Not OP but there was a time when I had no internet and no cable and the only two movies I had on DVD were this one and Watchmen, so I must've watched both them about 2 or 3 times a day for about 3 or 4 months.
I always forget prime Kat Dennings was in this.
I could never forget, this was my introduction to Kat supremacy. Spilled way too much seed to this particular scene.
Ironic coming from literal betas. She sold his shit for free in her eBay store. She made the guy $100,000 and didn’t take a commission. How exactly was she taking advantage of him? Maybe you wouldn’t find the concept of a woman honestly loving a man so unbelievable if you weren’t worthless pieces of shit. People don’t like that and don’t find that an attractive quality in a mate.
Dude's a legit angel on earth. He has gotten so many old wrestlers to get and stay sober. When a wrestler hits rock bottom he's there. Jake the Snake and the late Scott Hall both came back from the gutter thanks to DDP.
You ever forget a wrestler existed and then just get hit by that big ass nostalgia wave when you remember their goofy gimmick and how much that shit entertained you? That was my experience just now.
You know, I usually just lurk here and don't post, but I wanted to bust a nut to this scene so I started torrenting this and noticed I still had a Tara Tainton vid in the queue that I hadn't cleared. I love you anon, I hope you're having a good day.
she was a sexual predator, im almost sure she would had dressed him as a kid or something and fricking him silly, maybe breastfeed him, that would been awful haha.
Yes even ugly ogres will swipe left on decent men. Dating apps cut out a lot of shit that women would otherwise find attractive, this is why they should be abandoned.
>she forced him to sell all his collectibles because he needed to "grow up" >when he's mad about this it plays out like he's the one in the wrong
frick off, he had ONE hobby that made him happy and he's forced to stop??
I guess monkey boy didn't want to feel. The. BANG!
Holy shit I'm moronic. Glad I wasn't the only one to think of it and use the same image lmao. DDP was always one of my favorites and Kimberly was so fine
This sounds like a joke but I'm being 100% serious, the first time I ever jerked off in my life was to the scene where he imagines that naked woman while he too jerks off for the first time.
because the ending is a tragedy. >has to sell all his cool shit >marries post wall roastie single mother
unironically he should had fricked the boss of the store he worked and called it a day.
He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore
>He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore
have a nice day, cuck
i wouldnt take a post with a cowboy movie reaction image serious, jose and paco.
>He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore
have a nice day, cuck
ITS ME ITS ME
ME??
ITS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
ITS D D P
AND THAT'S NOT A BAD THING
you were watching it again? twice in 24 hours?
Not OP but there was a time when I had no internet and no cable and the only two movies I had on DVD were this one and Watchmen, so I must've watched both them about 2 or 3 times a day for about 3 or 4 months.
I could never forget, this was my introduction to Kat supremacy. Spilled way too much seed to this particular scene.
She was too advanced for him, he would've blown his load before it entered the vegana.
sounds scary
Why is there such a crossover with women doing porn and wrestling?
Like chyna??
My sister was a pro wrestler and now you have me worried.
Wait til you learn about customs.
He didn't like fake breasts.
Fake??
bump
They were fake
the guy was a coomer ffs
No he wasn’t, he didn’t even jerk off
KWAB
he should have gone with the muscly lady
ddp won
Remember when he had to pretend the Undertakes ugly wife was hotter than his own?
>40 year old virgin
>marrying a woman his own age.
This is probably as unrealistic as a 40 year old virgin.
She was literally betabuxing him. The fictional part was that she seemed to genuinely love him.
Accurate post.
Ironic coming from literal betas. She sold his shit for free in her eBay store. She made the guy $100,000 and didn’t take a commission. How exactly was she taking advantage of him? Maybe you wouldn’t find the concept of a woman honestly loving a man so unbelievable if you weren’t worthless pieces of shit. People don’t like that and don’t find that an attractive quality in a mate.
sneed
Implying that he wasn't angling for some stepdad/stepdaughter action.
I guess monkey boy didn't want to feel. The. BANG!
I think I remember this guy, didn’t he hit people in the head with an acoustic guitar
Nah that was the guy who dranks beers all the time with black guys in 1992
That was Kevin Nash all along?? KWAB
kek what a b***h
He's a yoga guru now.
Dude's a legit angel on earth. He has gotten so many old wrestlers to get and stay sober. When a wrestler hits rock bottom he's there. Jake the Snake and the late Scott Hall both came back from the gutter thanks to DDP.
thats good to hear ty anon.
he called me once just to say hello. now THAT'S customer service
Frick no that was "no dimes" Jeff jarret
You ever forget a wrestler existed and then just get hit by that big ass nostalgia wave when you remember their goofy gimmick and how much that shit entertained you? That was my experience just now.
jeff jarrett fricking sucks so forgetting about him would be a positive
take it easy slapnuts
zero dimes
based ddp enjoyers
DDP is dope. But he is also the physical embodiment of herpes from Florida.
I went to the same community college as he did
I jacked off to that scene a lot and I agree
along with knocked up
which scene?
Glad someone agrees. Wtf were his standards too high??
> she's 52
> the movie is 17 years old
Tara Tainton?
You know, I usually just lurk here and don't post, but I wanted to bust a nut to this scene so I started torrenting this and noticed I still had a Tara Tainton vid in the queue that I hadn't cleared. I love you anon, I hope you're having a good day.
Remember morons the moral of the story is to befriend other guys who will help you get laid. A must watch for all virgins tbqh
Even me???
Especially you
wow
is that kim
congdon? ayes
me on the left
Yeah it's a fricking lie. Other guys don't help you get laid, they are hard programmed to betray you at a moments notice for some pussy.
He wasn't man enough.
Why didnt he just frick the boss?
She is a lesbian.
she was a sexual predator, im almost sure she would had dressed him as a kid or something and fricking him silly, maybe breastfeed him, that would been awful haha.
>TFW this comedy became a documantary for the incel crisis.
Yes even ugly ogres will swipe left on decent men. Dating apps cut out a lot of shit that women would otherwise find attractive, this is why they should be abandoned.
She has this brainless demeanor
He settled for the worst women in the movie. Should have at least shagged her big titted daughter.
>she forced him to sell all his collectibles because he needed to "grow up"
>when he's mad about this it plays out like he's the one in the wrong
frick off, he had ONE hobby that made him happy and he's forced to stop??
why do you gays obssess about this movie and not the one where carrell gets transformed from a beta divorcee to a pimp handed pussy slayer?
Because they can self-insert into the 40 year old virgin and not a guy who works on himself to be a pussy slayer.
He didn't want to have to feel the BANG
Holy shit I'm moronic. Glad I wasn't the only one to think of it and use the same image lmao. DDP was always one of my favorites and Kimberly was so fine
I love this movie but the main love interest with too many teeth really annoys me
This sounds like a joke but I'm being 100% serious, the first time I ever jerked off in my life was to the scene where he imagines that naked woman while he too jerks off for the first time.
because the ending is a tragedy.
>has to sell all his cool shit
>marries post wall roastie single mother
unironically he should had fricked the boss of the store he worked and called it a day.
It's not a tragedy if you imagine he's fricking the step-daughter on the sly.
I always forget prime Kat Dennings was in this.
He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore
>you WILL sell off your hobbies goy
>you WILL accept "responsibilities" for no reason at all
pathetic
i wouldnt take a post with a cowboy movie reaction image serious, jose and paco.
i wouldn't take a one word post and a post telling someone to "have a nice day" serious, newbie.
>He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore
have a nice day, cuck
i forgot to add that, god, i thought i was a pesimist but you really pointed out the worst shit of it.
Kimberly really did randomly show up in this one movie, show one tit, and then disappear forever without any further statement or appearances.
WTF.
I would honestly rather be a virgin than marry Catherine Keener
This man knows what he's talking about.
this scene really brings me back
>mfw this will be me in 9 years
get an Otaku Gf in Japan
there is still time