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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a ‘TND’ in the chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the film, but Zendaya was so bad in this. Both as an actress and the writing that butchered the character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you so upset about?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zendaya isn't a bad actress.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen her act anything but angry or wienery girlboss.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imo she does her job well enough to not stand out, but good? eh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She didn’t do good in this particular film at all. Might not be entirely her fault though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She isn't a good one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry Zendaya, I didn't mean to offend you. Maybe I could have sex with you as a gesture of forgiveness?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i thought she did well and that it really was the writing that failed her in the second half of the movie, honestly the only thing i really disliked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Classic Zendaya

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes I like to think that actors actually do post on Cinemaphile. I'd like to think their posts would read something like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zendaya isn't a bad actress.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't think you of all people would come to Cinemaphile, Zendaya.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP. villeneuve really fricked up the character by casting the ogro de las americas and botching the script

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She and Bardem were the two worst parts of the movie. Stilgar was reduced to comic relief.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stilgar was kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stilgar was the worst revision. Pure Marvelized slop, that character was.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            talk like a homosexual, you do

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              seething

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's quite literally you though. in an extremely homosexualy fashion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean "kino" like redditors use it, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya was better in this than in any other movie I've seen her in (mostly Spider-Man and Euphoria I guess), but she's still terrible. She's lucky she gets cast for successful series and I hope she doesn't think those franchises are successful because of her because I can't imagine that anyone actually likes this goblin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zendaya was better in this than in any other movie I've seen her in
        How? She was supposed to be part of an alien tribal culture and she was the ONLY one who sounded like modern day New York b***h, Every fremen put an effort except her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she was the ONLY one who sounded like modern day new york b***h
          I wonder if she's responsible for this, or her handlers make that part of the contract since she has a big social media presence, and she needs to be "the Zendaya" in whatever role she takes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't say she was good, but she's far worse in Euphoria.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really do wonder why they decided to take away Paul's first wife (which he won when he killed Jamis) and make Chani and unlikable b***h for no fricking reason
      Paul fell in love with her for a REASON

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would take too much time in an already fast-paced movie and she's not really an important character. Not least of all because Twitter would throw a fit if the white boi killed a Fremen and took his wife
        >Paul fell in love with her for a REASON
        Did he? In the book it seemed to come out of nowhere. Having them fight together was a good addition although they still don't have much reason to be together

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did he? In the book it seemed to come out of nowhere
          He dreamed with her and he barely had interaction with girls of his age also in the book she is kynes daughter so they bond over their parent death. They also see a vision of their son so they are "meant" be together. In the movie i see no reason why zendaya fell for him since she hates outsiders so much

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chani wasn't really an important character in this movie either. Can we cut her out?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is going to be such a mess when hollyjews force villeneuve to adapt children of dune.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Can we cut her out?
            Pretty sure there'll be such a fanedit within the first week after the homerelease.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank God we skipped the boring character development in your boom boom bang bang capeshit, right zoomie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate what he did with Chani, but I think Zendaya didn't help. I just saw it again and it's obvious sometimes that she is supposed to look at Paul with love and kindness, but she is so bad at acting that you only see anger in her eyes, kek.
      Since he didn't want to do a proper timeskip, it kinda makes sense to change Chani, but in the end it's still a bad choice.
      Their love isn't strong enough, not losing their child also remove a lot of weight to the story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /tv/'s constant hate-boner for Zendaya will forever prevent anyone from taking your opinions seriously.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BENE CHUDDERIT!!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ola you white gringo b***hola puta

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A better Chani than Zendaya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chanis friend who got roasted by feyd

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does he take the wife of the guy he killed at the end of part one?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, they ignore it completely

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what do you mean ignore completely? they ignored his wife and child? yes, that was omitted bc who the frick cares, its already a 3 hour movie
              they definitely didnt ignore janis or the aftermath of his death, as you are implying

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not enough time to fit Dune in our Dune movie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah paul turning jamis' wife into his servant was really integral to the plot of the book, and denis should only appeal to autistic morons by making a 10 hour movie of just talking.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >denis should only appeal to autistic morons by making a 10 hour movie of just talking

                This but unironically

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shame. Everything with the aftermath of Jamis death serves as a great intro to Fremen society.
                But such would not do in modern Hollywood where everywhere must be like an american suburb.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't have exposition or buildup in an action schl... "masterpiece".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do you have opinions of a movie you've never seen? if anything, the movie drags on with how long they focus on him living amongst the fremen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Paul suddenly being informed of owning Harrah and the kids (including her being very practical about it) is a great blunt introduction to the otherness of Fremen society.
                But I guess you rather prefer them being offended at colonialism and such stuff the average modern viewer already consider bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the scenes with that b***h and zendaya were so horrifically bad
      it was honestly like some shit out of a drama for high schoolers, super embarrrassing stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was this on purpose? An actual cute middle eastern actress who had more chemistry with Paul was not Chani but that ugly amerimutt zendaya instead?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the girl in that role has no name or star power. DUNC has a lot of money behind it and they want teenage girls to see it so they can make a return on investment
        Who else would you cast that fulfils that requirement?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Star power
          Zendaya still didn't brought euphoria fans to theaters though, the audience is still middle age white guys, "reinventing" chani was for nothing. they should have cast the other chick as Chani

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Zendaya still didn't brought euphoria fans to theaters though
            Maybe in your theatre, I heard a couple of teens talking about how it won a lot of oscars and how weird it was, so clearly it's grabbing some of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Casting mistakes were made

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&v=4Bh4YgzyrQg&t=7m10s
      She's gorgeous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao Villeneuve's pointless fanfic just HAD to be forced into the posters. What a disaster of a slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This b***h had almost no screentime and dies like a b***h. Why is she even on the poster?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To tease the fans into thinking Harah would show up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To show that dunc has many STRONG WOMEN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She had plenty screentime and took out nine harkonnen soldiers before dying, the frick are you on about moron?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She had plenty screentime and took out nine harkonnen soldiers before dying, the frick are you on about moron?
            >Plenty
            One line of dialogue in like 4 scenes, "took out nine harkonenn soldiers" off-screen, we don't even see her death and is never mentioned again by her "best friend" chani
            moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lVglOTQ.jpg

      Kek the fact that Zendaya is so ugly she cant not compete with older women is fricking hilarious
      God imagine old Zendaya

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lady Jessica was mogging every other actress other than Margot so fricking hard it could be considered a crime against humanity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your daughter-in-law comes to visit and you remember you fricked her husband until morning be like

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bene gesserit are basically the israelites of the DUNC universe so I don't blame her

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Jessica could get my worm juice, if you know what I mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she could get me to have sex wither WITHOUT using the voice, if you know what I mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reverend mother? more like reverend milf am i right

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the film, but Zendaya is way too thin and it is extremely problematic. It made me want to leave the theatre and then I saw other queens leaving so I got up
    >with support ofc, be careful ladies!
    and left as well. When will Hollywood wake up and realize it's audience is filled with REAL people?!?!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, good, let the hate flow through you.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The casting could have worked with better writing and direction, but I guess they felt they had to make her a fedora tipping atheist otherwise people would complain the movie was glorifying colonialism.
    Obviously people are still calling the movie problematic anyway so that was pointless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Obviously people are still calling the movie problematic anyway so that was pointless
      this is always the case, but Villehack is too dumb to know

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her more in the first film where she had shots like this. Why didn't she get to be pretty in Part 2? I dont think its Zendaya's fault for how bad she was in 2, Chani was just poorly written in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paul was more convincing as a crazy dictator in his own visions and she was also by his side, not an annoying c**t. part 1 was way better overall, Villeneuve fricked up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Part 1 sucked, the changes and cuts did not work. I read the first half of the book before seeing 2 because I couldn’t sit through 1. And 2 meshes well with it aside from the baron reveal being saved for later in the movies. 2 was great, I actually want to see how he changes Messiah which has good ideas but needs reworking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2 was great
          Thanks to Part 1 being great,and even with all the setup part 2 still felt stupidly rushed

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >watching this crap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SILENCE

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, this is exactly like that picture where the little black girl is staring with hatred at the white girl next to her.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Jessica being your mom

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate you, sexy white milf
    A little on the nose don't you think?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Dune doesn't have enough female characters so I had to turn a blond guy into a black woman"
    >doesn't even attempt to include the Fremen woman with the second-most dialogue and purpose in the story
    Total Lynch Vindication

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not so much as lynch vindication as it is modern shittyness

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly anybody should feel ashamed if a 2 hour adaptation manages to include something you couldn't fit into your 5 hour adaptation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this 2 hour piece of shit movie contains a le book reference that the superior DUNCino does not, therefore this piece of shit movie is better
          this is your brain on soi/estrogen, lack of meaningful socialisation, and chronic masturbation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Removing Harah was weird she is chani best friend in the book and passes from Paul to Stilgar's wife, they could have had her instead of the fanfic girlboss from the movie. The whole wife/conbunine stuff was deleted, i guess because is not feminist?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just found out it’s zen-day-uh not zen-die-uh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually useful post? On MY Cinemaphile?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cast non-white actors
    >CGI their eyes blue

    thanks israelitelywood

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name one actor with blue eyes and blue sclera.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I were Paul I'd marry my mom instead of the cream of the crop Chani and Irulan. Ferguson mogs Zendaya and Pugh HARD in this.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do the Bene Gesserit do and why does anybody in the galaxy care?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking racial slurs

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was cringe in the first movie but fantastic in this one tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought she was cringe in the first movie
      She had 3 lines and around 5 mins of screentime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That shows how cringe she was XD

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did she really say "I hate you .. "?
    I didnt catch that part

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BENE GESSERIT MADE ME A FREAK

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are just a bunch of racists virgins, Zendaya is not only talented but beautiful too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zendaya is posting in this thread
      fricking confirmed

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have magical power to force people to do whatever you say
    >only ever used it for anything useful one time
    the last fight should have been feyd pulling out his big knife and doing a bunch of backflips just for paul to be like "kys"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally explained in the book

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reading is GAY, if it's important then put it in the FRICKING MOVIE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just for paul to be like "kys"
      You've been watching too much Frieren, anon.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad casts:
    Timmy
    Zendaya
    Stellan Skarsgaard
    Christopher Walken

    I understand famous actors draws money to the box office, but I really hate how every character has to be played by famous people, no matter how badly they fit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stellan was good, just underutilized

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stellan was good
        Not when he's being directed by Dennis Vileneuf.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Denis' teenage movie dream

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stellan was good
      Not when he's being directed by Dennis Vileneuf.

      Why was Stellan bad? He's a good actor and he's just playing a fat evil dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He IS a good actor, but I didn't buy him as Vladimir Harkonnen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why was Stellan bad?
        Because Dennis Vileneuf has that very rare talent to get terrible performances out of even the best actors. He's better at this than even George Lucas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He IS a good actor, but I didn't buy him as Vladimir Harkonnen.

      the harkonnens in the book honestly kinda suck, making them intimating was one of the few changes i liked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the harkonnens in the book honestly kinda suck
        Frick off, Villeneuve drone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reading comprehension
          i said one of the *few*, the book is obviously ridiculously superior

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and you also said that an excentric and over-the-top violent character "sucks", and turning him into a shallow Bon villain parody was a good change. So frick off.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah, i'll remain here and there's nothing you can do about it except fume

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep shitposting then if that makes you happy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i like talking about media i enjoy, dune is one of them. i thought the harkonnens in the book were pretty pathetic (not badly written) and i enjoyed seeing a more menacing version
                thinking every post you disagree with is "shitposting" is literally cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dune is one of them
                As is DUNC, apparently.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was alright as a movie but definitely carried by the visual and sound effects in the cinema, i don't know how much i would've liked seeing it on a tv for example. lots of the story is butchered for no reason however
                literally all i said was that i enjoyed the harkonnens being more intimidating and you're trying to desperately police me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally all i said was that i enjoyed the harkonnens being more intimidating and you're trying to desperately police me
                Because the Harkonnens aren't more intimidating. They're more neutered. Or as Villeneuve would like to pretend, more "mature".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cool, i disagree

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baron is one of the highlights of the book

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      timmy was great. austin would have been better but other than him who else would do a good job? every other zoomer homosexual is way too awful at acting to pull this off

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish they didn't skimp out on the eyes, they're not supposed to have any white in them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're not supposed to have any white in them
      The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dipshit desert apes take in Paul and his mom.
    >btw we will kill you and drink your fluids if he isn't le chosen one
    >nooooo why are you trying to corrupt us with superstition you are so evil!!!!
    Behead all Fremen tards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Behead all Fremen tards
      Only chani (movie) is an unbeliever c**t, the fremen are based jihadists

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a few days. Has anyone finally managed to figure out why Villeneuve added in the line where Helen says that she manipulated the emperor into fricking over the Atreides, saying she specifically wants to end their bloodline?
    This seems like a major plothole considering she specifically made Baron swear not to kill Jessica or Paul but it seems weird to think that Denis would purposely add a plothole to a story for no real reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has anyone finally managed to figure out why Villeneuve ...
      Autism. The answer for why Villeneuve does anything is always "autism". Of the clinical kind. The low-functioning kind.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This picture is how every woman in America is going to look like in twenty years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So hot white milfs and ugly brown teens?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't blame Zendaya. Any actress would suck with that script and character. The role of Chani was butchered hard in this movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This chick pulled the girlboss desert woman better, she should have been chani

      Lmao Villeneuve's pointless fanfic just HAD to be forced into the posters. What a disaster of a slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chani isn't a girlboss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what's funny

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean in the movie she is a girlboss

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In movies she's a whiny petulant irritating non-person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This chick pulled the girlboss desert woman better, she should have been chani [...]

          Book chani murdering people seeking to challenge Paul for leadership is great. Only the based syfy miniseries gave us that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i agree but what does that have to do with being a girlboss?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brutally mogged by mommy Becky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Brutally mogged by mommy Becky
      Everyone is.

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