>"I see great deeds for you, Arthur.

>"I see great deeds for you, Arthur. You shall unite all of Britain under your sword (also your wife will sleep with your best friend)."
>"Hey that sounds gr-- Wait, what was that about my wife?"
>"N-nothing!"

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing he has a back up squirrel wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Virgin Squirrel wife
      >vs the CHAD sister witch wife

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Green text from a Squirrel thread. On how Arthur would meet Morgana

        >Arthur was nervous, he didn't know he had a sister before until he became King, and Kay told him about his true lineage, that led to him asking Merlin about it, and then in turn telling him that it is time for him to meet his living relative.
        "Ah yes, that Uther, quite a....man. Owes me a lot, dressing him up properly to woo the woman of his dreams. Which would be your mother, Arthur"
        "You know, of my mother?"
        "Yes, I was there at the feast when Uther laid his eyes on her. And what came after. But it's not important, what is important is mending the long gap between long lost siblings"
        >Both of them rode to Castle Tinagel, where Merlin told him that while he was busying doing Kay's work, his sister Morgana was busy ruling over the Kingdom of Cornwall.
        "Now, Arthur, Morgana will be a great ally, and teacher in order to make..er..people like you more, not all the lords who kneeled before you, like you"
        "But I'd want to know more about Morgana, she is my sister afterall, what can you tell me about her?"
        >Merlin's face looks to the sky, sighing.
        "Remember Madame Mim?
        "Why, yes, who could forget"
        "Well, dear boy, there are more wizards and witches in this land"
        "Are you saying my sister is a wicked witch?!"
        "Er...witch? Yes, but wicked? Well not wicked as Mim, but wicked depends on context. Just do be careful"
        "Well, I'm sure she's eager to see her brother. Even though, we haven't even met. I should have brought Kay along.
        >The two arrived at castle Tinagel, immediately, the guards looked on Arthur. And raised their arms against him, and halted him.
        "Merlin?"
        "The feast was a very bad party Arthur, very badly that people still remember it"
        >The guards still raising their arms against the two suddenly halted.
        >As a girl appears, who looks to Arthur with curiosity
        >Pic related

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But Arthur fucked Morgause?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        Still mad that Mists of Avalon didn't end with Arthur being alive and taken to Avalon to be with Morgaine for the rest of their lives.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        Still mad that Mists of Avalon didn't end with Arthur being alive and taken to Avalon to be with Morgaine for the rest of their lives.

        The lack of good Arthur/Morgan shipping and stories is a tragedy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming we are going with the Welsh take on Arthur, he has three wives named Guinevere and three favored concubines (he has more concubines than those, but not as favored)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Virgin Anglo v the Celt Chad

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unite Briton
    >People still gets taken over the Anglo-Saxons
    >People gets taken over by the Norman French

    Kek.

    Also, Hazel thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3608zl0.png

      >"I see great deeds for you, Arthur. You shall unite all of Britain under your sword (also your wife will sleep with your best friend)."
      >"Hey that sounds gr-- Wait, what was that about my wife?"
      >"N-nothing!"

      >wife's pussy gets taken over by French chad
      kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Written by the French

        Shouldn't even be canon

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dog, that barely cracks the top 5 of things Merlin should have warned him about

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Arthur, come into the alchemical lab."
    >"I've turned myself into a brined cucumber, Arthur!"
    >"I'm Brined Cucumber Merlin!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that I laughed at that.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Arthur had sex before he met Guinevere and his sister while he conquering Britain, not to mention he was kidnapped by a sorceress.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I know fucking nothing about the Arthurian Legends. It seems like this big cultural thing I should know about, but I don't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arthurian legends, I'd like to sum it into three forms. First you got your Celtic 5th century version which was basically Arthur & the Celts against the Anglo-Saxons, the French version (Le Morte D'Arthur being a number one source for the popular myths and tellings of the story), and the most media versions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you care it's pretty easy. The original Malory text Le Morte d'Arthur is what everyone is pulling from. Once and Future King is TH White re-writing those stories with some snark and fun for early twentieth century audiences, the Disney Sword and the Stone is an adaptation of the first part. Outside of those two texts the musical Camelot, the Monty Python parody Holy Grail and the Boorman movie Excalibur are probably the most essential modern Arthur takes. All of it goes back to Malory though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "snark" is kind of why I don't like OaFK. I'd like more Arthurian takes that are kind of "serious"? Sort of like a novel that has the mysticism and "grandness" of Boorman's Excalibur.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea Once and Future King sucks. I was so excited to read it based on the rep but it's literally quipshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big cultural thing
      it's british culture

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as everything else, just jerk off to the porn and call it a day.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no official lore, so if you want to include cuckery you can.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact Arthur in one Legend forced himself on one if his knight's daughter and told her to named the kid either Arthur the Less or Guenevere

    Poor Arthur the Less

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marry a e-boi princess.
      Being a Knight of the Round Table had its benefits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite batshit Arthur story is the bit in Le Morte where he meets a baby eating giant in France and and stabs him to death as the two of them roll down a hill, the first stag, before all the rolling, aimed at the bastard's nuts. It's like he's being the civil good king from the Anglo version of the stories and goes full Apeshit Welsh Warlord. But what's really great is he's finding time to do this while going to war with with Rome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair a giant baby eating monster probably isn't going to really negotiate or realize what he is doing is wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. But the sudden shift from 0 to "Fyddwch chi ddim yn canu bariton bellach!" *STAB* was hysterical.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't one of the knights also get magically date raped?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it date rape if both parties are roofied with a love potion? Because that is one of the interpretations of Ysolde and Tristan's meet cute.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    One of the saddest parts of Mists of Avalon was Arthur's oneitis for Morgaine.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Kay was once Arthur's greatest knight

    He also had the power to become a giant and I'd have loved to see that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Arthur's greatest knight
      Sir Ruber?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be a distant relative

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I read that as Sir Kruber for a sec

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man there are a lot of cool knights in Arthur’s round table who don’t get as much attention or aren’t as know id like to see a show where a lot of the knights get a spot light episode about one of there deeds or adventures they go on

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm telling you. Make Lancelot a woman.

    >Sir Lancelot, why doth thou have breasts?
    >Have you been the victim of some spell?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In one version, it was Mordred who cucks Arthur.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I like about Arthurian myth is the sense of decay, of glory fading as quickly as it rose. Maybe it's because we're in a collapse of civilization of our own, but this "cyclical history" aspect I really love.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favourite part of Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is the last chapters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not read that, but the final few chapters of Mists of Avalon are so wonderfully bleak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Arthuriana for feminists
          Come on.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mists of Avalon is the best re-telling since Tennyson.

            Miss me with White's Saturday morning nonsense and weird closeted homosexuality.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Give me Cornwell or Attanasio any time, woman.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    The Demon

    >"SABER WE *BURP* NEED YOU TO TURN INTO A MAN
    >"what why? The court has already accepted me as their king
    >"*burp* WE NEED YOU TO HAVE A KID *urp* IT'S CALLED SYNERGY. WE NEED TO KEEP PEOPLE HOOKED TO OUR PRODUCT BY GIVING THEM SOMETHING NEW BY SLIGHTLY TWEAKING OUR OLD PRODUCT
    >"aw jeeze merlin I don't know having a kid it's a lot of responsibility and what if it doesn't like me?"
    >"THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF IT MORT-*BURP*THUR. CONSUMERS WILL MISTAKE THE SLIGHT CHANGE IN PERSONALITY AS BEING AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CHARACTER EVEN IF THEY LOOK AND ACT THE SAME OTHERWISE. NOW GET IN THERE AND MKAE BABIES LOTS OF *urp* PROFITABLE BABIES MORRRRRTTTTYYYY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kids keep dying before she does

      Pour one out for Amr, Gwydre and Llacheu

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some knight is fuck Mim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Young Madam MIM really did become SLB's cash cow, huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thin Mim is probably right behind the squirrel as a memorial part of the movie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never really cared for the Squirrel girl much to tell the truth. Mim took all that attention.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Normies remember the ending

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mmm-hmmm.
              I did pity her, though.
              Wish Merlin could've made her human.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie worth a watch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not much happens but its worth a watch

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as we're talking the whole spectrum of Arthurian lore adaptations, how was The Green Knight? I never saw it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal donut steel OC so well known most people think he was always there
    Never let someone tell you fanfiction is worthless.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lancelot is an oc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are ALL OCs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its basically a series of op ocs

        Kay to Gawain to Lancelot to Gallahad

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok

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