>I was around 11 years old. William must have been 13. I distinctly remember playing in the palace grounds when things got bad. We were playing football with the decapitated head of one of the maids that father had executed some two hours before. I took the "ball" as it was, off of William with admittedly a rather unfair sliding tackle. William took this personally, and proceeded to give me absolutely awful wedgie. You see, the sliding tackle had pulled my shorts down slightly, exposing some of my underwear and William had taken full advantage of this fact. "You're a gaylord!" he shouted as he pulled my pants up my bottom. "I'm not a gaylord!" I shouted. "I'm a prince!". My words fell on deaf ears and he continued his onslaught until tears were streaming down my face. When I told Meghan of this, she stated that we needed to leave the country immediately.
Did he really need to go into this level of detail.
>take psychedelics
>hear whatever you want to hear
>start simping for an American roastie who seperates you from your family
He was MK-Ultra'd and Meghan is his handler.
she can handle my wiener if you know what I mean
Gross dude
Enough with your magical riddles
Its really not that deep. Harry is a known dummy and bastard, he isnt Charles son and everyone in the royal family knows it. He married a bawd prostitute who reminded him of his murdered mom who his grandmother killed. The guy has issues ontop of being a spoiled brat
>Charles told Harry ‘I should have got you the help you needed years ago’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/charles-spare-harry-diana-tom-bradby-b2258295.html
>Harry is a known dummy and bastard, he isnt Charles son and everyone in the royal family knows it.
It made me laugh when he got cut off from the royal family financially and he was like "oh its a good thing my mom saw this coming and left me money". Yeah she knew they would only tolerate so much from a bastard to save face.
>he isnt Charles son
No wonder he doesn't look like a fricking gremlin.
>take psychedelics
oh did he? that kind of explains everything. it's never recoverable after that. people get strong feeling that they saw something that nobody else knows. they can't say what it was, because it was just a release of the chemical that makes that feeling. but they believe whatever nonsense they randomly do after it is the real path
Oh look another blind man thinking he knows what colors are. You guys never cease to amuse me.
go lick a toad you wiener addict
>The burnout who hangs out outside of 7/11 asking for cigarettes found his way to Cinemaphile
Amazing
This is the main reason schizophrenia shows up in young 20-somethings. They frick around with permanently mind altering drugs and find out they're Jesus or something.
The machine elves are just in your head anon.
megan dated alex soros, it’s not even that far fetched
He's just a betamale pussywhipped by a narcissist
brother needs propecia stat
I think people who are giving him shit for making these media appearances are missing the point. He’s trying to bring the tabloid media in the UK down. He’s trying to show how the people who hounded his mom to death—literally—are poisonous, and he’s trying to show his family that there’s a better way to live than being at the whims of these tabloids. It’s personal, and it’s based off of a very understandable vendetta against people who were complicit in the death of his mother and almost got his wife to kill herself. His best tool to counteract the narrative of the tabloid press is to use his own connections to readjust the press narrative, which is what he’s doing. I don’t blame him at all.
Sure Megan
>He’s trying to bring the tabloid media in the UK down
what, by giving them free money and headlines for years? what a sterling plan!
Where does Megan fit in to this narrative?
Harold's an arse-bandit and she fricks him up the bum with a strap on?
The thing is, he isn't very good at it.
I love how he is driving the tabloid press nuts. He's exposing them. The more they attack him, the more moronic they look.
And they have to keep attacking him, to distract from the fact the government they control is utterly shit.
Everyone is laughing at him.
He's basically said to everyone that his family only parrots the media lines in regard to his Wife but then also said they're the one who fed the media those lines too. She can't be a c**t apparently, because the media has said she is. If you believe she is a c**t based on her behaviour you actually don't and its only because a newspaper said it.
I genuinely believe Megan and the handlers pay people to post online including on this board and in these threads and I know the organizations to do such a thing exist and the people posting are just getting a paycheck but man you guys are homosexuals
>I'm taking down the British press!
Nah, that's moronic. Harry and Meghan are doing it to build a multi-media career, through Netflix expoes and scandalous books, etc. The tabloids like it because boomers are suspicious of Meghan for being forrun and overtly not posh, so they click it/buy it as ragebait. The only people who don't like it are the Royals, since now the Queen is gone and they've lost the main symbol of nostalgic affection the general public held onto the liberal pundits and intellectuals can go back to banging on the republican drum, as was trendy in the '80s and '90s
i think you’re giving him to much credit.
just watch one video interview and see how fricking stupid he is, not capable of this himself
He is literally banrolling them with stories like this lol. Tabloid journos must have coomed everywhere when this drama started. It's's like a never ending goldmin, a magnet to get your average bong boomer to read their trashy articles
>he's taking down the tabloids by feeding them endless drama and generating billions in ad revenue for them!! godspeed Harry!
are you fricking moronic
Are you fricking stupid?
this entire thing is the manufactured drama tabloids live off of
That's some fricking cope
No, he's doing this for money. Megan and him have zero income apart from selling their stories over and over again, but they burn through cash at astonishing rates.
That ginger Black person uses the Windsor suite at Heathrow anytime he flies anywhere, that's £4000 per hour. And he uses private jets to fly. It's literally about the money for them.
>keeps his titles and privileges and fricks off to another country to make money through badmouthing his family using the press he hates so much
heroic indeed
What cope. We know his exam results, the royal family are all complete brainlets. He has no grand sophisticated plan, he's a tesco cashier given infinite cash.
>HAROLD COME HERE FOR YOU BEATING YOU WRETCHED BUM BOY
are the tabloids in the room with us Harold
>are the tabloids in the room with us Harold
yes they are spying on us through our hacked phones
No no no, they promised not to do that anymore after the last time they got caught. Steve Coogan showed them who was boss
kek but unironically, yes, if you're a celebrity with a phone here in the UK
>You're a gaylord, Harold!
What a cruel thing to say to a 11 year old.
> Above all, this faux outrage - so the Royals are a dysfunctional family like so many others No Shock Horror - allows the Mail, while claiming to be loyal and patriotic (and based for tax purposes not in the UK), to sling the biggest dead cat it can find on the table, rather than let its Middle England readership know that the country is in a very bad way, and the Mail is directly responsible.
> It was the Mail that dumped on Ed Miliband (including the anti-Semitic attacks) to keep Young Dave in Downing Street. It was the Mail that then called anti-Semitism on Jeremy Corbyn. It was the Mail that slavishly supported Theresa May, before slavishly supporting now-disgraced Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, and then - God help us - Liz Truss.
> The Mail titles have backed every last inept politician in Westminster. How convenient for them to be able to tell readers to Look Over There, even as the NHS is on its knees, the cost of living is ever-increasing, and industrial unrest threatens to boil over into actual civil unrest. They sell papers, the momentary interest is maintained, and they get away with hypocrisy and mendacity.
> But the public is not as stupid as the Mail hopes. We see you, Paul Dacre.
It's all really gross and craven, and Markle is so clearly a soulless, gold diggin harpy. And that's a good thing.
The press are attacking him to create distraction to protect their puppet Sunak.
>Your brother/sister/cousin/childhood friend writes a memoir and includes dozens of anecdotes about your younger days and constantly paints you in a negative light
How do you respond?
Also why is this little shit doing this?
Money
He literally had a life of luxury and gave it up for some mid tier pussy though
He still needs money
William would be justified killing him at this point but honestly completely ignoring him while the court of public opinion turns on Harry is probably the best and most banterful tactic
The public love him. Don't listen to tabloid lies
It certainly seems like they don't like him
It frickin WAS BABY BRAIN
What a life
What's this?
Text exchange between Kate and Meghan leaked by Harry
Why would Harry leak this? It makes meghan look like an entitled idiot.
Kate is the one in green, I think.
Kate needs a good dicking, willy should take a leaf out of the old man’s book and be her tampon for a few hours.
Why would Kate's messages be green, did Harry somehow get a hold of her phone and not Meghan's?
It's not a screenshot
Why do you think they're colourcoded like that? Because they're based on a screenshot.
Meghan wouldn't be typing mum either.
person who posted it here. kate is green. the filename is kategreen which was my effort to try to avoid this moronation
>my effort to avoid this moronation
>posted an image of a text conversation that didn't even come from a real phone
>Hey kate we have the tailor to fix the dresses
>NOAAW the dresses need to be FIXED
>..yes we have the tailor here to fix them
>FINEEEE!! FRICK
>Britbongs absolutely MINDBROKEN over the idea that even a royal admits that being a nobody in America with a hot wife is better than being literal royalty getting married off to your cousin in Bongistan
I kek.
>not a new IP
>a nobody
Eddie 8th went off to be a nobody. Harry's trying to turn himself into a homosexual media figure.
>Harry's trying to turn himself into a homosexual media figure.
In Britain, maybe, nobody gives a frick about him here in America. The news doesn't place much importance on covering him here.
>In Britain, maybe,
Then he's not actually left, has he? He might be non-dom, but he still needs to be asspatted by the British press to stay relevant
He's hanging out in the USA and enjoying the burger life while all of Anglopakistan seethes about how he doesn't want to be part of their mess anymore.
yet still steals our tax money
>all of Anglopakistan seethes
He's the one who wrote a big long seethepost book about how his brother beat him up. And just released a Netflix series seething about how they're all waycis.
>Getting rich off writing a tell all autobiography exposing one of the most important families in history
Sounds pretty based to me.
rich off
Yes, so he still needs English money. That's the point.
The real shit was when it accidentally went on sale in Spain ahead of the release date, and you had journos fighting each other to grab a copy while no one else gave a shit
>accidentally went on sale in Spain ahead of the release date
A classic american advertising technique. "Leak" the product a few days early and let everyone go crazy about the fact that there's a chance to get to see it before everyone else. He's really making himself at home here, I wonder how many israeli friends he's made.
Is tabloid media really this powerful in the UK? Nobody really pays attention to tabloids in the US.
No, he’s being a whiny baby, he will never lead a normal life, whilst he’s asking for privacy, he needs to Marlon Brando himself or embrace them. He can’t have both.
That’s because our political news is just tabloids
Idk who's israeliteing who anymore
It's all one big confusing web of israeliteery. They're all caught up in it at this point.
What a pussy. He should have thrown the severed peasant head at his brother and plotted to usurp the throne. What happened to the stiff upper lip? Have some class and stop airing your family's dirty laundry! He's hurt the entire foundation of the monarchy!
why do people care so much about this soap opera, especially Americans?
Why were they so rude to his granny?
>That webm
>That headline
Lmfao what absolute homosexuals desperately trying to take anything they possibly can as disrespect so they can get outraged by it.
It's not a stretch, she is really disrespectful in general
Wew lad
Wait there's an awkward webm where Harold is whoring himself out to another CEO to get his prostitute wife work.
bob iger
Meghan should do porn
It's just american etiquette vs anglo. I remember some american guy came to my school and another guy to my work. Both times they were nice people but who we immediately thought were total wieners because the way they introduced themselves was a speil of their accomplishments. Outside America it seems like weird bragging but it turns out Americans expect this of each other and it's not meant to be
Ummm they were MANSPLAINING and Meggy stepped in to correct them.
Divorce her now
fricking prostitute
>AIIEEEEEEE WILLIAM SAMA NOOOOOOO THINK OF MY PRECIOUS Black personETTE AND MY DARLING BURNT Black personINO AIIEEEEE SAVE ME YOUR MAJESTY
>as it was
as it were*
Hypothetical, subjunctive mood.
yeah i fricked up
It's alright, anon. Just don't make the same mistake twice.
okay
harsh
but fair
For me its Will and Kate's senpai
Would the royal family even take him back if he divorced the b***h or is he fricked? I kind of feel bad for him, he's just dumb and a simp but probably not a bad person.
He'd probably end up like Diana if he tried to go back to them now.