guna get cha

            true detective was unwatchable
            mgonagay is a tard not a geniu sherlock
            woody is goofy but speaks trueth about usury bankers n big pharma

            Get off my board and out of my thread unironically.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cover myself in hot sauce

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It’s annoying and you are shitting up the thread.

    I am here desperate to find good new shows
    everything is so bad on amazon and netflix and I have gone back to many whole seasons of sherlock poirot and few good shows ive found
    following
    blacklist
    twin peaks
    star trek orig
    doc whoi tom baker
    sherlock holmes liek 5 different actors
    hercule poirot
    inspector cribb

    I just want something new and haven't fonud anything even half decent

    You didn’t like or finish true detective season one and yet you ask us for recommendations? You need to go back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true detective was unwatchable
      mgonagay is a tard not a geniu sherlock
      woody is goofy but speaks trueth about usury bankers n big pharma

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy.
    >Track down the person the It Follows entity is currently following.
    >Have sex with them.
    >Find the Creeper.
    >Have sex with him.
    Problem solved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds double dangerous though. Unless you get the creep when he's asleep.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My plan is that neither one will be able to kill the other. They'll just be locked in a stalemate forever.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should have The Thing also involved

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would be too risky. The Thing might gain his ability to fly and shit.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave the jeepers Creepers to me!
    We need to go back to "black guy crusts first" horror movies, it's time. Set the sequel in antebellum south, a plantation owner is using him for buck-breaking purposes. Slaves flee, boss unleashes the creeper because he can track their bussies even after they cross a water body. This movie ticks all the boxes, instant greenlight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes something like this
      I read bill russels booka dn he said his grandpareents talked about haints which were some kinda o ghosts that could help or hurt

      maybe I should make my own movie
      id love to do a final destination

      I wish I coulda bought the following mid season 2 and made that correctly and it would go liek 15 seasons
      damn I wish i were a billionaire sometimes just to make things better

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about 2 parsites fighting?
    some thing like the thing 1982 vs this guy?

    there is a fritz leiber fafhr grey mouser story in which thye go underwater adventures and in 1 they see from distance men unlocking some magic door to undersea megapalace and out comes these i call them riders like octopus but they can run fast on thier tentacles like spider kinda
    once they get a man the ride himand i think contorl him
    the water comes gushing in as everythign is self destucting and the mosnters run back int he oor and close it from leik 1/18 mile away the heros then wake up or go back to normal world shipwreaked

    what if riders encounted the titans from the heilein story and the movie abot slug liek thing that gets on your back n takes u over? they made so so movie about it called the pupet masters which coulda been one of best ever if they completed the idea a littel better and were a little more over the top

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    indians should never have been allowed access to the internet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s exactly what it is, I couldn’t figure out what was off about the way he structures his sentences.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you are not referring to me.
        AMerican german irish blue eyes 6-6

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt an indian burial grond or something was it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the latest movie said something about that idk I tuned that shit out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hollywood loves to make european white male seem evil so its ok for the usury bankers to steal thier country because they stole it from indians right? barf
        they just cant tell a story
        always propaganda vs european male

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > barf
          Can you at least try to integrate and speak normally. You sound like a troony trying to larp as Regina George.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see online chat as free from pedantic city college english class nitpicking.
            I am american germna irish 6-6 blue eyes and pretty brainy n fun.
            chat which I used back in aol days wasn't perfect punctuation and etc all rules relaxed but if you had a brain you could easily read the English.
            I don't type fast. Never learned properly so far far faster for me to write that way like a casual shorthand.
            You hurt my feelings and give me mental pain with your complaints while I was enjoying creative thoughts going in many fun directions.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you are the guy that pretends to be an Afrocentrist here, you both type the exact same way. Either that or you both just have ADHD.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why the boring personal attacks ?
                let talk of cool ideas and movie plots
                dont be a boore
                I am most cetainly not an afro centirst or on who goes on about buck breaking bs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The way you speak is genuinely stressful to read and all over the place, if you calm down a little I’m sure more people in the thread would want to discuss your points.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's Tommy Wiseau.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ask him if he’s Polish and see how upset he gets, it’s the only way to be sure.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a few things before I hunt him.
    >A rocker propelled grenade launcher
    >A refridgerated truck
    The plan:
    >Lay in wait for creeper
    >When he gets close, blow him up.
    >Pick up all pieces of Creeper and load them into freezer
    >Transport the remains to a facility with an industrial deep freezer.
    >Keep the Creeper's remains frozen forever.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reducing it to just a parasite is way too simple for something like The Creeper. He's definitely not just something explainable biologically. It creates psychic visions in people it is targeting, and even puts people into a weird hive mind purgatory after it consumes them. Like Pennywise does. Even his weapons can give you psychic visions if you touch them. It's supernatural for sure to some degree.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw his nest had tons of limbs

      where was the bit about hivemind purg?

      I agree supernatural

      maybe even a curse

      dean koontz has multiple books about some kinda curse sending a well night unbeatable unkillable kookooie after the hero

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hive mind thing is shown with people appearing in visions, even after they have already died. Like Darry appearing to warn them in Jeepers Creepers 2, after he died in the end of 1.
        The comic book also shows he keeps people for eternity inside of him after he eats you. There's people he ate centuries ago that interact with the comic protagonist in psychic visions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          gnarley

          any hint at motive?

          it seems the creature can be slowed down by phsyical damage, and he needs new limb n bodies to replace damaged ones?
          I barely remember
          what does it try to so once every 23 years? max bodycount for max backup limbs?
          does it search for anything? try to kill off a bloodline?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think he really has a motive other than to survive. He needs to eat to sustain himself, and so he eats.

            The comic is interesting because it shows he used to be a lot more docile. He would take human organ sacrifices from Mayans, and leave them alone. He wouldn't just slaughter the people wantonly. Maybe he just felt flattered that they deified and worshipped him, so let them live, or maybe he became more of an butthole over time. Because in the movies he definitely has a lot of fun fricking with people. Maybe it just sucks being immortal, so it's more entertaining to play with his food now to keep himself sane.

            Although he did show a little hint of being reasonable at the end of the first movie. He hesitates, and almost seems to consider when the sister tries to bargain with him. It does make me wonder if you can communicate with him to some extent.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              reminds me of evil robots in movies
              why?
              a robot has no sex motive or greed movtive
              its just a bit of metal and wire
              this imputing human needs to a piece of metal is silly
              it always has to be greedy humans or other living things in the background directing the machine
              usury bankers
              reptilians
              greedy ceo
              greedy gang
              etc

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              one other idea is that it is a guardian of something

              maybe created or summoned to keep some other evil artifact from human hands

              or to kill off those who invade a holy area

              23 year is an odd number

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the creature needs limbs? souls? to power its curse or existance? like a devil or demon wants souls or a body to inhabit to exist on our plane

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    to defeat it you would have to trap the creeper in something like a water tank or concrete bunker

    something he cant claw out of

    i dont think he can change into smoke or liquid like some vampires

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The third movie revealed that his truck is alive and can move on it's own, and even can do things that are completely magical. Even if you capture him or trap him somehow, the truck will come get him out. And if it isn't the truck, I'm sure he has other things we don't know about as back-ups that can do anything the truck can or more.

      Also 4 was a fricking horrible movie I'd love to forget, but it did introduce that there are cultists who worship him and want to keep his cycle going. So they'll go try to help him if he's put in a predicament or trapped and can't help himself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow they realy pulled stuff out of thier aazzes

        in the future will the creeper be an avenger?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah shit got moronic. The truck is revealed to be alive, it can release bombs that follow people like they have a homing device, it can shoot harpoons that follow someone in mid-air and can turn mid-flight like Pac Man chasing a ghost, oh and the Truck has teeth. The truck does so much stuff without the monster even being in the same area, so I assume it's either controlled remotely, or it acts on it's own.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i could only accept this if they put in minimal effort to make the bad guy a spirit that inhabits corpses or a mechanical and brings them to love with starnge pwoers

            from sound of it they jsut did whatever

            see holylwood jsut resume builder movies for rich kids from thier parents capital

            screw the ideas just blast something out fast as can

            such sad mentality

            it affects software field im in too in huge and negative ways

            alan kay tries to fight it his whole career but only back when goverfnment funded xerox parc without incremenatlism and mba n proj manager did he say he got anythign done with good research community

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cult is a good angle

        cthulhu stories have pact makers who find some evil entity or summon it from another plane and are granted powers abilities or magic items to rule over other men in exchange for souls and sacrifices

        kinda like a with cpact of faustian demonologist

        great set of ideas that can make unlimited movies

        the pact with an evil baddy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only count the first and second movie as canon and pretend the rest were never made.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          good practice I do with mutiple movies liek star wars etc

          are he last 2 liek str8 to video 0 budget wakjob level?

          or decent but poorly thought out?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The primal demon stalks mankind... With help from his trusty sentient truck!
        Wft

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they coudl spin it decenly if its a spirit that inhabits dead body or truck in order to act in our physical world/plane

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Put your belt on!!
            topkek! That truck is like an evil Herbie. Shit's goofy as hell.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit's hilarious when you also consider he is seemingly ancient and has been doing this for god knows how long. What did he do before automobiles were invented??
          When did he even learn he has the ability to give life to objects? Was even he impressed by it the first time?

          Or is it not even a power of his and he just so happened to find a living truck like Christine out there who likes killing humans as much as he does and they became partners

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ya see now its all over the place

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's next? Does he have a pet chimp he taught to murder people?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe in ancient times he rode around on a magical, evil wooly mammoth. After that, a very ill-tempered horse.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Napalm.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disable him right before hibernation and throw him in the wood chipper. Burn the goop that's left then mix the ash into concrete and mold numerous bricks out of it. Drop each brick into the ocean at different locations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Somehow... The Creeper returned.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s plausible, don’t his limbs have some kind of magnetic pull like his throwing stars? So the bricks could magnetically pull back together across oceans slowly and then the creeper particles in the bricks could be pulled out too, as bricks are porous.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Supposing we launch the remains into the sun

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are we going to convince NASA to help us do that when he’s dormant? They are not going to believe us that he is a threat.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, you just fly to the sun in a chartered airplane. It might be a long trip, but once you get close to the sun, you just chuck him out and let gravity do the rest.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I was tasked with writing a sequel to a previous film where the Creeper is totally obliterated or burned to ash, I would just show some crude, ancient altar or tomb in some undiscovered location that he materializes in from the dirt.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best idea so far.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if we cremated him, but mixed his ashes in with some juice at a massive event. In small enough doses that nobody could taste it.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you defeat The Creeper Cinemaphile?

    life sentences for child rapists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Creeper was a metaphor for the directors pedophilic urges he kept repressed for 23 years.

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