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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get uhhhhh...G?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          T

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          O

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            hearty lel

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            TIO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't work cuz Ts already there you fricking moron don't you even know the rules

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so is S in

            sometimes they throw you a freebie.

            is it tins? or a parody show

        • 2 months ago
          Fledgling Investor

          booba

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big tips

          It's obviously IKEA and I don't know how you morons get it wrong.

          Anyone who has never been to IKEA would choose Rome.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big breasts get Big Tips

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd like to solve, Pat.
          >Big Phat Motorboatin breasts!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why’d she do it, bros?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she was comforted by an army of simps. She's so cute.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such as OP.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    N

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >person who annoys you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh clam nagger?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a real clip? Would love to see the whole thing with audio.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and then the object of the game is to find parking

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I appreciate that, anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Then me like better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >clue: person

        how is it anything other than calm Black person?

        calm digger
        calm gigger
        calm jigger
        calm pigger
        calm rigger
        calm sigger
        calm tigger
        calm wigger
        calm zigger

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A clam digger is a person who digs for clams. Clams live and grow under the sand. They made a video game about it and everything.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is the 45th president of the United States of America related to clam digging?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No Clam-digger

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          clam digger.
          one who fishes for CLAMs, calm or erratic
          plus calm Black person is an oxymoron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how is it anything other than calm Black person?
          well to begin with it starts with clam you dumbass moron

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i NEED qt brown gf, society owes me that much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      had one. she was insane. miss her dearly.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grilled Gash Tampon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tampon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're close. fish tacos

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >s
          moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no u.

            so is S in [...]
            sometimes they throw you a freebie.

            is it tins? or a parody show

            >freebie

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, and I don't know what they call it, but he's right. Before the puzzles, there's always a 'toss-up' puzzle where letters are revealed one at a time (not all the Ss at once) and you can buzz in whenever. The winner of those rounds is who goes first in the main round.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      GRULLE BOSH TAZOM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can take the redneck out the trailer park...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you serious? the real answer is some shit that's so ghetto florida I can't even believe is real I had to look that up. Anyone who ever ate that is not entering the middle class for 3 generations

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can take the redneck out the trailer park...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fish tacos are the shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "S" is already there anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never heard of fish tacos.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know what fish and tacos are as individual things?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Magnate

          No.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's called ceviche. Mexican street vendors are hit or miss, delicious or deadly. so it's not super popular.

        it's also a euphemism for pussy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's called ceviche.
          that's an entirely different dish you moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i love fish tacos and i love eating pussy
          coincidence?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I never heard of fish tacos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why California will always be a flyover state

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good guess, to be honest.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        you're a moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's never had a heaping helping of grilled taters

          Fricking city slickers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This took me a while. Maybe 'cause I've only had fish tacos from Del Taco, and contain battered and fried fish sticks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, that's a toss up round and she clearly was not confident in her answer.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MYTHICAL HERO AY-KALEES

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uhhhh ayo alex lemme uhh guess furreshuh trobical fruit.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH N

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was the FIRST question, mind you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile morons still try to defend this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't imagine going on this show with the hopes of turning your life around with the prize money, only to realize as the buzzer sounds that its right back to the wagie cage for you

        What a moronic question

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The crazy part of this is the taking selfies in kitchens you "can't afford" part. I mean it's not like Ikea is known for being expensive.

          Yes, but the answer is still blatantly Ikea. The guy talked himself out of it with his own autism.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meatball means spaghetti and spaghetti is Italian and Rome is in Italy, ipso facto
            the Roman Kitchen is a famous archeological marvel and thus priceless

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. moron that also would’ve gotten the first question wrong

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                existentialism was developed by philosophers and originated with civilization which was developed in Rome. The Self cannot be found in Paris. Camus proved that and Muslims confirm it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Congratulations, you just failed the $100 question and humiliated yourself just like the autist on the show did.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See [...]. The answer is Ikea.

                Congrats you only know about consumerist trash and can't even conceive of thinking deeply about a potential trick question.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first questions are never trick questions. They're always softballs to make you feel comfortable, ease you into things, and add runtime to the show.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure why you phrase this as if it's comprehensive. They're for far more than that. They also make the game playable somewhat (in person and playing along athome) among many different knowledge levels (remember kids and morons exist). They also allow for surprising mistakes like those that are posted in this thread or funny interactions among groups of people playing along at home, if one person gets something 'obvious' wrong. But ofcourse you wouldn't know what it's like to know other people.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                [...]
                Autistic over-thinking. The Buzzfeed part is irrelevant.

                . You’re autistically focusing on the wrong part. What really happened is that Millionaire often has one blatant joke answer and three normal answers as seen here

                [...]

                for the $100 opening question. But in this case

                >Cinemaphile morons still try to defend this

                they flipped it on him.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what bird has the largest wingspan?
                my rationale:. maybe albatross, but it can't be THAT big if they hang it from your neck..
                >wrong. idiot. that's precisely why theyd hang it from your neck
                I lost. 🙁

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How?ikea literally sells the cheapest shit kitchens .

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s blatantly Ikea. Any other answer requires autistic over-thinking and mental gymnastics which is why the moron fricked himself on the very first question.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cinemaphile morons still try to defend this

            at the time of this episode probably fewer than 1 in 5 americans lived within 30 miles of an ikea, ikea was known more for mail order shelving and tables
            >t. 31 year old boomer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Big tips
              [...]
              Anyone who has never been to IKEA would choose Rome.

              I think Ikea even has meatballs but I DONT think it's Ikea.. haha you can't trick ME

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was 2015, the era of goofy ikea commercials was already like 10 years prior, ikea was not an obscure company in 2015.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The crazy part of this is the taking selfies in kitchens you "can't afford" part. I mean it's not like Ikea is known for being expensive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          i bought a kitchen recently and ikea is probably the cheapest you can get (although they suck in the uk because they are built with european houses in mind)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The question is a little oddly worded but they just mean those staged kitchen sets you’ll find at large Ikea locations.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              its not "a little oddly worded" its just fricking wrong, ikea is affordable and italy is known for its meatballs. its a bullshit ambiguous question made worse by answers that confuse you even more

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ikea is know for their Swedish meatballs, you absolute fricking tard. Are you seriously thinking like a kid and saying Italy = basghetii and meed balls. Embarrassing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, you're just autistic. ignore the "can't afford" part. how the frick are you going to take selfies in kitchens, plural, in... any country. and who would do so?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Airbnb allows you to rent expensive villas for $20

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Congratulations, you just failed the $100 question and humiliated yourself just like the autist on the show did.

                . The answer is Ikea.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've stayed in airbnbs and I don't think that's true. usually the expensive places are expensive to rent, especially now. regardless, would someone really take a selfie in the kitchen of even a really nice airbnb?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that overthinking is why you'd lose on the first question

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've stayed in airbnbs and I don't think that's true. usually the expensive places are expensive to rent, especially now. regardless, would someone really take a selfie in the kitchen of even a really nice airbnb?

                oh, also: if it's true that people snap selfies in expensive airbnb kitchens, wouldn't that be equally likely to happen in ANY tourist-destination country?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it’s obviously IKEA, sorry moron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >italy is known for its meatballs
                not really, Ikea's meatballs are much more iconic (even if vastly overrated)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          most twenty-somethings can't afford a kitchen, period

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this question is fricking insane

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really isn’t. The answer is clearly Ikea.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously IKEA and I don't know how you morons get it wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are restaurants in Italy (can't remember what they're called) that are simply old ladies making a meal in their kitchen and you eat in their dining room.

          Can see where his mind was going.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the mind of a complete autist. Jesus fricking Christ.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can see where his mind is going

            Its cool to be smart. I just graduated medical school. wear a mask. trust the science

          • 2 months ago
            Aspiring Investor

            >mfw I don't have any $AUTSM to react to this post

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's obvious to you because you read buzzfeed articles but most people don't

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            The question has nothing to do with truth, it is purely about what Buzzfeed has claimed at one point in the past.
            If Buzzfeed had a running joke that the sky is green and the question was about that the correct answer would be green even though it's blue irl.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            The question has nothing to do with truth, it is purely about what Buzzfeed has claimed at one point in the past.
            If Buzzfeed had a running joke that the sky is green and the question was about that the correct answer would be green even though it's blue irl.

            Autistic over-thinking. The Buzzfeed part is irrelevant.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it is clearly Ikea, but the Buzzfeed part is imperative.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. That’s just the part that trips up Cinemaphile autismos.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Learn to read. The wording is clear that this question is about what Buzzfeed is claiming.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If being able to read means I've autism then so be it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you’re over-thinking it. Ignore the Buzzfeed part altogether and the answer is still clearly Ikea.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                No it is clearly Ikea, but the Buzzfeed part is imperative.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Buzzfeed part doesn’t matter, but you can’t see it due to the ’tism.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus fricking Christ, go back to school and learn sentence structure. The question is clearly asking what Buzzfeed says. You're essentially replying to each of my posts saying "nuh uh".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I’m right. You’re autistically focusing on it when it doesn’t matter. Your thought process is off.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, your thought process is off. Words have meanings and this sentence has a clear meaning.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, that’s the ’tism talking.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Namecalling will not magically make you right, moron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I am right.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many posts do you have in this thread? I want you to try and think about the answer and what it may point to. Try to think about that much more than you thought about the ikea question. Otherwise you'll get nowhere.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will never not correct people that are incorrect. You’re over-thinking it and the Buzzfeed element is completely irrelevant.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss the IP counter 🙁

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                one can very easily make the deduction what buzzfeed would claim without ever having read a buzzfeed article or even knowing what buzzfeed is, however

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If Buzzfeed had a running joke that the sky is green and the question was about that the correct answer would be green even though it's blue irl.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, in that case it would be a bullshit question and you could make an argument for why it is
                with the question at hand, there is no ambiguity whatsoever though, and one can easily answer it without ever having heard of buzzfeed at all

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would it be? Question about fiction literature are not bullshit so why would a question about Buzzfeed's articles be?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                because it would require you to know all buzzfeed articles released ever, as you rightly stated

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                not that anon but if the question omitted the buzzfeed part I'd still get it immediately.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kitchens
                >MEATBALLS
                No, it just requires having heard about ikea.

                Recognizing the football gag from Charlie Brown does not require you to have read all of those comic strips.

                See this is exactly the type of autistic line of thinking I’m talking about.

                I think you misunderstood me here. I'm very much of the opinion that the Ikea question was valid, as you can easily omit the buzzfeed part and still come to the same conclusion of it being Ikea. The argument was why another question with a different wording ('what colour buzzfeed claimed the sky was?') would be bullshit and this one wasn't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. This is the toss-up easy $100 question
                2. Ikea is clearly the odd man out answer
                3. I know Ikea is known for their meatballs and none of the other answers make much sense when you think about it for more than a second
                4. I correctly identify that this is just meant to be a breezy pop culture question

                That’s how a normal brain should process it and identify the correct answer. Stuff like this

                because it would require you to know all buzzfeed articles released ever, as you rightly stated

                is just a weird thing to think.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kitchens
                >MEATBALLS
                No, it just requires having heard about ikea.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Recognizing the football gag from Charlie Brown does not require you to have read all of those comic strips.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See this is exactly the type of autistic line of thinking I’m talking about.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The Buzzfeed part is irrelevant.
              How is the Bizzfeed part irrelevant when it's very much the functional core of the question? They didn't ask "Which place is popular for kitchens and meatballs (and Buzzfeed agrees, btw)?". They asked "What does Buzzfeed say about ...?"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Replace Buzzfeed with the New York Times or literally anything else. It’s completely irrelevant to getting the answer right. See

                1. This is the toss-up easy $100 question
                2. Ikea is clearly the odd man out answer
                3. I know Ikea is known for their meatballs and none of the other answers make much sense when you think about it for more than a second
                4. I correctly identify that this is just meant to be a breezy pop culture question

                That’s how a normal brain should process it and identify the correct answer. Stuff like this [...] is just a weird thing to think.

                . You’re autistically zeroing in on the wrong thing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Replace Buzzfeed with the New York Times or literally anything else.
                No. It makes a massive difference whether something gets reported by the NYT or by BuzzFeed. You have reason to assume that a somewhat serious source like the NYT would base their reports on factual evidence.
                BuzzFeed, on the other hand, is known for making up completely unfactual bullshit. How am I to know that they didn't release an article about kitchens and meatballs in Rome? It's quite credible that they would.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are over-thinking like a literal minded autist. Refer back to

                1. This is the toss-up easy $100 question
                2. Ikea is clearly the odd man out answer
                3. I know Ikea is known for their meatballs and none of the other answers make much sense when you think about it for more than a second
                4. I correctly identify that this is just meant to be a breezy pop culture question

                That’s how a normal brain should process it and identify the correct answer. Stuff like this [...] is just a weird thing to think.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are over-thinking
                Sorry, but no, it's not over-thinking. It's taking the question at face value. They do quite literally ask about BuzzFeed, first and foremost.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just an idiot

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You absolutely are over-thinking it which is why you would’ve failed on the first question and answered Rome.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you would’ve failed on the first question and answered Rome.
                No, I would not have. You're apparently both too stupid to understand what the question asked for (as in, actually asked for rather than what might have been implied by the context) and what I'm arguing here. Not a single time did I advocate for the answer "Rome". I'm advocating that NONE of the answers seem more sensible than the others, given the thing the question asks for. Namely a Buzzfeed article.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, autistic, literal minded over-thinking is your problem. I’m going to once again refer you back to

                1. This is the toss-up easy $100 question
                2. Ikea is clearly the odd man out answer
                3. I know Ikea is known for their meatballs and none of the other answers make much sense when you think about it for more than a second
                4. I correctly identify that this is just meant to be a breezy pop culture question

                That’s how a normal brain should process it and identify the correct answer. Stuff like this [...] is just a weird thing to think.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, genius, tell me: What exactly DID the question ask for, in your opinion? Let's see what your basic literacy level is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                1. This is the toss-up easy $100 question
                2. Ikea is clearly the odd man out answer
                3. I know Ikea is known for their meatballs and none of the other answers make much sense when you think about it for more than a second
                4. I correctly identify that this is just meant to be a breezy pop culture question

                That’s how a normal brain should process it and identify the correct answer. Stuff like this [...] is just a weird thing to think.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Travel to a place that serve meatballs and has a large selection of kitchens in the wild
                >Uuuhhh... Rome?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if the NYT was quoted in the question, you would believe the answer?
                But since the question quoted BuzzFeed, instead of a reputable source, you think the answer is wrong.
                That’s amazing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So if the NYT was quoted in the question, you would believe the answer?
                If the NYT was quoted, the question wouldn't be worded so poorly to begin with (sounding indeed like a buzzfeed article).
                But, yes, I'd argue that if a question did quote the NYT, one could trust that such a publication would try sticking to the facts and not make quite as ridiculous claims. Therefore, the idea that the article quoted might be bullshit might not come up at all, or at least could be argued against based on a general appeal to journalistic integrity.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Question: "What did the New York Times say ..."
                Thought process:
                >1) Well, anything other than IKEA sounds ridiculous.
                >2) The New York Times wouldn't want to publish ridiculous statements.
                >3) Therefore, the New York Times almost certainly said this about IKEA rather than the other options.

                >Question: "What did BuzzFeed say ..."
                Thought process:
                >1) Well, anything other than IKEA sounds ridiculous.
                >2) BuzzFeed publishes ridiculous statements all the time.
                >3) Shit, I don't know. It could basically be anything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autistic mental gymnastics and overthinking it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          What the hell is a meatball break then? Can you buy hot meatballs at Ikea?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            famously. even he knew that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            people literally go to ikea JUST for the meatballs, it's like its most famous thing

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They sell them at a loss to get people to come in. Like Costco with its food court and rotisserie chickens.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea
            they're pretty decent too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was anyone even watching Millionaire by this point? It wasn’t even the same show by that point. How did it stay on the air for so long?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Magnate

          habit watching is a hell of a thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His evil clone in the background was feeding him the wrong answers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bullshit question but he was such a ponce that I don't feel bad for him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >things BuzzFeed says
        How the hell is anyone supposed to know what kind of moronic shit BuzzFeed says?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic shit
          you just answered your own question

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but going by that logic, any of the answers could have been correct. In fact, "IKEA", as the least moronic of those four answers, would be the least likely correct answer.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, IKEA is the least interesting (most moronic) thing to write about, therefore it's probably what BuzzFeed wrote about.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter if they do, the point is to turn an otherwise debatable question into a verifiable yes/no. A lot of gameshows and trivia do it, usually with better things than buzzfeed like dictionaries or newspapers but this is also the silly first question.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >usually with better things than buzzfeed like dictionaries or newspapers
            Yes. That's the point. BuzzFeed should not be used as a point of reference (or worse: source) for independently knowable facts.
            That alone makes this question problematic.
            What makes it even worse though is that they didn't just use BuzzFeed as a reference, they used it as an inspiration for that question. If you ask yourself how they'd have come up with it, it's pretty clear that they didn't write the question and then did research to confirm it. Instead, someone read a fricking buzzfeed article, thought "hey, that'll make a great question" and took over the exact wording. Basically making the question about a buzzfeed article, not any potential factual foundation behind it.
            This deserves to be called out.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous Mogul

              dude. take your mother fricking autism pills

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep reading BuzzFeed then, imbecile.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have never read a buzzfeed article but the answer is obvious

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have never read a buzzfeed article
                It shows. You have no idea how unhinged they can be.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was absolute fricking bullshit

        >Amerifats are so fat, they need cafeterias in their furniture stores
        >The furniture stores get to be know FOR their cafeteria items rather than the actual fricking furniture
        >They feel the need to take selfies in a furniture shop for some reason
        >Ikea is too expensive for them, despite the fact that Ikea is supposed to be the affordable option
        >D is usually the joke answer at the beginning, and this is set up like that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like we’ve got another $100 failure autismo.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Magnate

          >Amerifats
          it's a swedish store with swedish meatballs and swedish product names

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            IKEA in general is impenetrable to actual Swedes.

            ?si=f_oSTQZ1QNO8m_dj&t=1410

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          america derangement syndrome

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought a tv from ikea.
        Piece of shitt never worked.
        At least it was light and easy to bright upstairs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          i raped a girl in an Ikea bathroom during the moderate summer of '94. years later i found out she actually had my kid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            KWAB

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never understand the spergy autism over this one. It was blatant. And if you wouldn't have guessed it, you don't know anything about IKEA. And if you think that's not fair, it's a quiz show. That's how it is. And for the non-Americans who b***h about it, this version of the show is for Americans, so why should a foreigner be upset when they don't get something a regular American either would know, or one with trivia knowledge would know? Suck it up. I probably wouldn't know jack shit about TESCO or whatever store your people go to, but it being on a quiz show in your own country wouldn't upset me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's one of those early questions where usually the answer can be logically deduced from the question so you don't actually have to know anything about the topic, and there is one ridiculous answer that is different from all the others that cancels itself out.
          This one has everything flipped, where the question is an insane mess of buzzwords talking about nothing, and the correct answer is the crazy one that is unlike the rest, so you do have to know about the topic to figure it out.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so you do have to know about the topic to figure it out.

            Nope. See

            1. This is the toss-up easy $100 question
            2. Ikea is clearly the odd man out answer
            3. I know Ikea is known for their meatballs and none of the other answers make much sense when you think about it for more than a second
            4. I correctly identify that this is just meant to be a breezy pop culture question

            That’s how a normal brain should process it and identify the correct answer. Stuff like this [...] is just a weird thing to think.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope.
              >3. I know Ikea is known for their meatballs
              That's knowing about the topic.
              If you don't know that then the Ikea answer remains insane. Why would anyone take a "trip" to a furniture store to eat meatballs? That makes no sense.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because you’re not from the United States and therefore the U.S. version of the show isn’t directed at you. Any other questions?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Any other questions?
                Just one.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mmhmm. Frick off, foreigner.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off back to Ikea for another meatball you fat Buzzfeed reading gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You definitely pretend to be American on Cinemaphile. Eat shit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Eat shit
                That would require pretending to be American in real life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surges of water flow

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can accept him fricking that up more than the IKEA guy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek what.

        Frick off back to Ikea for another meatball you fat Buzzfeed reading gay.

        You definitely pretend to be American on Cinemaphile. Eat shit.

        >Eat shit
        That would require pretending to be American in real life

        I miss trolling like this. Nowadays it's just
        >Durrr troony!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, I hate when you are walking in the forest and get inked by an owl

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you'd know hoo hit you

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      >tfw ywn get INKED by Paris Hilton

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go plug your phone in homosexual

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Early phase joke questions
    >How many thousands are there in a million? A: One B: Ten C: Hundred D: Thousand
    Spent her fifty-fifty on it while her friend was cringing to death in the audience
    >"Math totally isn't one of my strong suits"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair she had to try it in some weird fake language
      >barko
      >dingup
      >zxhirtp
      >kymmenenen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kymmenenen
        I think that's a "monster of the week" from one of the earlier Sailor Moon episodes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would have gotten this wrong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who Wants to be Richer than a Fifth Grader

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What comes after one hundred thousand, anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          one hundred thousand and one

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          two hundred thousand

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      this would be hard for me as i don't speak this language

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      For me it's Tuhat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name of the friend? She cute.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Aerosmith Lyrics?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      HITLER DOOD WAT NAO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lifeless black eyes, like a doll's eyes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a troop of well-wishers?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      A CREEP IN BULL-BASHERS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I CRAMP AT BALL-BASHERS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a group of pill-pushers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His answer was actually funny though, even if a home run swing on a 3 ball count.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A group of pill pushers?

    • 2 months ago
      Aspiring Investor

      ball washers

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was 16 btw. Probably why she’s so cute.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thailand is known for what?
      Girlwiener

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      BANGbreasts, STEVE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        meet and—HUH?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Mika Tan

  14. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    bump

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can’t afford an ikea kitchen I’d be seriously worried.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      TBF that shit is over priced for what it is. I’d rather get something lightly used off FB marketplace or Craigslist that’s 10x the quality for 1/10 the price.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I agree with you . The stuff is cheap shit, which was my point

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the fixtures that get you. Häfele are absolute bandits. 40 quid for an LED strip and driver? Häfeling a fricking laugh more like

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I...... have....... a............. U

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's two U's.....would you like to spin again or solve the puzzle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anus shitstain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minus situation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PENIS SITUATION

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Name a Man’s name that starts with the letter K
    >Kentucky Fried Chicken

    ?feature=shared

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dey bof got watahmelon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KFC, watermelon.
      >name a city known for it's museums
      England

      blacks in a meme is cheating.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>name a city known for it's museums
        >England

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they so frickin stupid?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn’t even know what hangman is

    ?feature=shared

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How old are you? Also what's the answer.
      T.32

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is me, I would've guessed Hollywood Squares because that's the only one I've never heard of. When I think of Hangman I think of drawing the noose, and when I think of Wheel of Fortune I think of spinning the wheel. You'd need to give me a few minutes to realize the letter guessing mechanisms are similar...

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get older

    ?t=41

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      survey saaaaaaayyyyyssss

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gun slash occupant was one answer? wtf else is there? a dog

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but we won't cook and clean
      >you stupid b***hes

      he said get ready to steal and then they did. I wonder what her stupid answer was

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don’t know how to spell mosquitos

    ?t=19

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did they do it bros

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can you use it in a sentence

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have a fruit called fregh in India?
    Also is Shunshi better than sushi?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wins the trip to London
    >Hits on the 1 Million
    >Solves the puzzle to completion
    >Still lost

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we can't accept that
      racism

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still mad that Regis screwed Norm out of the million.

    %3D

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only man in history to call them on their shit about 50/50

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Preelection Retool?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retaliation Retail??

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's that hoes IG. she looks like my cousin who is a puerto rican.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Kushi's pushi

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long time no see

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks the way non-leftists make black women look in video games.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freeh tropical fruit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She actually guessed FREGH

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she a black or some kinda Poo ??

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like a white chick fell into brown paint?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's Indian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual hot indian. rare and b***hiest of pokemon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way that they can be worse than hot Vietnamese-American girls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pussy purple

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    My life's biggest regret was missing the auditions for this show in Bongland by a couple of weeks. My one goal in life is to be on Wheel of Fortune.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't have made it, if it's any consolation. My cousins tried out for it once and it's kind of indescribable, the kind of person that they pick. Like they don't feel like real people.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be sad when these two go

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sajak is a megaChud so he can't go soon enough.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see her Kushi

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made the mistake of googling her. I have no idea how they made her look so attractive on the show.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single time we have this thread without fail, you have so many "hurrr durrr, how should I know what buzzfeed said?" posts. That is NOT the part that matters. Get it through your thick fricking skulls.

  42. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    > how would you feel if you hadn't had fresh tropical fruit this morning?
    > but i did have fresh tropical fruit this morning. why are you saying i didn't?

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone itt:

  44. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    You should be able to solve this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The metropolitan museum of arf

      Duh it's the world's most famous dog museum

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    French?

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a cute pajeeta gf

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was his endgame?

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wheel of Fortune > Jeopardy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it

      • 2 months ago
        Aspiring Investor

        He spun the wheel to almost exactly the same spot three times in a row.

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        The letters he called out, pay attention to them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          'ing' are very smart letters to start with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lose a turn
      Damn it.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to tap Khushi's tushi, if you know what I mean?

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEKKID GRANDMAW

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      >NEKKID GRANDMAW PENIS STEVE

  51. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the kind of brown girl that will look like a goblin with her hair up. The stylist did all the heavy lifting framing her face and hiding her skull shape to make her presentable.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was an episode of Jeopardy! once when a contestant was a technical manual writer for NASA.
    She won several games in a row.
    In one of her games one of the categories was "Aerospace Slang".

    She did not get to ring in a single time on the category. Prick next to her kept beating her to it.

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