I usually hate the contrarianism around big studio movies, especially on here, but I genuinely, genuinely cannot understand why the entire world seems...

I usually hate the contrarianism around big studio movies, especially on here, but I genuinely, genuinely cannot understand why the entire world seems to like Dune 1 and 2. As in, it actually feels like bizarro world

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have only played in puddles, a pool will feel as deep as an ocean.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it won't. it's really easy to see and reach the bottom of a pool. they're totally different

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      samegayging won't save you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick am I being "saved from"?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually hate troonys that change the image harsh on their boring pics to evade filters. Still do.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game of Thrones ruined the political intrigue genre. It used to be good. Now it's gay. Watch San Guo (Three Kingdoms) 2010 for absolute kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not. Costumes both ahistorical and ugly, fight cinematography choppy and incoherent, actors hammy. It's good but not great. Really only worth watching for Cao Cao.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. I rarely go to see movies anymore. If being free of the onions means being like you, then I don't want to be cured.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I tried but it's fricking boring. I enjoy the aesthetics but it is fricking torture sitting through those movies.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self-serious tone over the popcorn slop features. Tone is everything: once it feels smart, you're smart watch smart things no matter how dumb it gets.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would help your homosexual post if you bothered to list why you don't' like it. But yes without a reason you are just being a contrarian gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trust me I'm not a pseud. I even sorta liked the first Disney Star Wars movie so I can enjoy my sloppa and admit to it too
      >It would help your homosexual post if you bothered to list why you don't' like it
      Just felt like it had no substance. It treated itself way too seriously in parts that it shouldn't, then treated itself too unseriously in parts that it should have. The concept of a warrior prophet rising out of the desert sounds cool, but the little it showed of this was 80% delivered through quips from Stilgar (even if it was sorta funny). There weren't any real machinations, and even though I like him as an actor, he really wasn't believable as a charismatic messiah who unites an entire world. The gene refinement project thing that the women priests were running sounds interesting too but the movie barely touches on it in a meaningful way. Everything else just dragged along in a way too serious tone, and the one time it does something interesting in the first movie with the empire's elite troops planet, it fricks it right up again in the next scene when they get jobbed like any regular soldiers. I am just genuinely stumped that it seems so popular, even with normies

      Self-serious tone over the popcorn slop features. Tone is everything: once it feels smart, you're smart watch smart things no matter how dumb it gets.

      Lol yeah it was actually watching this video and the guy's praising the most basic shit that made me make the thread. Maybe you're right, and normies just don't want to say it was mediocre because they're afraid to look like they "didn't get it"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everything else just dragged along in a way too serious tone, and the one time it does something interesting in the first movie with the empire's elite troops planet, it fricks it right up again in the next scene when they get jobbed like any regular soldiers.
        All the villains in Part 2 jobbed. It was very underwhelming to watch.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I genuinely, genuinely cannot understand why the entire world seems to like Dune 1 and 2.
    They are shit OP and today you were not a gay, characterless emo zoomer lead, visually monotonous, too long. Crap.Even the hans zimer score is weak. They make David lynches look a masterpiece They exist purely as a forced bot marketing campaign. They are terrible films.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is their planet black and white

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's bots and npcs. Like I don't have any interest in the franchise

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the set designs and score. And the cinematography. I’m easy to please when it comes to science fiction because all of the little futuristic devices and machines interest me. I consoom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I concur. Dunc is a series about medieval knights and familial rivalries in space and that is enough for me. The content of the films almost doesn't matter

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Desperation for something good.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how could anyone like the boring harkonen planet part. Cool, eclipse sun all day, cool, gladiator match. But the ugly prostitute spending 20 good minutes seducing the edgy frick overstayed its welcome.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people like visuals
    the books are too long and cringy btw. it's a joy not to have to hear all the gary stu details of everything inside paul's head

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice story, decent direction, decent aesthetics, nice music. What's so wrong with it?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dune 1 was ok, but Dune 2 kinda sucks, the score was not there and there are not memorable scenes in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there are not memorable scenes in it.
      the three worms flanking paul into battle is unironically on par with ride of the rohirrim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        masterful bait

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dune 2 felt fresh to me because it's actually a movie. Character arcs, romantic interest, comic relief (but not quips). Then we have to consider that it's a big-budget sci-fi film that never pokes fun of itself, it's all played straight basically. Visually the film isn't as a beautiful as Villeneuve's previous works but it still maintains a high level of quality.

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