I have never seen a James Bond film, which one should I watch?

I have never seen a James Bond film, which one should I watch?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last night i james bond-burger'd your sister
    i dont get it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Secretly pounded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do morons keep saying this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alright tough guy, what's your interpretation?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's pierce bun

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that makes even less sense grammatically

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a burger you absolute mongoloid moron

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what do burgers have on they're top and bottom
              that's right
              buns
              except this "L" because you just got btfo

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what do burgers have on they are top and bottom
                Can we please start IP-banning ESLs?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pierced and pounded
          I apologize for calling you a moron. We're not so different

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Last night I
          Bonded with your sisters cheesy pussy burger lips
          Your sister

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pierced buns

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goldeneye

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night i
    >secret agent cheeseburger'd
    >james bond burger'd
    >pierce brosnan quarter pounded
    >walther ppk sandwitch'd
    Your sister

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night I your sister

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    69

    6th bond.
    9th item on the menu.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, newbies don't know about the real lore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, newbies don't know about the real lore

      There is no burger chain that has that burger as #9

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last night i pierce brosnan as james bond low resolution stock image of a cheeseburgered your sister

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night I architected your sister. It’s finally solved lads.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start with Dr. No.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using the actor's name, ignoring he is a secret agent
    >wrong part of speech to fit in sentence

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haven't bond burgered a girl in years

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pierced buns

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goldfinger. If you find it enjoyable, go back to the start with Dr. No and watch the whole Connery run. Regardless, also watch "You Only Live Twice" as it's basically the godfather of all pop culture Ninja movies.
    On Her Majesty's Secret Service is an odd duck. Some love it, some hate it. Worth watching for completionists, not a mind blowing film.
    Roger Moore's era is the height of Bond Camp. If you like the goofy feel, don't miss Live and Let Die, The Man With The Golden Gun, and Moonraker.
    License to Kill is the better of the two Timothy Dalton films. Dalton is a good bond, his work is a little grittier, matching Connery's roughness without some of the swinging sixties grooviness.
    Goldeneye is a legitimately good movie. If you didn't like Goldfinger, do watch Goldeneye. Brosnan is an excellent Bond, though sadly the rest of his films are quite poor. Tomorrow Never Dies gets points for a rather prescient plot about a villain manipulating global events through his control of major news outlets. It and the other non-Goldeneye films are skippable though.
    Casino Royale brought Bond into the present. If you like more grounded spy films, it's worth watching, even if you aren't a Bond fan. I would say it's best if you've seen other films in the series though, as with much of Craig's run, it's also kind of a commentary on Bond as a character.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He force fed his sister to increase weight gain.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone who btfo me is the esl bogeyman
    i except your concession

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