How would you make James Bond relevant in the modern era?

How would you make James Bond relevant in the modern era?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was never interesting to begin with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally just cast an actual masculine male with classic features as your lead man and do nothing different than what the dalton films were doing

      in this era of troony fatigue it would literally be a massive hit with normies and may just bring everyone back to theaters

      You don't. You either set the films in the cold war or you stop making them.

      >current James Bond frontrunner
      >already screentested for the part

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        too boyish IMO. bond should look like he could be someone's father from the 70's/80's, but groomed to look like a high class ladies man of modern time.

        we need a native british, but jon hamm looking dude.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't exist, unfortunately. ATJ is the best they can get plus you're thinking of it in classic James Bond which doesn't exist anymore. he'll be another completely different character who only has the same name and occupation same with Daniel Craig who was just some random guy with same name and occupation. The last classic Bond there'll ever be is Pierce Brosnan.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Say no more.
          You'd have to slap a wig on him or cgi some hair and he only has 1-2 movies but he could be Lazenby before we'll find a prospect and mold him into a role.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only British actor of the right age I'm even half way interested in is Tom Hughes. Even at that I only see him working if they maintain a more serious Bond which I don't think the series needs right now. Every other actor looks like a chav or a twink.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jews need the positive PR right now so yea probably.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        better fit than DG

        >67yo bond girl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks too vulgar and swarthy, like a fricking pikey. While Craig looked too feminine and was too short. They should unironically get Brosnan or Dalton back

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Craig looked too feminine

          What? People usually argue he looked too blue collar.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Manletism makes you look like a b***h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he will never be james bond. he’ll forever be kickass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >James Bond is boring. Better open this Bond thread and let everyone know.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I was wrong ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on your definition of interesting I suppose.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make a good movie
      /thread

      a man with a license to kill for the good side is a very interesting premise. too bad he got flanderized

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally just cast an actual masculine male with classic features as your lead man and do nothing different than what the dalton films were doing

    in this era of troony fatigue it would literally be a massive hit with normies and may just bring everyone back to theaters

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. You either set the films in the cold war or you stop making them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It’s not 1960 anymore, spy films just aren’t as relevant in the modern age.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't. I'd make it classic James Bond and tell any critics to suck my dick whilst I light up a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those 'men' look like liberal sissies. The little homosexual on the right looks 13.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've been anally raped for their fame and filled with estrogen, anon.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Hollywood Says “Let’s make a Twink James Bond.”

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh wouldn't a 5'6" James Bond make more sense?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No with these 2, Pattinson could do it maybe.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    instead of spy watch he gets a vape with hidden gadgets

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > James you've been assigned to infiltrate the perpetrators of the deadly earth rattling January 6th atrocities. This mission will be very dangerous. We have equipped you with NASCAR gear and chewing tobacco to blend in. May the queen be with you.

    Main villain would be the Shaman wearing a racoon played by Defoe on steroids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Main villain would be the Shaman wearing a racoon played by Defoe on steroids.
      Already kino guaranteed as long as he gets enough screentime

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom did try to make it relevant by pitching Young Bond film to the Bond estate but they rejected it

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the problem isnt just the millennial dogshit brit actors, its also the dogshit mgm and their awful writing team.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something about a homo

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cast someone who looks like the descend from the bond family?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have to be relevant to the modern era? Why can't he just be a reflection of the era he was created in?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the modern era?
    ignore the modern era, everybody except trannies and israelites hates the modern era

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does xXx count?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1st think of a good villian
    2nd make your story
    then the casting will make sense.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't. I'd listen to what he has to say, and that's what nobody's done.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people are generally sick of Bond after a million Daniel Craig films. If they try to reboot the franchise with a new actor maybe at least try something new like have a paranormal element like the X files or make it way more comedic/campy like it was in the 70's.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was rooting for paki bond (riz ahmed) until recently. but no one cares about muslims/terrorists any more. now that they've already embarrassed themselves with the nigress 007 the only way to go is with a chinaman. posh, hong kong born and able to blend in easily anywhere as a spy because chinks are fricking everywhere yet no one despises them as much as blacks or towelheads.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ian Fleming stated that Bond looked like an American, Hoagy Carmichael.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    black = relevant

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