damn keeping me on point
do the kids steal his shit?
or some charm or something important?
what it has is the 80s horror movie where the bad guy wins
it always freask the audience
like u cant get away
no matter how hard try
mental futility like give up u have no chance
mental warfare like in real world with capitalism and usury u cant win
kida liek a twink from most Cinemaphile psoters
You are going to dox yourself by posting screenshots of bogged women in every thread anon.
He's more powerful in 2 than in 1. In 1, you could just try to ram him with your car, once he's not in his truck. Once you run out of gas, and haven't hit him, then you're fricked.
I am here desperate to find good new shows
everything is so bad on Amazon and netflix and I have gone back to many whole seasons of sherlock poirot and few good shows ive found
following
blacklist
twin peaks
star trek orig
doc whoi tom baker
sherlock holmes liek 5 different actors
hercule poirot
inspector cribb
I just want something new and haven't fonud anything even half decent
We still don't know, and probably never will due to the state of the franchise.
The most we have comes from a comic from 2018. The comic was about a guy researching myths about the monster, and doing investigations into it. He had some psychic vision at one point that revealed the ancient Mayans committed ritual human sacrifice to him, and considered it one of their Gods. It's not actually specified if he IS the God itself, or just inspired their mythology. But it's the closest to any actual backstory lore we have.
Considering the comic came out around the time the 4th movie should have, and we know the 4th was going to be about it's origins I wouldn't be surprised if it's close to what Salva was planning more or less.
This is probably one of the worst handled IPs I have seen.
The first movie is a cult classic but the sequels were irredeemable trash that didnt get why it was ever liked.
I saw a YouTube theory video detailing that it could possible an alien parasite, the parasite being the webbed membrane thing on the back of the head. Basically it's keeping a corpse alive.
i love this cthulhu idea like there are dark corner of earth with evil entities
robert e howard wrote a lot about stuff like that his hero conan would goto some very remote place and step into some really scary shit taht would have to be contained by some holy icon or something and barely escape
like a vampire having weakness of sun+cross+holywater (i heard garlic but never saw that work in movie)
or troll sun
He only lusts after cute white twinks or darkies. Being a muscular white powertop, he would ignore me if not fist bump me in recognition of another accomplished twink hunting racist like him.
Cut his dick off in battle then he'd have to eat my dick to replace his own.
I wouldn't defeat him but all the other monsters would call him a homosexual for eternity which is better.
You're asking this as if they don't defeat him in the second movie. How about just a hundred guys with guns instead of some farmer and his son, movie ends right after he wakes up.
what it has is the 80s horror movie where the bad guy wins
it always freask the audience
like u cant get away
no matter how hard try
mental futility like give up u have no chance
mental warfare like in real world with capitalism and usury u cant win
kida liek a twink from most Cinemaphile psoters
same with
saw
final destination
the following
these movies lose thier way because the idea is not complete, the motivation is not shown so its not as satisfying
manhunter is one of my favs, it seems to complete the idea
back to the creeper
1 regenerates
2 flies
3 can keep fighting after beign shot
I dont know how ot kill it i
is it like a demon in that physical harm doesnt appply
or if a parasite doesnt it have to slurp up energy somehow to support all this regeneration?
that leads to idea of a metal contrianer or concrete as someone mentioned
does it have a kryptonite? a weakness like silver or a cross? not that I rememeber making it like a vampire with no achilles heel which is VERY unfinished idea!!
I think they crashed it at hihg speed
I forget if it exploded n burned
but I had impression it could take massive damage and keep fighting perhaps one slowdown is it needed body part form new bodeis to regenerate???? this is foggy in my mind
He only goes out at a specific time each year or something like that. If you avoid him long enough maybe his body parts break down since he steals new ones. First one was kino, others were silly horror schlock but I don't really regret seeing them.
yea i liked the first two
it had kernel of a ghost story which kinda made sense
I really liked the part where he replaced the scare crow
if the idea was completed
it would be just awesome
it was a bit unfinished but the idea made whole thing watchable
second one with punkish male jocks was kinda manhating they could have gone down an angle where slave lore had a myth of something liek it in underground railroad or many other directions
it did scare me tho because u left u couldnt win
kinda like hills have eyes
its guna get cha
Unironically I just beat him in a fight, i doubt he knows any BJJ, Wrestling, or kickboxing. With my high skill and training in hand to hand combat I can utilize my technique to beat a complete novice fighter like him.
it has superhuman stength stamina and can get shot by ton of cops same time n keep fighting
I forget if it has to run home and get body parts?
that part is unclear in my memory
your efforts wouldnt hurt it
and its strength n stamina are massive so it wold crush u
yea i liked the first two
it had kernel of a ghost story which kinda made sense
I really liked the part where he replaced the scare crow
if the idea was completed
it would be just awesome
it was a bit unfinished but the idea made whole thing watchable
second one with punkish male jocks was kinda manhating they could have gone down an angle where slave lore had a myth of something liek it in underground railroad or many other directions
it did scare me tho because u left u couldnt win
kinda like hills have eyes
its guna get cha
true detective was unwatchable
mgonagay is a tard not a geniu sherlock
woody is goofy but speaks trueth about usury bankers n big pharma
Get off my board and out of my thread unironically.
I am here desperate to find good new shows
everything is so bad on amazon and netflix and I have gone back to many whole seasons of sherlock poirot and few good shows ive found
following
blacklist
twin peaks
star trek orig
doc whoi tom baker
sherlock holmes liek 5 different actors
hercule poirot
inspector cribb
I just want something new and haven't fonud anything even half decent
You didn’t like or finish true detective season one and yet you ask us for recommendations? You need to go back.
>Leave the jeepers Creepers to me!
We need to go back to "black guy crusts first" horror movies, it's time. Set the sequel in antebellum south, a plantation owner is using him for buck-breaking purposes. Slaves flee, boss unleashes the creeper because he can track their bussies even after they cross a water body. This movie ticks all the boxes, instant greenlight.
yes something like this
I read bill russels booka dn he said his grandpareents talked about haints which were some kinda o ghosts that could help or hurt
maybe I should make my own movie
id love to do a final destination
I wish I coulda bought the following mid season 2 and made that correctly and it would go liek 15 seasons
damn I wish i were a billionaire sometimes just to make things better
what about 2 parsites fighting?
some thing like the thing 1982 vs this guy?
there is a fritz leiber fafhr grey mouser story in which thye go underwater adventures and in 1 they see from distance men unlocking some magic door to undersea megapalace and out comes these i call them riders like octopus but they can run fast on thier tentacles like spider kinda
once they get a man the ride himand i think contorl him
the water comes gushing in as everythign is self destucting and the mosnters run back int he oor and close it from leik 1/18 mile away the heros then wake up or go back to normal world shipwreaked
what if riders encounted the titans from the heilein story and the movie abot slug liek thing that gets on your back n takes u over? they made so so movie about it called the pupet masters which coulda been one of best ever if they completed the idea a littel better and were a little more over the top
hollywood loves to make european white male seem evil so its ok for the usury bankers to steal thier country because they stole it from indians right? barf
they just cant tell a story
always propaganda vs european male
I see online chat as free from pedantic city college english class nitpicking.
I am american germna irish 6-6 blue eyes and pretty brainy n fun.
chat which I used back in aol days wasn't perfect punctuation and etc all rules relaxed but if you had a brain you could easily read the English.
I don't type fast. Never learned properly so far far faster for me to write that way like a casual shorthand.
You hurt my feelings and give me mental pain with your complaints while I was enjoying creative thoughts going in many fun directions.
I think you are the guy that pretends to be an Afrocentrist here, you both type the exact same way. Either that or you both just have ADHD.
3 months ago
Anonymous
why the boring personal attacks ?
let talk of cool ideas and movie plots
dont be a boore
I am most cetainly not an afro centirst or on who goes on about buck breaking bs
3 months ago
Anonymous
The way you speak is genuinely stressful to read and all over the place, if you calm down a little I’m sure more people in the thread would want to discuss your points.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I think it's Tommy Wiseau.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ask him if he’s Polish and see how upset he gets, it’s the only way to be sure.
I need a few things before I hunt him. >A rocker propelled grenade launcher >A refridgerated truck
The plan: >Lay in wait for creeper >When he gets close, blow him up. >Pick up all pieces of Creeper and load them into freezer >Transport the remains to a facility with an industrial deep freezer. >Keep the Creeper's remains frozen forever.
Reducing it to just a parasite is way too simple for something like The Creeper. He's definitely not just something explainable biologically. It creates psychic visions in people it is targeting, and even puts people into a weird hive mind purgatory after it consumes them. Like Pennywise does. Even his weapons can give you psychic visions if you touch them. It's supernatural for sure to some degree.
The hive mind thing is shown with people appearing in visions, even after they have already died. Like Darry appearing to warn them in Jeepers Creepers 2, after he died in the end of 1.
The comic book also shows he keeps people for eternity inside of him after he eats you. There's people he ate centuries ago that interact with the comic protagonist in psychic visions.
it seems the creature can be slowed down by phsyical damage, and he needs new limb n bodies to replace damaged ones?
I barely remember
what does it try to so once every 23 years? max bodycount for max backup limbs?
does it search for anything? try to kill off a bloodline?
I don't think he really has a motive other than to survive. He needs to eat to sustain himself, and so he eats.
The comic is interesting because it shows he used to be a lot more docile. He would take human organ sacrifices from Mayans, and leave them alone. He wouldn't just slaughter the people wantonly. Maybe he just felt flattered that they deified and worshipped him, so let them live, or maybe he became more of an butthole over time. Because in the movies he definitely has a lot of fun fricking with people. Maybe it just sucks being immortal, so it's more entertaining to play with his food now to keep himself sane.
Although he did show a little hint of being reasonable at the end of the first movie. He hesitates, and almost seems to consider when the sister tries to bargain with him. It does make me wonder if you can communicate with him to some extent.
reminds me of evil robots in movies
why?
a robot has no sex motive or greed movtive
its just a bit of metal and wire
this imputing human needs to a piece of metal is silly
it always has to be greedy humans or other living things in the background directing the machine
usury bankers
reptilians
greedy ceo
greedy gang
etc
The third movie revealed that his truck is alive and can move on it's own, and even can do things that are completely magical. Even if you capture him or trap him somehow, the truck will come get him out. And if it isn't the truck, I'm sure he has other things we don't know about as back-ups that can do anything the truck can or more.
Also 4 was a fricking horrible movie I'd love to forget, but it did introduce that there are cultists who worship him and want to keep his cycle going. So they'll go try to help him if he's put in a predicament or trapped and can't help himself.
Yeah shit got moronic. The truck is revealed to be alive, it can release bombs that follow people like they have a homing device, it can shoot harpoons that follow someone in mid-air and can turn mid-flight like Pac Man chasing a ghost, oh and the Truck has teeth. The truck does so much stuff without the monster even being in the same area, so I assume it's either controlled remotely, or it acts on it's own.
i could only accept this if they put in minimal effort to make the bad guy a spirit that inhabits corpses or a mechanical and brings them to love with starnge pwoers
from sound of it they jsut did whatever
see holylwood jsut resume builder movies for rich kids from thier parents capital
screw the ideas just blast something out fast as can
such sad mentality
it affects software field im in too in huge and negative ways
alan kay tries to fight it his whole career but only back when goverfnment funded xerox parc without incremenatlism and mba n proj manager did he say he got anythign done with good research community
cthulhu stories have pact makers who find some evil entity or summon it from another plane and are granted powers abilities or magic items to rule over other men in exchange for souls and sacrifices
Shit's hilarious when you also consider he is seemingly ancient and has been doing this for god knows how long. What did he do before automobiles were invented??
When did he even learn he has the ability to give life to objects? Was even he impressed by it the first time?
Or is it not even a power of his and he just so happened to find a living truck like Christine out there who likes killing humans as much as he does and they became partners
Disable him right before hibernation and throw him in the wood chipper. Burn the goop that's left then mix the ash into concrete and mold numerous bricks out of it. Drop each brick into the ocean at different locations.
It’s plausible, don’t his limbs have some kind of magnetic pull like his throwing stars? So the bricks could magnetically pull back together across oceans slowly and then the creeper particles in the bricks could be pulled out too, as bricks are porous.
Nah, you just fly to the sun in a chartered airplane. It might be a long trip, but once you get close to the sun, you just chuck him out and let gravity do the rest.
If I was tasked with writing a sequel to a previous film where the Creeper is totally obliterated or burned to ash, I would just show some crude, ancient altar or tomb in some undiscovered location that he materializes in from the dirt.
infect myself with AIDS
Can Draculas get aids?
Vampires are already dead, so I don't think they would notice if they could.
I'd sit him down and give him a stern talking to.
I’d listen to him, because nobody else did
Impound his car
johnny cage nutpunch
*eats your nuts to give himself new nuts*
I wouldn't defeat them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
/thread and my answer but u beat me to it
what the hek does he want?
whats his motivation?
He spends lot of energy on what he does
You are going to dox yourself by posting screenshots of bogged women in every thread anon.
I take my own eyes out preemptively
How did he get his custom number plate made?
He probably stole it.
Beating you.
it's probably
>B EATNG U
that's probably the intent on the rewatch.
>Beating you.
Weak bait.
The answer is not to work for a convicted pedophile. The movie was good though.
Whos ngo?
>BEAT NGU
>driver is Mark Wahlberg
Vietnam fricking shits!
>BE ATNG U
he's username mentioning his discord kittens
>beating niggus
How did they get away with that?
>BE AT NIG U
Hes a HBCU alumni?
why does it drive truck when it can fly?
or are the wings a new mutation brought on by need and desperation by the parasite?
phantoms was kinda a cool movie like this
ancient monster underground wakes up every so often and eats whole area of people
like ate whole primative civilizatio like the incas etc
spooky and cthulhu pilled!!
Dmv
He's more powerful in 2 than in 1. In 1, you could just try to ram him with your car, once he's not in his truck. Once you run out of gas, and haven't hit him, then you're fricked.
Shoot at God
Could Rust survive the creeper?
rust? what?
Anon said shooting at god, you know the true detective tv meme where everyone pretends to think rust was shooting at god.
I couldnt watch it
mgonngagay as a smart weird guy
ah no
You don’t belong here fish tank tourist.
I am here desperate to find good new shows
everything is so bad on Amazon and netflix and I have gone back to many whole seasons of sherlock poirot and few good shows ive found
following
blacklist
twin peaks
star trek orig
doc whoi tom baker
sherlock holmes liek 5 different actors
hercule poirot
inspector cribb
I just want something new and haven't fonud anything even half decent
By being creepier
So what was he
A demon
Alien
Parasite?
some kind of manifestation of the directors lust for little boys
The director being a pedophile makes the movie scarier
I was guna say mens lust for 14 year old girls but ok
>girls
At literally no point in any of the movies does the creeper target a female. It always goes after twinks.
damn keeping me on point
do the kids steal his shit?
or some charm or something important?
We still don't know, and probably never will due to the state of the franchise.
The most we have comes from a comic from 2018. The comic was about a guy researching myths about the monster, and doing investigations into it. He had some psychic vision at one point that revealed the ancient Mayans committed ritual human sacrifice to him, and considered it one of their Gods. It's not actually specified if he IS the God itself, or just inspired their mythology. But it's the closest to any actual backstory lore we have.
Considering the comic came out around the time the 4th movie should have, and we know the 4th was going to be about it's origins I wouldn't be surprised if it's close to what Salva was planning more or less.
This is probably one of the worst handled IPs I have seen.
The first movie is a cult classic but the sequels were irredeemable trash that didnt get why it was ever liked.
I saw a YouTube theory video detailing that it could possible an alien parasite, the parasite being the webbed membrane thing on the back of the head. Basically it's keeping a corpse alive.
This I deduced as well, but is it really alien or somthing that cane from here? And is there more of its kind
seems like a very ancient unique parasite of unknown origins considering what is shown in the movies about its biology and hybernation cycles
i love this cthulhu idea like there are dark corner of earth with evil entities
robert e howard wrote a lot about stuff like that his hero conan would goto some very remote place and step into some really scary shit taht would have to be contained by some holy icon or something and barely escape
like a vampire having weakness of sun+cross+holywater (i heard garlic but never saw that work in movie)
or troll sun
He only lusts after cute white twinks or darkies. Being a muscular white powertop, he would ignore me if not fist bump me in recognition of another accomplished twink hunting racist like him.
Cut his dick off in battle then he'd have to eat my dick to replace his own.
I wouldn't defeat him but all the other monsters would call him a homosexual for eternity which is better.
Shoot him with gun
This guy actually lives out in Alachua county. He's honestly not as bad as people make him out to be. Nice fella.
Get aids
You're asking this as if they don't defeat him in the second movie. How about just a hundred guys with guns instead of some farmer and his son, movie ends right after he wakes up.
go ultra instinct on him
Who would win between this guy and Predator?
Predator would ride on Creeper's back as he tried flying away, beating the shit out of him, like the Arkham Knight Manbat side quest
It would have to be the Creeper, he has supernatural abilities. Predator’s just a large alien
>shoot him up with a 50 caliber
>bury the remains in a 12 ft grave filled with cement
>go home and jerk off
Who is he and what does he do?
He’s a 2000’s horror icon (not to be mistaken with an 80’s horror icon), that comes to life every 23rd spring for 23 days to feed and sneed.
Cool wish I could get gutted
what it has is the 80s horror movie where the bad guy wins
it always freask the audience
like u cant get away
no matter how hard try
mental futility like give up u have no chance
mental warfare like in real world with capitalism and usury u cant win
kida liek a twink from most Cinemaphile psoters
movies like this have a good idea
why dont they make it complete?
same with
saw
final destination
the following
these movies lose thier way because the idea is not complete, the motivation is not shown so its not as satisfying
manhunter is one of my favs, it seems to complete the idea
back to the creeper
1 regenerates
2 flies
3 can keep fighting after beign shot
I dont know how ot kill it i
is it like a demon in that physical harm doesnt appply
or if a parasite doesnt it have to slurp up energy somehow to support all this regeneration?
that leads to idea of a metal contrianer or concrete as someone mentioned
does it have a kryptonite? a weakness like silver or a cross? not that I rememeber making it like a vampire with no achilles heel which is VERY unfinished idea!!
Uhh fire? An explosion?
I think they crashed it at hihg speed
I forget if it exploded n burned
but I had impression it could take massive damage and keep fighting perhaps one slowdown is it needed body part form new bodeis to regenerate???? this is foggy in my mind
He only goes out at a specific time each year or something like that. If you avoid him long enough maybe his body parts break down since he steals new ones. First one was kino, others were silly horror schlock but I don't really regret seeing them.
yea i liked the first two
it had kernel of a ghost story which kinda made sense
I really liked the part where he replaced the scare crow
if the idea was completed
it would be just awesome
it was a bit unfinished but the idea made whole thing watchable
second one with punkish male jocks was kinda manhating they could have gone down an angle where slave lore had a myth of something liek it in underground railroad or many other directions
it did scare me tho because u left u couldnt win
kinda like hills have eyes
its guna get cha
Unironically I just beat him in a fight, i doubt he knows any BJJ, Wrestling, or kickboxing. With my high skill and training in hand to hand combat I can utilize my technique to beat a complete novice fighter like him.
it has superhuman stength stamina and can get shot by ton of cops same time n keep fighting
I forget if it has to run home and get body parts?
that part is unclear in my memory
your efforts wouldnt hurt it
and its strength n stamina are massive so it wold crush u
i'm 6'5 275 i would crush him
ok dude make your own movie where u choke it out even tho in existing movie 15 cops blasted it and it just pased i think or ran downstars
i think u are jsut being stubborn
Get off my board and out of my thread unironically.
cover myself in hot sauce
It’s annoying and you are shitting up the thread.
You didn’t like or finish true detective season one and yet you ask us for recommendations? You need to go back.
true detective was unwatchable
mgonagay is a tard not a geniu sherlock
woody is goofy but speaks trueth about usury bankers n big pharma
Easy.
>Track down the person the It Follows entity is currently following.
>Have sex with them.
>Find the Creeper.
>Have sex with him.
Problem solved.
That sounds double dangerous though. Unless you get the creep when he's asleep.
My plan is that neither one will be able to kill the other. They'll just be locked in a stalemate forever.
You should have The Thing also involved
That would be too risky. The Thing might gain his ability to fly and shit.
>Leave the jeepers Creepers to me!
We need to go back to "black guy crusts first" horror movies, it's time. Set the sequel in antebellum south, a plantation owner is using him for buck-breaking purposes. Slaves flee, boss unleashes the creeper because he can track their bussies even after they cross a water body. This movie ticks all the boxes, instant greenlight.
yes something like this
I read bill russels booka dn he said his grandpareents talked about haints which were some kinda o ghosts that could help or hurt
maybe I should make my own movie
id love to do a final destination
I wish I coulda bought the following mid season 2 and made that correctly and it would go liek 15 seasons
damn I wish i were a billionaire sometimes just to make things better
what about 2 parsites fighting?
some thing like the thing 1982 vs this guy?
there is a fritz leiber fafhr grey mouser story in which thye go underwater adventures and in 1 they see from distance men unlocking some magic door to undersea megapalace and out comes these i call them riders like octopus but they can run fast on thier tentacles like spider kinda
once they get a man the ride himand i think contorl him
the water comes gushing in as everythign is self destucting and the mosnters run back int he oor and close it from leik 1/18 mile away the heros then wake up or go back to normal world shipwreaked
what if riders encounted the titans from the heilein story and the movie abot slug liek thing that gets on your back n takes u over? they made so so movie about it called the pupet masters which coulda been one of best ever if they completed the idea a littel better and were a little more over the top
indians should never have been allowed access to the internet
That’s exactly what it is, I couldn’t figure out what was off about the way he structures his sentences.
I hope you are not referring to me.
AMerican german irish blue eyes 6-6
it wasnt an indian burial grond or something was it?
I think the latest movie said something about that idk I tuned that shit out
hollywood loves to make european white male seem evil so its ok for the usury bankers to steal thier country because they stole it from indians right? barf
they just cant tell a story
always propaganda vs european male
> barf
Can you at least try to integrate and speak normally. You sound like a troony trying to larp as Regina George.
I see online chat as free from pedantic city college english class nitpicking.
I am american germna irish 6-6 blue eyes and pretty brainy n fun.
chat which I used back in aol days wasn't perfect punctuation and etc all rules relaxed but if you had a brain you could easily read the English.
I don't type fast. Never learned properly so far far faster for me to write that way like a casual shorthand.
You hurt my feelings and give me mental pain with your complaints while I was enjoying creative thoughts going in many fun directions.
I think you are the guy that pretends to be an Afrocentrist here, you both type the exact same way. Either that or you both just have ADHD.
why the boring personal attacks ?
let talk of cool ideas and movie plots
dont be a boore
I am most cetainly not an afro centirst or on who goes on about buck breaking bs
The way you speak is genuinely stressful to read and all over the place, if you calm down a little I’m sure more people in the thread would want to discuss your points.
I think it's Tommy Wiseau.
Ask him if he’s Polish and see how upset he gets, it’s the only way to be sure.
I need a few things before I hunt him.
>A rocker propelled grenade launcher
>A refridgerated truck
The plan:
>Lay in wait for creeper
>When he gets close, blow him up.
>Pick up all pieces of Creeper and load them into freezer
>Transport the remains to a facility with an industrial deep freezer.
>Keep the Creeper's remains frozen forever.
Reducing it to just a parasite is way too simple for something like The Creeper. He's definitely not just something explainable biologically. It creates psychic visions in people it is targeting, and even puts people into a weird hive mind purgatory after it consumes them. Like Pennywise does. Even his weapons can give you psychic visions if you touch them. It's supernatural for sure to some degree.
I saw his nest had tons of limbs
where was the bit about hivemind purg?
I agree supernatural
maybe even a curse
dean koontz has multiple books about some kinda curse sending a well night unbeatable unkillable kookooie after the hero
The hive mind thing is shown with people appearing in visions, even after they have already died. Like Darry appearing to warn them in Jeepers Creepers 2, after he died in the end of 1.
The comic book also shows he keeps people for eternity inside of him after he eats you. There's people he ate centuries ago that interact with the comic protagonist in psychic visions.
gnarley
any hint at motive?
it seems the creature can be slowed down by phsyical damage, and he needs new limb n bodies to replace damaged ones?
I barely remember
what does it try to so once every 23 years? max bodycount for max backup limbs?
does it search for anything? try to kill off a bloodline?
I don't think he really has a motive other than to survive. He needs to eat to sustain himself, and so he eats.
The comic is interesting because it shows he used to be a lot more docile. He would take human organ sacrifices from Mayans, and leave them alone. He wouldn't just slaughter the people wantonly. Maybe he just felt flattered that they deified and worshipped him, so let them live, or maybe he became more of an butthole over time. Because in the movies he definitely has a lot of fun fricking with people. Maybe it just sucks being immortal, so it's more entertaining to play with his food now to keep himself sane.
Although he did show a little hint of being reasonable at the end of the first movie. He hesitates, and almost seems to consider when the sister tries to bargain with him. It does make me wonder if you can communicate with him to some extent.
reminds me of evil robots in movies
why?
a robot has no sex motive or greed movtive
its just a bit of metal and wire
this imputing human needs to a piece of metal is silly
it always has to be greedy humans or other living things in the background directing the machine
usury bankers
reptilians
greedy ceo
greedy gang
etc
one other idea is that it is a guardian of something
maybe created or summoned to keep some other evil artifact from human hands
or to kill off those who invade a holy area
23 year is an odd number
the creature needs limbs? souls? to power its curse or existance? like a devil or demon wants souls or a body to inhabit to exist on our plane
to defeat it you would have to trap the creeper in something like a water tank or concrete bunker
something he cant claw out of
i dont think he can change into smoke or liquid like some vampires
The third movie revealed that his truck is alive and can move on it's own, and even can do things that are completely magical. Even if you capture him or trap him somehow, the truck will come get him out. And if it isn't the truck, I'm sure he has other things we don't know about as back-ups that can do anything the truck can or more.
Also 4 was a fricking horrible movie I'd love to forget, but it did introduce that there are cultists who worship him and want to keep his cycle going. So they'll go try to help him if he's put in a predicament or trapped and can't help himself.
wow they realy pulled stuff out of thier aazzes
in the future will the creeper be an avenger?
Yeah shit got moronic. The truck is revealed to be alive, it can release bombs that follow people like they have a homing device, it can shoot harpoons that follow someone in mid-air and can turn mid-flight like Pac Man chasing a ghost, oh and the Truck has teeth. The truck does so much stuff without the monster even being in the same area, so I assume it's either controlled remotely, or it acts on it's own.
i could only accept this if they put in minimal effort to make the bad guy a spirit that inhabits corpses or a mechanical and brings them to love with starnge pwoers
from sound of it they jsut did whatever
see holylwood jsut resume builder movies for rich kids from thier parents capital
screw the ideas just blast something out fast as can
such sad mentality
it affects software field im in too in huge and negative ways
alan kay tries to fight it his whole career but only back when goverfnment funded xerox parc without incremenatlism and mba n proj manager did he say he got anythign done with good research community
cult is a good angle
cthulhu stories have pact makers who find some evil entity or summon it from another plane and are granted powers abilities or magic items to rule over other men in exchange for souls and sacrifices
kinda like a with cpact of faustian demonologist
great set of ideas that can make unlimited movies
the pact with an evil baddy
I only count the first and second movie as canon and pretend the rest were never made.
good practice I do with mutiple movies liek star wars etc
are he last 2 liek str8 to video 0 budget wakjob level?
or decent but poorly thought out?
>The primal demon stalks mankind... With help from his trusty sentient truck!
Wft
they coudl spin it decenly if its a spirit that inhabits dead body or truck in order to act in our physical world/plane
>Put your belt on!!
topkek! That truck is like an evil Herbie. Shit's goofy as hell.
Shit's hilarious when you also consider he is seemingly ancient and has been doing this for god knows how long. What did he do before automobiles were invented??
When did he even learn he has the ability to give life to objects? Was even he impressed by it the first time?
Or is it not even a power of his and he just so happened to find a living truck like Christine out there who likes killing humans as much as he does and they became partners
ya see now its all over the place
What's next? Does he have a pet chimp he taught to murder people?
Maybe in ancient times he rode around on a magical, evil wooly mammoth. After that, a very ill-tempered horse.
Napalm.
Disable him right before hibernation and throw him in the wood chipper. Burn the goop that's left then mix the ash into concrete and mold numerous bricks out of it. Drop each brick into the ocean at different locations.
>Somehow... The Creeper returned.
It’s plausible, don’t his limbs have some kind of magnetic pull like his throwing stars? So the bricks could magnetically pull back together across oceans slowly and then the creeper particles in the bricks could be pulled out too, as bricks are porous.
Supposing we launch the remains into the sun
How are we going to convince NASA to help us do that when he’s dormant? They are not going to believe us that he is a threat.
Nah, you just fly to the sun in a chartered airplane. It might be a long trip, but once you get close to the sun, you just chuck him out and let gravity do the rest.
If I was tasked with writing a sequel to a previous film where the Creeper is totally obliterated or burned to ash, I would just show some crude, ancient altar or tomb in some undiscovered location that he materializes in from the dirt.
Best idea so far.
What if we cremated him, but mixed his ashes in with some juice at a massive event. In small enough doses that nobody could taste it.
>How would you defeat The Creeper Cinemaphile?
life sentences for child rapists
The Creeper was a metaphor for the directors pedophilic urges he kept repressed for 23 years.