>I AM SO ......

>I AM SO ...... LE SAD
>*dies*

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Leia's other mom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >medically there's nothing wrong with her, besides the fact that she's dying

      >I AM SO ...... LE SAD
      >*dies*

      not the best writing here

      holy filtered

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >medically there's nothing wrong with her, besides the fact that she's dying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The delivery of that line was so comedic, what did Lucas mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly there wouldn't have been anything wrong with that scene except for the fact that a fricking robot delivered that line. If Obi-Wan or Yoda had said it, would have seemed like Jedi wisdom rather than pure gagglefrick moronation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doctors say stuff like that all the time. 90% of the time they don't know wtf's going on all they know is there's a secret technical word for it. It's very realistic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was the force but the bad force doing it. why? because stuff.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM SO ...... LE SAD
    >*dies*

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not the best writing here

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no tears

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you are not sad, you feel just fine
    >waves hand
    why didn't obi just use jedi mind tricks on her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't they put her in a coma until they can figure out how to save her. Or do anything at all. This is the future right? You are supposed to have high-tech shit AND magic...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Jedi believes in predestination

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the future right?
        A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blindness hasn't even been cured in star wars somehow. Probably one of the most curable conditions on earth right now and what will be one of the first just totally eradicated from the human condition entirely within 100 or so years and in star wars world where they have perfect prosthetic limbs and full body portable life support systems for burn victims they still haven't figured out you can put cameras on a dude's skull and connect them to his brain.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first just totally eradicated from the human condition
          there are groups who argue disabilities shouldn't be eradicated. yes, they're serious.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but no one really listens to them.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              coz they're deaf and mute.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they still haven't figured out you can put cameras on a dude's skull and connect them to his brain
          Neuromancer (the book that started the whole cyberpunk genre) was published in 1984, after Lucas wrote Star Wars

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kanan and Blind Asian Man in Rogue One were written way after that and I don't even need to look to know there's probably like 15 blind jedi in the EU.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is probably to stay respectful to the universe Lucas created.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        or that shit they put han solo in at the end of empire....

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have access to the best doctors and medical equipment
    >"she lost her will to live"
    WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS BULLSHIT?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM ACTING!

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Padme:"My life force is so...le drained away"
    >Med Robot: "uh?"
    >Palpatine: *laughs*
    >*Vader succesfully finish the surgical operation*
    >*Padme dies*
    >Vader: "where is Padme?"
    >Palp: " seems like to allow you to survive the surg, i've to complete drain her...do you remember that dark side power you desperately want to learn?"
    >Vader: NOOOOOOOOOH Black person WTF HAVE YOU DONE I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH LOVECRAFT SAVE ME!"
    Imagine you need to explain a kid movie plot to adults on a taiwanese website dedicated to discuss movies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine you need to explain a kid movie plot to adults on a taiwanese website dedicated to discuss movies
      First time here?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why couldn't there have been something wrong with her?
    didn't Anakin force choke her around earlier?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women die naturally from birth more often than people realize im not sure why geroge made it seem like medically everything went fine. You dont need to explain why someone died after giving birth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You dont need to explain why someone died after giving birth
      you do in a universe that can save the life of a guy who fell into lava

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and qui gon got stabbed in the abdomen and died. so your point is?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The stabbing could have been a coincidence, for all we know he would have just collapsed with a hole in his stomach anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, they have *faster than light travel*.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and? People will still die moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Light speed makes you immortal because the faster you go the slower time moves until you get to c and it stops all together.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you and I were going FTL and then I shot you, you are saying youd survive? Yeah ok

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Light moves faster than bullets dumbass

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if we were both in the ship moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ship is moving even faster than light, your bullet would fly backward and hit you in the stomach. Incredibly embarrassing, definitely a situation to avoid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well done you got the tv moron of the day award

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"You dont need to explain why someone died after giving birth"
      >gets stoned to death by woman's relatives

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah didn’t they throw her in a bacta filled tanning bed like they did with old fat boba fett every time his hip needed replacing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id imagine the in universe explanation is they were now wanted fugitives and all their friends were dead so they just did what they could. Now that I think about it Padme should've died giving birth with only Obi-Wan present and he should've fricked it up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wanted everywhere in the universe
        hiding the son on his father’s home planet under the same surname was a good move then. bravo Lucas. it gets even more moronic if you try to factor in the Obi Wan show.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vader didnt even know he has a son
          >Earth 7 billions population
          >NOOOO your surname is Smith, you must be my dead son!
          >Galaxy far far away 10.000 gorillions population
          >NOOOO your surname is Walk in the Sky, you must be my dead son!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luke was from Tatooine, living with Vader's actual relatives. Surely he could've figured something out if it hadn't been a retcon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is because in ANH Luke wasn't yet Vader's son. Vader was not Anakin Skywalker, he was a different person named Darth (first name) Vader (surname, not a sith title).

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev sucked her life-force to heal anakin

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t that robot attempt resuscitation?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't want to touch a disgusting meatbag any more than necessary

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a feisty little one.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her heart burst. You never heard the expression?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >De..pression?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the prequels are so odd. they are still better than the designed-by-committee formula film with a big budget, but its really been up to others to extract the real meaning behind them. because the execution was so bad the first time. i hate that homosexual filoni don't get me wrong, but he did a good job with that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre just shitty movies and Filoni is a permanently 12 year old boy and George's pal. They're one and the same.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not going to try and change your mind because you're clearly moronic so, my respone is 'ok'

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Future insight's she's going to die, better ignore her then? Could get it removed by machines early just incase? Don't you trust a fricking Jedi's future vision, JUST IN CASE?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn headlights on
    >light is moving at lightspeed
    >drive car forward
    >light is now moving at lightspeed + (0 to 90 mph)
    Ain't that supposed to cause some kinda issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tail lights moving at lightspeed - (0 to 90 mph) cancel it out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't drive a car in space

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're being obtuse, but in case you wanted to actually know - relativity dictates that the speed of light is the same for all observers.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They go way faster than light speed in Star Wars. Faster than warp in Star Trek. They could reach the entire galaxy and other galaxies.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with her mouth? Did Lucas put hooks in it and pull her lips back with wires?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Boo-ba Boo-ba"

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is sad
    >not called Sadme
    Lucas will always be the biggest hack in film history

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