I have not heard anyone talk about the live action remake in years.
At least with movies like DB Evelution its so bad people still talk about it 2 decades later, this thing was just mid and "whitewashing" the cast was the only thing anyone brings up about it.
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The best thing you can say is that it was good at copying certain scenes from the anime shot-for-shot. Aside from that, pointless. So why bother?
I don't agree, the anime looked way better and ironically more realistic.
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"good" is debatable. Fan film quality
>shot for shot remake bad
>but also remake where director takes creative liberties bad
The average Cinemaphile poster
He said neither of these things. You've just imagined he thinks contrary things because you want to insult someone.
>remake = bad
not that hard to understand
Exactly, just don't bother at all. It's a poor idea. Make something completely new instead, have it be inspired by the anime you like instead of remaking it.
>have it be inspired by the anime you like instead of remaking it.
no thanks, that's how you get Black Swan and Inception
>evil cannot create, it merely corrupts.
It wasn't horrible and it wasn't great. There's not much to say about it.
Aesthetically the movie was spot on and ScarJo at least wasn't terrible as Major, just everything else sucked
Found the shill
>hottest actress is the one with a crunched up face and fridge bod
come on now.jpg
You don't realise how stupid some people are
They might be so stupid as to forget truisms such as
>de gustibus non disputandum est
Bad bait.
I like both.
Yeah it really wasn't as bad as it was made out to be but theres no reason to watch it over the anime.
>mentioning
apart from wanting to see a live action movie
I was so high when I watched it that it felt like she was nude in this scene. Really made it a much better film.
There is one trans mentioning line in this movie and I remember it making me feel bad in how out of touch it was
>get hottest actress
>put her in anime where the protag is known for having camo skin
>don't get her naked
it was a cowardly adaptation. scarjo isn't even shy from going naked.
No worries, son. In a few more years AI will have progressed enough to correct hollyweirds deviant malfunctions.
>it was a cowardly adaptation. scarjo isn't even shy from going naked.
Agreed, kind of a wasted opportunity because it would make sense with the source material and be remembered as a generous fan service move.
What do you mean? Shes wearing her camo suit in the live action movie already.
To this day there are still a bunch of people who think the Major is naked despite the fact that she is wearing a bodysuit and you can even clearly see the seam line at the neck in OP. This happens every GITS thread.
[Autistic japanese screeching]
Why is it so hard to find HD wallpapers of backgrounds from this movie?
>HD wallpapers of backgrounds from this movie
Because there was no HD when this movie released, it wasn't invented yet
Is the second gits movie good? Never got around to watching it.
Based
>Is the second gits movie good? Never got around to watching it.
It's good despite the shitty CGI while it's more esoteric, think Ang Lee's HULK!!!FACT!!!
Also, Stand Alone Complex 1 The Laughing Man is a masterpiece!!!FACT!!!
its true that
thing japan > thing.
I do'nt know why, this sould be a super shitty thing in a westren city
The city in GitS is based mostly on Hong Kong locations, especially Kowloon
The anime is far superior obviously, but back then I left the theater thinking "Well that was fine". That being said I've never watched it once again lol, only right when it came out in the theater.
It had some really great scenes with great cyberpunk vibes. I think ghost in the shell fits way, like a lot of the Cyberpunk IPs fits better as a series. Movies calls for spectacle. A series could have taken it's time and let us feel the setting. Sci-fi movies need to be efficient in it's story-telling for obvious reasons. Hell if you look at the trailer, it's just showing us the world and its enough Then the movie comes and you actually need good writing.
It would not have saved the bland script and cinematography but I still feel pissed they miscast the Major. Scarjo is just like an out of shape mom and not a sexy cyborg super soldier.
What sorta stupid training is this? Just lift weights bro
Yeah true, Brie Larson should've played Major.
The Major is a Cyborg, not a robot.
It's because it wasn't complete dogshit. It was okay and had some nice visuals but other than that it isn't very good either. Scarjo's attempt at saying her Japanese name at the end made me laugh.
Where are her nipples?
It was boring cosplay
We can make synthetic humans
Let's make them short, and dumpy
I didn’t watch it. I would have committed murder to have sex with Scarlett Johansson for 20 years, and I’m a huge animu mango homosexual, but the movie just looked bad so I didn’t bother.
it was interesting because she was actually Japanese just in a israeli woman robot body
homie, GitS is niche as frick compared to Dragon Ball
>GitS is niche as frick compared to Dragon Ball
found the latinx
"mid" is giving it too much credit, I remember trying to watch it and just dropping it after the first scene with dialogue.
I watched the first 5 or 10 minutes of it on TV and opening scene was pretty cool, but then I realized I'd never actually seen the original anime movie and watched that instead
Good call.
That's a classic
The remake was just boring, nothing really stood out and overall it's just a bad adaptation, souless.
I still cant believe there were people praising the visuals when it was just the same pajeet CG greenscreen slop rehashing a far more visually striking movie that everyone hates now.
This. There was a CGI hologram snake crawling over the city in one of the shots. It was a huge snake. I suppose it was meant to be a commercial for something. It never got explained how this snake got there, as a hologram, crawling over the city. There was no visual storytelling. That's not how worldbuilding works. You can't just slap some shit on there you think that looks cool and say: this is good cyberpunk.
Not to mention everything had that grey smudgey look that all cheap CG has.
also when Major fights the iconic tank, they use some The Hobbit-tier CGI for her body double. wish i had the webm.
It was just kind of cruddy and pointless.
ScarJo version is a very westernized 'muh special snowflake' retelling of the 1995 anime, which was about being a cog in the machine and finding your own identity regardless. The Major in the anime had a stock full body prosthetic (with some combat enhancements) that was owned by the government. She was so melancholic in the anime because she was anything but a special snowflake.
picrel was iconically bad, to the point where it's trash kino. great entertainment with friends, something to laugh and piss at. i had a great time watching it.
GITS was okay, but that's about it. some nice aesthetics (i'm not of fan of that "nude" suit though), but otherwise unremarkable and therefore unmemorable.
It isn't good because the source material (the anime movie) sucked.
The manga was MUCH better.
Manga, movie, and TV series are all 10/10 in their own unique ways
Haven't read the manga, but I saw this in the theater not having watched the original and thought it was fine even if it wasn't amazing. Then I watched the anime and had the exact same feeling at the end. If anything I thought the live action one had more interesting characters while the anime was prettier visually.
It has the worst dialogue I have ever seen and any good or cool visual element is lifted straight from the animated movie but done worse.
Its just another instance of israelitewood taking IPs they don't understand and burying it dead.
They understand it and it scares them
why does this read left to right? they mirrored the images for the English translation? cringe.
I refer you to my post stamp id, which is repeating, as
>they mirrored the images for the English translation?
Yes, that's normal for most official translations before manga became mainstream
Everyone who says it was not bad is homosexual. She was walking with fixed back to resemble robotic movements. If you are director and you didn't stop that gigantic b***h at this, how good your movie can be.
>hollywood movie remake was terrible
>manga author went crazy and started writing cuckshit
>SAC looks like gmod videos circa 2009
It's fricking over
I've seen this webm a dozen times and I still haven't figured out whether it's being run forwards or backwards
I can get over the fact that it would make sense for him to move this way. What I can't get over is the fact that the Mayor and Batou are running after him like a couple of morons. Perhaps they needed to capture him alive.I'll ignore the fact that he's naked.
We had the 1995 movie, Innocence, GitS:SAC 1 and 2, and Solid State Society. I'd say it was a good run while it lasted.
>shadman
It's forward
funniest part is that this character was the self insert of the character designer
he also had like a squad of catgirl meidos (kinda based)
Kek, I thought it was this at first. Haven't thought about this video in years.
>SAC
The actual SAC (picrel) is good. I need to rewatch it sometime.
Almost every character in every anime is white. Everyone wishes they were white so bad it’s unreal.
Excellent movie and Scarlett took it even higher.
Had to buy the blu ray.
Why didn't this movie include the graphic lesbian sex scenes from the manga? I thought this country was supposed to be progressive.
i rewatched it last year and didnt regret it. significantly worse than the anime but still palatable
The entire GitS "franchise" is terrible except for the very first movie.
I do not care for your opinion.
standalone complex is better than the movies
All of it is good and great cyberpunk. The only thing that kept me from showing it to my dad (who was a big fan of cyberpunk) were the gratuitous shots of Motoko's ass and her in skimpy outfits. It made me embarassed I was watching the show, even though it was fricking great.
I would say that replacing the philosophical questions raised by the original with a Robocop ripoff pushes it over the edge from mid to shit.
AI can nudify that movie and make it right.
Bright future with AI. Replace any character with an actor you like. Remove woke BS. And, best of all, progressive jackasses out of work and living in tents beside the addicts.
The Chinese still haven't fulfilled their promise to fix the Little Mermaid. It's absolutely over.
>this thing was just mid
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar anon
It was not bad, nor was it good, after I left the cinema I rewatched the Anime and that was the last time I thought abt the live action remake until this point
It's better than the anime.
Only the animated movies are really any good, as far as the anime goes, and that's because they're visually stunning.
It's kind of a shit franchise, and the manga is a gag strip written by a porn addict. This was at least a pretty good sci-fi movie.
A remake will never ever be able to fill the shoes of a classic no matter how good it might be, and GiTS is some very big shoes to fill. Anime and animation also very rarely translates well back to live action.
SAC legitimately sucks. Have people even seen SAC? It's got annoying comic relief robot tanks in it. It completely ruins the seedy cyberpunk atmosphere. Half of the episodes are just boring too. And it looks like early 00's digital slop. May as well be watching Digimon.
Motherfricker you do NOT diss the Tachikomas, you do NOT.
The robots talking with a childlike voice and being like little kids is just Japs being Japs. You have to go with the flow. Stand Alone Complex is some of the greatest cyberpunk ever made. Each unto his own. Just know that you are wrong.
>Stand Alone Complex is some of the greatest cyberpunk ever made
I don't see why.
Any Gibson novel is better. The whole Cyberpunk TTRPG universe is better. And as far as manga goes, Tsutomu Nihei's take on cyberpunk is way more out there and interesting.
I literally don't get what the deal is with GitS. People like police procedurals, I guess.
Because cute cyborg woman. Thats literally it.
The Ranger with PTSD going on a killing spree. He hacked the eyes of his victims, while he was cutting them to pieces. Put that shit on cd's and then spread it on the market amongst pirated movies. Guerilla warfare to spread fear amongst the populace.
That's cyberpunk. Or at least it was. We don't have cd's anymore.
>going on a killing spree. He hacked the eyes of his victims, while he was cutting them to pieces. Put that shit on cd's and then spread it on the market amongst pirated movies
I'm taking you haven't seen Strange Days huh
Give it a try
No, I haven't. I have it here on my shelf. It's an hommage to that? It's got Ralph Fiennes and Cameron directed it right? It's been a while since I've watched movies.
>hommage
Brub you don't even know huh
You know the guy that produced that anime-based movie, Alita? That James Cameron dude
He wrote the script for Strange Days
You tell me if it's a manga hommage
I've seen Alita and it was shit. What does that have to do with what I said. Cameron had no involvement with Ghost in The Shell. He doesn't have enough taste for that.
Why are tabletop gays so obnoxious about your shit genre? Sorry but your gay D&D knockoff is moronic.
>Stand Alone Complex is some of the greatest cyberpunk ever made
yep. no lies
>Madoka has a woman moment and destroys the human race forever
Grim
filtered
I've always been a SAC hater but can't bring myself to remember it 15 years later to make points I made over a decade ago.
One of the few things I remember that was moronic about the show was an episode with an ersatz Che Geuvara or something making clones of himself so that if he died is he shitty revolution wouldn't go down with him and The Major commenting on how noble that was because apparently people can't do anything on their own without commie cults of personality to trick them.
>Have people even seen SAC?
yes, multiple times
>It's got annoying comic relief
tell me you don't know anything about GITS without telling me, you've clearly aren't familiar with anything in the source manga, whatsoever
no one talks about it because it was "meh"
it wasn't terrible, just kind of a muddled mess, they mashed together pieces of stories from multiple unrelated GITS media instead of doing 1 of them well
and it isn't "whitewashing", the major is a cyborg, and has used different bodies over time, it's even hinted that the major might not have even been a women being being fully cyberized years ago, so a western woman playing the role is the least problematic aspect of the movie
yeah, a white chick playing the major is no big deal
the issue was that scarjo acted and looked like a sack of fricking potatoes, no matter how much waifugays on here want to deny it
all iterations have her as an asian woman unabiguously any time it’s mentioned. there’s a better argument to be made that she’s not a person at all but an AI than for her being anything but an asian woman
>being anything but an asian woman
....her entire body is cybernetic, she can look like anything, and has used other bodies that didn't look like the major
No one cared about race except woke leftist imbeciles. The japanese loved Scarlett in that role.
Maybe you should care less about what the Japanese think and more about if it was a good movie or not. I bet you've got a samuraisword hanging above your bed.
No sword but I do have GiTS on blu-ray.
>all iterations have her as an asian woman unabiguously
On all levels except physical
>and it isn't "whitewashing", the major is a cyborg, and has used different bodies over time, it's even hinted that the major might not have even been a women being being fully cyberized years ago, so a western woman playing the role is the least problematic aspect of the movie
Someone who fricking gets it for once. I remember having arguments with dipshits on social media I knew from college when this was coming out and there was a big hubbub about whitewashing. All these hapas and filipino "anime fans" bleeding out their ass about appropriation and it's like the primary surface level themes of the entire work completely few over their heads. Fricking baffling.
I still dont understand why she didnt wanna show her breasts off, like its not like we havent seen them. I liked the movie though as different as it was, it stuck to the script of the anime enough to be watchable
It was just so-so. Not a trainwreck, just forgettable.
Nice armpits ma'am
Cinemaphile just endlessly shitting on things people like gets tired very fast, I don't know how some of you stick around here all day every day
Helps me develop a tough, slightly detached, base line attitude.
I literally think the GitS movie is pretty good, and was overhated by nerds, for not being literally the anime.
I never saw the anime or read the manga so the movie was excellent for me and Scarlett made it 10 times better.
Conflict is the only thing that makes this place fun. There is, no meme, a place for your kind where the circlejerks wind on past the horizon in both directions.
Daily Kos
you can have conflict without blatant trolling and shitposting, and it's much more interesting content if you do
Learning to identify and ignore the trolls and shitters will make you a better man, my son.
>Learning to identify and ignore the trolls
and the point is when you do that, about 90% of the posts on this board vanish
Yeah, these people who are so narrow mindedly focused on a single topic- whether it be comic books, gaming, tv, movies, - can be so insufferable.
I sometimes feel like paraphrasing William Shatner and ask them if they've ever actually kissed a girl. Lulz.
sometimes I save my cummies up from weeks of sissygasms and make it into ice cubes, then I let the cummy icecube melt in my ass or I drip it over a dildo and suck the cum off. In fact right now I am sissyplugged with my mommys stolen vibe and wearing her stolen piss stain panties and I am still less gay than this post.
No you can't. Once you start trying to patrol either you just get circlejerks.
If they were gonna copy sequences from the original film 1:1, they should have done the story as well. The plot was the most dumbed down moronic piece of shit I've ever seen. Turning Motoko into some chosen one, special robot girl was just so fricking dumb.
The ironic thing was that the Major IS white, at least her cyborg body is. If it had been made today and even if they cast a sexy Asian actress like Awkwafina in the role instead, there would be no getting away from that.
>sexy Asian actress
> Awkwafina
Black person she looks like a Mexican who’s mother only drank tequila while pregnant
Cinemaphile isn't /misc/, this is Awkwafina country.
Jews outlawing female full frontal nudity films is what killed movies.
It gets brought up fairly regularly, but you, being an obvious tourist, aren't around to see it.
Gee I wonder why every anime fricking sucks when you try and adapt it to live action
Could it be that every single attempt has been a bad one
Or, could it perhaps be, that anime is dogshit and when exposed to western audiences who consume actual good content regularly, they find it boring.
All anime is horribly written dogshit smeared on interesting concepts
This movie was good and I don't give a frick who says otherwise.
I say this as an anime gay too
It wasn't. Scarjo a cute tho
It was a bland female remake of Robocop disguised as a GITS movie with bits of the original and Stand Alone Complex season 2 mashed together.
Visually it looks good with nice cinematography on the cooler end of the spectrum but overall unmemorable.
You have to wonder why Cameron would fixate on Battle Angel Alita when GITS has a strong female protagonist with more story possibilities but then it was that he could do another moronic love story while the coward pawned off his "dream project" to Robert Rodriguez because he was worried that it would bomb, which it did, and damage his box office reputation and why he didn't make it himself as a two part film and why we'll most likely never get the sequel!!!FACT!!!
Battle Angel looked like it was made for kids on Aderall. Terrible movie which nobody remembers.
It was mediocre but still better than BR2049. Glad to see that movie finally get the hate it always deserved.
gee i never met a chinaman with blue eyes before
I was dating an Asian chick when this came out and she got mad and tried to argue with me about the fact that I watched it in theaters because of whitewashing, even though arguably, from a lore perspective, the main character doesn’t have a race, because her entire body is mechanical, and what’s left of her mind at the end of the animated film is barely even human.
It’s literally one of the few times where whitewashing literally doesn’t even matter according to the source material. She’s literally just a ghost in a shell.
The same ones complaining that it's whitewashing would love if they remade Alien with an asian woman playing Ridley. They want to see more of their kind in western media
I get that much it’s just stupid to even complain about with GITS because Motoko swaps bodies, to different ages, races, and genders multiple times throughout the franchise. My GameCube is literally more Japanese than she was.
i literally only watched this movie cause Vitaly Bulgarov did all those hard surface designs and i was obsessed with his instagram posts
https://vitalybulgarov.com/ghost-in-the-shell/
Reminder that motoko is gay
She is a male guy, whose soul is stored in a female body, and wouldn't say no to anyone in the squad to have sex with her
I don't think the live action even tried to do something like this:
I would have preferred some young and attractive instead of Johansson, but overall I enjoyed the movie