>I AM SO ...... LE SAD
>*dies*
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Just like Leia's other mom
holy filtered
underrated
>medically there's nothing wrong with her, besides the fact that she's dying
The delivery of that line was so comedic, what did Lucas mean by this?
Honestly there wouldn't have been anything wrong with that scene except for the fact that a fricking robot delivered that line. If Obi-Wan or Yoda had said it, would have seemed like Jedi wisdom rather than pure gagglefrick moronation.
Doctors say stuff like that all the time. 90% of the time they don't know wtf's going on all they know is there's a secret technical word for it. It's very realistic.
it was the force but the bad force doing it. why? because stuff.
>I AM SO ...... LE SAD
>*dies*
not the best writing here
>no tears
>you are not sad, you feel just fine
>waves hand
why didn't obi just use jedi mind tricks on her
why didn't they put her in a coma until they can figure out how to save her. Or do anything at all. This is the future right? You are supposed to have high-tech shit AND magic...
The Jedi believes in predestination
>This is the future right?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Blindness hasn't even been cured in star wars somehow. Probably one of the most curable conditions on earth right now and what will be one of the first just totally eradicated from the human condition entirely within 100 or so years and in star wars world where they have perfect prosthetic limbs and full body portable life support systems for burn victims they still haven't figured out you can put cameras on a dude's skull and connect them to his brain.
>first just totally eradicated from the human condition
there are groups who argue disabilities shouldn't be eradicated. yes, they're serious.
Yes but no one really listens to them.
coz they're deaf and mute.
>they still haven't figured out you can put cameras on a dude's skull and connect them to his brain
Neuromancer (the book that started the whole cyberpunk genre) was published in 1984, after Lucas wrote Star Wars
Kanan and Blind Asian Man in Rogue One were written way after that and I don't even need to look to know there's probably like 15 blind jedi in the EU.
It is probably to stay respectful to the universe Lucas created.
or that shit they put han solo in at the end of empire....
>have access to the best doctors and medical equipment
>"she lost her will to live"
WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS BULLSHIT?
>I AM ACTING!
>Padme:"My life force is so...le drained away"
>Med Robot: "uh?"
>Palpatine: *laughs*
>*Vader succesfully finish the surgical operation*
>*Padme dies*
>Vader: "where is Padme?"
>Palp: " seems like to allow you to survive the surg, i've to complete drain her...do you remember that dark side power you desperately want to learn?"
>Vader: NOOOOOOOOOH Black person WTF HAVE YOU DONE I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH LOVECRAFT SAVE ME!"
Imagine you need to explain a kid movie plot to adults on a taiwanese website dedicated to discuss movies.
>Imagine you need to explain a kid movie plot to adults on a taiwanese website dedicated to discuss movies
First time here?
why couldn't there have been something wrong with her?
didn't Anakin force choke her around earlier?
Women die naturally from birth more often than people realize im not sure why geroge made it seem like medically everything went fine. You dont need to explain why someone died after giving birth
>You dont need to explain why someone died after giving birth
you do in a universe that can save the life of a guy who fell into lava
Yeah and qui gon got stabbed in the abdomen and died. so your point is?
The stabbing could have been a coincidence, for all we know he would have just collapsed with a hole in his stomach anyway.
Black person, they have *faster than light travel*.
Yeah and? People will still die moron
Light speed makes you immortal because the faster you go the slower time moves until you get to c and it stops all together.
If you and I were going FTL and then I shot you, you are saying youd survive? Yeah ok
Light moves faster than bullets dumbass
if we were both in the ship moron
The ship is moving even faster than light, your bullet would fly backward and hit you in the stomach. Incredibly embarrassing, definitely a situation to avoid.
Well done you got the tv moron of the day award
>"You dont need to explain why someone died after giving birth"
>gets stoned to death by woman's relatives
yeah didn’t they throw her in a bacta filled tanning bed like they did with old fat boba fett every time his hip needed replacing
Id imagine the in universe explanation is they were now wanted fugitives and all their friends were dead so they just did what they could. Now that I think about it Padme should've died giving birth with only Obi-Wan present and he should've fricked it up.
>wanted everywhere in the universe
hiding the son on his father’s home planet under the same surname was a good move then. bravo Lucas. it gets even more moronic if you try to factor in the Obi Wan show.
Vader didnt even know he has a son
>Earth 7 billions population
>NOOOO your surname is Smith, you must be my dead son!
>Galaxy far far away 10.000 gorillions population
>NOOOO your surname is Walk in the Sky, you must be my dead son!
Luke was from Tatooine, living with Vader's actual relatives. Surely he could've figured something out if it hadn't been a retcon.
This is because in ANH Luke wasn't yet Vader's son. Vader was not Anakin Skywalker, he was a different person named Darth (first name) Vader (surname, not a sith title).
Sheev sucked her life-force to heal anakin
Why didn’t that robot attempt resuscitation?
He didn't want to touch a disgusting meatbag any more than necessary
He's a feisty little one.
Her heart burst. You never heard the expression?
>De..pression?
the prequels are so odd. they are still better than the designed-by-committee formula film with a big budget, but its really been up to others to extract the real meaning behind them. because the execution was so bad the first time. i hate that homosexual filoni don't get me wrong, but he did a good job with that.
Theyre just shitty movies and Filoni is a permanently 12 year old boy and George's pal. They're one and the same.
i'm not going to try and change your mind because you're clearly moronic so, my respone is 'ok'
Future insight's she's going to die, better ignore her then? Could get it removed by machines early just incase? Don't you trust a fricking Jedi's future vision, JUST IN CASE?
>turn headlights on
>light is moving at lightspeed
>drive car forward
>light is now moving at lightspeed + (0 to 90 mph)
Ain't that supposed to cause some kinda issue
The tail lights moving at lightspeed - (0 to 90 mph) cancel it out.
You can't drive a car in space
I know you're being obtuse, but in case you wanted to actually know - relativity dictates that the speed of light is the same for all observers.
They go way faster than light speed in Star Wars. Faster than warp in Star Trek. They could reach the entire galaxy and other galaxies.
What is wrong with her mouth? Did Lucas put hooks in it and pull her lips back with wires?
"Boo-ba Boo-ba"
>is sad
>not called Sadme
Lucas will always be the biggest hack in film history