all food inside of the matrix is french
all food outside of the matrix is pants on head british
neo figures out that zion is just another level of the matrix by talking to colonel sanders
general mistrust that the machines wont just fricking kill you when they get what they want, because it's more efficient, and they probably dont even have facilities to process adult humans back into the matrix
Honestly frick Morpheus bro. If he had been straight up with everyone and told them they'd be living in a shit hole bored out of their brain and only able to eat snot ever day not a single fricking soul would be like hell yeah bro pull the plug let's that sound lit af
>bored
They probably have some pretty badass video game simulations to play around in. Plus all the sex with literally any girl you have ever dreamed of.
You have machines doing all the work that needs to be done around zion while you just live out your every fantasy in simulated worlds.
Mmmnn, I want rice, spam, and canned cream corn. That's such a winning combo I would pick these as my choice of takeout when I went on fieldtrips back in British Hong Kong, even though they also have fried egg and beef option.
So when a woman gets pregnant in the Matrix, does her real body actually get pregnant in the cattle fields? Let's assume she does get pregnant and the machines have to perform a C-section to get the baby, do they immediately plug in the baby to the Matrix so that the avatar is connected to the mind of the real baby? And while the woman is pregnant, how do they even animate the fake baby, and all the kicks and shit? Since the real baby is still inside the real woman
Why? That looks like some delicious rice pudding. Ain’t you ever had Cozy Shack?
Looks fine. Wish there'd be coffee as well though.
How did the first person exit the matrix
They were helped by a Zion-born.
He/she must've been the first chosen one and freed some other people from the Matrix.
The Architect said it in Reloaded.
One of the robots tripped over a wire or something fawgeddabouit
Probably someone who had to shit so bad it shorted out his matrix pod.
>How did the first person exit the matrix
The architect literally explains this. No wonder people were filtered by the sequels.
ate one of those "do not eat" silicon packets
why didn't the bros help season they food?
all food inside of the matrix is french
all food outside of the matrix is pants on head british
neo figures out that zion is just another level of the matrix by talking to colonel sanders
If one food had everything the body needs I would eat that just fine.
human breastmilk
What if neo had been a homosex? Would he still have failed the test?
What kind of freeky shit do you think they got up to in the construct? Mouse even calls them hypocrites so you know its something dirty.
If you cum in the Matrix, do you cum in that chair? Do tank and mouse have to clean up while their still plugged in?
did you miss the part where they stick a vacuum cleaner up neo's ass?
just go back in bro
Name one (1) genuine reason not to.
general mistrust that the machines wont just fricking kill you when they get what they want, because it's more efficient, and they probably dont even have facilities to process adult humans back into the matrix
>Neo...you must plug into Trinity to get admin rights...get it??? Plug INTO her
Anti-Zionism equals anti-human.
>NOOOO I SIMPLY MUST EAT A LESS EFFICIENT NUTRITIONALLY INCOMPLETE "MEAL" BECAUSE.....UHHH SOEMTHING ABOUT MY CAVEMEN ANCESTORS OR SOME SHIT
There is absolutely no way that slop has enough nutrients to support grown adults.
Even the characters in the movie hated this slop. Why are you defending it?
you WILL eat the cum
The rice pudding is looking extra runny today
Honestly frick Morpheus bro. If he had been straight up with everyone and told them they'd be living in a shit hole bored out of their brain and only able to eat snot ever day not a single fricking soul would be like hell yeah bro pull the plug let's that sound lit af
I would take the truth over any kind of fake comfort EVERY SINGLE TIME
So you would swap your life as it exists right now to go live in Zion and eat sloppa?
If my life as it exists right now is a simulation and I'm offered the choice of plugging out then yes, no question about it.
>bored
They probably have some pretty badass video game simulations to play around in. Plus all the sex with literally any girl you have ever dreamed of.
You have machines doing all the work that needs to be done around zion while you just live out your every fantasy in simulated worlds.
Mmmnn, I want rice, spam, and canned cream corn. That's such a winning combo I would pick these as my choice of takeout when I went on fieldtrips back in British Hong Kong, even though they also have fried egg and beef option.
Why did the Architect chose an old guy as its avatar?
To project authority
>OLD WHITE GUYS RUN EVERYTHING AM I RIGHT SISTERS?
name one single white man that dint ruin everything
Every evil white man you hate has been taken down by other white men
should have been an old chinese guy
and he should speak cambodian
>don't forget your over-engineered spoon for your future slop
The Matrix was about gnosticism and shady government organizations, you will never convince me troonyshit is what they intended from day one.
OP's image looks like some shit steve1989 would eat and call gourmet
So when a woman gets pregnant in the Matrix, does her real body actually get pregnant in the cattle fields? Let's assume she does get pregnant and the machines have to perform a C-section to get the baby, do they immediately plug in the baby to the Matrix so that the avatar is connected to the mind of the real baby? And while the woman is pregnant, how do they even animate the fake baby, and all the kicks and shit? Since the real baby is still inside the real woman
When they have sex in the matrix does a robot come over and frick the real woman?
The baby is grown in the fetus area you fricking moron, it's never inside a woman