I recently rewatched The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker and didn't think they were as horrible as I had once remembered them to be.

I recently rewatched The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker and didn't think they were as horrible as I had once remembered them to be. But I also recently rewatched Rogue One and didn't think it was as interesting or exciting as I remembered it either.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're getting soft.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But I also recently rewatched Rogue One and didn't think it was as interesting or exciting as I remembered it either.
    R1 mostly benefitted from releasing during the sequels which created the "thank god i don't have to watch Rey or Finn in a Star Wars movie" effect. But when taken out of that context it's a pretty dull watch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has its moments. For example, Krennic choking on his ambitions and getting deleted by the superweapon he helped create is pure kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did a guy I have only ever seen play a crackhead covered in dog shit in a mid Brad Pitt movie end up being the second best sci fi general ever?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krennic was alright, but underutilized by the movie.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM ONE WITH REDDIT
    >REDDIT IS WITH ME

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The demoralisation campaign is working

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robot bro better be back in s2 and choke slam andor again.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't ask.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a cool guy can I suck your dick

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is a rebellion, isn't it? I rebel.
    Is there a more iconic quote in nuwars?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow palpatine returned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow palpatine returned

      >we are the match that makes the spark that lights the fuse that ignites the flame that burns down the first order

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly can’t tell if you’re meming or if that was the real line

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The real one is hardly different.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The real one is hardly different.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              One of the goode ones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She only said this in the trailers so I doubt normies would remember it

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue One is proof Scorsese was right about blockbusters. Rogue One's first half is utter trash, the characters are irredeemably shit and the whole thing has nothing of value going for it beyond 20 minutes of pew pew at the end. The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker are trash but at least in general people agree on that. Rogue One is the most infuriating movie of them all because brain dead consuuumers try to defend it as a masterpiece and pretend it's actually a good one. Cinema is dead because of these halfwits and Rogue One is proof of that. All it takes to make people praise your shit is putting on screen the name of a thing they like, a character cameo for 30 seconds and a few explosions. That's all you need. These people don't care about editing or writing or characters. All they want is to see the character they recognize be played by the actor they recognize doing the thing they recognize. Substance only scares the brain dead morons which is why Hollywood takes out anything and everything interesting. RO is the piece of shit film you rotbrains deserve.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with every word you've said. Rogue One is terrible and the action is not even good. It's just as much shit thrown at you as possible with no point or logic to it. You don't care about any of the characters, and there is no thematic core whatsoever, beyond generic, cliche theme of "muh sacrifice." It is so dull and boring, and I want to curb stomp every Black person who says "ROGUE ONE IS THE BEST STAR WARS MOBIE SINCE EMPIRE!11" It is such a fricking shallow nothingburger, and the only thing it has going for it is pretty visuals.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but dude did you see Darth Vader swing his light saber around and kill those dudes? It was so epic dude.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was so fricking embarrassing. It's like whoever made it saw the original Darth Vader's entrance and thought, "Yeah, that sucks! Watch how it should be done..." And it doesn't make any sense continuity-wise. A few hours ago, Vader was this slasher-horror maniac cutting people with his lightsaber, and now he doesn't wanna fricking bother, and looks bored through and throughout? The original film gave the impression that killing regular goons with his lightsaber was beneath him. He looks with a look of utter boredom and banality at the corpses of those rebels, and just walks away. He sent stormtroopers first, and only then he came in. Not like that embarrassment from R1. What a shit movie.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're all bland and glaringly bad in some areas

    Solo is actually decent because Howard rebuilt a trainwreck in to something watchable but overall it still suffers from moronic Disney management.

  11. 11 months ago
    bif

    if you watch a LOT of movie and tv shows - specifically fantasy/scifi - you will notice that the standards drop precipitously as the years go by.
    either you turn into a raging moron like me or your standards drop year by year.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue One sucked ass. Only Star Wars movie I fell asleep during. Casio Andor and Leia 2 were boring and stiff. The fricking robot has the most personality and was the best part of the movie and then everyone died. Frick yidsney.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and then everyone died.
      You don't watch alot of Asian cinema.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue one was like a 4/10 flick and the other nu wars movies were like 2/10. The old ones were entertaining and empire strikes back was a great movie but other than that star wars is fricking gay and the only people who watch that shit now are boring redditors, the franchise has been getting repeatedly soiled for the past 20 years

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt like I was going crazy when people said how amazing RO was. Pacing it awful.
    I thought Solo was a better film than RO and that's still poor.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Rogue One is more of a visual movie. The plot is quite simple and there isn't a lot going on with the characters, but I guess it let's you imagine what their backstory was instead of being told with huge amounts of exposition.
    It does feel weird after watching Andor because the tone is so different.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please continue with what you think of every from you have watched

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every from
      ok

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