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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FIVE episodes in a row focusing on Vito when everyone knows he's gonna go back to Jersey and get killed
    what the frick were they thinking?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      filler
      also johnny cakes actor killed himself like 2 years after sopranos was over or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sad. RIP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        like poetry.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was probably assbestos.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shot himself in his apartment and everyone knew him as the gay guy from the sopranos
        JUST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew Weiner enjoys writing subplots about fat closeted homosexuals for some reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hmm yes. Puzzling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw what they were going for with the whole "freedom" from the mob life and how these mobsters can't deal with the regularness of average life, but christ was the Vito subplot so irrelevant and pure shit. Plus, the guy who played Vito wasn't an actor equipped with the skills for portraying that kind of heavy shit.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why this Chad alpha gay wanted an obese shitalian as his bottom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you oughta know sweetie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny was a feeder. He was practically shoving pancakes down Vito's throat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vito was larping as a writer at this point and wouldn't give off any details about his personal life, so Johnny Cakes sees this guy as a mysterious intellectual stranger who also happens to be a teddy bear and is obviously harboring some kind of big secret outside of being obviously gay. It's not impossible to see why JC would be intrigued by Vito with that in mind

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crust status?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely caked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely caked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You were fistin' like a leather daddy in there

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this when The Sopranos jumped the shark?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      alcoholic bottom bussy vito was best vito

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      About. I remember normies watching the final season every episode going, "Ooooohh who's gonna get wacked next?!" I understand the middle finger ending in retrospect.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >create desensitised violent drama show
        >Chase is surprised and disgusted when he gets an audience of gore hounds that hate surrealism
        Should've had Tony spare Fabian like HBO wanted.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >show is about how these people are horrible, they kill without a moment's hesitation, turn on their friends, abuse their families, hate their lives and everyone around them, and there is pretty much zero chance that any of them can change for the better
          >woah wtf do you mean you want to see them face justice? they're heckin people too!!!
          Chase is a fricking moron for this mindset

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood the hype about who gets killed and assumed everyone was doomed because it's a mafia show. I'm more surprised at who survived.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the pilot but then it somehow unjumped it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vitos non weight loss was pretty funny.
    He never really lost any weight, they just bought him oversized trousers for that slimmers competition photo and talked about his weight loss. Fat frick waddled like Johnny Cakes had just finished pounding him a few minutes ago.
    I like how the gay plot was additional filter for the non ironic Scarface fans.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder to post this webm in every Sopranos thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the best performance by an extra ever
      the black kids were good too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he actually does have something wrong with his arms/hands. I just thought he was tensing up but it looks like they're underdeveloped or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it’s a jersey thing you see it all the time there for some reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see your oh shit and raise you a stepped in it.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did David Chase mean by this?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gay Vito arc is kino and i am tired of pretending it wasn't

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ha! Italians are gays.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want you
    No one else gonna comment on OPs Freudian slip?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we gonna do this the easy way, or the hard way?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AJ was the ultimate boomer fantasy for a good for nothing son to allow them the feel ok about hating their own children after failing to raise them.

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