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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? That looks like some delicious rice pudding. Ain’t you ever had Cozy Shack?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fine. Wish there'd be coffee as well though.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the first person exit the matrix

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were helped by a Zion-born.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He/she must've been the first chosen one and freed some other people from the Matrix.
      The Architect said it in Reloaded.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the robots tripped over a wire or something fawgeddabouit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably someone who had to shit so bad it shorted out his matrix pod.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did the first person exit the matrix
      The architect literally explains this. No wonder people were filtered by the sequels.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ate one of those "do not eat" silicon packets

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the bros help season they food?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all food inside of the matrix is french
      all food outside of the matrix is pants on head british
      neo figures out that zion is just another level of the matrix by talking to colonel sanders

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If one food had everything the body needs I would eat that just fine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      human breastmilk

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if neo had been a homosex? Would he still have failed the test?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of freeky shit do you think they got up to in the construct? Mouse even calls them hypocrites so you know its something dirty.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of freeky shit do you think they got up to in the construct? Mouse even calls them hypocrites so you know its something dirty.

        If you cum in the Matrix, do you cum in that chair? Do tank and mouse have to clean up while their still plugged in?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you miss the part where they stick a vacuum cleaner up neo's ass?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go back in bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one (1) genuine reason not to.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        general mistrust that the machines wont just fricking kill you when they get what they want, because it's more efficient, and they probably dont even have facilities to process adult humans back into the matrix

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Neo...you must plug into Trinity to get admin rights...get it??? Plug INTO her

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-Zionism equals anti-human.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO I SIMPLY MUST EAT A LESS EFFICIENT NUTRITIONALLY INCOMPLETE "MEAL" BECAUSE.....UHHH SOEMTHING ABOUT MY CAVEMEN ANCESTORS OR SOME SHIT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is absolutely no way that slop has enough nutrients to support grown adults.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the characters in the movie hated this slop. Why are you defending it?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you WILL eat the cum

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rice pudding is looking extra runny today

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly frick Morpheus bro. If he had been straight up with everyone and told them they'd be living in a shit hole bored out of their brain and only able to eat snot ever day not a single fricking soul would be like hell yeah bro pull the plug let's that sound lit af

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would take the truth over any kind of fake comfort EVERY SINGLE TIME

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you would swap your life as it exists right now to go live in Zion and eat sloppa?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If my life as it exists right now is a simulation and I'm offered the choice of plugging out then yes, no question about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bored
      They probably have some pretty badass video game simulations to play around in. Plus all the sex with literally any girl you have ever dreamed of.

      You have machines doing all the work that needs to be done around zion while you just live out your every fantasy in simulated worlds.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmnn, I want rice, spam, and canned cream corn. That's such a winning combo I would pick these as my choice of takeout when I went on fieldtrips back in British Hong Kong, even though they also have fried egg and beef option.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Architect chose an old guy as its avatar?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To project authority

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OLD WHITE GUYS RUN EVERYTHING AM I RIGHT SISTERS?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        name one single white man that dint ruin everything

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every evil white man you hate has been taken down by other white men

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have been an old chinese guy
      and he should speak cambodian

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't forget your over-engineered spoon for your future slop

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Matrix was about gnosticism and shady government organizations, you will never convince me troonyshit is what they intended from day one.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's image looks like some shit steve1989 would eat and call gourmet

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when a woman gets pregnant in the Matrix, does her real body actually get pregnant in the cattle fields? Let's assume she does get pregnant and the machines have to perform a C-section to get the baby, do they immediately plug in the baby to the Matrix so that the avatar is connected to the mind of the real baby? And while the woman is pregnant, how do they even animate the fake baby, and all the kicks and shit? Since the real baby is still inside the real woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When they have sex in the matrix does a robot come over and frick the real woman?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The baby is grown in the fetus area you fricking moron, it's never inside a woman

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