>I don't kill le bad guy because....

>I don't kill le bad guy because.... I JUST DONT OK!!
why do people watch this shit?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was batman? Superman is ok with killing if it's absoultely necessary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's people like you, then there's the weenies that cry when he does kill.
      Motherfrickers just love hating on Superman.

      Just watched the Injustice movie the other day and gayman takes that "killing murderous psychopaths make you no different" shit to the extreme on there. Frick gayman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every superhero is against killing because they're fricking brightly colored fantasy heroes aimed at preteens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >preteens
        You mean children. Preteens would think they’re gay for not killing their villains.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no he's not. He had an entire year long arc where he ran away from earth because he was so traumatised by the very idea he'd killed his first and only criminals, which was only resolved by revealing he didn't kill them at all and they faked it to make him feel sad, only then did he agree to come back to earth. Same with WHTTMOT, when he accidentally kills his first criminal he immediately depowers himself and quits forever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superman sperged out when Wonder woman killed Lord.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maiming them to the point they can barely live is worse than death he is sadistic like that

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    superheroes having a no kill rule is the most contrived bullshit ever and makes no sense.
    >if I kill this human trafficker serial killer who poisons children and escapes from prison every week...im just as bad as the guy who killed my parents because uuhhh I JUST AM OK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If I agree with this one person he kills now I will agree with every person he kills in the future with the power i've given him
      better hope he doesn't sympathize with the troons, you might get lasered for misgendering and thus perpetuating trans genocide

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a plot device, Batman would be pretty boring if he just immediately kills his nemesis. The recurring villain is kino.
      Plus Batman's reluctance to kill has been a great character trait/flaw to explore in his stories. The consequences of sparing his enemy vs killing them, how he deals with the internal conflict, etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God Millennials are fricking moronic. No wonder the israelite controls this generation more than anyone through Tumblr. You guys don't stand a chance, that's why the israelite has gotten so obvious.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emotional, low t, upset.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It makes him look like an idiot. The average person thinks Batman’s moronic for not killing the Joker.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no they don't everyone sees Batman as a hero. That's why people were mad when Fatfleck was killing random mooks in BvS, Batman is a hero.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they have to make the hero do something moronic to let the villain escape then it's bad writing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The heroes did the right thing, they apprehended the criminal. It's the corrupt worthless prison industrial complex that keeps letting them escape. ACAB!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a plot device, it's a contrivance from the stupid demands of endless monthly publishing for 80+ years. It is purely a dumb business idea that has been reverse engineered into a stupid sacred cow of superheroes, not for any real plot or artistic reason.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman kills people, even the Chris Reeve one does.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't he assassinate Lex Luthor in his sleep then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he enjoys the bantz, without Lex his job would be too easy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has no case, Lex walks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He and Lex used to be best friends. He knows Lex is capable of good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lex has really good lawyers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lex's only crimes are being jealous of Superman and stealing cakes.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'd prefer a space tyrant who kills anyone that he decides is deserving of death unbound by law
    yeah that's not a slippery slope at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey stop right there Superman don't kill the evil unstoppable alien with godlike powers, give him to us so we can lock him in Arkham Asylum for 2-3 days!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fast forward 2 years
        >jaywalking is now punishable by being thrown into the sun

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman not killing people makes some kind of sense because for one he is powerful to stop almost anyone without killing them and two killing criminals would just feed into Lex Luthors xenophobic propaganda.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the managerial class hates responsibility.
    Superheroes were introduced as the managerial class was forming and gaining power.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind superheroes killing (I tend to prefer they don't kill, because otherwise you run out of supervillains to use), I mind them torturing/punishing/executing defeated foes.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >superhero kills everyone he thinks deserves it
    >this now makes him a wanted criminal as he has committed mass murder
    It's not like the courts would pardon a hitman if he was only accepting contracts on suspected criminals. He's still going around murdering people. It makes sense for superheros to not kill because then they can help the police to stop even more criminals as they're less likely to be chased by the police themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be Superman
      >oh no the police are after me
      Let’s be realistic here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First the police, then the army using kryptonite. You guys sure are stupid.
        >inb4 "b-but I'm not stupid"
        Yes, you are.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has crazy powers, if he was willing to kill indiscriminately kryptonite wouldn’t really be an issue
          >what’s that I hear? Some generals talking about kryptonite 1000 miles away? Splat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that superman doesn't enjoy causing pain escapes you, huh?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We’re talking hypotheticals about a fictional character bud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and not enjoying harming others is part of the fictional character's premise

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But what if it wasn’t?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same as "what if he had no powers". He wouldn't be superman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kryptonite isn’t infinite. There’s a limited supply. Plus, there are several ways to make the fricking rocks inert and therefore harmless to him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of that is relevant

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell us more about how you feel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re vigilantes. They’re already breaking the law.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Already breaking the law
        Yes but in a way that society can accept without public outrage. The police can turn a blind eye to a vigilante who dumps criminals at their door with a folder filled with evidence so that they can be prosecuted. They can't turn a blind eye if a vigilante starts dumping a pile of decapitated heads at the door to the station everyday because normal people aren't going to be as happy with that. The police officers are still just guys with careers who want promotions. They wouldn't get a promotion if they focussed their efforts on trying to catch a vigilante that the general public actually liked because it would be bad PR.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m pretty sure the families of the villain’s victims would prefer the bad guy to be dead, rather than him continue to live on in prison.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Move to some moronic thirdie shithole that still has blood feuds then.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no they wouldn't, they wouldn't want everyone they love to know they've become just as evil as the person who killed them. That's why some men are heroes and others are villains, heroes don't let themselves fall when times are tough or else they were always rotten to the core.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >if you don’t like criminals you’re evil

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no they wouldn't
              Yes they would, they would want that tragedy to never happen to anyone else, so the children rapist and the mass murderer need to die
              >become just as evil as the person who killed them
              If you kill the clown how killed 10 000 000 humans being with a atomic bomb, you're just evil as him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes they would
                Only if they're stupid impulsive psychopaths like you looking for an excuse to justify being murdering scumbags. People like you get the rope, the only difference between you and them is that you're too cowardly.
                >If you kill the clown how killed 10 000 000 humans being with a atomic bomb, you're just evil as him
                Yes. He killed people he wants dead. You killed people you want dead. It's all just an excuse to excuse your stunted unintelligence and hedonistic moral weakness. Real Heroes don't make excuses, and they don't fall into evil just because they don't like someone, they do what's Right. Always. That's the difference between Batman and The Joker. That's the difference between the heroes and the cowards like (YOU).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Heroes kill so civilians wouldn’t have to. They make the hard choices. They make the sacrifices. All so the average person can sleep better at night. Batman’s just a pussy who wants to have his cake and eat it too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                killing people like the villains do is the easy route, that's not what personal sacrifice is about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So is killing easy or hard? Which is it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                killing is easy, it makes me hard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The death penalty exists for a reason

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You killed people you want dead.
                How dare you want the genocidal maniac who keep escape from prison dead ?!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no don't kill the clown who kill,rape,blow up hospital, put poison in water,put atomic bomb in city...on a daily basis, you're son don't want you to protect him from this psycopath maniac

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think deep down Joker does want to die but Batman is too moral/dumb to get the hint.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro the entire final boss of Arkham Origins was Batman racing to stop Joker from committing suicide.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go back to Cinemaphile you outrageous moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They’re vigilantes. They’re already breaking the law.

          What you guys said. Never really understood the anger at Supes not murking people regularly. There are so, so many "what if superheroes killed people" variations, sometimes just playing it straight is a novel idea this long into the history of the genre. If you want to read cape comics about superheroes who kill people, Miracleman, Watchmen, Stardust the Super Wizard, the Boys, Kingdom Come, etc. are all right there. All Star Superman, Astro City and the like demand just a little bit more from their heroes-superman knows his life would be easier if he lobotomized lex after world takeover plan number 11 and threw metallo into a black hole, but he doesn't do what's easy or convenient, he does what he knows to be morally right. He has faith in the system, and lacks the swaggering arrogance to believe his vision of justice and truth is absolute.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The world doesn’t fricking work like that. Being the “bigger man” usually fricks you up or even gets you killed. It’s fiction, not real life.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Superman is a metaphor. He's not only what men should strive to be as individuals, but an ideal that entire nations and the entire world should strive toward. Like Jesus.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s just a pipe dream. Mankind is flawed. We’re too shitty to have a functioning utopia.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The world doesn’t fricking work like that. Being the “bigger man” usually fricks you up or even gets you killed. It’s fiction, not real life.

                Yes, that's the point. It's fiction. Fiction doesn't adhere to the rules of objective reality. Fiction can be aspirational and silly and optimistic and foolish all at once and make us smile when we read it not because it's true to life, but because it represents a world that's a little kinder and gentler than ours. If you want to read "gritty" "realistic" cape comics Alan Moore is right there. Start with Miracleman if you haven't read it yet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but then you’ll have the manchildren who legit believes in the no kill rule and the whole “if you kill him, you’ll be just like him” nonsense.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would have been disinclined to believe you like a decade ago but the quantity of grown adults who believe real life (particularly geopolitics) works like a marvel movie is shocking and appalling...
                Ah, well. A shame so few comic authors can strike a balance between pure childish fantasy and edgy shitposting. If I took a drink every time Hellblazer goes off on random screeds concerning British politics I'd be under the table

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I fight for truth, justice and the American way
    what about that didn't you understand?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was raped. It's canon.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the flash is super duper fast and has amazing reaction time
    >is constantly getting punched, kicked, tripped, etc

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op not loved enough by his parents. can't fathom that there are upstanding, moral men in the world. sad. many such cases

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How bout the bad guys who do kill? Especially those who mass murder on the regular.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgiving the villain and let him live is kino but only when the villain tries to become a better person or at least get some kind of development, if the villain remains 100% the same then it's shit that will only be liked by manchildren

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine that Superman tries to help people instead of kill them but there's instances like Doomsday where the concept is just fricking stupid. Doomsday is a murder machine, kill him.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not my Superman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We cant be sure they died. Maybe the fortress has a dungeon at the bottom and he just kept them captive until they died of the horrible wounds they sustained from falling haha

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He killed Zod

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both times.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why Iron Man mogs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >UK HRRR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have manga brainrot i read from right to left

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just dumb ass bleeding hearts who don’t know shit about how the world works and ridiculously assume that there’s good in everyone, ignoring the existence of psychopaths and legit evil people. They’re childish and believe in a version of the world that never existed, nor will it ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one is inherently evil except Black folk and israelites.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      almost like comics books and superheroes are... for children

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Superheroes are gay. Action Heroes were the shit.

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you're a bleeding heart if you don't want to give the all powerful alien the go-ahead to start killing anyone that bothers him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO YOU CANT JUDGE WHO DESERVES TO DIE AND WHO DOESNT, JUST LET THE CRIMINAL HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP, EAT, SHOWER, AND LIVE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH THE TAXPAYER’S MONEY, FOREVER!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They could be sentenced to death you know. Superman isn't going to break people out of death row.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No Superman is not fit to judge criminals
            >But the state is

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tone it down a bit, the bait doesn't work if you get so overt

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The supreme law of humanity is violence. All other laws are possible because of violence

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman did not kill Raz al Gul, but the explosion did

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that support of violence, murdering prisoners and the death penalty is negatively correlated with intelligence.
    That's why there was a wave of violent crime in 70s America, lead poisoning makes you too stupid and impulsive to think of the long term moral consequences of taking people's lives.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Murder is wrong because... it just is
    >t. Son of Sam

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you kill The Joker then you've only turned yourself into the next Joker. We must be better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfricker how? I’d be killing the guy who’s murdered innocents in the thousands. I’d be a fricking hero.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Murder is murder moron. There is no excuse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the fricking Joker.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'll be the next Joker, hunted down by vigilantes and shot down in the streets like a dog to die in a pile of trash for illegally killing people.
            Not so nice when the shoe's on the other foot, huh stupid?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Joker’s murdered innocents by the thousands. Only guy I killed was him, the objectively evil dude. How does that make me the next Joker?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You killed people you want dead.
                How dare you want the genocidal maniac who keep escape from prison dead ?!

                you are objectively evil too, since you murdered without jury same as he did. have a nice day next if you want that justice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >since you murdered without jury same as he did.
                >noooo you need to let a group of litteraly who choose if the genocidal maniac deserve to die or not
                Frick off, they will save him if he's black, like oj lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >youll be the next guy in clown makeup that kills tons of innocents because you killed one guy in clown makeup that kills tons of innocents and always breaks out of prison

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think he refer about a toxine the joker have in his heart or something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Murder is murder moron. There is no excuse.
          You know who says this? Murderers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Joker has a secret Joker gas in his heart that activates when he dies, making the person who killed him the next Joker.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then snipe his ass. Problem solved.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A hero solves problems in amazing ways

    a superhero solves problems in even more amazing ways

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone want to kill this crazy chaotic little scrimblo blimblo?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He killed in MoS

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