If he's such a rebel, why does he show up to detention?

If he's such a rebel, why does he show up to detention?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a bratty sub and secretly wants to be punished.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To meme on the stuffy principal and the nerds that showed up

      He wants to sniff some panties

      I was the Bender of my highschool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          why?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You weren't there to scare the nerds straight

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Vernon at the one I work at

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody remembers you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder the diamond she gives him at the end is a metaphor for her virginity. I would know, I was him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A rather vulgar way of describing him, but not altogether wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eat my shorts!
      Principal: Grrr Bratty bender >:3

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    To meme on the stuffy principal and the nerds that showed up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't really have weekend detention at our school just suspension and in school suspension. The latter was pretty based just a bunch of ghetto Mexicans burn outs and wingers meeting the whole time. We didn't have any Black folk.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you forget the part where he actually didn't have detention?

        did you forget the part where he actually didn't have detention?

        detention is a good way to pick up chicks you wouldn't have a chance with otherwise.
        speaking from personal experience

        Wiggers*

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oops

          We didn't really have weekend detention at our school just suspension and in school suspension. The latter was pretty based just a bunch of ghetto Mexicans burn outs and wingers meeting the whole time. We didn't have any Black folk.

          *

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the principal or teacher or whatever tells him he wants to fight him, he pussies out and acts like a little fricking baby.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wants to sniff some panties

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    apparently stashing your weed in a school locker is a good spot

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that'd be what they expected. so he shows up to rebel i. their presence because he wished he had good parents to discipline him and guide him towards emotional maturity

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like all bullies he's an insecure gayg, like most of you on here

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew kids like him in school and honestly it's probably because he had nothing to go home to.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so did i, and they bullied their families too lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be kid at school
      >don’t understand why some kids showed up, acted like buttholes for no reason, couldn’t focus, and always seemed to hang around after school like they preferred to be there.
      >get bpd gf
      >now irritable and touchy at work, can’t focus, and find excuses to stay late and leave early for work.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then fricking leave her you weak ass beta cuck

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but you wouldn't get it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To frick a redhead.

      His parents routinely abuse him physically and emotionally. Im sure he loves to have a reason to be away from them.

      Also this.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie high schoolers don't look this old now, what changed? Are there more young actors available now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's like 30 in this movie, like most "high school" actors at the time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, vsauce but...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        22 goddamned minutes for something that could be quickly summed up in a paragraph or less. I am angry now, why would you do this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were given a vsauce warning anon. He's shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We used to start smoking in the 8th grade and drinking by 8th grade. Zoomies don't get down like that anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men look younger now due to increased estrogen/decreased testosterone. Nelson was mid 20's when he made this. The nerd and the prom queen were both 16 irl and also fricking off camera.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and also fricking off camera.
        source, I knew the rest but never heard this one

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His parents routinely abuse him physically and emotionally. Im sure he loves to have a reason to be away from them.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    detention is a good way to pick up chicks you wouldn't have a chance with otherwise.
    speaking from personal experience

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you forget the part where he actually didn't have detention?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats ally sneedy you stupid fricking moronic. You're such a moron. Dumbass.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How is that funny, the jock was a wrestler and could overpower him, the principal dared him to hit him because he knew he would charge assault and get him hauled off to jail

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is that funny,
      Because big men make my incel bussy moist

  13. 9 months ago
    Might as well post rage fuel

    Thirty years ago, Principal Vernon (Paul Gleason) asked his five teenage charges “who do you think you are?” as a detention punishment. In the essay that bookends the diegesis, Brian, the Brain (Anthony Michael Hall), balks at the question: “We think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.” The answer, though, is stunningly simple: “You are white.” I could only see this in hindsight though, through the lens of a PhD in critical media studies and lots and lots of time. And what I saw, only many years after first falling in love with this film, was that this love was inextricably tied to my suburban upbringing, to the fact that, when I watched the film as a child, its myopic whiteness was invisible to me in that way that whiteness usually is to white people.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was terrified of his dad.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've never been an athlete but it's obvious that legit wrastling and knowing holds is incredibly useful in street fights.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a scale of 10 to supreme gentleman, how cringe is this shot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was kino before the age of internet exposed people to hyperactive cringe

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day loser, I can just tell you spend all day on this shithole website kek

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s unironically better than staying home with his shit family and beats wandering aimlessly around town in the cold.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the guy who played bender was physically big
    lmao

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your parents will he happy when you have a nice day

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't get it you're a goy.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this guy was hugs!
    >anon posts picture of his height (5'9)
    >starts autistic screeching
    How tall are you anon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huge*

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy in highschool wouldn't show up, and they would just assign it again etc. somehow racked it up into twenty something, and only had to do one day of off school suspension to wipe it all

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he gets kicked out, he can't rebel to the headmaster/school anymore.

    Choose which battles to lose in order to continue the war.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Incel homosexual, when's the last time you unironically touched grass you obsessed loser

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only touch grass ironically.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Vernon would have put Bender in a bodybag, he used to kill asiatics in Nam out of boredom

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the actor who played bender isn't "big and tall," you lost

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It is one of the first movies where Hughes tries to craft a plot the plot is poor but the visual gags are strong Bueller is his best teen movie I also prefer the messier sixteen candles

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that 17yo guy I was telling you about

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you will never have sex or a family and your posts are cope for that lol

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >self assured shut-in is completely wrong
    moron LOL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a Chad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Vernon wasn't a chad, he was a bloviating Boomer c**t with a thin skin
        Had he been chill, with a thicker skin, not so easily butthurt by oneliners from teens one third his age, and generally less of a sensitive prick, yes, he would be prime Chad material. Instead, he had to fly off the handle over trivialities in typical Boomer fashion, which is by definition not Chad behavior, but the behavior of an overcompensating cuck b***h and at least as cringey as the teenagers he mocked.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He should have beat up that little queer Bender even more, just like your teacher should have

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nothing more satisfying than putting a confidently wrong incel homosexual in his place, this place is full of 'em

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ohhhh so you're a coping manlet, it all makes sense now hahaha

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    incel post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Ohhhh so you're a coping manlet, it all makes sense now hahaha

      [...]
      nothing more satisfying than putting a confidently wrong incel homosexual in his place, this place is full of 'em

      [...]
      >self assured shut-in is completely wrong
      moron LOL

      >he deleted all his posts
      lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did they say? I left to take a shower

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason almost all delinquents eventually cave and crawl across the finish line: if you just go completely AWOL they go after your parents and even if your parents don't give a frick about you they give a frick about keeping a dependent on their tax returns and welfare applications and not losing custody for being negligent.

    And any kid who's not a full-blown moron eventually realizes that not even having a high school diploma is a problem and flunking out just to keep up the disaffected rebel act isn't worth it. They strike the pose as long as possible but still do just enough to sqeak by.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES AND STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because his parents abused him and he didn't want to go home to that.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like your typical breadtuber socialist types, it's just a fad.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was poor and it was either this or sitting outside in the snow hiding from his dad

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we see 15 year old Molly Ringwald's underwear in this and 16 Candles, what the frick was John Hughes doing?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a stunt crotch

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what next thing you'll tell me is they didn't have the actress wear these before this scene

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If he's such a rebel, why does he show up to detention?
    To make a point. It's the last they expected him to do.
    He is the trickster. Life is a mirage and he's in charge.
    If I'm not mistaken, he smokes a drug cigarette at some point inside the classroom.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone bumps this thread while I'm gone I'm cracking skulls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      really sir?

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this movie famous? I swear we were forced to watch it a dozen times through middle and high schools, write essays about the characters, I still see people talking about it years later. Most unrelatable boring slog I've ever been forced to sit through. 99% of kids in detention are single mother offspring with drug problems or borderline mentally disabled FAS bucket slitherers who can't hold a pencil the right way down and act out in class because they think it makes them look cool and they sure as hell don't have looks or brains going for them.
    I despise this film. The last 10 seconds with him walking away and the song are good though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you were forced to watch an R-rated subversive, anti-authority teen comedy and write essays about it in middle and high school?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him but it was endlessly parodied so growing up you subconsciously were prepared to consume it

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I joined the wrestling team despite hating it in order to stay way from my c**t of a mother for the maximum time possible. I also held off on getting my drivers license till I was 18 and knew she wouldn't be able to hold it over my head or make me her gofer.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut your hole, Wang Chung

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get my hair to look like this? Mine is thick and poofy and makes my head look like a mushroom
    pic semi related, mine falls to the sides so I don't have bangs

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he sexually assault Claire when he was suppose to be hiding?

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks to Vern and the Janitor as his surrogate dads. Also to score chicks like the dandruff ho.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nicolas Cage auditioned for Bender
    >They said he was too old and cast...
    >...Chudd Nelson instead?
    What was the logic here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they said frick nepobabies

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make the one girl uglier near the end of the movie?

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like The Breakfast Club, its usage of the prison metaphor for the school, Vernon being a total failure and taking it out on the kids in a sadistic manner because he got chewed out by the very system he upholds, all those teenage stereotypes brought together and tore apart, Benson genuinely being an intelligent person whom the system hates because he doesn't conform to it and so needs to be punished, the traumas inflicted on the children by their parents because they were inflicted with the traumas of their parents and it being a vicious cycle, Brian's confession of wanting to kill himself and the general examination of teen issues that widely go ignored by the grown ups, and the janitor being the most sympathetic of the adults in the film and BTFOing Vernon every chance he gets. It's a really good film, actually, and much more than another teen drama.

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