How would you fix Gambit?

How would you fix Gambit?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is "un-cucking" a real thing? Does he have to frick Magneto's mom or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      since Magneto was with Rogue first, Gambit cuck him. Even more when he ask her to be his queen and she still rejected him for Remy.
      There's a reason they're happily married in the comics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah his daughter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did on Wolverine and the x-men

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God Polaris is so fricking hot
        Idk what it is about green women that makes me weak, I guess I must go vegetarian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But then Havok gets cucked.
        So how does HE get one over on Gambit??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He fricks Gambit's ex wife

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Havok and Polaris haven't been together in more than ten years, anon. Alex is with the Goblin Queen now and Lorna is single and available.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He fricked his daughter and turned his son gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does he have to frick Magneto's mom or something?
      No, Magneto himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is with leftists who write capeshit and NTR?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean romatic triangles and drama? A thing as old as time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't Magneto look israeli?

      What the frick is with leftists who write capeshit and NTR?

      Reflection of their social circles.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make him 100% gay. He's french and already acts fruity and has pink in his color scheme on top of that. It just makes sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looked good in the aniamted series, he has that over Cyclops atleast

      Why do you gays have to try ruin everything?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do you gays have to try ruin everything?
        He ruins Rogue with his presence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not French, he's a Cajun.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reveal he was the disguise of Mr. Sinister.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gambit takes over the job of taking care of the wayward troubled mutant kids who don't have a home. So basically he'll be the teacher for a new young X-Men book.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boring, he should go back to the thieves guild. There's too many X-men these days and he has nothing of value to add to a team, he's just there to fill the rooster, is better to have him as an occasional ally when they need to steal stuff or move trough the underworld.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's just there to fill the rooster
        Last time I saw anything with him in it comic wise he was fricking about in Avalon with Captain Britain and some other X-Men for some reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool but what did anything in my pitch say he should be on a main team. I said for him to be supporting main teacher character for a new young X-Men book.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about him needs to be fixed? he's happily married in the comics and is still lusted after by other women.
    in 97 he went out a hero and cucked magneto in the process, he is going to come back as Death and his hot girlfriend will bring him to himself back at the last minute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he would work better if he wasn't an X-men anymore. He's never the focus of any x-men storyline anyway so nothing would change that much.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His biggest problem is that he'd be really hard to cast in a movie. Any fictional character who's main trait is being *hot* and *charming* is almost always a disappointment when translated from page to screen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just cast a guy that looks like picrel and give him a sex scene or something but otherwise very little to do and fanboys/girls will be happy

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he need fixing? He's honestly one of the few characters that didn't get fricked over by the Karoka era, had a solid mini in 2020, has gained a huge resurgence in popularity thanks to X-Men 97, and is going to be one of the big names in Uncanny X-Men. The cards are really in his favor right now, OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >had a solid mini in 2020
      wow I missed this entirely, unless you mean one of the ones with Rogue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he means that because he did jack shit in Excalibur.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he had a 5 issue release in either 2019 or 2020 that expanded on the adventures he had on the bayou when Storm was a kid. Was a fun romp with shit getting stolen, fights, usual Gambit fair. Was nice having a bit of a lower stakes X-Men book

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The cards are really in his favor right now
      Gambit is that you

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comics Gambit is surprisingly one of the least degenerate X Men since he's in a loving marriage with Rogue and didn't participate in orgy island
    Cartoom Gambit is cooked, it's over for him

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remove his powers, take away his love interest and introduce a black guy who has the same powerset only is more powerful and constantly saves Gambit from inept mistakes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, Bendis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more powerful
      but the joke was that he had omega level potential but got a surgery to stop it (because his powers were getting out of control)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He and Rogue were some of the least involved major X-Men with the Krakoa homosexualry as well as being exceptionally normal looking and Rogue literally having Carol's powers.

    Have them just decide they're done with all of this bullshit and tap out of it all. Then kill off Carol and make Rogue take her place and have them head an avenger's team because historically X-men do way better off the X-Men roster and on a different one than they do in an X-Book.

    Or really just have them go fricking solo in New Orleans or some shit.

    The first step to fixing 90% of X-characters is making them not X-Characters somehow, there's a reason becoming associated with the X-books is considered the worst fricking thing that can happen to a character in comics these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or really just have them go fricking solo in New Orleans or some shit
      this is basically what the new Uncanny is gonna be, just not solo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly his solo books are the best because they just let him solve problems in more creative ways than you normally get in an ensemble style series. Shit like using chewing gun to make a charged bomb, using his charge to make boards of wood an impromptu surf board, being nearly immune to mind readers due to his kinetic energy more or less serving as a scrambler to his thoughts, he's got a nice skill set that feels more engaging when he's having to come up with plans on the run

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have just fixed him in xmen 97

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's kind of cool to have a couple that you know isnt gonna break up or anything, some character stability is nice in the X books.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they basically already went through pretty much everything.
      At this point the only way they add drama to their dynamic is having a baby and becoming the one mutant happy family.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're pretty stable as of now but I'm sure Rogue said she didn't want kids.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm sure Rogue said she didn't want kids.
          not while they were on Orgy Island at least

          And her now wanting a kid is the perfect chance for DRAMA if she gets pregnant anyway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            iirc in another Universe their daughter inherits Gambit's omega level powers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could see them adopting a kid who's already older, probably a wayward orphan or something that mirrors their pasts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. Kind of blew my mind realizing they've been happily married for over five years at this point. That's basically forever in comic terms

      Have him frick Courier on screen

      Courier was based the instant he got stuck permanently as a chick

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have him frick Courier on screen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one remembers Courier even exists, funny enough that's the only reason he's still alive.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so is he considered the hottest male xmen?
    if rogue is the hottest female does that make them the hottest couple in the marvel universe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so is he considered the hottest male xmen?
      Only to casuals. Everyone else knows it's Kurt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Warren in universe is meant to be the most traditionally handsome X-Men. Gambit's attractive but in a sort of messy rough way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gambit with normal eyes looks like bootleg Scott.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course he does you fricking idiot. They're brothers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's only three Summers' brothers and we don't need more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Warren in universe is meant to be the most traditionally handsome X-M
        Not now he ain't

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sneaky thief character
    >Has the power to make huge explosions
    I dunno seems a bit conflicting

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dolphin hem booty shorts and a pec window.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him off. The fewer mutants, the better.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he can join a street level team or do team ups with moon knight, punisher, daredevil and elektra

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In his 98 run he did team up with Blade for a chapter and it was pretty fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well shit, why the frick aren't they doing it again with bloodhunt and x-men 97 popularity? blade movie is coming out to set up for midnight sons. i don't think anyone would complain about gambit in midnight sons at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Marvel executives are dumb I guess. He'd be great at it since his 14 run even established his powers could effect undead. He'd new a great fit for it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moronic corpos

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look at that face sculpted by the gods, gambit can't compete.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gambit has those black and red eyes that increase his charm tenfold.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make him reveal he was actually from Metairie and while it wouldn't mean shit to the X-Men it would completely change how he's taken in Louisiana.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the meta on this? is it some rich suburb or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pre-Katrina they basically advertised themselves as the "safe" white French Quarter experience. In fact they were so white that David Duke won a special election in a landslide for a legislature seat even when the national GOP said "do not vote for the former KKK Grand Wizard."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        New Orleans proper is much smaller than what most people assume. Metairie is a very large unincorporated area west of New Orleans.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fix individual characters because they still have to exist in the monstrosity that's been modern X writing.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Gamb it still popular? He seems like a relic from the past.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering he's showed up in a good amount of stuff the past 4 or 5 years, is getting merchandise still, and got to have a big hero moment in 97 alongside a lot of people emotionally invested in his death, I'd say he is, yeah. Just because his character's design is more mid 90s, and some more recent writers don't seem to like him, that doesn't mean he's not one of the best. I just hope he gets more solo things because that's where he really shines.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        97' brought back the Gambit fever only to kill him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes dying does numbers. I really suspect he's coming back as the horseman of death with the way they had Charles envision him last episode

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